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♪ Entertain me, entertain me right now ♪

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- Ho, ho, ho, and welcome to the Pop Culture

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Junkie podcast.

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I'm Shauna here with Olivia.

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- And we have been busy wrapping up this year.

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- Get it?

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- wrapping, and presents.

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- You sum up at that one yourself?

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- No, it was on the script right here, right here.

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- I mean, I, we don't have a script,

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but I totally made that up.

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- You can't see the mic paper.

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- Oh, of course that.

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- No matter what, we always have to spend time

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with our dear listeners, no matter how busy we are.

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- Or naughty, where this year?

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- I know, do you think you're on the naughty list

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or the nicest thing to--

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- Oh, I'm definitely on the naughty list.

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- I am too.

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- Yeah.

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- I'm just the naughty one girl.

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- You're so young, girl.

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(laughing)

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- So what have you been up to?

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- I, Shocker, was in San Francisco last weekend

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on the hunt for a new place.

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So it was raining for the first time there ever,

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since I've been there.

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- Never.

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- Not ever, but since I've been there.

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- What's this?

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- Since I've been there.

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(laughing)

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- What's this?

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What's this?

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- That was a Christmas reference

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that you couldn't figure out what we're talking about today,

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you guys.

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(laughing)

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And I was running around, no one, Brela,

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in the pouring rain, as a person from the desert.

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I was so afraid, if you live in Arizona,

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you will be happy to know that no one knows

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how to drive in the rain.

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- Okay, that's good, that's converting a lot.

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- And you know, it was, it was torrential downpour.

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- Every video you sent me from that weekend,

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you were just so wet.

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- So wet.

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- And then you eventually stopped commenting on it,

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but you were still wet in the video.

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- Yes, and I was going on a date.

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And I had very minimal time in the,

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like, so from the time I ended my tours and work

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to go on said date.

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And then, so I got very ready in the morning,

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not anticipating rain.

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- And then by the end of it,

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I looked like a wet friggin dog.

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However, I used wet dogs.

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- That's good, right?

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- Yeah, maybe.

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- I don't know if he likes dogs.

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So that's good.

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But, no, specifically, I used elf primer,

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'cause I was like, okay, it's gonna be a long day.

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I'm gonna go on all these apartment and play stores.

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I need to make sure that my baby stays on point.

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I use this elf primer.

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- Is it the sticky one?

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- The pink one, yeah, it's very sticky.

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- The pink one, the Jennifer Coolidge just, wow.

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- Oh, wow, just primer's amazing.

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- Yeah, I don't know if it's that.

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I'll have to post it on the answer, yeah.

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But it was amazing.

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Not a single bud, my hair on the other hand.

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Did these bangs, baby?

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- Dude, that's the struggle when you have bangs

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is when there's a weather.

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They don't stay where you want them to.

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- Yeah, I've realized that I need to start

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eyelash gluing them down at the tip,

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so they don't move around.

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- Okay, that's smart.

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you make sure you don't get the hairspray on your face.

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- Yeah, I think in that moment, I needed eyelash gluing.

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- That's right.

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- If anybody else with bangs has some hot tips, please.

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- The bang girls, yeah.

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So I toured so many places.

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However, if you don't know anything about San Francisco,

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there are a lot of homeless people in San Francisco.

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The rain did hide a lot of the homeless people for me.

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first a woman to live in.

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- Oh gosh.

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- And I, like, thankfully asked the dormant.

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I was like, what neighborhood is this?

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And they were like, it's the tenderloin.

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- I think tenderloin is...

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- You don't like the tenderloin if you live there.

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- That's why you make that kind of beef.

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- Yeah, I like the tenderloin cut of beef.

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I don't like the tenderloin.

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It's where all of them live.

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- Well, I hope that there's some kind of good

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housing community shelter program in place.

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- Oh yeah, I mean speaking of the unhoused.

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- Oh gosh.

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I got offered a job today.

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- Yes, thank you.

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- Thank you, thank you.

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- Thank you.

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- I haven't accepted it yet.

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- Yeah, we'll leave it at it.

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- I will be working with people from the unhoused community

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and victims of domestic violence.

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- We love that.

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- We stop getting back on their beaten.

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- Helping women in a whole new way.

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- Yes.

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- So, you know, if I accept that million dollar job offer

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for a non-profit.

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- We don't get into that work for the money, do we?

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- Yes, no.

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Our social justice warrior over here.

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- Honestly.

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- He's bleeding heart.

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- Yes, yes.

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- I'm about to be bleeding money, so.

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- I mean, that's just true.

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You will be in San Francisco bleeding money.

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- Well, I'm sick to stay with my bleeding heart.

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It's gonna work out great.

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We'll just send each other files of blood.

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- Yes.

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- Or we could wear little necklaces

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like Angelina and her brother.

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- It's very Bob Thornton.

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- I thought it was her brother.

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- No, she just made out with her brother on the red carpet.

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- That's all I've been up to.

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I'm just kind of watching the regular shows.

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I watched, I was like,

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- We didn't saw wicked.

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- We did.

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I figured we'd talk about that at the end though.

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- Okay, so you want to talk about it now.

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- We did see wicked and I enjoyed it.

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- We're just watching the usual stuff.

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Me and Andrew, we're watching this anime called

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"Dun-Dun"

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- Don't drop that down.

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- Okay, so "Dun-Dun"

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and it is so over the top and funny.

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And it's about this kind of nerdy kid

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who believes in aliens.

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And then this popular girl who believes in ghosts.

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in a quirky set of circumstances

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like most anime is and become best friends

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who've been like hunt ghosts and aliens together.

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- But then in like the first episode,

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he's abducted by an alien and it steals his dick.

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- Oh, wow, okay.

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They don't probe him, they steal his probe.

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- Oh, they try to probe her.

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- But then yeah, they steal his penis.

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- Okay. - Or maybe it was one of the ghosts.

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- Somewhere.

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- Okay, along the line is penis, the stolen.

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- And then he gets that back

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but it's just a shaft of there's no balls.

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So she, it sounds so absurd.

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I promise it is so over there.

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- What is going on over there?

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- So then he has to go and find his balls.

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- This is an early enough episode of South Park,

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but it's the penis.

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- It's my penis when Mr. Karrison's penis.

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- What's that they say?

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If you love your penis, let it go.

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If it loves you to come back.

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- I am such a good one.

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- Inspired a whole anime.

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- It's it.

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So where I'm at in the anime,

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so far he's retrieved one of his testicles.

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- Oh, so that's how I get in.

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- And they're probably gonna fall in love at some point.

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- Infinity stone style.

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- He's kinda like all of the testicles.

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- What's the name of this?

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- Dun-da-da-da-da.

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- Oh yeah, you just had that.

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- I'd distract myself with a balloon.

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- Yeah, oh.

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- Oh.

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- It's really funny and it doesn't take itself very seriously.

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- I know.

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- So, you just have like the most serious.

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- I love my penis.

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- And my ball.

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- Well, yeah.

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- Cup the penis back.

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- Cup the balls.

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- It was just the shaft, okay.

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- Okay, Lance, I'm strong.

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- That's what I thought of saying.

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- What do people do with one testicle?

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That's fine.

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- It's a little lancy.

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- It's fine.

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- It's a little lancy.

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- Yeah.

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- So that's what I've been doing.

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(laughing)

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- I love that for you so much.

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- Oh my gosh.

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- Dines and Dines is not Christmas themed.

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But there are balls like holly balls.

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- I don't know.

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That's a terrible segue.

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- Today we're talking about holiday movies.

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Yeah, so we're gonna take a quick break

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and then stop talking about Chinatalia.

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- So we've talked about holiday horror films

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on this podcast and holiday films in general,

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but we have yet to take a hard look

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at the movie genre.

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- A hard run.

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- A hard look at the movie genre

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that has become inescapable every year.

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The Christmas rom-com.

271
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These insubstantial cookie cutter romance movies

272
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are like cinematic curpees.

273
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You have to try very hard or be very lucky

274
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to avoid catching one of them.

