1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:10,360 So depending on who you ask, Mermaids can symbolize both fortune and misfortune, like the sea 2 00:00:10,360 --> 00:00:14,800 they can be both beautiful and deadly. 3 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:22,520 And if you were to travel to Portland's sister city, Moutares in Bobway, ooh, and ask 4 00:00:22,520 --> 00:00:28,240 them what they think of Mermaids, they would probably lean towards the misfortune or deadly 5 00:00:28,240 --> 00:00:29,240 side. 6 00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:30,240 Okay. 7 00:00:30,240 --> 00:00:42,240 Hi, Caitlyn. 8 00:00:42,240 --> 00:00:44,240 Hi, Cassie. 9 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:46,240 Hi, creepy people. 10 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:48,240 The studio's looking pretty weird. 11 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:50,240 Sorry, I got thrown off. 12 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:51,240 Hello! 13 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:54,240 I was like, is she gonna do it? 14 00:00:54,240 --> 00:00:55,240 I don't know. 15 00:00:55,240 --> 00:00:56,840 No one knows. 16 00:00:56,840 --> 00:00:58,640 No one knows. 17 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:01,640 It's perpetually distracted by the bright lights. 18 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:03,640 Yes, my arm fat. 19 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:05,640 The lights are very bright. 20 00:01:05,640 --> 00:01:08,440 The arms are very skinny. 21 00:01:08,440 --> 00:01:12,880 Here at PNW Haunts and Homicides, which that's what this is. 22 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:13,880 Is that what we're doing? 23 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:14,880 Oh shit. 24 00:01:14,880 --> 00:01:15,880 Doing? 25 00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:16,880 Just start. 26 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:17,880 No. 27 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:18,880 This is perfect. 28 00:01:18,880 --> 00:01:19,880 Okay. 29 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:27,120 Where we talk about true crime, the paranormal, and all things spooky and or magical in the 30 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:29,120 Pacific Northwest. 31 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:30,120 Erie. 32 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:32,120 Sometimes other places. 33 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:34,960 Yeah, also that. 34 00:01:34,960 --> 00:01:40,040 We also do a tarot reading at the end of every episode for a little bit of deeper insight 35 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:42,080 into our topic. 36 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:44,080 Deeper insight. 37 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:45,080 Very deep. 38 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:48,440 We dive deeper into the ocean. 39 00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:49,440 Oh. 40 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:54,600 I mean, that's like the one place we haven't really explored very much of. 41 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:55,600 I know, right? 42 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:57,920 It makes me nervous. 43 00:01:57,920 --> 00:02:02,240 We might talk a little bit about today and about some of the creatures that might be in 44 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:04,360 the ocean that we don't know about. 45 00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:05,360 No. 46 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:06,840 But it's going to be fun. 47 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:07,840 Don't worry. 48 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:08,840 Okay. 49 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:09,840 Look at our hair. 50 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:10,840 We're having fun today. 51 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:11,840 Yeah, we are having fun today. 52 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:12,840 Yay. 53 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:17,240 So this was actually a Patreon live that we did a while back. 54 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:18,240 I can't remember when. 55 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:19,640 Sometime last year, I think. 56 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:20,640 Oh, yeah. 57 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:22,520 It's been close to a year probably. 58 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:24,040 I feel like. 59 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:27,520 But with our birthdays, mining, Kaitlyn's coming up. 60 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:29,240 Caitlyn's wedding, Shenanigans. 61 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:30,720 There's a lot going on. 62 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:34,080 So we decided we need to make our lives a little easy. 63 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:36,880 Bring back something old that we've already written. 64 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:38,320 I spruced it up a little bit. 65 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:41,680 There's some stuff added to it that was not in the Patreon live. 66 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:45,040 So you get something new as well. 67 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:47,560 And there's a bonus that can go with it too. 68 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:49,200 So a Patreon bonus. 69 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:52,080 So you're not missing out on anything. 70 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:55,640 We're not getting repeats because honestly we're goldfish. 71 00:02:55,640 --> 00:02:58,920 And we might not even remember what is in this episode. 72 00:02:58,920 --> 00:03:01,400 So that's what I was going to say. 73 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:07,040 There's, I mean, if you're adding to it and then our commentary, the decides. 74 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:08,040 Yes. 75 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:09,040 The digression. 76 00:03:09,040 --> 00:03:14,640 We might say the same exact thing and not even know that we'd previously set it to either. 77 00:03:14,640 --> 00:03:15,640 Say. 78 00:03:15,640 --> 00:03:17,120 It's all new to us. 79 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:18,120 Yeah. 80 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:22,600 Well, I'm going to start us off with a little dad joke. 81 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:24,760 Do you remember the dad joke? 82 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:25,760 No. 83 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:28,560 You might when I start say it. 84 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:31,640 How do mermaids relax? 85 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:32,640 I don't know. 86 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:34,040 They smoke seaweed. 87 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:37,160 Oh, my God. 88 00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:42,400 I was going to say are they like me and they just like don't? 89 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:48,080 No, they do relax with you know, little seaweed at night after work in long hours. 90 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:55,520 Whatever they what I was like when what stress what job does a mermaid have? 91 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:56,520 Fishing. 92 00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:57,520 Fishing. 93 00:03:57,520 --> 00:03:58,520 Fishing. 94 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:02,960 Is this not already a pretty carefree existence for mermaids? 95 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:03,960 You know what they do? 96 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:07,720 They swim around old shipwrecks and collect forks. 97 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:10,680 Oh, oh, stressful day of that. 98 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:12,800 You're going to use some seaweed after that. 99 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:15,800 So I've been hard at work. 100 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:19,920 So what is the scuttlebot with mermaids? 101 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:21,680 That's adorable. 102 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:22,680 I know right now. 103 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:25,320 But it's like the mermaid version of gossip. 104 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:26,960 I love it. 105 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:28,280 Which is actually funny. 106 00:04:28,280 --> 00:04:31,040 That word is going to come back around at the end. 107 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:32,040 Oh, yeah. 108 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:33,040 Okay. 109 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:41,000 So the English word for mermaid is the old English for sea, which is mare and made a young 110 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,000 woman. 111 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,000 A woman. 112 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:47,240 In Ireland, they're called merrows. 113 00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:53,560 And this is where I was like, oh my god, we had just talked to Jacquelin from Merrow's Anchor. 114 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:54,560 Yeah. 115 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:57,320 And I was like, I didn't even know what Merrow's Anchor meant. 116 00:04:57,320 --> 00:04:58,720 Now it makes so much sense. 117 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:00,240 Oh my gosh. 118 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:03,400 There's literally a mermaid like in the artwork. 119 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:07,080 You know how sometimes you learn something new, right? 120 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:09,080 Again. 121 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:11,160 So again, that was Jacquelin, our friend Jacquelin. 122 00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:12,160 Hi. 123 00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:20,640 And I did forget to say this was also a suggestion from Michelle, who I think was one of our 124 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:21,640 patrons. 125 00:05:21,640 --> 00:05:25,080 I don't know if she still is, but this was your suggestion, Michelle. 126 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:28,680 No, I, I, I, I, we had a couple of Michelle's. 127 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:32,080 I don't know which Michelle it was. 128 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:33,560 All of the Michelle's. 129 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:34,560 Yeah. 130 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:38,400 Michelle. 131 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:45,400 What were we saying about making up mermaid names and I know I said, shelly, shelly. 132 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:53,560 Because I'm an 80 year old and also a dad, despite the odds. 133 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:57,040 I mean, this episode has dad jokes and shelly's in it. 134 00:05:57,040 --> 00:05:58,040 It's all coming together. 135 00:05:58,040 --> 00:05:59,520 I love it. 136 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:02,920 So just another little aside, I was like just a little aside. 137 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:05,960 And like the whole beginning is kind of an aside. 138 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:07,720 Everything's an aside. 139 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:16,240 But before we totally dive in, we're kind of doing this gender stereotype thing with this 140 00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:22,200 episode with like the mermaids, but I promise you at the end, I will fix it. 141 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:23,200 Don't you worry. 142 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:31,640 Oh, but I do have to say, you know, today we're talking mermaids, but mermaids are also a thing. 143 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:37,320 They're just not as popular unless you're John Cena in the Barbie movie. 144 00:06:37,320 --> 00:06:40,240 For the fan, the favorite monster in cabin in the woods. 145 00:06:40,240 --> 00:06:42,160 It's a merman. 146 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:43,160 Okay. 147 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:44,160 You've never seen it. 148 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:45,760 I think we've gone over this. 149 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:46,760 Yeah. 150 00:06:46,760 --> 00:06:49,000 I feel like, yeah, it goes without saying. 151 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:50,000 Yeah. 152 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:54,480 So unless you're either one of those, no one really cares about merman, but I promise you, 153 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:55,480 we'll fix it in the end. 154 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:56,480 Okay. 155 00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:57,480 I don't know. 156 00:06:57,480 --> 00:06:59,080 Are we fixing it or fixing it? 157 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:00,080 Okay. 158 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:06,880 Mermaids have been making a splash in pop culture from books and music to Disney and Starbucks. 159 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:12,560 So I assume the majority of us know what this mythical creature looks like. 160 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:17,600 Upper body of a human until you get to the hip area and the rest is fish from there. 161 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:18,600 Yep. 162 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:19,600 Starbucks. 163 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:20,600 Mermaid. 164 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:22,600 She's stover titties out. 165 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:24,600 Fun fact, if you didn't know, kids. 166 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:27,800 Oh, she doesn't even have any now. 167 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:28,800 Nope. 168 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:32,680 They covered it with hair because titties are offensive as fuck you guys. 169 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:40,840 She just looks like kind of like the under the below the belt bits of a kendall in her 170 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:44,840 chest area now. 171 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:45,840 Speaking of kendall. 172 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:46,840 Nippleless. 173 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:47,840 Yeah. 174 00:07:47,840 --> 00:07:48,840 That's funny. 175 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:51,640 Kend comes up again in this. 176 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:52,640 Yeah. 177 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:55,240 It's, it's, we're so feeble with everything. 178 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:59,240 I swear, we don't even try. 179 00:07:59,240 --> 00:08:04,560 So mermaids can pop up to the surface for the occasional interaction with a full human, 180 00:08:04,560 --> 00:08:12,200 you know, both halves are human and are generally considered non-threatening. 181 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:17,600 This is different from a siren, another mythical being that is nowadays depicted as some type 182 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:23,400 of evil fishy woman, woman, usually very similar looking to mermaid. 183 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:31,520 Sirens are famously hostile and lure you to your demise with hypnotic song. 184 00:08:31,520 --> 00:08:32,520 Ooh. 185 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:33,520 Yes. 186 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:36,080 Not like hypnotic, the blue liqueur? 187 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:37,080 Maybe both. 188 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:38,240 Maybe she's singing about hypnotic. 189 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:39,760 Molly, what are you doing? 190 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:40,760 Oh, that's Charlie. 191 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:41,760 Oh, sorry. 192 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:42,760 He's Charlie. 193 00:08:42,760 --> 00:08:43,760 What? 194 00:08:43,760 --> 00:08:45,760 He can't tell from behind. 195 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:48,640 Both are like brown little furry mudbutt. 196 00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:49,640 Charlie. 197 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:55,960 That is more of a Charlie thing to do. He is standing in the closet just to stare in a way, 198 00:08:55,960 --> 00:09:01,400 stare in in the corner to box this basic, like there's literally nothing. 199 00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:04,200 I mean, no, no. 200 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:06,360 It's, I mean, why would I be concerned? 201 00:09:06,360 --> 00:09:07,360 Yeah. 202 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:08,360 Thanks, Charlie. 203 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:10,080 We got to get that pod dog cam. 204 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:11,080 We do. 205 00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:12,600 So you can see how creepy shit they do. 206 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:14,080 We're recording. 207 00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:15,080 Oh. 208 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:20,520 So with these sirens, think Harry Potter and the goblet of fire. 209 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:21,520 Oh. 210 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:22,520 Yeah. 211 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:26,040 I have a fun fact for you though. 212 00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:27,040 Give it to me. 213 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:28,040 A little shimmy. 214 00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:34,280 Well, sirens actually started out as human bird hybrids and over time, the lore kind of 215 00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:36,280 merged with mermaids. 216 00:09:36,280 --> 00:09:37,280 Merged with them. 217 00:09:37,280 --> 00:09:38,280 I don't like that. 218 00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:41,720 Yeah, I don't know why they like turn to them aquatic. 219 00:09:41,720 --> 00:09:44,400 Oh, I'm okay with them being aquatic. 220 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:46,400 I don't like the bird. 221 00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:47,400 Yeah. 222 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:48,400 You have to watch this clip though. 223 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:50,360 So open the email I sent you. 224 00:09:50,360 --> 00:09:51,360 Damn it. 225 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:54,560 There is a siren in what we do in the shadows. 226 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:57,320 That is kind of the older version of a siren. 227 00:09:57,320 --> 00:10:01,720 And I just want you to watch it because it's very, it's, he he. 228 00:10:01,720 --> 00:10:03,720 She's like a Jersey girl. 229 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:05,720 Is that what it is? 230 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:06,720 Yeah. 231 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:07,720 Like Jersey Shore. 232 00:10:07,720 --> 00:10:08,720 Oh, yeah. 233 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:09,720 Jersey Shore. 234 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:10,720 Yeah. 235 00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:16,880 The only thing I hate more than when someone tries to interrupt my song is when they join 236 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:17,880 in. 237 00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:21,440 Is it me or is she hideous? 238 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:26,640 We are in the presence of a siren. 239 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:27,640 Yeah. 240 00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:31,240 Where is she just pulled out of her mouth? 241 00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:33,640 It was like a bone probably. 242 00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:34,640 My god. 243 00:10:34,640 --> 00:10:39,480 She's like eating things and birds. 244 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:40,480 It's so funny. 245 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:43,860 - It's perfect. - You have to watch it. 246 00:10:43,860 --> 00:10:45,360 - It's great. 247 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:47,280 - So I'm just glad they really represented 248 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:49,760 the old school siren, you know? 249 00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:50,600 - Yeah. 250 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:53,100 (chiming) 251 00:10:53,100 --> 00:10:56,580 - So depending on who you ask, 252 00:10:56,580 --> 00:11:00,480 Mermaids can symbolize both fortune and misfortune. 253 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:06,580 Like the sea they can be both beautiful and deadly. 254 00:11:06,580 --> 00:11:09,580 - Yeah. - Very deadly, the sea. 255 00:11:09,580 --> 00:11:10,540 - All right, dot lie. 256 00:11:10,540 --> 00:11:12,260 - What did I say the other day about Tennessee? 257 00:11:12,260 --> 00:11:13,980 I was like severely haunted, 258 00:11:13,980 --> 00:11:15,380 (laughing) 259 00:11:15,380 --> 00:11:17,340 to see severely haunted. 260 00:11:17,340 --> 00:11:20,540 - Not really haunted. - Sivirly deadly play. 261 00:11:20,540 --> 00:11:22,580 (laughing) 262 00:11:22,580 --> 00:11:25,100 I did not even remember I said that when I heard it. 263 00:11:25,100 --> 00:11:27,260 I was like, what the fuck was I even saying? 264 00:11:27,260 --> 00:11:30,420 Tennessee - severely haunted. 265 00:11:30,420 --> 00:11:32,180 (laughing) 266 00:11:32,180 --> 00:11:33,620 Oh God. 267 00:11:33,620 --> 00:11:38,020 - Okay, so like the sea, blue bit of blue, deadly. 268 00:11:38,020 --> 00:11:40,060 - Blue bit, blue, blue, blue, blue. 269 00:11:40,060 --> 00:11:45,060 They were used as figure heads on ships 270 00:11:45,060 --> 00:11:48,940 as kind of an offering to the sea for safe travels. 271 00:11:48,940 --> 00:11:50,700 - Oh, that's interesting. 272 00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:54,140 - So like the pretty blopshuous mermaid on the ship 273 00:11:54,140 --> 00:11:57,500 was as like a good omen for there. 274 00:11:57,500 --> 00:11:58,340 - Okay. 275 00:11:58,340 --> 00:11:59,180 - What's it called? 276 00:11:59,180 --> 00:12:00,740 Sailor ship? 277 00:12:00,740 --> 00:12:02,460 Do you sail a ship? 278 00:12:02,460 --> 00:12:03,300 - Yeah. 279 00:12:03,300 --> 00:12:04,820 - Or do you sail just a sailboat? 280 00:12:04,820 --> 00:12:08,140 - No, I think it can be sailing. 281 00:12:08,140 --> 00:12:10,740 I think that's the right term for more than one type of. 282 00:12:10,740 --> 00:12:11,820 - So sail. 283 00:12:11,820 --> 00:12:13,100 - Yeah. 284 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:15,020 And if it's not like whatever, 285 00:12:15,020 --> 00:12:16,660 we're not sailors. 286 00:12:16,660 --> 00:12:17,500 - Right, so. 287 00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:19,780 - I had to look up nautical terms for this in a film. 288 00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:21,100 (laughing) 289 00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:22,100 I love it. 290 00:12:22,100 --> 00:12:25,780 - And if you were to travel to Portland's sister city, 291 00:12:25,780 --> 00:12:28,220 And if you were to travel to Portland’s sister city Mutare Zimbabwe, 292 00:12:28,220 --> 00:12:31,860 ooh, and ask them what they think of mermaids. 293 00:12:31,860 --> 00:12:36,340 They would probably lean towards the misfortune or deadly side. 294 00:12:36,340 --> 00:12:38,860 - Okay. 295 00:12:38,860 --> 00:12:42,700 Dam workers, not damn workers, but like dam workers. 296 00:12:42,700 --> 00:12:43,700 - God damn workers. 297 00:12:43,700 --> 00:12:45,620 (laughing) 298 00:12:45,620 --> 00:12:47,620 - Those GD dam workers. 299 00:12:47,620 --> 00:12:51,780 - Dam, dam workers, all over Zimbabwe, 300 00:12:51,780 --> 00:12:56,460 including Mutare, are being scared away from job sites 301 00:12:56,460 --> 00:12:58,740 by aggressive mermaid attacks. 302 00:13:00,260 --> 00:13:03,260 - Like this is like real, like this isn't the news. 303 00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:07,780 - Okay, it's straight up mermaid mayhem in this bitch. 304 00:13:07,780 --> 00:13:10,140 (laughing) 305 00:13:10,140 --> 00:13:12,620 - Well, some get away to tell their stories. 306 00:13:12,620 --> 00:13:15,220 Others, sadly, are never seen again. 307 00:13:15,220 --> 00:13:17,420 - Okay, that doesn't sound very mermaidy. 308 00:13:17,420 --> 00:13:18,260 - Not well. 309 00:13:18,260 --> 00:13:19,100 - It sounds more like. 310 00:13:19,100 --> 00:13:19,940 - More sireny. 311 00:13:19,940 --> 00:13:20,780 - Yeah. 312 00:13:20,780 --> 00:13:23,060 - But these mermaids are not good over in Zimbabwe. 313 00:13:23,060 --> 00:13:24,260 You gotta watch your back. 314 00:13:24,260 --> 00:13:25,820 - Okay. 315 00:13:25,820 --> 00:13:30,820 - This is a huge problem to have at a dam that provides water 316 00:13:30,820 --> 00:13:33,100 to the people. 317 00:13:33,100 --> 00:13:33,940 - Yeah. 318 00:13:33,940 --> 00:13:37,780 - So when it breaks and people are too scared to go and fix it, 319 00:13:37,780 --> 00:13:39,580 people are kind of fucked out of water. 320 00:13:39,580 --> 00:13:40,820 - Yeah, that's a problem. 321 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:41,700 - It is a problem. 322 00:13:41,700 --> 00:13:42,780 - Yeah. 323 00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:46,780 - This was back, I think in like 2012, but they were doing 324 00:13:46,780 --> 00:13:50,020 everything they could to make the water safe again, 325 00:13:50,020 --> 00:13:53,180 performing rituals and traditional rights, 326 00:13:53,180 --> 00:13:57,780 even brewing special beer to appease the malicious mermaids. 327 00:13:57,780 --> 00:13:59,220 - I mean, I'm all about that. 328 00:13:59,220 --> 00:14:00,060 - Right. 