275
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(laughing)

276
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- Who doesn't think about curpees on the holiday?

277
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- David Ewell.

278
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(laughing)

279
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- The gift of pizza and green.

280
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It is the gift that keeps on going.

281
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- Oh my god.

282
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The Hallmark channel gets blamed

283
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for the worst of these movies.

284
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The formulaic big city girl returns to her small town home

285
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to learn the true meaning of love.

286
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- And her piece.

287
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- And her piece.

288
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(laughing)

289
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From some honky hometown boy

290
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who makes a gingerbread houses

291
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or runs a Christmas tree farm

292
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or some stupid shit like that.

293
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Almost every network and streaming service

294
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offers movies like this.

295
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So we are gonna talk about the genre in general

296
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and then talk about a movie that we both watched

297
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that I actually really enjoyed.

298
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It was nonsense.

299
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- Yes.

300
00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:17,280
- Frosty.

301
00:09:17,280 --> 00:09:18,120
- Yes.

302
00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:19,520
- Which sounds like something you shouldn't look up

303
00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:20,720
on Urban Dictionary.

304
00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:22,040
- Or that girl on Frosty.

305
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- That's what I'm gonna do.

306
00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:23,880
- Sure.

307
00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:25,880
- You know, I'm trying something new for the holiday season.

308
00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:27,040
We're all about experimenting.

309
00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:27,880
- This is true.

310
00:09:27,880 --> 00:09:31,840
- No, sexy, sentient snowman is not something

311
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that I knew I needed in my life.

312
00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:38,560
But yes, I went into it after you told me to watch it

313
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because you were like, it was silly goofy.

314
00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:41,840
- Yeah.

315
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- I actually thought I was kind of cute.

316
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Of course.

317
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- It was adorable.

318
00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:46,960
- The sexy sentient snowman delivered.

319
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He was sexy sentient and it's not like,

320
00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:52,280
well, for a little bit for a second.

321
00:09:52,280 --> 00:09:53,120
- You know what?

322
00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:54,360
Actually, I made a shit's creek reference

323
00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:56,440
and I didn't even realize it took me like halfway

324
00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:59,120
through the movie to realize that that's Alexis

325
00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:02,280
like boyfriend vet guy from the shit's creek.

326
00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:03,880
I didn't realize that I looked at it.

327
00:10:03,880 --> 00:10:05,360
- He looked totally different.

328
00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:06,200
- 'Cause he was long hair.

329
00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:07,040
- Yeah.

330
00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:08,200
- He looks a lot hotter with the long hair.

331
00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:09,040
- Really?

332
00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:09,860
- Yeah.

333
00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:10,700
- I prefer him with the short hair.

334
00:10:10,700 --> 00:10:11,540
- Oh.

335
00:10:11,540 --> 00:10:12,700
- Yeah.

336
00:10:12,700 --> 00:10:13,540
- I know.

337
00:10:13,540 --> 00:10:15,040
- I'm like a long hair man.

338
00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:16,400
- I mean, how'd you two, but there, I don't know.

339
00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:19,640
- You know, maybe those Fabia romance novels rubbed off

340
00:10:19,640 --> 00:10:21,120
on me more than I thought.

341
00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:24,080
- Because I do love like a long hair.

342
00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:24,920
- Yeah.

343
00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:27,000
- As a date bald man all the time.

344
00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,880
- You're super into bald guys.

345
00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:31,320
(laughing)

346
00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:35,240
- I know like a short hair man.

347
00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:37,400
- I think you're a cute bald or Fabia, okay?

348
00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:38,240
- Yeah.

349
00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:39,060
- I think they give it to you.

350
00:10:39,060 --> 00:10:40,060
- Honestly, it's very true.

351
00:10:40,060 --> 00:10:41,360
- That it's very, very true.

352
00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:42,880
- I like a beard.

353
00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:45,600
Okay, but sexy, sentient, so man, man.

354
00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:48,960
Hot frosty, as it's called on Netflix.

355
00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:50,800
It has Gretchen Wieners in it.

356
00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:52,680
- Lacey Schabair.

357
00:10:52,680 --> 00:10:54,000
- Oh, Gretchen.

358
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,400
- I could not be bothered.

359
00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:56,640
She's Gretchen Wieners.

360
00:10:56,640 --> 00:10:57,480
I'm sorry.

361
00:10:57,480 --> 00:10:58,320
- I'm sorry, not be bothered.

362
00:10:58,320 --> 00:10:59,840
I think it's Schabair, but maybe I'm just saying

363
00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:01,560
that like the Colbert report.

364
00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:02,400
- Yeah.

365
00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:03,560
- She says Schabair.

366
00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:05,120
(laughing)

367
00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:10,120
- So she's in it and her partner, her husband dies

368
00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:12,640
of cancer. - He has been dies of cancer, yes.

369
00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:14,960
- And she lives in this little rundown house.

370
00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:18,480
- Because he used to be a contractor.

371
00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:22,000
- And it's a very small town, like so small.

372
00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,320
It's like what, like 100 people?

373
00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:28,200
- Yeah, and there's one cop who is like the comic relief

374
00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:30,760
slash antagonist of the movie,

375
00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:34,320
because he wants to arrest hot frosty for streaking.

376
00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:35,160
- Yes.

377
00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:37,480
- Because when he got turned into a human,

378
00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:38,800
he of course had no clothes on.

379
00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:41,640
And he had to like rob a thrift shop

380
00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:43,800
and he bought a jumpsuit that said Jack.

381
00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:44,640
- I get it.

382
00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:45,800
- Jack Frost.

383
00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:47,840
- And my favorite holiday horror movie,

384
00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:49,040
if you have any listeners about it.

385
00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:50,600
- Every time you say that, though,

386
00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:51,840
I think of Michael Keaton.

387
00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:54,080
- I don't think that was a horror movie.

388
00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:56,440
- I was talking about this in my office last week.

389
00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:58,880
And they were like, like the Michael Keaton one?

390
00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:00,280
And I was like, no.

391
00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:01,120
- It's fair.

392
00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:04,400
- If my deceased parent came back to me in the form

393
00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:07,160
of a snowman, I would be horrified.

394
00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:09,920
- You'd be like, no, you'd be like your mom.

395
00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:11,640
- Yeah, but it would be horrified.

396
00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:13,200
She's got like sticks for arms.

397
00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:14,200
- But what if she was like--

398
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:15,200
- I'd like sticks for arms.

399
00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:17,000
- What if she was like hot frosty version,

400
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,400
not like the sticks back at abs,

401
00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:21,040
but like she looked like herself?

402
00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:21,880
- Then that'd be fine.

403
00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:23,720
And then I would, I guess, have to win her over

404
00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:25,360
with love and turn her into a human.

405
00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:27,560
- You'd have to get like a really big freezer.

406
00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:28,480
(laughing)

407
00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:29,640
So she'd stick around.

408
00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:31,080
- This move is so stupid.

409
00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:33,360
But if you don't think through it,

410
00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:35,120
because yeah, he says snowman.

411
00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:37,480
So he starts to like melt.

412
00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:38,320
- Yeah.

413
00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:40,640
- But it's basically just him being moist all the time.

414
00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:41,480
- Oh.

415
00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:42,320
- Mm.

416
00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:43,160
- Which is--

417
00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:44,840
- As Andrew said, is that just an excuse

418
00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:47,160
for him to have wet abs for the whole movie?

419
00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:48,920
And it's like, essentially, yes.

420
00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:50,240
- Babywild that baby.

421
00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:51,080
- Yeah, you know.

422
00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:52,240
- And it's melting.

423
00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:53,800
- And then when he gets thrown in jail,

424
00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:55,400
it's very warm in the jail.

425
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,120
He starts to actually die.

426
00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:59,520
- I actually didn't realize until this exact moment.

427
00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:02,320
It's kind of like a, what's the,

428
00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:04,640
I'm terrible Disney person, the one where they have to like,

429
00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:06,200
be kissed.

430
00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:07,040
Sleeping beauty.

431
00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:07,880
- I was sleeping beauty.

432
00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:08,720
- Yeah, snow white.

433
00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:09,560
It's essentially both of them.

434
00:13:09,560 --> 00:13:10,920
- To be like a real person.

435
00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:13,160
- Yeah, to come back from like a coma.

436
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:14,000
- Yeah.

437
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,160
- Yeah, I guess that was kind of.

438
00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:17,000
So, okay, questions about--

439
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:20,720
- Not for us to be pairing the hot frosty script

440
00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:22,960
to Sleeping Beauty.

441
00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:24,680
- I mean, they're both kind of nonsense.

442
00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:25,520
- Yeah.

443
00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:28,000
- Okay, my favorite thing about hot frosty,

444
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:31,680
is when he finds, okay, so he's learning everything

445
00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:33,800
he can from TV, right?

446
00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:37,040
She leaves him at home at one point.

447
00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:38,840
Well, she goes works at her little diner,

448
00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:40,680
of course, works at a fucking diner.

449
00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:43,600
He goes into the basement and finds all of her dead husbands

450
00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:44,440
stuff.

451
00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:48,320
He finds death record or like the note from the doctor

452
00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:54,320
and in comic sands, it says, "Doctors notes start chemotherapy,

453
00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:59,320
"asap in comic sands."

454
00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:03,200
And he's like, "Wow, I don't know what any of that means,

455
00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:05,040
"but it sounds not good."

456
00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:07,480
And then he goes, "What's cancer?"

457
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,760
- How can he read, first of all?

458
00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:10,600
- Yeah, I guess--

459
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:11,600
- That's a good point.

460
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:12,440
- How does he read?

461
00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:13,800
How does he speak English?

462
00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:14,640
- That's a good plot.

463
00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:15,920
- Oh, like?

464
00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:17,120
That's a good plot, oh, I know.

465
00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:19,920
- How do we know he's like an English speaking hot frosty?

466
00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:22,240
What if she put like the scarf around him

467
00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:23,240
and he comes to life and he's like,

468
00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:24,480
"Joabella."

469
00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:26,360
- Yeah, sexy, senty and snowman.

470
00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:27,440
- I don't know.

471
00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:28,720
- He said something, how he speaks English,

472
00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:30,440
can't can read.

473
00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:34,640
- How did we all speak a language at some point, you know?

474
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:35,960
- We would learn it though.

475
00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:37,600
- I know, but how did the first person

476
00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:38,680
learn a language?

477
00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:40,400
- They, I guess they invented it.

478
00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:41,600
- But like how?

479
00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:44,720
I'm not even a smoking weed anymore.

480
00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:45,960
- I know, I feel so hot.

481
00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:47,480
(laughing)

482
00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:50,200
- Like, how did words start out there?

483
00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:51,680
- No, literally, as a kid, I used to ask my mom

484
00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:53,480
this question like over and over and she just went,

485
00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:54,480
"I don't know, man."

486
00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:55,320
- Get going.

487
00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:56,160
- I don't know, I don't know.

488
00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:57,680
- Yeah, my mom shut up.

489
00:14:57,680 --> 00:14:58,680
- You're so annoying.

490
00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:00,320
- Just give me a moment of rest.

491
00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:01,320
(laughing)

492
00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:02,720
- I'm bad, I please.

493
00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:06,040
I need to, mommy needs her special chase.

494
00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:07,040
- Me and while I'm like,

495
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,320
- I'm also like, forging into the bathroom.

496
00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:09,440
I'm like, "What are you doing?"

497
00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:10,440
(laughing)

498
00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:13,280
- That was me, my mom's on the phone with my uncle

499
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,640
at one point when I was little and I woke up to her.

500
00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:17,640
'Cause of course when you're a kid, you have no,

501
00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:19,160
you don't care if your parents are on the phone.

502
00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:20,000
- Yeah.

503
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,240
- You're like, "I want I need to say more important."

504
00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:25,280
I woke up and I'm like, "Mom, let's an orgasm."

505
00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:27,360
And I just remember her going,

506
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,400
"She just asked me when an orgasm is."

507
00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:30,240
I got her going.

508
00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:31,140
- And I was standing there like,

509
00:15:31,140 --> 00:15:32,140
"Yeah, so hung up."

510
00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:35,120
And she's like, "It's the peak."

511
00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:36,320
- How old were you?

512
00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:38,760
- I mean, maybe 10.

513
00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:40,600
- Oh my, how did you hear this?

514
00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:42,240
- I have no idea.

515
00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:44,200
I knew what sex was at a certain point,

516
00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:45,960
but I didn't know what it was.

517
00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:46,800
- Yeah.

518
00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:47,960
- And so she told me and I was like,

519
00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:49,760
"This is not the female experience."

520
00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:51,120
(laughing)

521
00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:54,240
I didn't know what an orgasm was until I was 25.

522
00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:56,480
(laughing)

523
00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:59,600
Anyway, hot frosty.

524
00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:00,600
(laughing)

525
00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:03,000
He doesn't have fingerprints 'cause he's a snowman.

526
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:03,840
- Yeah.

527
00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:04,760
- But eventually he turns human.

528
00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:05,600
- Yeah.

529
00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:06,440
- Oh, no.

530
00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:07,840
My other favorite thing about hot frosty

531
00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:11,240
besides the comic sands and the he has cancer report

532
00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:14,760
is she's at the cafe in the end and she's like,

533
00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:16,960
"Jack is, you guys aren't gonna believe me,

534
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:18,880
"but he's a snowman and everyone might..."

535
00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:19,600
Yeah, we know.

536
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:21,400
Yeah.

537
00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:23,920
- He's, you guys all knew and he's there like,

538
00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:26,000
"Yeah, it's a Christmas miracle."

539
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,000
- No.

540
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:27,840
- Yeah.

541
00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:30,040
- Everyone was just fine.

542
00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:30,880
- I am.

543
00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:31,720
- It's a snowman.

544
00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:33,760
- I thought I was really silly, really funny.

545
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:35,680
I thought it was good enough.

546
00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:38,160
Like, "Gracian Weeners," again, that's her name.

547
00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:39,000
- Sure, man.

548
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,800
- Um, she, I think she did well.

549
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:42,960
Like I think she's good.

550
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:43,800
- She's good.

551
00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:44,640
- She's good. - She's good.

552
00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:45,480
- She's good.

553
00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:46,640
- She's good.

554
00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:47,480
- She's good.

555
00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:48,320
- Yeah.

556
00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:49,160
It was fun enough.

557
00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:50,000
I knew it was gonna be a terrible movie.

558
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,000
It's a Netflix Christmas movie.

559
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,000
- Oh, but I loved it when I entered it.

560
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:52,840
- I'm talking about a ship.

561
00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:54,160
- I thought it was cute.

562
00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:54,960
She had good timing.

563
00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:58,080
I did love the Lindsay Lohan Christmas movie

564
00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:01,360
that we talked about where Shauna and I literally muted it

565
00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:05,240
and made up our own words while drinking instead.

566
00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:06,920
Because it was such a bad movie.

567
00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:09,280
They make a joke and she goes,

568
00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:12,320
"Wow, that really looks like a girl I went to high school with."

569
00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:13,160
- Yes.

570
00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:17,400
- Which means, canonically, that Mean Girls was also in that town.

571
00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:19,240
Right?

572
00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:21,080
Because like, she's from that small town.

573
00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:22,520
- Yeah, maybe.

574
00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:23,360
Weird.

575
00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:24,200
- I don't like that.

576
00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:25,040
- Also, no.

577
00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:26,440
- Maybe it's just the multiverse of Madness.

578
00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:30,200
- Or maybe she married Mr. Contractor Cancer Man.

579
00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:32,200
- Contractor Cancer Man.

580
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:34,200
- And then move there.

581
00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:35,440
- Yeah, that's true.

582
00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:37,360
- It's all the multiverse of Mean Girls.