329 00:14:00,060 --> 00:14:02,500 - I mean, I know we have our whole heart take about, 330 00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:07,180 that's a problem, you guys, but the beer sounds pretty good. 331 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,020 - Mm-hmm. 332 00:14:08,020 --> 00:14:08,860 - What kind of beer? 333 00:14:08,860 --> 00:14:10,500 Do we have any information on that? 334 00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:13,980 - I try to look, but I didn't try that hard. 335 00:14:13,980 --> 00:14:15,060 - Yeah. 336 00:14:15,060 --> 00:14:16,980 - It's kind of an ancillary detail. 337 00:14:16,980 --> 00:14:19,460 - Yeah, and an initial goug of like, 338 00:14:19,460 --> 00:14:23,620 what is a Zimbabwe beer that scares the mermaid's away? 339 00:14:23,620 --> 00:14:25,420 It didn't really get me very far. 340 00:14:25,420 --> 00:14:28,940 If you can imagine. 341 00:14:28,940 --> 00:14:29,780 - Oh my God. 342 00:14:29,780 --> 00:14:30,900 - Mermaid repellent. 343 00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:31,900 - Yeah, mermaid. 344 00:14:31,900 --> 00:14:33,300 (laughs) 345 00:14:33,300 --> 00:14:35,260 So yeah, so I don't know if the beer was like an offering 346 00:14:35,260 --> 00:14:37,580 or if it like literally repelled them away. 347 00:14:37,580 --> 00:14:38,420 - Yeah. 348 00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:41,060 - Maybe we drink the beer and just like get too drunk 349 00:14:41,060 --> 00:14:42,940 to care about the mermaids? 350 00:14:42,940 --> 00:14:45,180 - I think that's a strong theory as well. 351 00:14:45,180 --> 00:14:47,460 - It's probably also dangerous around the dam though. 352 00:14:47,460 --> 00:14:48,300 I don't know. 353 00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:49,500 - This sounds good. 354 00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:51,980 - Yeah, I mean the whole thing, again guys, hot take, 355 00:14:51,980 --> 00:14:53,100 but not good. 356 00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:57,060 It's not good. 357 00:14:57,060 --> 00:14:59,980 It's not good and not only that, it's also bad. 358 00:14:59,980 --> 00:15:03,740 - Mermaids are bad and kind of good. 359 00:15:03,740 --> 00:15:05,740 (laughs) 360 00:15:05,740 --> 00:15:10,980 Zimbabweans are not unfamiliar with the supernatural. 361 00:15:10,980 --> 00:15:15,540 And these dam mermaids are a big part 362 00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:16,940 of their spiritual beliefs. 363 00:15:16,940 --> 00:15:21,300 So literally the mermaids are only in the dams. 364 00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:24,140 Like their dam(n) mermaids. 365 00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:25,100 - I don't, okay. 366 00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:25,940 - Yeah. 367 00:15:25,940 --> 00:15:29,020 - I see what you did there double entendre, 368 00:15:29,020 --> 00:15:32,340 but how does that happen? 369 00:15:32,340 --> 00:15:35,180 - I don't know, it's just a thing with like all of their dams 370 00:15:35,180 --> 00:15:36,020 have mermaids. 371 00:15:36,020 --> 00:15:39,540 I'm, to me it feels like the mermaid is kind of like 372 00:15:39,540 --> 00:15:41,580 the protector of the water and they, 373 00:15:41,580 --> 00:15:43,140 they don't like the dams obviously 374 00:15:43,140 --> 00:15:46,180 'cause they fuck with the natural flow of the earth. 375 00:15:46,180 --> 00:15:48,340 - Or the waterways. 376 00:15:48,340 --> 00:15:49,140 - Yeah, that makes sense. 377 00:15:49,140 --> 00:15:50,140 - That's my theory anyway. 378 00:15:50,140 --> 00:15:51,580 - They're like preservationists. 379 00:15:51,580 --> 00:15:52,580 - Right. 380 00:15:52,580 --> 00:15:56,380 - Which kind of makes sense with their whole vibe later. 381 00:15:56,380 --> 00:15:58,660 Yeah, we're gonna get into all that too. 382 00:15:58,660 --> 00:16:01,820 - But I mean, dam water isn't that freshwater? 383 00:16:01,820 --> 00:16:04,460 It's not like salty sea water. 384 00:16:04,460 --> 00:16:05,460 - No, it's not. 385 00:16:05,460 --> 00:16:07,580 They're freshwater mermaids. 386 00:16:07,580 --> 00:16:12,580 - I'm, you're never too old to learn something new. 387 00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:14,180 - Unless these dams are in the ocean, 388 00:16:14,180 --> 00:16:15,660 but I don't think so. 389 00:16:15,660 --> 00:16:17,540 - I didn't look at a map of like some like way. 390 00:16:17,540 --> 00:16:18,900 - You're like, I need to see you. 391 00:16:18,900 --> 00:16:19,900 (laughing) 392 00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:22,220 - I need to look up where all the dams are 393 00:16:22,220 --> 00:16:23,460 in the aboveway. 394 00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:24,300 - I got. 395 00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:24,980 - That's wild. 396 00:16:24,980 --> 00:16:25,980 - Okay. 397 00:16:25,980 --> 00:16:28,980 The mermaids are a big part of their spiritual beliefs. 398 00:16:28,980 --> 00:16:32,580 Obviously still there are some zimbabweans 399 00:16:32,580 --> 00:16:34,020 who are skeptical, 400 00:16:34,020 --> 00:16:37,580 blaming it on the unpredictable hazardous currents 401 00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:39,220 creating illusions in the dams. 402 00:16:39,220 --> 00:16:40,220 - Okay. 403 00:16:40,220 --> 00:16:41,500 I mean, I could see that. 404 00:16:42,540 --> 00:16:47,540 The earliest known mermaid tale is from 1000 BC 405 00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:51,620 about a Syrian goddess named Atargatis. 406 00:16:51,620 --> 00:16:52,620 - Oh. 407 00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:55,540 - She was a goddess of fertility and protection, 408 00:16:55,540 --> 00:16:57,620 water and the moon. 409 00:16:57,620 --> 00:16:58,460 So we like her. 410 00:16:58,460 --> 00:17:00,100 - Oh, yeah. 411 00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:01,860 I see you, you found. 412 00:17:01,860 --> 00:17:04,220 - Maybe not so much the fertility stuff for us, 413 00:17:04,220 --> 00:17:05,140 but for others. 414 00:17:05,140 --> 00:17:09,980 - I mean, you know, broad term fertility, you know? 415 00:17:09,980 --> 00:17:10,820 - Yeah. 416 00:17:10,820 --> 00:17:12,780 - For people who want it. 417 00:17:12,780 --> 00:17:16,140 - I mean, it doesn't have to be necessarily fertility 418 00:17:16,140 --> 00:17:19,180 in the way that I feel like we always apply it. 419 00:17:19,180 --> 00:17:24,180 - For general fertility reproductive organ health. 420 00:17:24,180 --> 00:17:25,020 - Yeah. 421 00:17:25,020 --> 00:17:25,860 - Let's go with that. 422 00:17:25,860 --> 00:17:26,700 - Yeah. 423 00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:30,380 I mean, I feel like at that point in history, 424 00:17:30,380 --> 00:17:35,060 too though they sort of viewed fertility, 425 00:17:35,060 --> 00:17:37,820 obviously in terms of reproduction, 426 00:17:37,820 --> 00:17:41,220 but think about it too in terms of like the land being 427 00:17:41,220 --> 00:17:43,060 for unlike your previous. 428 00:17:43,060 --> 00:17:45,340 - Like enough fish in the sea. 429 00:17:45,340 --> 00:17:46,500 - Yeah, you're right. 430 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:47,580 We have talked about that before. 431 00:17:47,580 --> 00:17:48,620 - Take it back to food. 432 00:17:48,620 --> 00:17:49,460 - Yes. 433 00:17:49,460 --> 00:17:50,300 - That's where we live. 434 00:17:50,300 --> 00:17:51,300 That's our happy place. 435 00:17:51,300 --> 00:17:52,140 - You know. 436 00:17:52,140 --> 00:17:55,100 - Enough beer for everyone. 437 00:17:55,100 --> 00:17:58,180 - Got some beer, got some fish. 438 00:17:58,180 --> 00:18:03,180 - So the story of Atargatis might sound a little familiar 439 00:18:03,180 --> 00:18:04,540 to start. 440 00:18:04,540 --> 00:18:07,940 - She fell in love with a regular human mans. 441 00:18:07,940 --> 00:18:09,140 - Oh no. 442 00:18:09,140 --> 00:18:09,980 - Don't do it. 443 00:18:09,980 --> 00:18:11,220 - Don't ever do that. 444 00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:12,060 - Don't do it. 445 00:18:12,060 --> 00:18:12,900 - It's dangerous. 446 00:18:12,900 --> 00:18:13,740 - Yeah. 447 00:18:13,740 --> 00:18:14,740 - You end up getting married. 448 00:18:14,740 --> 00:18:15,580 - Yeah. 449 00:18:15,580 --> 00:18:19,020 - Funny you should say that. 450 00:18:19,020 --> 00:18:19,860 - Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 451 00:18:19,860 --> 00:18:21,420 - I'm getting married soon. 452 00:18:21,420 --> 00:18:22,260 - Yeah. 453 00:18:22,260 --> 00:18:25,380 - Well, and not to totally give anything away, 454 00:18:25,380 --> 00:18:30,380 but I do have a story coming up about the deadly, 455 00:18:33,140 --> 00:18:35,740 the, what did you say? 456 00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:39,260 It was like the seriously deadly or? 457 00:18:39,260 --> 00:18:41,300 - Oh, severely. 458 00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:42,140 - Yeah. 459 00:18:42,140 --> 00:18:44,620 - The severe deadliness of what? 460 00:18:44,620 --> 00:18:49,180 - I actually read that last night and it was not good. 461 00:18:49,180 --> 00:18:50,020 - Yeah. 462 00:18:50,020 --> 00:18:51,420 - That story was not good. 463 00:18:51,420 --> 00:18:52,260 - Terrible. 464 00:18:52,260 --> 00:18:53,100 - Don't listen to it. 465 00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:54,780 (laughing) 466 00:18:54,780 --> 00:18:56,100 - Is it or is it not? 467 00:18:56,100 --> 00:19:00,460 Like it reads like a story that I wrote specifically 468 00:19:00,460 --> 00:19:03,700 to be all of Christopher's Nightmare Fuel? 469 00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:04,540 - Yeah. 470 00:19:04,540 --> 00:19:05,380 - It does. 471 00:19:05,380 --> 00:19:06,540 - It's like, I can't even-- 472 00:19:06,540 --> 00:19:08,020 - I was like, well, she's mean. 473 00:19:08,020 --> 00:19:09,100 (laughing) 474 00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:09,940 - I told him. 475 00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:14,140 I was like, I think we went back and forth. 476 00:19:14,140 --> 00:19:17,460 So he hasn't read it and we haven't recorded it yet 477 00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:20,900 'cause spoiler alert Chris is going to record that one with me 478 00:19:20,900 --> 00:19:22,900 and I was like, maybe I'll have him read it first 479 00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:25,500 and then I was like, no, don't. 480 00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:26,340 - Yeah. 481 00:19:26,340 --> 00:19:30,260 - Let the horror sink in real time. 482 00:19:30,260 --> 00:19:31,620 - Make him cry. 483 00:19:31,620 --> 00:19:32,700 (laughing) 484 00:19:32,700 --> 00:19:34,460 If he doesn't cry, he's a monster. 485 00:19:34,460 --> 00:19:36,060 - I seriously doubt he'll cry. 486 00:19:36,060 --> 00:19:37,660 He's just not really a cryer, 487 00:19:37,660 --> 00:19:39,620 but just have to get eyedrops in him 488 00:19:39,620 --> 00:19:41,540 and then return back to the camera. 489 00:19:41,540 --> 00:19:42,780 - It's a little movie magic. 490 00:19:42,780 --> 00:19:43,620 - Go, yeah. 491 00:19:43,620 --> 00:19:44,340 (laughing) 492 00:19:44,340 --> 00:19:45,340 - Okay. 493 00:19:45,340 --> 00:19:46,180 Back to peace. 494 00:19:46,180 --> 00:19:47,220 - Back to Atargatis. 495 00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:48,060 - Yes. 496 00:19:48,060 --> 00:19:51,220 - She fell in love with his regular human man's 497 00:19:51,220 --> 00:19:53,540 and they end up having a daughter together. 498 00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:54,380 - Okay. 499 00:19:54,380 --> 00:19:55,780 - More fertility. 500 00:19:55,780 --> 00:19:56,940 - For color. - For color. 501 00:19:56,940 --> 00:19:57,940 - For color. 502 00:19:57,940 --> 00:20:00,260 - The myth sort of flip-flops here. 503 00:20:00,260 --> 00:20:05,100 One story says that her lovemaking was so powerful 504 00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:08,940 that she ends up accidentally killing her love. 505 00:20:08,940 --> 00:20:10,220 - Oh shit. 506 00:20:10,220 --> 00:20:14,180 Like in the, oh my gosh, that Amazon show, The Boys. 507 00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:15,020 - Oh, yeah. 508 00:20:15,020 --> 00:20:16,540 - I haven't seen it, spoiler alert. 509 00:20:16,540 --> 00:20:19,860 - Oh, well, listen, they're on like season four now. 510 00:20:19,860 --> 00:20:21,820 - I knew what I was literally gonna watch that. 511 00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:23,820 You totally just wanted that for me. 512 00:20:23,820 --> 00:20:25,300 - Yeah, we're gonna pick it up. 513 00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:26,300 - I won't remember. 514 00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:27,140 - No, you won't. 515 00:20:27,140 --> 00:20:29,380 It only pertains to like one episode. 516 00:20:29,380 --> 00:20:30,220 - Okay. 517 00:20:30,220 --> 00:20:31,060 - Yeah. 518 00:20:31,060 --> 00:20:31,900 - And you won't see it coming. 519 00:20:31,900 --> 00:20:33,380 - Okay, good. 520 00:20:33,380 --> 00:20:36,340 - I mean, she is a goddess, you know, 521 00:20:36,340 --> 00:20:39,340 and he's just like some regular dude. 522 00:20:39,340 --> 00:20:43,140 So, he just wasn't enough, you know? 523 00:20:43,140 --> 00:20:44,900 (laughing) 524 00:20:44,900 --> 00:20:46,780 - Oh my god, that's amazing. 525 00:20:46,780 --> 00:20:47,780 Bring it back. 526 00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:50,580 I'm just kidding. 527 00:20:50,580 --> 00:20:52,540 So good. 528 00:20:52,540 --> 00:20:53,540 Such a good movie. 529 00:20:53,540 --> 00:20:54,820 - It's really just my favorite. 530 00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:56,860 - Can we re-watch that? 531 00:20:56,860 --> 00:20:57,700 - All day. 532 00:20:57,700 --> 00:20:58,540 - Yeah. 533 00:20:58,540 --> 00:20:59,380 - Yeah. 534 00:20:59,380 --> 00:21:00,220 - Okay. 535 00:21:00,220 --> 00:21:01,060 - We have to see John Cena. 536 00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:02,140 That was a mermaid. 