583
00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:40,160
- The man, I think we need to do a deep dive on this.

584
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,520
- I want to see, I want to see cool where

585
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:47,160
Caddy steals sexy sentience, no man man, in Hawaii.

586
00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:49,440
- Oh, I thought you were gonna say steal something

587
00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:50,960
with the multiverse of madness.

588
00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:52,760
- Or something that steals the dark hole.

589
00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:54,080
- Steal the infinity stone.

590
00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:54,920
- Steal the girl.

591
00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:58,240
- Don't touch the dance balls.

592
00:17:58,240 --> 00:17:59,440
- Don't touch the dance balls.

593
00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:00,800
It's just all in there.

594
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:02,320
It's the multiverse.

595
00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:04,960
God, it's nonsense.

596
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:07,840
Anyway, yes, hot frosty was perfect.

597
00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:08,920
If you just,

598
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:10,560
- It was just really stupid moving.

599
00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:11,840
- Yeah, and that's what we needed.

600
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:15,040
I watched it like two days after the election, I think,

601
00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:18,200
because I said, I want something that is just,

602
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:19,920
I don't need to think too deeply.

603
00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:21,840
And of course, I spent the next two days like,

604
00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:23,960
how did he know how to speak?

605
00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:25,960
- She was not thinking too deep.

606
00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:27,680
(laughing)

607
00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:28,920
But I needed something silly.

608
00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:31,320
And I was thinking on the level of five year old Olivia,

609
00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:32,640
I thought about that.

610
00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:35,320
- Mommy, what's an orgasm in what her words

611
00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:38,800
and how did they become things that we say?

612
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:40,120
- Like the word orgasm.

613
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,280
- Poor moms out there.

614
00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:43,200
Respects all the moms, literally.

615
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:44,360
- But I think that's kind of what you get

616
00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:46,360
with these like hallmark romcoms.

617
00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:47,200
- Right.

618
00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:48,360
- Do you watch the Chad Michael Murray one?

619
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:49,520
- No, but I want to.

620
00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:50,920
- I have an eye bear.

621
00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:52,760
- Oh God, what's it called?

622
00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:54,720
- They're like male strippers.

623
00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:55,560
- Yes.

624
00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:56,400
- Mary gentleman.

625
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:57,400
- Yeah, that's a gentle man.

626
00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:59,080
- Yes, I mean, it's on Netflix.

627
00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:01,520
And this girl is a Broadway dancer

628
00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:04,520
and she's trying to save her family's bar.

629
00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:06,640
That's like a jazz club or something.

630
00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:07,480
- Yeah.

631
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,720
- And again, we haven't, yeah, there are of us have seen it.

632
00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:11,000
But I'm going to the ribs.

633
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:14,000
- In order to save the bar, she decides she's going

634
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,440
to host a male stripper.

635
00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:17,960
- A male review.

636
00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:20,520
- And Christmas Eve to save the bar.

637
00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:21,360
And Chad--

638
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:22,560
- The way Jesus would want it.

639
00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:25,320
- Yeah, so it's like magic, my Christmas style.

640
00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:27,520
And I don't know, I don't really,

641
00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:29,680
Chad Michael Murray doesn't do it for me.

642
00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:32,640
- Dude, okay, he didn't do it for me back in the day,

643
00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:34,200
but like watching the previews from this,

644
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:36,720
I think this man got fine or with age.

645
00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:39,040
- Maybe it's because we're getting finer with age.

646
00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:41,040
- Yeah, I don't, I think the opposite.

647
00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:43,520
Like I think I think he was more attractive

648
00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:44,520
when he was younger.

649
00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:45,360
- Like Cinderella's turn.

650
00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:47,720
- And then enough blonde Ben hurt me in my past,

651
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:50,160
but-- - I never trust a blonde man.

652
00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:52,360
- No, no, no, no.

653
00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:54,040
- We don't do it, sorry, blonde man.

654
00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:55,880
No blonde man, or what's my name?

655
00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:57,200
- It's me, I'm a blonde man.

656
00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:59,360
And you listen to this, please, like just let us know.

657
00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:02,680
- We like you a little bit more than the blonde man

658
00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:04,560
that I've dated, 'cause you listen to us, but--

659
00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:06,240
- Yeah, yeah, 'cause they definitely do.

660
00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:09,560
- You earn some points by listening to this podcast.

661
00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:11,440
We'll put it in the plus column.

662
00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:12,760
- But I don't know, there's something about him.

663
00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:13,680
He does it for me.

664
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:14,520
- Yeah, okay.

665
00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:15,320
- Maybe it's just the abs.

666
00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:16,560
I think it's the abs.

667
00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:18,640
- He released a calendar as well.

668
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:21,480
- Like it's really full blown going into this now,

669
00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:23,280
where it's like every month he's stressed

670
00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:26,200
like in a sexy little costume.

671
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:27,440
- Like sexy male stripper.

672
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:29,720
Have you ever been no male stripper?

673
00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:31,560
- A gay club, yeah.

674
00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:35,640
- Okay, but not like a gay stripper club, yeah.

675
00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:36,840
- So they're not like girls there?

676
00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:39,000
- Magic Mike, I mean, there were women there.

677
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,200
- Okay. - I got you, I got you.

678
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:42,320
- But like the audience was men.

679
00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:43,160
- Yeah.

680
00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:47,680
- We, I used to go to this one in Phoenix called Dick's Cabaret.

681
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:48,800
- I love that.

682
00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:50,120
- So let's go.

683
00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:52,440
- I have no idea of Dick's Cabaret still open.

684
00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:55,000
I haven't gone since I was maybe like 18 or no.

685
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:55,840
- Okay.

686
00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:57,720
- It means Stephanie and Jessica used to go

687
00:20:57,720 --> 00:21:00,200
and I remember calling for the hours once.

688
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:02,680
I haven't, this is how long ago this was.

689
00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:03,520
- We were 18.

690
00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:04,360
- Yeah, and we were like,

691
00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:05,360
- I was just, I was like,

692
00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:07,320
- I was calling seven years.

693
00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:10,600
- We had to call them from the yellow page, let's see.

694
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:13,120
We wanna know what time the dicks are here.

695
00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:15,640
- And it's in the phone with Dick's Cabaret,

696
00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:17,520
home with the biggest cock in the Southwest.

697
00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:18,600
(laughing)

698
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:19,440
- I love that.

699
00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:20,280
What a child.

700
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:21,280
- I'm better not be closed.

701
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,280
- I hope there's still life.

702
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:25,680
It was in like the industrial part of downtown Phoenix

703
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:26,920
where you're driving and you're like,

704
00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:29,360
maybe we shouldn't get out of the car ladies.

705
00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:31,120
Like, we're teenagers.

706
00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:32,440
- Yeah, it was a manly woman there.

707
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:33,760
Was it also a lot of men?

708
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:34,600
- It was a second mix.

709
00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:35,440
- Okay.

710
00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:36,280
- And then for my bachelor at party,

711
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:37,880
we did thunder from down under.

712
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:38,720
- Oh, was that fun?

713
00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:39,560
- Oh, it was.

714
00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:40,400
- Oh, fun dude.

715
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:41,240
- Yeah.

716
00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:44,120
- I had like the sash and the tiara or the,

717
00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:46,240
not the tiara, the fucking veil.

718
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:47,080
- Yeah.

719
00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:48,760
- It's how they brought me up on stage.

720
00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:50,360
- The sticker kissed me.

721
00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:51,200
- Ooh.

722
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:51,960
- So I can tell you that's no.

723
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:52,920
- Oh my God.

724
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:54,400
He was so fine.

725
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:55,960
He was a fire man.

726
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:56,800
- Ooh.

727
00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:57,640
- I mean, I don't think professionally.

728
00:21:57,640 --> 00:21:58,480
He was a fire man.

729
00:21:58,480 --> 00:21:59,320
I think that was probably his costume.

730
00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:00,160
Anyway.

731
00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:01,000
- Yeah, maybe.

732
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,480
- Maybe, I don't know, maybe.

733
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:03,880
- Maybe he'd be a volunteer fire fighter.

734
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:06,080
- He's fighting that fire in my heart.

735
00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:08,080
And he's all strallian because it's thunder from down,

736
00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:08,920
down, down.

737
00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:09,760
- Oh.

738
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:10,600
- And he's like,

739
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:11,440
"Oh, right."

740
00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:12,440
- You don't like Sam?

741
00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:14,200
(laughing)

742
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,320
- I think it's about as real as you're an ass.

743
00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:17,160
- Holy.

744
00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:18,560
- An ass and a toy key.

745
00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:19,560
(laughing)

746
00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:21,840
- He smelled so good.

747
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:22,680
- I hope so.

748
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:25,800
- He's whipping me around in an office chair.

749
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:28,080
I don't know why he's a fire man with an office chair.

750
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:28,920
- Yeah.

751
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:29,760
- He's fine.

752
00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:30,600
- Don't ask questions.

753
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:31,440
Just like with hot frosty.

754
00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:32,440
- And it was so confused.

755
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:34,280
I don't know what to say while I'm up there.

756
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:35,440
Like everyone's staring at you.

757
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:36,600
So I just went,

758
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:38,280
"He smelled really good."

759
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:39,800
- He's like, "Sounds."

760
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:40,800
- He's like, "Sounds."

761
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:43,340
- He's like, "He did that thing,

762
00:22:43,340 --> 00:22:44,520
retab, his cheater."

763
00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:47,160
And you like go into KISS and he turned and kissed me

764
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:48,400
on the mouth.

765
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:49,560
- What a cheater.

766
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:50,400
- I know.

767
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:51,600
I'm my bachelor at party.

768
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:52,440
I'm kissin'.

769
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:53,280
- He's so late, dude.

770
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:54,120
- I say so late.

771
00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:54,960
- He's so late, dude.

772
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:55,800
Good name.

773
00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:57,200
- I was, I've never been, that was my first kiss.

774
00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:59,040
(laughing)

775
00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:00,960
My husband and I were saving it.

776
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:02,840
- I was saving it from marriage.

777
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:03,960
- Dugger style.

778
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:04,960
- Oh god.

779
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:06,280
(laughing)

780
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:08,240
- Oh my god, this is a rant heavy episode.

781
00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:09,360
I am A okay with it.

782
00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:10,200
- Yes.

783
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:12,440
- Did you watch anything else besides Hot Frosty?

784
00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:15,240
I've seen, I watch one with my grandma

785
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:17,840
because she loves those home-marked romance movies.

786
00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:20,360
- And gosh, it was one of the girls from The Walking Dead.

787
00:23:20,360 --> 00:23:22,080
I don't remember the actress's name,

788
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:26,600
but she is a sports therapist, like physical therapist.

789
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:30,160
And her client is a professional athlete.

790
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:32,200
And at first, they don't like each other very much

791
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:33,720
'cause they got very different attitudes

792
00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:35,640
about Christmas and life.

793
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:36,880
And then in the end they fall in love.

794
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:38,320
And it was delightful.

795
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:41,520
- How can people fall in love if they don't like Christmas

796
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:42,920
and one loves Christmas?

797
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:43,920
(laughing)

798
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:47,600
- Yeah, I think that home-marked movies traditionally

799
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:52,600
are very formulaic, very standard of big city girl

800
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:55,720
goes home, falls in love.

801
00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:58,480
I don't typically like those movies.

802
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,600
I think I was able to watch Hot Frosty

803
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:04,000
'cause it was like a silly like sentient snowman.

804
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:04,840
- Any talk.

805
00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:06,880
- Yeah, any time, that didn't hurt.

806
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:10,800
- So I wanted to go on a mission to find a

807
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:15,120
Christmas movie that actually did not fit

808
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,920
the formulaic Christmas romance movie.

809
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:18,760
- Did you find what?

810
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:23,160
- I did, I ended up crying in the middle of the day

811
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:25,240
because I was also working.

812
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:28,280
I was like, let me find this Christmas movie.

813
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:30,080
- I'm gonna turn off my brain a little.

814
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:34,840
- So it was last Christmas with Amelia Clark

815
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:36,160
and Henry Golding.

816
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:38,200
- I'm not crying yet, but I heard it sad.

817
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:39,640
- Oh my God, it's so sad.

818
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:41,600
- It came out 2019.

819
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:44,200
- And it is, it's very sweet.

820
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:46,720
It's got a very good message.

821
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:49,080
I think I identified with,

822
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:54,080
so I had seen it before in COVID times, actually.

823
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:59,080
And my brother and his wife are like literally falling

824
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:02,400
in love and I'm over here like drinking everyday,

825
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:05,840
single alone in COVID, like a total mess.

826
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:09,240
And I remember like resonating with the movie a lot

827
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:14,040
because Amelia Clark is like this, not put together,

828
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:16,640
I think she's 26 or 27 in the movie.

829
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:18,640
She's very, like, yeah.

830
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:23,280
- So she's very like unkempt, not put together,

831
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:24,720
like struggling in life.

832
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:27,000
And I really remember like resonating with movie,

833
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:30,120
but the end of the movie is so frickin sad.

834
00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:32,480
I cried my eyes out, I don't wanna spoil it.

835
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:34,800
- I need to watch it, yeah, I don't wanna spoil it

836
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:36,880
for anyone who hasn't seen it.

837
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:40,400
- But it is such a good movie and it's all about life

838
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:44,920
and like helping people and appreciating what you have

839
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:48,760
and the character in it, Amelia Clark, you know,

840
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:50,840
was really sick at one point

841
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:52,560
and I kind of went through a similar journey

842
00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:55,600
when I was younger and I really, really liked it.

843
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:57,200
But I was trying to rewatch it

844
00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:59,880
so I could re-talk about it on this podcast.

845
00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:02,520
And I just accidentally traumatized.

846
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:04,440
- She's trying to frighten my eyes out.

847
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:06,160
- I had like 330 today.

848
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:07,000
- Today?

849
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:07,840
- Yeah, I watched it today.

850
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:10,880
And I was like, God, why am I crying in the middle of the day?

851
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:11,720
- Thankfully.

852
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:12,720
- I got the client in the client at the club.

853
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:13,560
- And the Tuesday.

854
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:14,720
- Thankfully I wasn't a busy work day,

855
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:16,920
but there are some really good movies.

856
00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:19,600
And I think like not being formulaic

857
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:21,120
makes a good Christmas movie.

858
00:26:21,120 --> 00:26:25,200
Like you look at like elf and that is just,

859
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:27,800
no one had any idea that elf would work.

860
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:29,120
Like it was just a little feral.

861
00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:31,080
- And it's to have a little romance in there.

862
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:31,920
- Yeah, it's like fun.

863
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:34,240
- But it's just mainly wolf feral running around New York.

864
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:37,640
- In a freaking like elf costume.

865
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:40,120
- Yeah, and tight love Christmas movies.

866
00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:41,160
I make me feel happy.

867
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:44,160
And like if you're watching the "Homark Ones" more power to,

868
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:45,000
you know what you're getting.

869
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,160
Sometimes we need those like no surprises.

870
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:48,360
- Traditional typical.

871
00:26:48,360 --> 00:26:49,360
- Yeah.

872
00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:50,200
That's interesting.

873
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:53,080
You like those, but you, I don't like seek them out

874
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:55,720
unless I'm in the mood for something that's like,

875
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:56,560
no brainers.

876
00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:57,760
- Yeah, no brainer.

877
00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:01,080
I do appreciate that they're getting a little more diverse.

878
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:01,920
- No, like yes.

879
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:03,240
- I remember seeing those graphics

880
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:05,920
where it's all like a white couple,

881
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:09,840
a white straight couple, we're all in like their 20s or 30s

882
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:11,680
and they're all wearing the green and red sweaters.

883
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:14,240
It's like every single cover of the same.

884
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:15,080
- Like a repeat.

885
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:16,880
- Spock the difference in these images.