537 00:21:02,140 --> 00:21:02,980 - Yeah. 538 00:21:02,980 --> 00:21:03,820 - Mermaids. 539 00:21:03,820 --> 00:21:05,500 - It's a very serious role. 540 00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:06,340 (laughing) 541 00:21:06,340 --> 00:21:07,340 - Just pause it on that. 542 00:21:07,340 --> 00:21:08,220 We're just like a little bit 543 00:21:08,220 --> 00:21:09,540 'cause he's in it really a second. 544 00:21:09,540 --> 00:21:10,540 (laughing) 545 00:21:10,540 --> 00:21:11,380 - Yeah. 546 00:21:11,380 --> 00:21:13,980 (laughing) 547 00:21:13,980 --> 00:21:17,980 But, Atargatis was understandably so devastated 548 00:21:17,980 --> 00:21:21,500 that she took to the water intending to live out her life 549 00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:22,780 as an ugly fish. 550 00:21:22,780 --> 00:21:26,380 She just wanted to be a pout, pout fish 551 00:21:26,380 --> 00:21:28,180 with a pout, pout face spreading. 552 00:21:28,180 --> 00:21:31,260 - spreading the dreary-wearies all over the place! 553 00:21:31,260 --> 00:21:32,100 - Oh my goodness. 554 00:21:32,100 --> 00:21:33,020 - That's from a kid's book. 555 00:21:33,020 --> 00:21:33,860 I was a nanny. 556 00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:34,900 I apologize. 557 00:21:34,900 --> 00:21:36,740 - Yeah, I was like, um. 558 00:21:36,740 --> 00:21:37,980 - Sorry, not sorry. 559 00:21:37,980 --> 00:21:40,980 - Was it like, is that from Finding Nemo or? 560 00:21:40,980 --> 00:21:41,820 - That was really good. 561 00:21:41,820 --> 00:21:43,060 You should write a children's book. 562 00:21:43,060 --> 00:21:43,900 - Yeah. 563 00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:45,660 (laughing) 564 00:21:45,660 --> 00:21:49,380 - Also in another version, the reason for her watery escape 565 00:21:49,380 --> 00:21:53,180 was because she was ashamed about having a child 566 00:21:53,180 --> 00:21:54,660 with a mortal. 567 00:21:54,660 --> 00:21:55,540 - Oh. 568 00:21:55,540 --> 00:21:59,220 - So I don't know, the first version of the story is sad, 569 00:21:59,220 --> 00:22:02,700 but this one just breaks my heart a little bit. 570 00:22:02,700 --> 00:22:04,420 So I prefer the first. 571 00:22:04,420 --> 00:22:06,940 - Oh no, maybe figure your life out, you know. 572 00:22:06,940 --> 00:22:08,020 - Don't be ashamed to your kids. 573 00:22:08,020 --> 00:22:08,860 It's not there. 574 00:22:08,860 --> 00:22:09,700 They didn't do any of it. 575 00:22:09,700 --> 00:22:10,540 - You're the one with scale. 576 00:22:10,540 --> 00:22:11,700 - Your choice is. 577 00:22:11,700 --> 00:22:12,540 - Yeah. 578 00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:14,260 - Fins, jerf. 579 00:22:14,260 --> 00:22:16,820 - Especially because her daughter becomes the queen 580 00:22:16,820 --> 00:22:18,980 of Syria later. 581 00:22:18,980 --> 00:22:19,820 - Oh shit. 582 00:22:19,820 --> 00:22:20,660 - Yeah. 583 00:22:20,660 --> 00:22:22,500 - So there's really nothing to be ashamed about. 584 00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:25,260 - Seriously, she's like, what of? 585 00:22:25,260 --> 00:22:26,900 - Some queen material, okay. 586 00:22:26,900 --> 00:22:29,340 Just over here, crushing it, even though my mom's like, 587 00:22:29,340 --> 00:22:31,580 not that proud of me, whatever. 588 00:22:31,580 --> 00:22:32,740 Hopefully that's not true. 589 00:22:32,740 --> 00:22:36,780 Hopefully she was sad about killing her lover, 590 00:22:36,780 --> 00:22:37,980 doing sex. 591 00:22:37,980 --> 00:22:42,580 In any case, she was apparently too beautiful today. 592 00:22:42,580 --> 00:22:44,820 So she turned into a sea creature, 593 00:22:44,820 --> 00:22:48,260 human top, fish bottom, aka mermaid. 594 00:22:48,260 --> 00:22:49,100 Okay. 595 00:22:49,100 --> 00:22:50,580 So she went to kill herself in the sea 596 00:22:50,580 --> 00:22:52,660 and she just turned into a mermaid 597 00:22:52,660 --> 00:22:55,380 because the sea was like, you too beautiful girl. 598 00:22:55,380 --> 00:22:56,380 - Wow. 599 00:22:56,380 --> 00:22:58,420 - We're not killing you today. 600 00:22:58,420 --> 00:22:59,580 - All right. 601 00:22:59,580 --> 00:23:01,660 - We're just gonna give you gills n' fins. 602 00:23:01,660 --> 00:23:02,660 (laughing) 603 00:23:02,660 --> 00:23:04,460 - Like, that's not up to you. 604 00:23:04,460 --> 00:23:09,260 You creepy, ominous body of water. 605 00:23:09,260 --> 00:23:11,140 - I just love, I love myths. 606 00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:12,580 - There's a lot. - Yeah. 607 00:23:12,580 --> 00:23:14,100 - Very interesting. 608 00:23:14,100 --> 00:23:14,940 Okay. 609 00:23:14,940 --> 00:23:18,620 We're going to flow with a different current now. 610 00:23:18,620 --> 00:23:22,540 In 2012, a documentary was released 611 00:23:22,540 --> 00:23:24,860 in the US on Animal Planet. 612 00:23:24,860 --> 00:23:29,540 It was called Mermaids: The Body Found. 613 00:23:29,540 --> 00:23:32,460 As the title suggests, 614 00:23:32,460 --> 00:23:35,260 they're investigating the existence of mermaids. 615 00:23:35,260 --> 00:23:36,100 - Okay. 616 00:23:36,100 --> 00:23:39,100 - The first thing that inspired this documentary 617 00:23:39,100 --> 00:23:42,540 was the bloop, the bloop, 618 00:23:42,540 --> 00:23:45,820 a previously unexplained sound recorded under water 619 00:23:45,820 --> 00:23:48,780 by scientists in 1997. 620 00:23:48,780 --> 00:23:49,660 Okay. 621 00:23:49,660 --> 00:23:53,780 So, I want you to pull up the clip of the bloop, the bloop. 622 00:23:53,780 --> 00:23:54,620 - Oh yeah, there we go. 623 00:23:54,620 --> 00:23:56,180 Listen to the bloop. 624 00:23:56,180 --> 00:23:57,340 Don't mind if I do. 625 00:23:57,340 --> 00:23:58,660 - It's blue. 626 00:23:58,660 --> 00:24:01,100 - I feel like there's a lot of bloops in the ocean, 627 00:24:01,100 --> 00:24:02,380 you know? 628 00:24:02,380 --> 00:24:05,260 Bloops and fish poops. 629 00:24:05,260 --> 00:24:06,340 - I don't think bloops. 630 00:24:06,340 --> 00:24:08,180 - It literally goes bloop. 631 00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:10,700 (laughing) 632 00:24:10,700 --> 00:24:12,580 - So at the end of the documentary, 633 00:24:12,580 --> 00:24:15,220 they end up finding their own bloops. 634 00:24:15,220 --> 00:24:18,540 And long story short, they think the bloopities 635 00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:22,660 are sound made from mermaids communicating underwater. 636 00:24:22,660 --> 00:24:25,380 - That's how they communicate with farts? 637 00:24:25,380 --> 00:24:28,140 - Yeah, that's literally. 638 00:24:28,140 --> 00:24:29,900 - To mermaids, to fish fart? 639 00:24:29,900 --> 00:24:33,260 To fish a, I mean, they poop. 640 00:24:33,260 --> 00:24:34,740 They're buttholes. 641 00:24:34,740 --> 00:24:35,780 Do they fart? 642 00:24:35,780 --> 00:24:38,020 Somebody let us know with fish farts. 643 00:24:38,020 --> 00:24:39,260 - She's Google-ing it. 644 00:24:39,260 --> 00:24:41,100 (laughing) 645 00:24:41,100 --> 00:24:42,980 - This is so weird. 646 00:24:42,980 --> 00:24:44,820 The answer is weird. 647 00:24:44,820 --> 00:24:46,580 It's a little, I don't know. 648 00:24:46,580 --> 00:24:47,740 - It's not a answer, no? 649 00:24:47,740 --> 00:24:49,380 - It's not a, yeah, okay. 650 00:24:49,380 --> 00:24:52,780 So if you consider farting to be the byproduct 651 00:24:52,780 --> 00:24:57,180 of digestion in parentheses, guesses, 652 00:24:57,180 --> 00:24:59,660 expelled solely through the rear end, 653 00:24:59,660 --> 00:25:02,660 then no, most fish don't fart. 654 00:25:02,660 --> 00:25:07,460 But apparently they, it seems like, 655 00:25:07,460 --> 00:25:10,820 it seems like yes, they fart, 656 00:25:10,820 --> 00:25:13,420 but maybe not in a way that we think of it. 657 00:25:13,420 --> 00:25:14,580 - Do they fart out their mouth? 658 00:25:14,580 --> 00:25:15,860 Is that what the bubbles come from? 659 00:25:15,860 --> 00:25:17,860 They go bloop, bloop, bloop, 660 00:25:17,860 --> 00:25:19,020 from their mouth? 661 00:25:19,020 --> 00:25:20,540 - Listen to this, that's okay. 662 00:25:20,540 --> 00:25:23,260 So I was reading just the portion of it 663 00:25:23,260 --> 00:25:25,780 that I could see in the Google preview. 664 00:25:25,780 --> 00:25:27,580 So I click the link and it says, 665 00:25:27,580 --> 00:25:31,620 "Most fish don't fart with the exception 666 00:25:31,620 --> 00:25:35,380 "of herring and sand sharks." 667 00:25:35,380 --> 00:25:36,700 Apparently they fart. 668 00:25:36,700 --> 00:25:41,220 - Herring and sand sharks. 669 00:25:41,220 --> 00:25:43,100 - Uh-huh, see it sharks fart? 670 00:25:43,100 --> 00:25:44,820 - I guess so. 671 00:25:44,820 --> 00:25:46,700 - That is a really fun shark fact 672 00:25:46,700 --> 00:25:48,940 that you're never gonna forget. 673 00:25:48,940 --> 00:25:49,780 - No. 674 00:25:49,780 --> 00:25:50,980 - And we're gonna share with everyone 675 00:25:50,980 --> 00:25:53,940 who shows a little bit of interest in sharks. 676 00:25:53,940 --> 00:25:55,900 - That is so weird. 677 00:25:55,900 --> 00:25:57,780 - Sharks are in this episode too. 678 00:25:57,780 --> 00:25:58,620 - I'm really good. 679 00:25:58,620 --> 00:26:00,500 I'm going down a rabbit hole with this. 680 00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:01,340 - Okay. 681 00:26:01,340 --> 00:26:02,980 - Get out of your rabbit hole, we gotta finish. 682 00:26:02,980 --> 00:26:05,940 - Yeah, I found a university of Maryland, 683 00:26:05,940 --> 00:26:08,180 quote, on the fish farting and, 684 00:26:08,180 --> 00:26:09,020 - Okay, read it. 685 00:26:09,020 --> 00:26:11,300 - They say, "No one knows for sure 686 00:26:11,300 --> 00:26:14,900 "what purpose farting serves in any fish." 687 00:26:14,900 --> 00:26:19,860 - Well, I just got to wish. 688 00:26:19,860 --> 00:26:22,900 - The wildlife is really fucking mysterious. 689 00:26:22,900 --> 00:26:23,740 - Yeah. 690 00:26:23,740 --> 00:26:25,380 (whooshing) 691 00:26:25,380 --> 00:26:28,700 - You guys, we have something really exciting to share with you. 692 00:26:28,700 --> 00:26:32,860 - Let's hear a few words from our new pod besties. 693 00:26:32,860 --> 00:26:33,860 - Hi, I'm Shaun. 694 00:26:33,860 --> 00:26:34,780 - And I'm John. 695 00:26:34,780 --> 00:26:36,660 - We're the hosts of Sins and Survivors, 696 00:26:36,660 --> 00:26:38,820 a Las Vegas True Crime podcast. 697 00:26:38,820 --> 00:26:41,020 Each week we cover important true crime stories 698 00:26:41,020 --> 00:26:43,980 from Nevada, focusing on the Las Vegas area. 699 00:26:43,980 --> 00:26:45,940 We cover current cases in the news, 700 00:26:45,940 --> 00:26:48,340 as well as cold cases and missing persons, 701 00:26:48,340 --> 00:26:50,020 but there's a twist. 702 00:26:50,020 --> 00:26:51,780 - Our focus is primarily on crimes 703 00:26:51,780 --> 00:26:53,740 with a domestic violence component. 704 00:26:53,740 --> 00:26:56,020 Sins and survivors is centered on the victims 705 00:26:56,020 --> 00:26:57,820 and the families they leave behind. 706 00:26:57,820 --> 00:26:59,980 Our goal is not only to tell the stories, 707 00:26:59,980 --> 00:27:02,060 but also provide victims with resources 708 00:27:02,060 --> 00:27:03,940 to help in their own lives. 709 00:27:03,940 --> 00:27:05,500 - We're focused on Las Vegas, 710 00:27:05,500 --> 00:27:08,020 but as we'll remind you in every episode, 711 00:27:08,020 --> 00:27:10,820 what happens here happens everywhere. 712 00:27:10,820 --> 00:27:13,060 So listen now wherever you get your podcasts 713 00:27:13,060 --> 00:27:15,540 or just visit Sins and Survivors.com. 714 00:27:15,540 --> 00:27:18,060 - Check them out, creepy people. 715 00:27:18,060 --> 00:27:20,740 You can find their info in our show notes. 716 00:27:20,740 --> 00:27:24,940 - Okay, back to this documentary. 717 00:27:24,940 --> 00:27:29,620 They go on to explain how mermaids could exist 718 00:27:29,620 --> 00:27:32,700 using the aquatic ape theory, 719 00:27:32,700 --> 00:27:35,740 which in the absolute simplest terms, 720 00:27:35,740 --> 00:27:37,980 I'm not gonna deep dive on the aquatic apes, 721 00:27:37,980 --> 00:27:41,660 but it is that some of us evolved into sea humans 722 00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:43,620 instead of land humans, basically. 723 00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:44,900 - Okay, great. 724 00:27:44,900 --> 00:27:49,900 They feature a NOAA scientist really legitimizing things 725 00:27:49,900 --> 00:27:53,020 'cause Noah stands for National Oceanic 726 00:27:53,020 --> 00:27:55,140 and Atmospheric Administration. 727 00:27:55,140 --> 00:27:57,300 - Yeah. - Is real. 728 00:27:57,300 --> 00:27:59,100 - That makes me a little nervous though. 729 00:27:59,100 --> 00:28:02,100 Like I mean, I don't know. 730 00:28:02,100 --> 00:28:02,940 - It's a real thing. 731 00:28:02,940 --> 00:28:03,780 NOAA's a real thing. 732 00:28:03,780 --> 00:28:05,260 - Noah's for sure. - NOAA's for sure, legit. 733 00:28:05,260 --> 00:28:07,940 - Yeah. - So this is legit, you know? 734 00:28:07,940 --> 00:28:11,020 How out of context are they gonna quote this person 735 00:28:11,020 --> 00:28:12,860 to make it fit their documentary? 736 00:28:12,860 --> 00:28:14,460 - Oh, it wasn't out of context. 737 00:28:14,460 --> 00:28:15,900 He was in the documentary. 738 00:28:15,900 --> 00:28:18,660 He was their expert. 739 00:28:18,660 --> 00:28:20,180 - Okay. - Yeah. 740 00:28:20,180 --> 00:28:21,340 - Right. 741 00:28:21,340 --> 00:28:22,940 - Throughout the documentary, 742 00:28:22,940 --> 00:28:27,020 they go over all kinds of historical, scientific video 743 00:28:27,020 --> 00:28:29,220 and even physical evidence. 744 00:28:29,220 --> 00:28:32,620 I mean, it's called the body found, right? 745 00:28:32,620 --> 00:28:36,340 So like they have a body assume, assume, 746 00:28:36,340 --> 00:28:37,780 - Presumably. - Presumably. 747 00:28:37,780 --> 00:28:39,180 - Assumably. 748 00:28:39,180 --> 00:28:41,100 Assumably. - I meant presumably, 749 00:28:41,100 --> 00:28:42,940 but Assumably. - But Assumably, sounds cooler. 