886
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:19,200
- So now they're starting to have more like people of color,

887
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:21,240
more like LGBTQ people in there,

888
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:22,080
which I like.

889
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:26,240
I really did like happiest season with Kristen Stewart.

890
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:28,200
Did you not see this one?

891
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:29,520
Oh, it's so good.

892
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:30,840
So, "Homark" maybe?

893
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:33,040
- No, it's on, it's a Netflix original.

894
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:35,640
I think it came out in 2020.

895
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:36,960
I'm sorry, it's Hulu.

896
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:40,520
So she is dating this woman, McKinsey Davis,

897
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:42,240
his character named Harper.

898
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:44,840
And Harper's not out to her parents yet.

899
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:48,480
So, Brings Kristen Stewart's character home for the holidays,

900
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:51,000
but just has to tell everyone they're just friends.

901
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:52,200
- And they were roommates.

902
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:53,960
- And they were roommates.

903
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:56,040
Aubrey Plasas and she plays a lesbian too,

904
00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:58,400
which just kind of makes everyone gayer.

905
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:00,160
- Oh, I've seen the clips of this,

906
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:02,160
but I've never actually seen it.

907
00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:03,000
- Yeah, give it up.

908
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:03,840
- Yeah, watch it.

909
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:05,880
Watch it, it's definitely, I mean, it's a rom-com,

910
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:07,880
but it's about finding yourself and being sure

911
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:09,920
to yourself over the holidays and finally,

912
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:11,240
and I enjoy it.

913
00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:12,760
- I love about it, yeah.

914
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:13,600
- I love about it.

915
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:14,440
- Yeah, it's good stuff.

916
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:17,760
- We definitely need more representation within it.

917
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:19,840
Again, we talked about this last Christmas.

918
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:22,000
I'm more of like a holiday horror person.

919
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,640
- I do like a good holiday horror.

920
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:25,760
- I love the silliness, the campiness,

921
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:28,320
the goofiness of it, all deep down.

922
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:29,800
But if you had to do like,

923
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:32,280
only watch one Christmas movie for the rest of your life,

924
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:33,120
what would it be?

925
00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:35,280
- Jim Carrey's how they grudge still Christmas.

926
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:37,560
- Damn it, that was gonna be mine.

927
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:40,200
- Okay, to be original, I would say,

928
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:41,840
the nightmaribow for Christmas.

929
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:42,680
- Really?

930
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:44,000
- Is that a Christmas movie or Halloween movie?

931
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,960
- It's a Christmas movie in my mind.

932
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:48,840
- Yeah, my other one would probably be home alone too.

933
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:50,960
- Ooh, yeah, but Trump's in that.

934
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:52,200
- How fuck you're right.

935
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:53,480
- I know, I ruined everything good.

936
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:55,520
- Man, we just digitally did it.

937
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:58,040
- Yeah, in my mind, he's gone.

938
00:28:58,040 --> 00:28:58,880
- He's gone.

939
00:28:58,880 --> 00:28:59,720
- In my mind, he's gone.

940
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:01,400
- He's a Christmas miracle.

941
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:03,000
- That's the real miracle.

942
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,360
- Coming out of Timout.

943
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:08,320
- Somebody please send us a copy of the non-Trump.

944
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:09,160
- Yeah.

945
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:10,000
- Yeah.

946
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:10,840
- That's a great one too.

947
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:12,160
- That's all we want for Christmas.

948
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:14,240
- We can replace him with some other millionaire.

949
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:15,840
- Yeah, let's take a quick break.

950
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:19,080
And I wanna talk about a movie that's not a holiday

951
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:21,800
specific film, but something that is going to be

952
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:23,280
very popular and I'm sure a lot of people

953
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:25,640
are gonna be watching this Christmas in theaters.

954
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:28,640
(dramatic music)

955
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:30,640
(dramatic music)

956
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:34,840
- So Olivia and I went on a little movie date last night.

957
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:35,680
- We did.

958
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:37,360
- I mean, this is coming out like weeks later,

959
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:38,520
but that's fine.

960
00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:41,440
- At some point in the not too distant past,

961
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:44,720
we went on a movie date and we saw Wicked.

962
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:45,880
- Yes.

963
00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:49,200
- You didn't have, like you've never seen the musical

964
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:50,640
neither of I, and you were like,

965
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:51,960
I guess we can see this, yeah.

966
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:53,320
- Yeah, Shawna texted me and was like,

967
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:55,120
can we go see Wicked?

968
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:58,520
And I was like, I am not a musical person

969
00:29:58,520 --> 00:29:59,920
or a theater kid.

970
00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:01,720
Did you do theater as a kid?

971
00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:02,560
- A little bit.

972
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:03,600
- Okay, interesting.

973
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:07,040
- Yeah, I mean, I was definitely like a competitive dancer

974
00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:09,120
and I'm not much of a singer.

975
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:10,600
I know that's Shawkin, right?

976
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:11,760
(laughing)

977
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:13,520
- Who'd have found this voice?

978
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,760
- Just Creed.

979
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:18,120
- Just Creed, that's the only thing I'm good at singing.

980
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:19,120
(laughing)

981
00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:21,520
- I'll say karaoke every time.

982
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:22,720
- Every time.

983
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:24,800
- But I do really like musicals.

984
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:27,880
I love Lone Rouge and Chicago.

985
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:29,120
- Lone Rouge's classic.

986
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:31,120
- Yeah, the greatest showman, all of that.

987
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:32,720
I love her solo movie.

988
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:33,720
- Really, it's me.

989
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:35,120
- My husband's favorite movie.

990
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:36,440
- So random.

991
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:37,280
- What?

992
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:39,480
- Okay, I'm gonna put him out a little bit.

993
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:41,120
That song, there's a song from it.

994
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:42,600
I don't remember what it's called,

995
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:47,120
but he gets a little teary eyeed every time it comes off.

996
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:47,960
- Oh God.

997
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:50,160
- I'm like, I caught him watching YouTube videos

998
00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:51,240
and it was just like,

999
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:52,080
(laughing)

1000
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,520
just a little, just a little misty eye.

1001
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:55,320
I'll just send it to you.

1002
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:56,480
It's a beautiful song.

1003
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:58,880
- Okay, I'm gonna make fun of him forever.

1004
00:30:58,880 --> 00:30:59,720
- Absolutely.

1005
00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:00,720
- Absolutely.

1006
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:02,000
- But I left wicked.

1007
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,320
It was a little long.

1008
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:04,160
- Yeah.

1009
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:08,200
- But I think that I'm not a huge Ariana Grande fan either.

1010
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:09,280
I think she's a little problematic,

1011
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:10,600
but she did a great job.

1012
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:11,440
- Yes.

1013
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:12,920
- I can't believe that that voice comes out of that.

1014
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:13,920
- I need a new body.

1015
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:19,080
- Oh, emphasis on the tiny little body.

1016
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:20,160
So I would say--

1017
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:22,520
- It's a body-shaning here obviously, but--

1018
00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:23,720
- Yeah, yeah.

1019
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:28,240
- So I'm gonna say, here's my quick spoiler for review.

1020
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:30,240
Goddamn it.

1021
00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:33,080
Why can Jonathan Bailey not be bisexual

1022
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:35,440
just for my own personal fantasies?

1023
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:36,800
That would be amazing.

1024
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:37,640
- Oh, he's seen by.

1025
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:38,800
- So he like, he's not.

1026
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:40,120
- Oh, I can't even be bisexual.

1027
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:41,680
- I got so hopeful.

1028
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:42,760
- Yeah, same.

1029
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:44,720
That's why I said, why can't I be bisexual?

1030
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:48,000
Just so I could dream that one day I would have a chance.

1031
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:48,840
- Oh my God.

1032
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:49,960
- I would be very happy for him.

1033
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:51,840
- So many times throughout the movie.

1034
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:52,960
- He's so handsome.

1035
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:56,200
- Yeah, the only reason I said yes to going was

1036
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:58,880
because I wanted to stare at Jonathan Bailey more.