750 00:28:42,940 --> 00:28:46,820 - This is our apology and making up words podcast. 751 00:28:46,820 --> 00:28:49,260 And then every time that we make up a new word, 752 00:28:49,260 --> 00:28:51,500 we laugh at it and then apologize. 753 00:28:51,500 --> 00:28:54,020 - Every time we make up a new word, you have to drink. 754 00:28:54,020 --> 00:28:55,940 (laughing) 755 00:28:55,940 --> 00:28:57,300 - Oh my God, people will die. 756 00:28:57,300 --> 00:28:58,700 - I know. - Long with Caitlyn saying, 757 00:28:58,700 --> 00:29:01,620 "No, no, no, no." 758 00:29:01,620 --> 00:29:05,900 - Okay, so as I've learned from the Mel's Hole episode, 759 00:29:05,900 --> 00:29:10,900 I need to give a trigger warning for violence towards sharks. 760 00:29:10,900 --> 00:29:12,260 - Oh. 761 00:29:12,260 --> 00:29:14,100 - Told you there were sharks in this episode. 762 00:29:14,100 --> 00:29:15,420 - Yeah. 763 00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:18,500 - So the team found a dead shark 764 00:29:18,500 --> 00:29:22,220 with a peculiar spear hole in it. 765 00:29:22,220 --> 00:29:25,380 They say it's from a weapon made out 766 00:29:25,380 --> 00:29:28,220 of a steam raised hail thing of a bob. 767 00:29:28,220 --> 00:29:29,020 I don't know what it's called, 768 00:29:29,020 --> 00:29:30,740 thing of a bob, really. 769 00:29:30,740 --> 00:29:32,940 (laughing) 770 00:29:32,940 --> 00:29:34,740 - I just can't help myself, would I? 771 00:29:34,740 --> 00:29:35,980 - I mean, clearly. 772 00:29:35,980 --> 00:29:37,260 (laughing) 773 00:29:37,260 --> 00:29:38,100 - Who's it? 774 00:29:38,100 --> 00:29:38,940 - Who's it? 775 00:29:38,940 --> 00:29:39,780 - Yeah, that's right. 776 00:29:39,780 --> 00:29:41,260 - Who's it and what's it? 777 00:29:41,260 --> 00:29:44,660 - But, oh, well wait, there's more. 778 00:29:44,660 --> 00:29:45,660 - More, yes. 779 00:29:45,660 --> 00:29:50,020 - They also find bones inside the shark's belly. 780 00:29:50,020 --> 00:29:55,020 They are able to identify some pretty human looking parts. 781 00:29:55,020 --> 00:29:56,900 - Oh, yeah. 782 00:29:56,900 --> 00:29:59,100 Like something close to human anyway. 783 00:29:59,100 --> 00:30:00,380 - No thanks. 784 00:30:00,380 --> 00:30:01,780 - Like maybe a mermaid. 785 00:30:01,780 --> 00:30:03,340 - Like, yeah. 786 00:30:03,340 --> 00:30:05,220 - Adding wind to their sails, 787 00:30:05,220 --> 00:30:07,500 they disclose a cell phone video 788 00:30:07,500 --> 00:30:10,100 with a found footage vibe. 789 00:30:10,100 --> 00:30:12,860 It showed some kids on a Washington beach 790 00:30:12,860 --> 00:30:15,380 that found a bunch of dead whales. 791 00:30:15,380 --> 00:30:17,900 And this is like a whole other thing in the documentary. 792 00:30:17,900 --> 00:30:20,100 Basically, they claim it's from the military testing 793 00:30:20,100 --> 00:30:21,260 Sonar or weapons. 794 00:30:21,260 --> 00:30:22,500 - Oh no. 795 00:30:22,500 --> 00:30:26,180 - But that's not even the weird part of this video. 796 00:30:26,180 --> 00:30:27,180 - Oh, okay. 797 00:30:27,180 --> 00:30:28,900 - Amongst these whales, 798 00:30:28,900 --> 00:30:32,180 there is the body of what appears to be a mermaid. 799 00:30:32,180 --> 00:30:33,220 I'm gonna have you watch it. 800 00:30:33,220 --> 00:30:34,700 There is a jump scare at the end, 801 00:30:34,700 --> 00:30:36,740 which is why I'm ruining it for you. 802 00:30:36,740 --> 00:30:38,660 - I'm already sweating. 803 00:30:38,660 --> 00:30:40,340 I'm telling you, there's a jump scare. 804 00:30:40,340 --> 00:30:43,220 So don't like, it's still going away. 805 00:30:43,220 --> 00:30:46,140 - You see the whales and the kids? 806 00:30:46,140 --> 00:30:46,980 - Yeah. 807 00:30:46,980 --> 00:30:49,740 This definitely looks like found footage, right? 808 00:30:49,740 --> 00:30:50,580 - Yeah. 809 00:30:50,580 --> 00:30:51,780 - Totally. 810 00:30:51,780 --> 00:30:53,340 Not at all like Cloverfield. 811 00:30:53,340 --> 00:30:56,420 Definitely from a cell phone. 812 00:30:56,420 --> 00:30:59,180 A 20, like, 2012 cell phone. 813 00:30:59,180 --> 00:31:00,020 - Yeah. 814 00:31:00,020 --> 00:31:01,420 - Two early 2000s. 815 00:31:01,420 --> 00:31:02,460 - Ew, ew, ew. 816 00:31:02,460 --> 00:31:04,060 - No, no, no, no. 817 00:31:04,060 --> 00:31:05,060 - She's just a mermaid. 818 00:31:05,060 --> 00:31:10,900 - Can you describe it for us? 819 00:31:10,900 --> 00:31:11,900 (screams) 820 00:31:11,900 --> 00:31:13,580 - I told you there's jump scare. 821 00:31:13,580 --> 00:31:17,220 I know, but I didn't know when it was gonna happen, so. 822 00:31:17,220 --> 00:31:21,740 And I saw her fingers move and then I thought that was it. 823 00:31:21,740 --> 00:31:23,540 I thought maybe that was the jump scare. 824 00:31:23,540 --> 00:31:25,580 - She had like teeth, right? 825 00:31:25,580 --> 00:31:29,820 Like jaggedy teeth or am I making this up? 826 00:31:29,820 --> 00:31:31,260 - No, I think she did. 827 00:31:31,260 --> 00:31:32,700 (gasps) 828 00:31:32,700 --> 00:31:33,860 - Okay. 829 00:31:33,860 --> 00:31:36,700 - I do both of the face. 830 00:31:36,700 --> 00:31:37,700 - Yeah. 831 00:31:37,700 --> 00:31:41,580 I mean, it's really blurry, so it's really hard to tell. 832 00:31:41,580 --> 00:31:44,460 What it is you're seeing, but everything that you can make out 833 00:31:44,460 --> 00:31:48,500 is not gonna lie, it's pretty horrifying. 834 00:31:48,500 --> 00:31:54,740 - Yeah, some more like a Zimbabwe mermaid, like a meme. 835 00:31:54,740 --> 00:31:57,260 Like, I, yeah. 836 00:31:58,420 --> 00:32:01,740 I mean, it looks like basically in this section 837 00:32:01,740 --> 00:32:06,660 of the phone footage that this teenager 838 00:32:06,660 --> 00:32:09,620 and maybe his buddy who's off camera, 839 00:32:09,620 --> 00:32:12,540 like come onto the beach and they see all the whales 840 00:32:12,540 --> 00:32:15,620 and everything, and then they see kind of like, 841 00:32:15,620 --> 00:32:18,620 it honestly just looks like a pile of like rubbage 842 00:32:18,620 --> 00:32:22,540 or something, and he goes up to whatever this is 843 00:32:22,540 --> 00:32:24,860 and like it's kind of like poking at it. 844 00:32:24,860 --> 00:32:29,780 And then all of a sudden you see like fingers moving, 845 00:32:29,780 --> 00:32:31,700 and I was like, oh, maybe that's the part 846 00:32:31,700 --> 00:32:32,940 that's supposed to jump scare me 847 00:32:32,940 --> 00:32:34,860 'cause like I wasn't expecting that. 848 00:32:34,860 --> 00:32:36,700 No, no, that's not it. 849 00:32:36,700 --> 00:32:38,300 - That's not the jump scare. 850 00:32:38,300 --> 00:32:39,140 - Okay. 851 00:32:39,140 --> 00:32:42,300 - Yeah, 'cause that would be stupid. 852 00:32:42,300 --> 00:32:43,980 Who would even think that's the jump scare? 853 00:32:43,980 --> 00:32:45,580 - I should have put the time in there, sorry. 854 00:32:45,580 --> 00:32:47,300 - I thought it was gonna be plenty of warning 855 00:32:47,300 --> 00:32:49,180 about those jump scare kind of. 856 00:32:49,180 --> 00:32:51,420 - No, I should have known that that wasn't gonna be 857 00:32:51,420 --> 00:32:53,140 the jump scare, but I was like, 858 00:32:53,140 --> 00:32:56,300 oh, that was so scary, your fingers made. 859 00:32:56,300 --> 00:32:58,900 - When she jumps up and was like screaming in this place, 860 00:32:58,900 --> 00:33:02,860 it's based on whether pre-be siren scream 861 00:33:02,860 --> 00:33:06,060 and, yeah, it's not kind of covered that. 862 00:33:06,060 --> 00:33:08,220 - Yeah, you did a great job, thank you. 863 00:33:08,220 --> 00:33:10,300 'Cause I didn't pull it up 'cause I've seen it. 864 00:33:10,300 --> 00:33:11,140 (gasps) 865 00:33:11,140 --> 00:33:12,420 I was intense. 866 00:33:12,420 --> 00:33:14,020 - So at the end of this documentary, 867 00:33:14,020 --> 00:33:15,580 they claim that the government came 868 00:33:15,580 --> 00:33:18,940 and took all their evidence except for the kid's cell phone video. 869 00:33:18,940 --> 00:33:19,780 Okay. 870 00:33:20,820 --> 00:33:23,860 They had a website, believeinmermades.com. 871 00:33:23,860 --> 00:33:27,220 And if you visited this website, 872 00:33:27,220 --> 00:33:29,780 it had a government alert that popped up, 873 00:33:29,780 --> 00:33:32,980 saying, "US Department of Justice and Homeland Security 874 00:33:32,980 --> 00:33:35,020 has seized to the site." 875 00:33:35,020 --> 00:33:37,980 And, simulating, this is a federal cover-up. 876 00:33:37,980 --> 00:33:40,540 Okay. 877 00:33:40,540 --> 00:33:44,100 The site no longer exists today, unfortunately. 878 00:33:44,100 --> 00:33:44,940 - What? 879 00:33:44,940 --> 00:33:46,300 - I know. 880 00:33:46,300 --> 00:33:47,700 The government took it. 881 00:33:47,700 --> 00:33:48,820 Oh, right, right, right, right. 882 00:33:48,820 --> 00:33:50,180 If the government was taking a site, 883 00:33:50,180 --> 00:33:52,940 why would they put up a screen alert? 884 00:33:52,940 --> 00:33:53,940 - They would just take it. 885 00:33:53,940 --> 00:33:54,780 - I think, yeah. 886 00:33:54,780 --> 00:33:56,940 - I think they just erased from history. 887 00:33:56,940 --> 00:33:58,940 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 888 00:33:58,940 --> 00:34:01,140 After many people watched this documentary, 889 00:34:01,140 --> 00:34:05,940 as it was presented as factual with scientists and evidence 890 00:34:05,940 --> 00:34:09,260 and everything, animal planet emits, 891 00:34:09,260 --> 00:34:13,300 this is nearly a speculative documentary, 892 00:34:13,300 --> 00:34:15,860 saying, quote, "The film is science fiction 893 00:34:15,860 --> 00:34:19,860 using science as a springboard into imagination." 894 00:34:19,860 --> 00:34:21,100 - I'll say. 895 00:34:21,100 --> 00:34:23,860 Yeah, I think that's putting it rather mildly, 896 00:34:23,860 --> 00:34:25,340 if I'm being honest. 897 00:34:25,340 --> 00:34:28,900 - There is also a quote from Noah. 898 00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:29,740 - Great. 899 00:34:29,740 --> 00:34:30,580 I can't wait. 900 00:34:30,580 --> 00:34:34,500 - No evidence of aquatic humanoids has ever been found. 901 00:34:34,500 --> 00:34:35,340 - What? 902 00:34:35,340 --> 00:34:36,180 - To have put that in there. 903 00:34:36,180 --> 00:34:37,020 - To science. 904 00:34:37,020 --> 00:34:40,100 - Just stating all, I'm bringing all of the evidence here. 905 00:34:40,100 --> 00:34:40,940 Okay. 906 00:34:40,940 --> 00:34:41,780 - Toads. 907 00:34:41,780 --> 00:34:46,460 - There was a not very obvious disclaimer 908 00:34:46,460 --> 00:34:48,020 at the end of the documentary. 909 00:34:48,020 --> 00:34:53,020 - Okay, most people missed stating that some of the evidence 910 00:34:53,020 --> 00:34:55,140 were fictional. 911 00:34:55,140 --> 00:34:55,980 - What? 912 00:34:55,980 --> 00:34:56,820 - Some. 913 00:34:56,820 --> 00:34:57,660 (laughing) 914 00:34:57,660 --> 00:34:59,660 - Try like 95%. 915 00:34:59,660 --> 00:35:04,020 And it's like a tiny writing, too. 916 00:35:04,020 --> 00:35:05,260 - Yeah, yeah. 917 00:35:05,260 --> 00:35:07,100 - All right. 918 00:35:07,100 --> 00:35:07,940 - It's just ridiculous, so. 919 00:35:07,940 --> 00:35:08,940 - Yeah. 920 00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:13,260 - It wasn't just that they faked some videos with CGI. 921 00:35:13,260 --> 00:35:15,340 Obviously, the cell phone video was not 922 00:35:15,340 --> 00:35:17,620 from an early 2000s phone. 923 00:35:17,620 --> 00:35:18,460 - No. 924 00:35:18,460 --> 00:35:22,860 - It was literally in cinematic proportions 925 00:35:22,860 --> 00:35:24,340 or whatever it's called ratio. 926 00:35:24,340 --> 00:35:25,180 - Right. 927 00:35:25,180 --> 00:35:27,700 - So it was like the quality was too good. 928 00:35:27,700 --> 00:35:30,340 - Yeah, it was perfectly pixelated. 929 00:35:30,340 --> 00:35:31,180 - Yeah. 930 00:35:31,180 --> 00:35:35,260 - It really does remind me of parts of Cloverfield. 931 00:35:35,260 --> 00:35:36,100 - Yeah. 932 00:35:36,100 --> 00:35:36,940 - Yeah. 933 00:35:36,940 --> 00:35:37,780 - And I was like, all right. 934 00:35:37,780 --> 00:35:39,620 - And cell phone videos back then, 935 00:35:39,620 --> 00:35:42,060 they were pretty, it was mostly just photos. 936 00:35:42,060 --> 00:35:44,740 I don't think videos were a super huge thing, 937 00:35:44,740 --> 00:35:45,740 but they were not. 938 00:35:45,740 --> 00:35:47,580 - I think it was a terrible quality. 939 00:35:47,580 --> 00:35:48,420 - Yeah. 940 00:35:48,420 --> 00:35:49,240 - Yeah. 941 00:35:49,240 --> 00:35:50,080 - So it's pretty funny. 942 00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:50,920 You can still watch that. 943 00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:52,080 Obviously, Kate would just watch it, 944 00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:53,220 so we'll link it. 945 00:35:53,220 --> 00:35:54,540 - Sure did. 946 00:35:54,540 --> 00:35:55,380 - It's fun. 947 00:35:55,380 --> 00:35:59,180 - So not only that fake video, 948 00:35:59,180 --> 00:36:03,780 they faked historical facts and used actors as scientists. 949 00:36:03,780 --> 00:36:06,980 They misused scientific theories, 950 00:36:06,980 --> 00:36:08,500 like the aquatic ape theory, 951 00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:11,100 just that their own completely made up theories. 952 00:36:11,100 --> 00:36:11,940 - Okay. 953 00:36:11,940 --> 00:36:14,860 - I'm sorry, they're scientific springboard 954 00:36:14,860 --> 00:36:16,140 into imagination. 955 00:36:17,500 --> 00:36:18,340 - All right. 956 00:36:18,340 --> 00:36:22,140 Also, I wanna say I wasn't able to watch 957 00:36:22,140 --> 00:36:23,340 this whole documentary. 958 00:36:23,340 --> 00:36:24,940 I didn't wanna like pay for it. 959 00:36:24,940 --> 00:36:27,380 So I found some clips on YouTube 960 00:36:27,380 --> 00:36:31,380 and I got most of my info from the unbelievers podcast. 961 00:36:31,380 --> 00:36:35,380 They do a hilarious deep dive review of the entire thing. 962 00:36:35,380 --> 00:36:37,100 It's really good and really funny. 963 00:36:37,100 --> 00:36:38,660 So you should listen to that. 964 00:36:38,660 --> 00:36:40,700 - That sounds, yeah. 965 00:36:40,700 --> 00:36:42,580 That'll be listening to that. 966 00:36:42,580 --> 00:36:43,900 - That. 967 00:36:43,900 --> 00:36:48,260 - In May 2013, Animal Planet aired an extended cut 968 00:36:48,260 --> 00:36:50,500 of Mermaids, the body found, 969 00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:55,500 and a sequel to the speculative documentary, Mermaids, 970 00:36:55,500 --> 00:36:57,940 new evidence. 971 00:36:57,940 --> 00:36:58,940 - Oh. 972 00:36:58,940 --> 00:37:01,260 - In this one for Monsters Week. 973 00:37:01,260 --> 00:37:02,180 - Okay. 974 00:37:02,180 --> 00:37:04,540 - It was, at least in 2013, 975 00:37:04,540 --> 00:37:08,100 the most watched telecast on Animal Planet. 976 00:37:08,100 --> 00:37:08,940 - Wow. 977 00:37:08,940 --> 00:37:09,780 - Wow. 978 00:37:09,780 --> 00:37:12,020 - Even after the scandal. 979 00:37:13,100 --> 00:37:15,540 - That's, okay, I'm sorry. 980 00:37:15,540 --> 00:37:19,020 There's more of this, like significantly more. 981 00:37:19,020 --> 00:37:20,380 - There's more. 982 00:37:20,380 --> 00:37:21,620 I just, 983 00:37:21,620 --> 00:37:22,460 - I know. 984 00:37:22,460 --> 00:37:23,780 I don't know anything about the second one, 985 00:37:23,780 --> 00:37:24,940 but over the extended, 986 00:37:24,940 --> 00:37:28,580 but like I kind of wanna see what it's all about, you know? 987 00:37:28,580 --> 00:37:29,420 - Yeah. 988 00:37:29,420 --> 00:37:30,780 Yeah, I mean, I'm not gonna lie. 989 00:37:30,780 --> 00:37:32,580 I'm tempted. 990 00:37:32,580 --> 00:37:34,300 - Okay, now I know what you're thinking. 991 00:37:34,300 --> 00:37:39,300 But Cassie, what about the blue? 992 00:37:39,300 --> 00:37:42,220 - Oh, yes, I was thinking that. 993 00:37:42,220 --> 00:37:44,460 'Cause that is real. 994 00:37:44,460 --> 00:37:47,100 That is hard evidence, this blue. 995 00:37:47,100 --> 00:37:49,500 - I don't even know what to believe anymore. 996 00:37:49,500 --> 00:37:50,900 (laughs) 997 00:37:50,900 --> 00:37:54,420 - As it turns out, back in 2005, 998 00:37:54,420 --> 00:37:58,740 which I think this documentary was 2012. 999 00:37:58,740 --> 00:37:59,580 - Okay. 1000 00:37:59,580 --> 00:38:01,660 - 2005. 1001 00:38:01,660 --> 00:38:03,940 - Real Noah scientist had already figured out 1002 00:38:03,940 --> 00:38:08,140 that the sound recorded was just a big old glacier fart. 1003 00:38:08,140 --> 00:38:11,260 - Wow, it's a fart. 1004 00:38:11,260 --> 00:38:13,580 - So it was a fart after all. 1005 00:38:13,580 --> 00:38:14,420 (laughs) 1006 00:38:14,420 --> 00:38:15,820 We were not wrong. 1007 00:38:15,820 --> 00:38:16,660 - Okay. 1008 00:38:16,660 --> 00:38:17,460 - Well. 1009 00:38:17,460 --> 00:38:20,860 - Okay, like that's not the technical term for it. 1010 00:38:20,860 --> 00:38:21,700 - It's a matter of. 1011 00:38:21,700 --> 00:38:24,700 - I mean, they call them ice quakes 1012 00:38:24,700 --> 00:38:28,540 when an iceberg cracks and breaks away from the glacier. 1013 00:38:28,540 --> 00:38:30,900 It causes, you know, bubbles that go, 1014 00:38:30,900 --> 00:38:31,940 (blows raspberry) 1015 00:38:31,940 --> 00:38:35,100 I mean, first of all, not very descriptive. 1016 00:38:35,100 --> 00:38:38,900 Second of all, not at all amusing or humorous. 1017 00:38:38,900 --> 00:38:41,500 - I know, like ice quakes, glacier farts. 1018 00:38:41,500 --> 00:38:42,340 - Yeah. 1019 00:38:42,340 --> 00:38:44,220 - Same thing, which one sounds better coming out of your mouth. 1020 00:38:44,220 --> 00:38:46,220 - Obviously, one of them is better. 1021 00:38:46,220 --> 00:38:47,500 - Yeah. 1022 00:38:47,500 --> 00:38:48,340 Farts. 1023 00:38:48,340 --> 00:38:49,340 - You be the judge. 1024 00:38:49,340 --> 00:38:50,460 (laughs) 1025 00:38:50,460 --> 00:38:51,300 - 'Cause we're 12. 1026 00:38:51,300 --> 00:38:54,300 - Even though unfortunately, 1027 00:38:54,300 --> 00:38:56,980 this documentary's speculative documentary 1028 00:38:56,980 --> 00:38:58,780 ended up being fake, 1029 00:38:58,780 --> 00:39:01,500 with water being 71% of our planet 1030 00:39:01,500 --> 00:39:05,940 and not quite 25% of that sea floor is mapped. 1031 00:39:05,940 --> 00:39:08,900 And only 5% actually explored. 1032 00:39:08,900 --> 00:39:10,580 - Mm-hmm. 1033 00:39:10,580 --> 00:39:16,020 Who knows what could be lurking in the deep blue? 1034 00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:18,740 - We're still here to believe in mermaids. 1035 00:39:18,740 --> 00:39:19,580 - Yeah. 1036 00:39:19,580 --> 00:39:22,980 - I'm sure it's all like totally chill stuff down there. 1037 00:39:22,980 --> 00:39:24,460 - Yes. 1038 00:39:24,460 --> 00:39:26,900 - Well, because mermaids are real. 1039 00:39:26,900 --> 00:39:27,860 They are. 1040 00:39:27,860 --> 00:39:30,980 There is even a mermaid museum near Aberdeen. 1041 00:39:30,980 --> 00:39:31,980 - Ooh. 1042 00:39:31,980 --> 00:39:33,620 - Washington. 1043 00:39:33,620 --> 00:39:37,620 The nonprofit International Mermaid Museum is open daily 1044 00:39:37,620 --> 00:39:40,420 with extremely reasonable admission rates. 1045 00:39:40,420 --> 00:39:41,420 - Okay. 1046 00:39:41,420 --> 00:39:45,060 - The museum is, quote, dedicated to teaching ocean ecology 1047 00:39:45,060 --> 00:39:47,100 from the sea shore to sea floor, 1048 00:39:47,100 --> 00:39:48,940 immersed in mermaid mythology, 1049 00:39:48,940 --> 00:39:51,500 unifying oceanic cultures. 1050 00:39:51,500 --> 00:39:53,180 - Love it. 1051 00:39:53,180 --> 00:39:55,420 - So if you'd like to contribute to the museum, 1052 00:39:55,420 --> 00:39:58,340 you can donate mermaid memorabilia 1053 00:39:58,340 --> 00:40:00,700 and marine life artifacts 1054 00:40:00,700 --> 00:40:03,260 or donate a brick or a bench. 1055 00:40:03,780 --> 00:40:04,780 - Ooh. 1056 00:40:04,780 --> 00:40:06,540 - Links are in the episode description. 1057 00:40:06,540 --> 00:40:10,540 There is also a mermaid festival, April 12th through April 19th, 1058 00:40:10,540 --> 00:40:11,540 2025. 1059 00:40:11,540 --> 00:40:13,780 So next year we miss this year's, it was in April. 1060 00:40:13,780 --> 00:40:14,620 - So damn it. 1061 00:40:14,620 --> 00:40:16,220 - Next year, though, we can go. 1062 00:40:16,220 --> 00:40:19,900 And it has, this is at the museum. 1063 00:40:19,900 --> 00:40:24,340 It has the Northwest famous Una, the mermaid. 1064 00:40:24,340 --> 00:40:25,180 - Ooh. 1065 00:40:25,180 --> 00:40:28,300 - She'll be performing underwater in her tank every day. 1066 00:40:28,300 --> 00:40:30,580 I actually saw her tank, I realized, 1067 00:40:30,580 --> 00:40:32,460 when I went to St. Helens for Halloween town, 1068 00:40:32,460 --> 00:40:33,300 she was there. 1069 00:40:33,300 --> 00:40:34,140 - Yeah. 1070 00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:34,980 - Oh, that's fun. 1071 00:40:34,980 --> 00:40:36,580 - So I have like a picture of her tank. 1072 00:40:36,580 --> 00:40:39,260 It has a tarp over it and you can just see like mermaid 1073 00:40:39,260 --> 00:40:40,100 underneath it. 1074 00:40:40,100 --> 00:40:40,940 You can see the moon apart. 1075 00:40:40,940 --> 00:40:44,500 And I was just scared to like peep behind the curtain 1076 00:40:44,500 --> 00:40:46,540 'cause I'm a sucker for like rules. 1077 00:40:46,540 --> 00:40:49,820 And I don't want to get in trouble by touching things, 1078 00:40:49,820 --> 00:40:51,900 but no touching. 1079 00:40:51,900 --> 00:40:53,820 - I know, unfortunately I went like during the day 1080 00:40:53,820 --> 00:40:55,700 on a weekday, so they're where, yeah. 1081 00:40:55,700 --> 00:40:56,940 That was down by the water. 1082 00:40:56,940 --> 00:40:59,620 I think they have like a little festival area. 1083 00:40:59,620 --> 00:41:00,620 - Yeah. 1084 00:41:00,620 --> 00:41:01,620 - That sounds like cool. 1085 00:41:01,620 --> 00:41:03,260 - I know, we should go one time at night. 1086 00:41:03,260 --> 00:41:04,100 - Cool. 1087 00:41:04,100 --> 00:41:04,940 - And they are show. 1088 00:41:04,940 --> 00:41:06,940 - I want to see Una, she's so cool. 1089 00:41:06,940 --> 00:41:07,940 - Cool. 1090 00:41:07,940 --> 00:41:10,180 - Okay, I told you I'd bring this back. 1091 00:41:10,180 --> 00:41:13,580 A gathering of mermaids can be called a gossip. 1092 00:41:13,580 --> 00:41:14,580 - Ooh. 1093 00:41:14,580 --> 00:41:15,580 - I thought that was funny too 1094 00:41:15,580 --> 00:41:20,740 'cause we just did our little podcast astrology birth chart. 1095 00:41:20,740 --> 00:41:21,580 - Oh yeah. 1096 00:41:21,580 --> 00:41:23,820 - And we were talking about like we were Gemini 1097 00:41:23,820 --> 00:41:26,100 and we were all about like gossiping 1098 00:41:26,100 --> 00:41:29,060 and we were also talking about like good gossip 1099 00:41:29,060 --> 00:41:30,700 and bad gossip. 1100 00:41:30,700 --> 00:41:31,540 - Yeah. 1101 00:41:31,540 --> 00:41:33,540 - And I was listening to a podcast the other day 1102 00:41:33,540 --> 00:41:36,420 that was like you know, like there is a difference 1103 00:41:36,420 --> 00:41:39,260 between there is good gossip and there is bad gossip 1104 00:41:39,260 --> 00:41:41,300 and I'm like we were debating that. 1105 00:41:41,300 --> 00:41:42,140 - Yeah. 1106 00:41:42,140 --> 00:41:43,140 - Yeah. 1107 00:41:43,140 --> 00:41:43,980 - Yeah. 1108 00:41:43,980 --> 00:41:46,940 - And then I was listening to this other podcast 1109 00:41:46,940 --> 00:41:50,540 and they were saying that gossip was only made to be, 1110 00:41:50,540 --> 00:41:53,060 like have a bad connotation because it was like women 1111 00:41:53,060 --> 00:41:56,660 doing the gossiping about men in the patriarchy. 1112 00:41:56,660 --> 00:41:58,580 So you know, we need to take back the gossip. 1113 00:41:58,580 --> 00:42:00,820 It's not, if it's not mean spirited, 1114 00:42:01,700 --> 00:42:02,540 it's fine. 1115 00:42:02,540 --> 00:42:03,700 And it can still be called gossip 1116 00:42:03,700 --> 00:42:05,500 without the negative connotation. 1117 00:42:05,500 --> 00:42:06,340 - Yeah. 1118 00:42:06,340 --> 00:42:07,180 - Also mermaids. 1119 00:42:07,180 --> 00:42:11,580 But more often a group of mermaids is called a pod. 1120 00:42:11,580 --> 00:42:12,620 - Ooh. 1121 00:42:12,620 --> 00:42:16,420 - And the Pacific Northwest has several pods. 1122 00:42:16,420 --> 00:42:20,700 Merfolk include all genders and body types. 1123 00:42:20,700 --> 00:42:24,020 Some people enjoy mermaiding for exercise 1124 00:42:24,020 --> 00:42:27,540 as a hobby, a side or a full-time hustle. 1125 00:42:27,540 --> 00:42:28,420 - Hey, hey. 1126 00:42:28,420 --> 00:42:32,140 Some go to schools and retreats to learn how to mermaid 1127 00:42:32,140 --> 00:42:34,180 and even have custom costumes made, 1128 00:42:34,180 --> 00:42:36,740 like gorgeous costumes made. 1129 00:42:36,740 --> 00:42:41,060 But there's no need for fancy tales to join. 1130 00:42:41,060 --> 00:42:43,900 Even if you just wanna wear a mermaid t-shirt, 1131 00:42:43,900 --> 00:42:47,100 stay on land, sip a cocktail. 1132 00:42:47,100 --> 00:42:48,260 - I'm in sale. 1133 00:42:48,260 --> 00:42:50,620 - They're open to all. 1134 00:42:50,620 --> 00:42:54,180 - Portlandia mermaid parade and festival 1135 00:42:54,180 --> 00:42:56,980 is Saturday, July 27th this year. 1136 00:42:56,980 --> 00:42:58,020 - Oh my God. 1137 00:42:58,020 --> 00:43:00,420 - Yes, they also have a sirens ball 1138 00:43:00,420 --> 00:43:04,220 as a fundraiser gallop on the parade on the 20th. 1139 00:43:04,220 --> 00:43:05,740 - Yeah. 1140 00:43:05,740 --> 00:43:07,860 So Una, the mermaid, remember her. 1141 00:43:07,860 --> 00:43:09,020 She actually started this. 1142 00:43:09,020 --> 00:43:12,940 So she started the parade and the pod that's in Portland. 1143 00:43:12,940 --> 00:43:13,900 - That's so cool. 1144 00:43:13,900 --> 00:43:17,180 - And you can find her on Facebook, Instagram, TikTok. 1145 00:43:17,180 --> 00:43:19,340 She's a website, we'll link the website for you. 1146 00:43:19,340 --> 00:43:20,740 - No worries. 1147 00:43:20,740 --> 00:43:21,940 - Okay, so I told you earlier, 1148 00:43:21,940 --> 00:43:24,780 I'd make up for the gender stereotyping. 1149 00:43:24,780 --> 00:43:25,940 - I mean, it's about time. 1150 00:43:25,940 --> 00:43:26,780 - I'm doing it. 1151 00:43:26,780 --> 00:43:27,620 - I'm fixing it. 1152 00:43:27,620 --> 00:43:28,980 - Justice for Mermen. 1153 00:43:28,980 --> 00:43:31,020 - I'm trying, Mermaid folk. 1154 00:43:31,020 --> 00:43:32,300 (laughing) 1155 00:43:32,300 --> 00:43:35,900 So the mermaid is used as a symbol for Mermaid's UK, 1156 00:43:35,900 --> 00:43:39,540 which is a transgender youth network and charity. 1157 00:43:39,540 --> 00:43:42,380 They support children and young people 1158 00:43:42,380 --> 00:43:45,580 who are transgender or gender diverse. 1159 00:43:45,580 --> 00:43:46,900 Love it. 1160 00:43:46,900 --> 00:43:49,620 And this is a quote from their website. 1161 00:43:49,620 --> 00:43:52,140 Over the years, we've seen many changes in the language 1162 00:43:52,140 --> 00:43:54,900 and understanding surrounding gender issues. 1163 00:43:54,900 --> 00:43:56,820 But one thing remains the same. 1164 00:43:56,820 --> 00:44:00,060 Transgender, non-binary and gender diverse children 1165 00:44:00,060 --> 00:44:02,860 deserve the freedom and confidence to- 1166 00:44:02,860 --> 00:44:04,300 I'm gonna cry. 1167 00:44:04,300 --> 00:44:05,460 - Oh my God. 1168 00:44:05,460 --> 00:44:08,020 'Cause it's like so obvious 1169 00:44:08,020 --> 00:44:09,460 and people are ridiculous. 1170 00:44:09,460 --> 00:44:10,300 Okay, sorry. 1171 00:44:10,300 --> 00:44:11,540 - We have it just like people are trash. 1172 00:44:11,540 --> 00:44:13,500 - I didn't think I was gonna cry. 1173 00:44:13,500 --> 00:44:14,780 The mermaid episode. 1174 00:44:14,780 --> 00:44:18,460 So these children deserve the freedom and confidence 1175 00:44:18,460 --> 00:44:20,820 to explore their gender identity. 1176 00:44:20,820 --> 00:44:22,780 Wherever their journey takes them, 1177 00:44:22,780 --> 00:44:26,380 free from fear, isolation and discrimination. 