1037
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:00,360
- He's so good looking.

1038
00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:03,080
- Dancing, singing, he's even hotter

1039
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:04,720
than he is in Bridgerton.

1040
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:07,440
Two, every time SpongeBob was on screen

1041
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:09,600
and told frickin' jump scare.

1042
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:10,800
- We both went, "Boo."

1043
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:13,600
- Yeah, no, he makes this comment about family

1044
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:18,520
not being sad in the very first five minutes of the movie.

1045
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:21,320
And I went, "Sure, your family doesn't feel that way."

1046
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:23,520
- I was like, "I bet your family misses you

1047
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:25,080
and you said, I bet your kids miss you."

1048
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:27,680
(laughing)

1049
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:29,200
- And I was like, "So good."

1050
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:32,720
- The editors did him so dirty, keeping that in there.

1051
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:36,160
And then, you know, unfortunately,

1052
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:40,640
I think that Ariana did an amazing job in the movie

1053
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:44,720
both singing, I think her comedic timing was amazing.

1054
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:49,080
I had a very hard time looking at her,

1055
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:53,440
purely as someone coming out of being a teenager

1056
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:54,600
in the 2000s.

1057
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:55,440
- I got you.

1058
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:59,360
- And it really triggered like a part of me

1059
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:04,360
that reminded me of that picture of like Lindsay Lohan

1060
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:08,360
and Nicole Richie when, like in the tabloid.

1061
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:13,360
- And it was jarring at certain points.

1062
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:16,880
And, you know, everyone is on their own journey,

1063
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:19,680
but you could definitely tell like when certain scenes

1064
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:23,960
were filmed just by how skinny she was getting

1065
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:25,480
throughout the film.

1066
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:26,320
- Yeah, I could say that.

1067
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:30,920
- And, you know, she's commented on having health issues

1068
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:32,480
and things like that, whatever they are,

1069
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:34,000
wish her love and light.

1070
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,800
But it being a PG movie really scared me

1071
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:39,160
because you could see how it could be like triggering.

1072
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:42,120
- Yeah, she's promoted as the most beautiful,

1073
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:44,520
the best, like the most popular.

1074
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:49,520
And like, you know, as someone coming out of the Y2K generation,

1075
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:53,120
like those images stick with you,

1076
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:55,880
even to the point where you're in your 30s

1077
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:57,320
and you're like, oh my gosh.

1078
00:33:57,320 --> 00:33:58,480
- Totally did.

1079
00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:00,520
- Like, yeah, immediately was like jarred.

1080
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:01,360
- Yeah.

1081
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:03,440
- But I think her singing was amazing.

1082
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:05,320
I mean, she acted as funny.

1083
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:07,080
- She was so good at it.

1084
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:09,800
- Her and Bo and Yang have such good chemistry

1085
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:11,720
who plays whenever best friends.

1086
00:34:11,720 --> 00:34:13,600
And then at one point when she's like faints

1087
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:15,640
and he like lifts her and carries her away.

1088
00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:16,480
I'm like, yeah.

1089
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:18,720
- I imagine that's how Ariana Grande leaves every room.

1090
00:34:18,720 --> 00:34:22,400
- Yeah. - I do think the personality of Glenda

1091
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:26,680
is very close to Ariana's actual personality.

1092
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:29,680
- Very like self-centered and like,

1093
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:31,360
thinks that she's just hot shit.

1094
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:32,560
- Who knows if this was ever true,

1095
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:34,840
but there was a rumor that for a very long time,

1096
00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:36,960
Ariana would not let anyone photograph

1097
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:38,800
the left side of her face.

1098
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:41,240
Like, to the point where all of the people

1099
00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:44,200
at her concert, it's like the professional photographers

1100
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:46,240
would have to be on the right side.

1101
00:34:46,240 --> 00:34:47,800
- So but they couldn't capture it.

1102
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:50,760
- So Ariana's always had a very big diva vibe

1103
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:54,000
follow her from the donut looking all the way to.

1104
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,880
- The donut looking is what put me over the edge with her.

1105
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:58,440
I was like, this is just so like looking down.

1106
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:00,720
Like that was felt very classist to me.

1107
00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:01,680
And that's where I was like,

1108
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:03,200
which is my head of my hair.

1109
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:04,040
- Yeah.

1110
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:06,320
- Sanderriva did amazing.

1111
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:09,680
I think that the acting that she did

1112
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:10,680
was so amazing.

1113
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:13,280
The singing she did, she's a Broadway person.

1114
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:14,480
- She was wonderful.

1115
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:16,280
I mean, she's been a little over top of the top

1116
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:17,280
in the press.

1117
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:19,400
- Oh my god, the press story has been so--

1118
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:21,080
- It's been so funny.

1119
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:23,200
They're just like all over each other.

1120
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:24,400
- They're all over each other.

1121
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:26,920
- And then just bawling their eyes out the entire time.

1122
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:28,440
- But you know a lot of people are listening

1123
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:31,080
to divine gravity and holding space for that.

1124
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:31,920
- Yeah.

1125
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:34,160
- And they're just like grasping hands and weeping.

1126
00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:35,880
- No, not grasping hands and grasping hands.

1127
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:37,400
- They're just like the nail.

1128
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:38,240
- It's literally--

1129
00:35:38,240 --> 00:35:41,680
- They shot like shot, something's holding space for you.

1130
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:43,040
- They're holding space for you.

1131
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:44,880
- I didn't know if they were doing that.

1132
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:45,880
- No, that's too much.

1133
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:47,240
It's holding the nail.

1134
00:35:47,240 --> 00:35:49,280
She's only holding her nail.

1135
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:51,080
She's not even touching her fingers.

1136
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:53,200
- She's just holding her nail.

1137
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:54,840
- She's so comfortable.

1138
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:55,840
- Huh?

1139
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:57,240
(laughing)

1140
00:35:57,240 --> 00:35:58,080
- Yeah.

1141
00:35:58,080 --> 00:35:59,400
- It's been a little over the top

1142
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:01,440
and I'm glad that this press tour is gonna be ending.

1143
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:03,240
- For now, it's a part one.

1144
00:36:03,240 --> 00:36:04,240
- It's a part one.

1145
00:36:04,240 --> 00:36:05,080
- It's a part one.

1146
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:06,080
- Jeff Goldbloom's in it.

1147
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:08,240
He's wonderful as the Wizard of Oz.

1148
00:36:08,240 --> 00:36:10,640
Michelle Yo is mad and morrible.

1149
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:12,440
I didn't realize this, but Peter Dinklage

1150
00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:14,640
plays the voice of Dr. Dillamond.

1151
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:15,480
- Oh really?

1152
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:17,200
- Yeah, which makes sense 'cause I liked him.

1153
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:18,480
- You couldn't figure that out?

1154
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:20,600
- No, I'm really bad at that.

1155
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:21,600
- Oh, okay.

1156
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:23,240
- So she faced--

1157
00:36:23,240 --> 00:36:24,920
- Yeah, and then sometimes I'm face blind,

1158
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:26,280
like with hot frosty.

1159
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:28,160
(laughing)

1160
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:30,880
I'm just not good at human interactions.

1161
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:32,760
But yeah, I would pop wicked.

1162
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:36,040
It's got a 90% I think on Rotten Tomatoes,

1163
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:38,800
I think it's just gonna be kind of like a cultural thing.

1164
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:41,320
Like everybody's gonna be talking about for a long time.

1165
00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:44,720
Like Barbie Grasp Dissolve or, you know, months.

1166
00:36:44,720 --> 00:36:46,800
And I think it's wicked right now.

1167
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:48,560
- It's wicked cool.

1168
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:49,400
- It's so wicked.

1169
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:52,760
- It's two non-theater people,

1170
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:56,880
or two, you like musicals, but like not a theater kid,

1171
00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:58,120
not a musical person.

1172
00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:00,440
I actually really did enjoy it.

1173
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:04,480
- I do think it could've been a little bit shorter.