1178 00:44:27,220 --> 00:44:29,140 (baby crying) 1179 00:44:29,140 --> 00:44:29,980 - Look at me. 1180 00:44:29,980 --> 00:44:30,980 - Oh my God. 1181 00:44:30,980 --> 00:44:32,140 - Oh my God. 1182 00:44:32,140 --> 00:44:34,980 - Yeah, so I told you I'd fix it. 1183 00:44:34,980 --> 00:44:36,060 - Oh. 1184 00:44:36,060 --> 00:44:37,380 - Also, I think, 1185 00:44:37,380 --> 00:44:39,340 You can call them Mermaid, 1186 00:44:39,340 --> 00:44:40,500 you can call them Mermen, 1187 00:44:40,500 --> 00:44:42,820 call them Merfolk, whatever you want. 1188 00:44:42,820 --> 00:44:43,940 - Merpeople. 1189 00:44:43,940 --> 00:44:44,780 - Yeah. 1190 00:44:44,780 --> 00:44:48,380 There's no discrimination, there's no rules. 1191 00:44:48,380 --> 00:44:49,780 You can be whoever you wanna be. 1192 00:44:49,780 --> 00:44:50,620 - I love it. 1193 00:44:50,620 --> 00:44:54,340 - Yeah, so if you're struggling with that, 1194 00:44:54,340 --> 00:44:56,220 consider joining a mermaid pod. 1195 00:44:56,220 --> 00:44:58,020 'Cause they got you. 1196 00:44:58,020 --> 00:45:00,420 - Yeah, 'cause like, fuck yeah. 1197 00:45:00,420 --> 00:45:02,100 - Yeah, yeah. 1198 00:45:02,100 --> 00:45:05,340 - So we did have a question in the Patreon Live 1199 00:45:05,340 --> 00:45:08,060 'cause we were giving away a mermaid postcard. 1200 00:45:08,060 --> 00:45:08,900 - Right. 1201 00:45:08,900 --> 00:45:10,580 - From the peculiarium. 1202 00:45:10,580 --> 00:45:11,420 - Yes. 1203 00:45:11,420 --> 00:45:12,740 - So we're not gonna give anything away this time, 1204 00:45:12,740 --> 00:45:14,900 but the question was, 1205 00:45:14,900 --> 00:45:17,700 what animal skeleton is often mistaken 1206 00:45:17,700 --> 00:45:19,180 to be the bones of a mermaid? 1207 00:45:19,180 --> 00:45:20,420 Do you remember the answer? 1208 00:45:20,420 --> 00:45:21,260 - Does it manatee? 1209 00:45:21,260 --> 00:45:22,660 - Yeah, it's a manatee! 1210 00:45:22,660 --> 00:45:23,660 - Oh, yeah. 1211 00:45:23,660 --> 00:45:25,380 - But we're not giving anything away this time. 1212 00:45:25,380 --> 00:45:28,260 - Yeah, I mean, anyways. 1213 00:45:28,260 --> 00:45:30,860 I think it often said like the stellar sea cow or something... 1214 00:45:30,860 --> 00:45:34,460 Are they the same thing as stellar sea cow and a manatee? 1215 00:45:34,460 --> 00:45:35,300 Manatee? 1216 00:45:35,300 --> 00:45:39,340 I think they're similar anyway. 1217 00:45:39,340 --> 00:45:44,060 - Yeah, I mean, as a marine biology expert, yes. 1218 00:45:44,060 --> 00:45:45,300 They're the same. 1219 00:45:45,300 --> 00:45:46,140 - Yep. 1220 00:45:46,140 --> 00:45:48,100 - Once I was reading, 1221 00:45:48,100 --> 00:45:49,500 said if mermaids were real, 1222 00:45:49,500 --> 00:45:51,540 they would likely be like fat and hairy, 1223 00:45:51,540 --> 00:45:53,980 like have blubber and be hairy. 1224 00:45:53,980 --> 00:45:55,340 - Okay. 1225 00:45:55,340 --> 00:45:57,580 - Like a manatee or something. 1226 00:45:57,580 --> 00:46:00,740 And instead of picturing like a sea lion, 1227 00:46:00,740 --> 00:46:04,660 which I'm sure is like kind of more what they meant. 1228 00:46:04,660 --> 00:46:08,300 I pictured like a big foot mermaid hybrid. 1229 00:46:08,300 --> 00:46:09,140 - Oh my God. 1230 00:46:09,140 --> 00:46:15,860 Wait, did that be like a Bigmaid or a Merfoot? 1231 00:46:15,860 --> 00:46:18,940 We'll workshop it. 1232 00:46:18,940 --> 00:46:19,780 - Okay. 1233 00:46:19,780 --> 00:46:21,340 - Let's go to the tarot. 1234 00:46:21,340 --> 00:46:24,340 We'll workshops the big made Merfoot thing. 1235 00:46:24,340 --> 00:46:25,340 (laughs) 1236 00:46:25,340 --> 00:46:28,300 - Yeah, like Merfoot better, Bigmaid I dont know. 1237 00:46:28,300 --> 00:46:29,300 - Bigmaid. 1238 00:46:29,300 --> 00:46:30,180 - Yeah. 1239 00:46:30,180 --> 00:46:32,300 - Almost kind of fun. 1240 00:46:32,300 --> 00:46:33,620 - Yeah. 1241 00:46:33,620 --> 00:46:34,940 - Love it. 1242 00:46:34,940 --> 00:46:36,740 - All right, let's do some mermaid tarot. 1243 00:46:36,740 --> 00:46:38,580 - Do it. 1244 00:46:38,580 --> 00:46:39,420 - Okay. 1245 00:46:39,420 --> 00:46:40,260 - Tarot. 1246 00:46:40,260 --> 00:46:43,100 (Tarot whistling) 1247 00:46:43,100 --> 00:46:44,660 (Tarot whistling) 1248 00:46:44,660 --> 00:46:48,740 - Okay, we are drawing tarot for a mermaid episode 1249 00:46:48,740 --> 00:46:52,140 from Caitlyn's Oceanic Tarot Deck, 1250 00:46:52,140 --> 00:46:55,420 which, you know it has mermaids on it. 1251 00:46:55,420 --> 00:46:56,260 - Doves. 1252 00:46:56,260 --> 00:46:57,380 - Who got that for her? 1253 00:46:57,380 --> 00:47:00,300 - Me. 1254 00:47:00,300 --> 00:47:01,620 (laughs) 1255 00:47:01,620 --> 00:47:02,460 - Oh. 1256 00:47:02,460 --> 00:47:05,020 - Is that a mermaid? 1257 00:47:05,020 --> 00:47:09,180 I mean, I know it's the oceanic deck, but it's still. 1258 00:47:09,180 --> 00:47:13,460 Okay, so joke's on me. 1259 00:47:13,460 --> 00:47:14,540 We got a merman. 1260 00:47:14,540 --> 00:47:16,220 (laughs) 1261 00:47:16,220 --> 00:47:17,740 - Oh, I love that. 1262 00:47:18,700 --> 00:47:20,660 - Hey, hey. 1263 00:47:20,660 --> 00:47:22,740 - I mean, it could be either, really. 1264 00:47:22,740 --> 00:47:24,820 Like we said, you can be whatever you want, 1265 00:47:24,820 --> 00:47:28,140 but it definitely presents as a male chest 1266 00:47:28,140 --> 00:47:29,460 is what I'm trying to say. 1267 00:47:29,460 --> 00:47:30,300 - Yeah. 1268 00:47:30,300 --> 00:47:32,580 - I mean, I think that's fair, that's accurate. 1269 00:47:32,580 --> 00:47:34,500 - So it is the world card. 1270 00:47:34,500 --> 00:47:36,340 - Oh wow. 1271 00:47:36,340 --> 00:47:39,620 - And on this card it says regeneration, 1272 00:47:39,620 --> 00:47:41,740 which is interesting because it was all about like, 1273 00:47:41,740 --> 00:47:45,020 oceanic preservation, pollution. 1274 00:47:45,020 --> 00:47:45,860 - Yeah. 1275 00:47:45,860 --> 00:47:48,220 - Like that's what the whole museum 1276 00:47:48,220 --> 00:47:51,420 was really about, so that was kind of interesting. 1277 00:47:51,420 --> 00:47:54,420 So we need to regenerate our oceans, you guys. 1278 00:47:54,420 --> 00:47:55,460 - I like it. 1279 00:47:55,460 --> 00:47:56,660 - Save the mermaids. 1280 00:47:56,660 --> 00:47:57,500 - Okay. 1281 00:47:57,500 --> 00:47:59,420 - And did we draw that up, right? 1282 00:47:59,420 --> 00:48:01,740 - Oh, I'm sorry, it was in the reverse. 1283 00:48:01,740 --> 00:48:02,540 - Oh, it was reverse, yeah. 1284 00:48:02,540 --> 00:48:03,500 - It was reverse, okay. 1285 00:48:03,500 --> 00:48:06,460 Okay, key words for the world. 1286 00:48:06,460 --> 00:48:13,060 fulfillment, completion, achievement, mastery, and wholeness. 1287 00:48:15,980 --> 00:48:19,780 The world represents the end of the fool's journey. 1288 00:48:19,780 --> 00:48:23,060 You've tracked down an arduous path of awakening 1289 00:48:23,060 --> 00:48:26,060 and finally reached your destination. 1290 00:48:26,060 --> 00:48:29,540 In many decks, the world card shows a young woman 1291 00:48:29,540 --> 00:48:33,620 sometimes nude holding a double ended wand. 1292 00:48:33,620 --> 00:48:36,620 - Oh, okay, I got a wand. 1293 00:48:36,620 --> 00:48:37,460 - I got a wand. 1294 00:48:37,460 --> 00:48:42,220 - The point's both upward and downward suggesting, 1295 00:48:42,220 --> 00:48:45,020 as above so below. 1296 00:48:46,020 --> 00:48:48,140 In the Rider Weight Smith deck, 1297 00:48:48,140 --> 00:48:52,980 the woman is encircled by a wreath, signifying victory, 1298 00:48:52,980 --> 00:48:56,380 bound at the top and bottom by ribbons 1299 00:48:56,380 --> 00:48:59,260 that call to mind the infinity symbol. 1300 00:48:59,260 --> 00:49:00,460 - Oh, it does. 1301 00:49:00,460 --> 00:49:01,700 - Oh, okay. 1302 00:49:01,700 --> 00:49:03,980 - In this card, he's surrounded by fish. 1303 00:49:03,980 --> 00:49:05,300 Like a wreath of fish. 1304 00:49:05,300 --> 00:49:06,140 - Yeah. 1305 00:49:06,140 --> 00:49:11,500 She's dancing and as Isadora Duncan believed, 1306 00:49:11,500 --> 00:49:15,260 one truly lives only when one dances. 1307 00:49:15,260 --> 00:49:16,580 - All or swims. 1308 00:49:16,580 --> 00:49:17,580 - Swims. 1309 00:49:17,580 --> 00:49:20,180 - That was like kind of one of the things 1310 00:49:20,180 --> 00:49:22,060 why people do like the mermaid thing 1311 00:49:22,060 --> 00:49:24,900 'cause it's like so peaceful and quiet underwater 1312 00:49:24,900 --> 00:49:27,660 and like you just can move your body in different ways. 1313 00:49:27,660 --> 00:49:29,580 Obviously you can't own land, you know? 1314 00:49:29,580 --> 00:49:31,100 - I could totally see that. 1315 00:49:31,100 --> 00:49:32,100 - Yeah. 1316 00:49:32,100 --> 00:49:32,940 - That's so cool. 1317 00:49:32,940 --> 00:49:33,940 - I like it. 1318 00:49:33,940 --> 00:49:36,300 - I've never seen like a mermaid show, you know? 1319 00:49:36,300 --> 00:49:39,660 I've never seen like someone being a mermaid. 1320 00:49:39,660 --> 00:49:40,500 I wanna see it. 1321 00:49:40,500 --> 00:49:42,580 - Oh, someone needs to get on that. 1322 00:49:42,580 --> 00:49:44,220 - Oh, no, we're coming for ya. 1323 00:49:44,220 --> 00:49:47,980 - Four figures in the corner signify 1324 00:49:47,980 --> 00:49:51,580 the four elements via zodiac imagery. 1325 00:49:51,580 --> 00:49:53,700 The world represents fulfillment. 1326 00:49:53,700 --> 00:49:55,740 All is right with the world. 1327 00:49:55,740 --> 00:49:59,020 You've faced your dark side and honored your beauty. 1328 00:49:59,020 --> 00:50:00,460 - Ooh, very fitting. 1329 00:50:00,460 --> 00:50:01,980 - Yes. 1330 00:50:01,980 --> 00:50:05,780 I think of this as the congratulations card. 1331 00:50:05,780 --> 00:50:08,380 The last card of the major arcana, 1332 00:50:08,380 --> 00:50:13,260 it indicates fulfillment, achievement, balance and wholeness, 1333 00:50:13,260 --> 00:50:17,500 the completion of the journey from innocence to enlightenment. 1334 00:50:17,500 --> 00:50:18,940 - Oh, okay. 1335 00:50:18,940 --> 00:50:21,060 So balancing is interesting 'cause it's like, 1336 00:50:21,060 --> 00:50:22,900 it's a half fish, half person. 1337 00:50:22,900 --> 00:50:23,740 - Like, you know? 1338 00:50:23,740 --> 00:50:24,900 - Yeah. 1339 00:50:24,900 --> 00:50:27,220 That is an interesting, huh? 1340 00:50:27,220 --> 00:50:30,780 I didn't even think about it, but I didn't think of that at all. 1341 00:50:30,780 --> 00:50:34,220 There's an extra excerpt and it's about a goddess. 1342 00:50:34,220 --> 00:50:38,220 I literally went to go and grab the oceanic deck 1343 00:50:38,220 --> 00:50:40,620 was looking at my goddess Oracle. 1344 00:50:40,620 --> 00:50:43,340 And I don't know why, but I sat there for like a full minute 1345 00:50:43,340 --> 00:50:45,980 summing through looking at the cards. 1346 00:50:45,980 --> 00:50:48,220 Was Adder goddess in there? 1347 00:50:48,220 --> 00:50:49,380 I don't know. 1348 00:50:49,380 --> 00:50:51,860 And this one is actually talking about a different goddess. 1349 00:50:51,860 --> 00:50:54,460 So, but yeah, that was just interesting. 1350 00:50:54,460 --> 00:50:56,220 I was feeling drawn to it. 1351 00:50:56,220 --> 00:51:01,100 Okay, so let's get to our reversed interpretation. 1352 00:51:01,100 --> 00:51:04,860 Many choices are presented to you, 1353 00:51:04,860 --> 00:51:07,220 but you don't know which way to go. 1354 00:51:07,220 --> 00:51:11,140 Perhaps an obstacle still stands in the way of your success. 1355 00:51:11,140 --> 00:51:16,860 Things may get stuck regardless of all your hard work 1356 00:51:16,860 --> 00:51:21,380 and you'll just have to wait until matters right themselves. 1357 00:51:21,380 --> 00:51:23,420 - It's kind of like, you know, fixing the ocean. 1358 00:51:23,420 --> 00:51:24,660 You can't really do anything about it. 1359 00:51:24,660 --> 00:51:26,300 You just have to wait until people get their heads 1360 00:51:26,300 --> 00:51:29,020 out of their butts and stop polluting the ocean. 1361 00:51:29,020 --> 00:51:30,620 - Get your heads out of your butts 1362 00:51:30,620 --> 00:51:35,620 and turtle heads out of those plastic ring thingies, you know? 1363 00:51:36,980 --> 00:51:39,500 I was talking about cousin yesterday 1364 00:51:39,500 --> 00:51:41,620 and we were talking about like, straws, you know, 1365 00:51:41,620 --> 00:51:45,300 how they, and we're at this bar and the straws were noodles 1366 00:51:45,300 --> 00:51:48,340 'cause they didn't have, they got their straws taken away. 1367 00:51:48,340 --> 00:51:49,180 - Oh. 1368 00:51:49,180 --> 00:51:50,700 - We talked about, I don't know if it was this place 1369 00:51:50,700 --> 00:51:53,540 or another place got their straws taken away. 1370 00:51:53,540 --> 00:51:56,460 And I was like, was it like the straw police come? 1371 00:51:56,460 --> 00:51:58,020 It's like a bunch of turtles and like, 1372 00:51:58,020 --> 00:51:59,180 swat uniforms. 1373 00:51:59,180 --> 00:52:00,020 (laughs) 1374 00:52:00,020 --> 00:52:01,860 Taking the straws. 1375 00:52:01,860 --> 00:52:06,380 - That's a hilarious and kind of adorable visual. 1376 00:52:06,380 --> 00:52:07,220 - It is. 1377 00:52:07,220 --> 00:52:08,040 - I love it. 1378 00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:08,880 - I know. 1379 00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:10,540 - I also have pictures of me drinking out of a giant noodle 1380 00:52:10,540 --> 00:52:11,860 if anyone wants it. 1381 00:52:11,860 --> 00:52:14,420 - Well, yeah, obviously we need to share those 1382 00:52:14,420 --> 00:52:16,380 in a certain photo here. 1383 00:52:16,380 --> 00:52:17,220 - Taylor. 1384 00:52:17,220 --> 00:52:18,220 - Oh my goodness. 1385 00:52:18,220 --> 00:52:23,380 - Maybe the end result doesn't live up to your expectations. 1386 00:52:23,380 --> 00:52:25,660 Sometimes you may be required to go back 1387 00:52:25,660 --> 00:52:29,140 and do more work on something you thought you'd finished. 1388 00:52:29,140 --> 00:52:32,260 Oh, almost like this episode. 1389 00:52:32,260 --> 00:52:33,100 - Oh. 1390 00:52:33,100 --> 00:52:33,940 - Yeah. 1391 00:52:33,940 --> 00:52:36,660 - It was complete the first and we're all just to be clear. 