1174
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:06,400
- I got a little long in the two there.

1175
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:07,920
- Yeah, in the middle of the neck.

1176
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:11,080
- Yeah, you know, I think it could've been two hours

1177
00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:14,320
and 20 minutes, but you know, I think from everything

1178
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:17,080
I've read online for people who are theater kids,

1179
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:21,040
musical obsessed, like it is just such a love letter to.

1180
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:22,480
- Right, it's everything that they wanted.

1181
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:24,760
- Yes, and I'm glad that we didn't have any singers

1182
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:25,920
in the audience in our theater.

1183
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:27,920
- Oh, yeah, I think so.

1184
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:30,760
- We did have a standing clap at the end of the time.

1185
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:32,200
- We did have a standing nomination.

1186
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:33,640
- And I was like, okay.

1187
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:34,720
- I wish she had that note.

1188
00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:36,400
- Yeah.

1189
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:39,360
- Yeah, a lot of people are saying that they actually

1190
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:44,600
like Cynthia Areva's rendition of "Define Gravity"

1191
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:46,520
more than Adenum and Zell.

1192
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:47,520
- Adel de Zeein.

1193
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:52,200
- Is that it?

1194
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:54,360
- No, it's Adenum and Zell.

1195
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:56,240
- John Schruppelter was introducing her

1196
00:37:56,240 --> 00:37:58,400
in the Oscars years ago.

1197
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:00,040
- And he said, ladies and gentlemen,

1198
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:04,240
Zell de Zeein, he just made it up.

1199
00:38:04,240 --> 00:38:07,000
- I'm sorry, keep going, keep going.

1200
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:08,000
- I'll send you the clip.

1201
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:08,840
It's amazing.

1202
00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:09,840
- I know what you're talking about,

1203
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:13,080
but Adel de Zeein was like, did I say it wrong?

1204
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:14,320
Adenum and Zell is in.

1205
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:15,520
- Wicked spoiler.

1206
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:17,080
Sorry, that's a total spoiler.

1207
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:17,920
- Yeah, I mean she has a little pop up.

1208
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:19,360
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's wonderful.

1209
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:22,080
- Yes, no, I think it was really, really good.

1210
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:23,640
I'm excited for part two.

1211
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:25,800
It's gonna come out exactly a year from now.

1212
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:26,640
- Yes.

1213
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:27,640
- They've already filmed it.

1214
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:28,480
- Nice.

1215
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:29,480
- And so that's really nice.

1216
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:33,000
And I will say, if you saw the trailer for it,

1217
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,600
the trailer made it look very CGI.

1218
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:36,800
It's actually not.

1219
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:38,360
- There's a lot of practical sets.

1220
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:42,040
- No, all these tulips in the movie, all real.

1221
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:42,880
- Really?

1222
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:43,720
- All real.

1223
00:38:43,720 --> 00:38:45,240
- That was in tulips, planet.

1224
00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:46,080
- Love that.

1225
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:46,920
- Yeah.

1226
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:47,760
- Love that.

1227
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:48,600
- Yeah.

1228
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:49,600
- So we're gonna pop that.

1229
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:52,240
And I think that includes our look at

1230
00:38:52,240 --> 00:38:54,360
the Hallmark Cinematic Universe.

1231
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:57,280
What do we say, the Mean Girls Cinematic Universe?

1232
00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:58,120
The Wicked.

1233
00:38:58,120 --> 00:38:59,120
- The Wicked.

1234
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:00,640
- The Sexy Sentience Snowman.

1235
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:01,640
- The Sexy Sentience Snowman.

1236
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:02,720
We'll never get over those.

1237
00:39:02,720 --> 00:39:03,560
- Yeah.

1238
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:05,080
- Yeah, chocolate, butter, and cheese.

1239
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:06,800
- We talk a lot about abs.

1240
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:07,640
- Yeah.

1241
00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:08,480
- Well, I love it.

1242
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:09,320
Netflix.

1243
00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:10,160
- It's what we like.

1244
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:11,000
- Netflix.

1245
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:11,840
- No, it's what we like.

1246
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:12,680
- Yeah.

1247
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:13,520
- For free.

1248
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:14,360
- Oh my gosh.

1249
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:15,200
Okay.

1250
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:16,480
On this note, I will say.

1251
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:18,040
- On the note of being horny.

1252
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:19,760
- No, I'm not a being horny.

1253
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:22,560
- But if you ever looked at someone's Netflix,

1254
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:24,680
for the first time and you're like,

1255
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:27,080
I feel like I'm seeing into their soul.

1256
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:28,960
- Ooh, no, but I guess I could see that.

1257
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:31,440
Like if somebody saw my Netflix and was like,

1258
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:33,040
bitch, how many times have you watched

1259
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:34,080
Buffy the Vampires are?

1260
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:34,920
- Yeah.

1261
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:35,760
- Yeah.

1262
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:36,600
- Stop it.

1263
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:38,240
- So I once had a boyfriend.

1264
00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:40,120
- No, God.

1265
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:42,680
- I fell asleep and just like passed out

1266
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:44,480
and he was trying to find something on Netflix.

1267
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:47,040
And I woke up in the morning and he was like,

1268
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:50,680
he was like the amount of like true crime and more.

1269
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:52,000
Like, are you doing okay?

1270
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:52,840
- Are you doing okay?

1271
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:53,680
- No.

1272
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:54,520
- No.

1273
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:56,280
And I had that moment this weekend.

1274
00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:58,720
And I was like, this feels like I'm really seeing

1275
00:39:58,720 --> 00:40:00,160
into someone's soul.

1276
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:02,480
And I don't know about that.

1277
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:04,640
- If you go through to somebody's like HBO history,

1278
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:05,480
I feel like that'd be worse.

1279
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:06,320
- Yeah.

1280
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:08,000
- It's like softcore, softcore, softcore, softcore.

1281
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:09,360
- Oh, we know Shana's.

1282
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:11,400
- Softcore.

1283
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:12,240
- Softcore Shana.

1284
00:40:12,240 --> 00:40:13,720
- I like it when I kiss a little bit.

1285
00:40:13,720 --> 00:40:17,320
- I just want him to kiss and be alive.

1286
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:19,800
(laughing)

1287
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:21,960
- No last time I did that was in a hotel room

1288
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:22,720
because it was there.

1289
00:40:22,720 --> 00:40:24,880
No one else was around and it was really dumb.

1290
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:25,720
- No.

1291
00:40:25,720 --> 00:40:26,560
- And you watched it.

1292
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:28,000
- It was a better than Hot Frosty.

1293
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:29,920
- No.

1294
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:30,760
- No.

1295
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:31,600
- Hot Frosty was better.

1296
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:32,440
- Okay.

1297
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:34,640
- This was a lot of just rubbing thighs.

1298
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:35,480
- No.

1299
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:37,840
- Anyway, we want to, we want to, on that note,

1300
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:39,360
we want to wish Shana everyone out there

1301
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:41,760
the happiest of all the days.

1302
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:44,000
And I'm right, Shanae, New Year.

1303
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,680
Happy Christmas on a quenzyka, everybody.

1304
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:48,360
Before we go, let's tell everyone

1305
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:50,360
where they can find us on social media.

1306
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:53,640
- You can find me, Olivia, on Instagram 

1307
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:58,640
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1308
00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:01,920
- You can find me, Shauna, on Instagram and threats

1309
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:06,920
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1310
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:10,560
Don't forget, you can find the Pop Culture Junkie podcast,

1311
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:12,720
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1312
00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:14,440
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1313
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:17,080
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1314
00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:20,080
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1315
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:23,440
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1316
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:26,320
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1317
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:28,280
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1318
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:31,160
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1319
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:34,720
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1320
00:41:34,720 --> 00:41:38,040
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1321
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1322
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:42,240
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1323
00:41:42,240 --> 00:41:43,240
each other's finger now.

1324
00:41:43,240 --> 00:41:44,080
- Yeah.

1325
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:47,200
- Weaving our arms wildly in the wear,

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