1392 00:52:36,660 --> 00:52:41,620 Or the rewards you receive are of a private personal kind 1393 00:52:41,620 --> 00:52:43,700 rather than worldly success. 1394 00:52:43,700 --> 00:52:46,180 - I don't know about that. 1395 00:52:46,180 --> 00:52:49,380 - So if you meet a mermaid, they're gonna reward you. 1396 00:52:49,380 --> 00:52:50,220 - I don't know. 1397 00:52:50,220 --> 00:52:51,060 - I don't know. 1398 00:52:51,060 --> 00:52:53,100 - I'm not sure where we're going with this. 1399 00:52:53,100 --> 00:52:53,940 Let's see. 1400 00:52:53,940 --> 00:52:54,780 - They have treasure. 1401 00:52:54,780 --> 00:52:56,060 - 'Cause there's treasure on the altar. 1402 00:52:56,060 --> 00:52:57,300 - Yeah, treasure. 1403 00:52:57,300 --> 00:52:58,140 - Treasure. 1404 00:52:58,140 --> 00:52:58,980 - Treasure. 1405 00:52:58,980 --> 00:53:01,100 - Okay. 1406 00:53:01,100 --> 00:53:03,860 In a reading about money, you may need to wait a bit 1407 00:53:03,860 --> 00:53:06,260 or work a little longer before you achieve 1408 00:53:06,260 --> 00:53:08,700 your financial goals. 1409 00:53:08,700 --> 00:53:10,700 Perhaps the compensation you receive 1410 00:53:10,700 --> 00:53:12,980 is less than you'd expect. 1411 00:53:12,980 --> 00:53:17,540 Sometimes this card shows you focusing on spiritual 1412 00:53:17,540 --> 00:53:19,820 rather than material goals. 1413 00:53:19,820 --> 00:53:22,300 - Oh, kinda like the dams. 1414 00:53:22,300 --> 00:53:24,380 - They're like growing beer and stuff to a piece 1415 00:53:24,380 --> 00:53:26,420 the mermaid's instead of fixing the dam. 1416 00:53:30,740 --> 00:53:34,780 If the reading is about your job, the world reverse, 1417 00:53:34,780 --> 00:53:38,700 reversed suggests you feel restricted, frustrated, 1418 00:53:38,700 --> 00:53:41,620 or dissatisfied with your work situation. 1419 00:53:41,620 --> 00:53:43,860 So maybe you should become a mermaid. 1420 00:53:43,860 --> 00:53:45,100 - Exactly. 1421 00:53:45,100 --> 00:53:46,660 Yeah, do what you love. 1422 00:53:46,660 --> 00:53:49,820 - You thought you'd be further along by now, 1423 00:53:49,820 --> 00:53:53,100 yet you still need to put in more effort. 1424 00:53:53,100 --> 00:53:55,620 This card may also mean the end result 1425 00:53:55,620 --> 00:53:59,740 isn't what you'd expected and you feel a letdown. 1426 00:54:00,340 --> 00:54:04,180 - In a reading about love, a relationship 1427 00:54:04,180 --> 00:54:07,220 may not have developed according to your plans. 1428 00:54:07,220 --> 00:54:11,380 Despite your efforts, you still see areas that need work. 1429 00:54:11,380 --> 00:54:15,900 Don't let frustration or inertia cause you to give up. 1430 00:54:15,900 --> 00:54:17,700 - What if you're, oh sorry. 1431 00:54:17,700 --> 00:54:18,860 - No, go ahead. 1432 00:54:18,860 --> 00:54:22,380 - Happy your times may await just around the corner. 1433 00:54:22,380 --> 00:54:24,500 - What if you like kill your lover 1434 00:54:24,500 --> 00:54:27,180 from making love to him too hard? 1435 00:54:27,180 --> 00:54:32,180 - Yeah, I'm guessing that she didn't see it working out that way. 1436 00:54:32,180 --> 00:54:34,540 So there's that. 1437 00:54:34,540 --> 00:54:37,060 I pose a lot of it for me. 1438 00:54:37,060 --> 00:54:41,180 It's relating back to ocean conservation and stuff. 1439 00:54:41,180 --> 00:54:43,780 That's really where it's getting me this card. 1440 00:54:43,780 --> 00:54:48,180 Okay, there's actually two extra excerpts. 1441 00:54:48,180 --> 00:54:53,740 This first one says, and this is a quote from a tarot manual. 1442 00:54:54,700 --> 00:54:58,260 The world is a work of art, neither a mechanism, 1443 00:54:58,260 --> 00:55:02,300 nor an organism, nor even a social community, 1444 00:55:02,300 --> 00:55:07,300 neither a school on a grand scale, nor a pedagogical, 1445 00:55:07,300 --> 00:55:12,460 yeah, I think that's right, nor a pedagogical, 1446 00:55:12,460 --> 00:55:14,300 no, it's pedagogical, isn't it? 1447 00:55:14,300 --> 00:55:16,180 - I don't know what that means. 1448 00:55:16,180 --> 00:55:20,700 - Nor a pedagogical institution for living beings, 1449 00:55:20,700 --> 00:55:23,380 but rather a work of divine art 1450 00:55:23,380 --> 00:55:28,380 at one and the same time, a choreographic musical, poetic, 1451 00:55:28,380 --> 00:55:32,940 dramatic work of painting, sculpture, and architecture. 1452 00:55:32,940 --> 00:55:33,940 - Wow. 1453 00:55:33,940 --> 00:55:37,660 - Just like the ocean is so beautiful down there. 1454 00:55:37,660 --> 00:55:39,940 - Yeah, even though interesting. 1455 00:55:39,940 --> 00:55:42,140 - Even the fact that this is like the world card, 1456 00:55:42,140 --> 00:55:45,900 and it's like, I'm 70% of the world is water. 1457 00:55:45,900 --> 00:55:47,460 - Yeah. 1458 00:55:47,460 --> 00:55:48,860 - Wow. 1459 00:55:48,860 --> 00:55:51,940 - Okay, I'm gonna read the goddess excerpt here. 1460 00:55:51,940 --> 00:55:55,700 Shiva, God of creation, and destruction. 1461 00:55:55,700 --> 00:55:57,380 - That's what I forgot to bring you guys. 1462 00:55:57,380 --> 00:56:00,500 I forgot to bring my Shiva shell, my Shiva shell. 1463 00:56:00,500 --> 00:56:02,500 - Which obviously would have been perfect for that. 1464 00:56:02,500 --> 00:56:05,100 - Clearly we needed that for the altar. 1465 00:56:05,100 --> 00:56:05,940 - Don't it? 1466 00:56:05,940 --> 00:56:10,300 - The world card can be linked to Shiva, 1467 00:56:10,300 --> 00:56:14,340 the Hindu God who dances the world into being 1468 00:56:14,340 --> 00:56:16,180 and then destroys it. 1469 00:56:16,180 --> 00:56:16,940 - Wow. 1470 00:56:16,940 --> 00:56:20,100 - Only to again dance it into being 1471 00:56:20,100 --> 00:56:24,300 in the eternal dance of life, death, and rebirth. 1472 00:56:24,300 --> 00:56:25,540 - That's really cool. 1473 00:56:25,540 --> 00:56:26,380 - Yeah. 1474 00:56:26,380 --> 00:56:28,340 - I like how. 1475 00:56:28,340 --> 00:56:31,100 - I didn't even know like, I don't know why it's called 1476 00:56:31,100 --> 00:56:32,180 Shiva, I shall. 1477 00:56:32,180 --> 00:56:33,020 Like what? 1478 00:56:33,020 --> 00:56:33,860 - Yeah, I don't know. 1479 00:56:33,860 --> 00:56:35,900 - 'Cause I didn't really have anything to do with the ocean, 1480 00:56:35,900 --> 00:56:36,900 you know? 1481 00:56:36,900 --> 00:56:38,220 - No, I don't think so. 1482 00:56:38,220 --> 00:56:39,980 - It's interesting that like, yeah. 1483 00:56:39,980 --> 00:56:42,900 The name Shiva is in there, and then I relate it 1484 00:56:42,900 --> 00:56:44,620 to the ocean with my shell. 1485 00:56:44,620 --> 00:56:45,460 - Yeah. 1486 00:56:45,460 --> 00:56:46,500 - Interesting things. 1487 00:56:46,500 --> 00:56:47,340 - Yeah. 1488 00:56:47,340 --> 00:56:48,340 - Yeah. 1489 00:56:48,340 --> 00:56:49,580 - All connected. 1490 00:56:49,580 --> 00:56:50,580 - All connected. 1491 00:56:50,580 --> 00:56:53,340 - It all circles back. 1492 00:56:53,340 --> 00:56:55,820 - You got a little, what's that? 1493 00:56:55,820 --> 00:56:58,420 Coral reef of connection. 1494 00:56:58,420 --> 00:56:59,260 I don't know. 1495 00:56:59,260 --> 00:57:00,100 - Oh yeah. 1496 00:57:00,100 --> 00:57:00,940 - Yeah. 1497 00:57:00,940 --> 00:57:04,540 - I feel like maybe coral reef, like, 1498 00:57:04,540 --> 00:57:06,540 they all communicate to each other in the ocean 1499 00:57:06,540 --> 00:57:08,980 the same way that like mushrooms and trees 1500 00:57:08,980 --> 00:57:10,900 and other plants do here on land. 1501 00:57:10,900 --> 00:57:11,740 - Mm-hmm. 1502 00:57:11,740 --> 00:57:13,060 - It's connected. 1503 00:57:13,060 --> 00:57:14,980 - Just a hat, right. 1504 00:57:14,980 --> 00:57:17,740 - Well, should we open our gifts real quick? 1505 00:57:17,740 --> 00:57:18,580 - Oh, yeah. 1506 00:57:18,580 --> 00:57:19,420 - It's our birthday. 1507 00:57:19,420 --> 00:57:20,580 So we just, you know, 1508 00:57:20,580 --> 00:57:22,500 I was like, your presents. 1509 00:57:22,500 --> 00:57:23,540 I was like, oh yeah. 1510 00:57:23,540 --> 00:57:24,860 - But your presents too. 1511 00:57:24,860 --> 00:57:27,300 - 'Cause we're gonna do our birthdays just in one episode. 1512 00:57:27,300 --> 00:57:30,700 So we're not taking up 10 episodes with birthdays. 1513 00:57:30,700 --> 00:57:32,460 - I mean, I know. 1514 00:57:32,460 --> 00:57:33,300 - Oh. 1515 00:57:33,300 --> 00:57:35,100 (laughs) 1516 00:57:35,100 --> 00:57:36,100 - Okay, who should go first? 1517 00:57:36,100 --> 00:57:37,100 - You go first. 1518 00:57:37,100 --> 00:57:37,940 - Peace. 1519 00:57:37,940 --> 00:57:39,100 - Yeah, it's like your actual birthday 1520 00:57:39,100 --> 00:57:39,940 in a couple of days. 1521 00:57:39,940 --> 00:57:40,780 - Okay. 1522 00:57:40,780 --> 00:57:44,100 - (laughs) 1523 00:57:44,100 --> 00:57:45,420 (crash) 1524 00:57:45,420 --> 00:57:47,100 (laughs) 1525 00:57:47,100 --> 00:57:48,420 - Should I read the card first? 1526 00:57:48,420 --> 00:57:49,260 - Yeah. 1527 00:57:49,260 --> 00:57:50,100 - I should have just pulled out the card. 1528 00:57:50,100 --> 00:57:51,420 I'm struggling. 1529 00:57:51,420 --> 00:57:52,260 - Yeah. 1530 00:57:52,260 --> 00:57:53,700 - The struggle bus. 1531 00:57:53,700 --> 00:57:56,700 - I saw her writing this card right before we started recording. 1532 00:57:56,700 --> 00:57:57,780 (laughs) 1533 00:57:57,780 --> 00:57:59,900 - Yeah, 'cause I found the card and I was like, oh shit. 1534 00:57:59,900 --> 00:58:01,580 Like I didn't write anything. 1535 00:58:01,580 --> 00:58:02,580 Why am I so dumb? 1536 00:58:02,580 --> 00:58:08,500 - It's got astronauts on it. 1537 00:58:08,500 --> 00:58:09,780 - I can't believe you say alien. 1538 00:58:09,780 --> 00:58:10,620 - Alien, I know. 1539 00:58:10,620 --> 00:58:11,460 - I know. 1540 00:58:11,460 --> 00:58:12,300 - It's an astronaut. 1541 00:58:12,300 --> 00:58:13,140 - I almost said aliens too. 1542 00:58:13,140 --> 00:58:14,780 I'm like, it's aliens. 1543 00:58:14,780 --> 00:58:16,900 - Let's get this party started. 1544 00:58:16,900 --> 00:58:18,460 - Are we pink? 1545 00:58:18,460 --> 00:58:20,020 - Let's pink, right? 1546 00:58:20,020 --> 00:58:20,860 - Get the party started. 1547 00:58:20,860 --> 00:58:22,060 - That's for a key. 1548 00:58:22,060 --> 00:58:24,500 - Like from the black eyed piece. 1549 00:58:24,500 --> 00:58:25,340 - Oh no. 1550 00:58:25,340 --> 00:58:27,500 - Pink has a song, has that, yeah. 1551 00:58:27,500 --> 00:58:28,420 Never mind. 1552 00:58:28,420 --> 00:58:29,860 I guess there's more than one party. 1553 00:58:29,860 --> 00:58:30,700 - I'm sure, yeah. 1554 00:58:30,700 --> 00:58:31,540 - Like I'm pretty free. 1555 00:58:31,540 --> 00:58:32,780 - Maybe for a guy who has said, 1556 00:58:32,780 --> 00:58:35,620 get this party started at one point in a song. 1557 00:58:35,620 --> 00:58:36,460 (laughs) 1558 00:58:36,460 --> 00:58:37,860 - Let's get it started. 1559 00:58:37,860 --> 00:58:39,060 - Right, let's get it started. 1560 00:58:39,060 --> 00:58:40,140 Yeah. 1561 00:58:40,140 --> 00:58:40,980 Do you want me to read this? 1562 00:58:40,980 --> 00:58:43,460 Happy birthday to my co-host, BFF, 1563 00:58:43,460 --> 00:58:45,620 a party or a cry. 1564 00:58:45,620 --> 00:58:46,460 - Get it? 1565 00:58:46,460 --> 00:58:47,300 - You got it. 1566 00:58:47,300 --> 00:58:48,700 - You guys, you got it. 1567 00:58:48,700 --> 00:58:50,020 - You're my PAC. 1568 00:58:50,020 --> 00:58:53,140 You're my partner and creepy. 1569 00:58:53,140 --> 00:58:53,980 (laughs) 1570 00:58:53,980 --> 00:58:54,820 - In creeps. 1571 00:58:54,820 --> 00:58:56,340 - Oh, I love that. 1572 00:58:56,340 --> 00:58:57,180 - Partner and creeps. 1573 00:58:57,180 --> 00:58:58,020 - In jerbs. 1574 00:58:58,020 --> 00:59:02,300 - I didn't get hit on a card because I'm a monster. 1575 00:59:02,300 --> 00:59:03,460 - I don't know. 1576 00:59:03,460 --> 00:59:06,420 I just, I honestly stumbled upon that. 1577 00:59:06,420 --> 00:59:08,220 - Is this the one I almost bought myself the other day? 1578 00:59:08,220 --> 00:59:09,900 And I was like, I can't, I can't. 1579 00:59:09,900 --> 00:59:11,580 - I think so. 1580 00:59:11,580 --> 00:59:15,380 Yeah, I did the digital download for the book too. 1581 00:59:15,380 --> 00:59:16,740 - Oh, cool. 1582 00:59:16,740 --> 00:59:18,980 - Yeah, so I'll send you that. 1583 00:59:18,980 --> 00:59:20,460 I almost just sent it to you 1584 00:59:20,460 --> 00:59:22,060 'cause I was like, oh yeah, I got to send her the thing 1585 00:59:22,060 --> 00:59:23,980 and then I was like, don't do that yet. 1586 00:59:23,980 --> 00:59:25,740 - Maybe like, oh, why are you sending me this? 1587 00:59:25,740 --> 00:59:26,740 I don't even have a dial. 1588 00:59:26,740 --> 00:59:27,580 - What? 1589 00:59:27,580 --> 00:59:28,420 (laughs) 1590 00:59:28,420 --> 00:59:31,380 - Oh, it's a mushroom spirit or a cult act, by the way. 1591 00:59:31,380 --> 00:59:32,220 - Yeah. 1592 00:59:32,220 --> 00:59:33,940 - And I'm pretty sure, yeah, I was eyeballing that 1593 00:59:33,940 --> 00:59:35,660 in "At Through the Veil" 1594 00:59:35,660 --> 00:59:37,940 when I think we were getting tail in. 1595 00:59:37,940 --> 00:59:38,780 - Yeah. 1596 00:59:38,780 --> 00:59:39,380 - Something and I was like, 1597 00:59:39,380 --> 00:59:41,260 "Eh, I should get this for myself." 1598 00:59:41,260 --> 00:59:42,100 - Me too. 1599 00:59:42,100 --> 00:59:44,460 - Don't need to do this. 1600 00:59:44,460 --> 00:59:45,300 - Thank you. 1601 00:59:45,300 --> 00:59:46,140 - Here's the welcome. 1602 00:59:46,140 --> 00:59:47,620 - Mushroom. 1603 00:59:47,620 --> 00:59:49,900 - We talked about mushrooms just a couple of seconds ago. 1604 00:59:49,900 --> 00:59:51,060 - Oh, we sure did. 1605 00:59:51,060 --> 00:59:54,940 And you just had, we just literally talked about mushrooms 1606 00:59:54,940 --> 00:59:57,100 like "At length" in an episode. 1607 00:59:57,100 --> 00:59:58,860 We reported the tree one. 1608 00:59:58,860 --> 01:00:00,180 - It'll be, yeah. 1609 01:00:00,180 --> 01:00:01,020 - Ooh. 1610 01:00:01,020 --> 01:00:04,700 - What kind of rock is that? 1611 01:00:04,700 --> 01:00:05,900 - I cannot remember. 1612 01:00:05,900 --> 01:00:06,740 - I was like, what am I? 1613 01:00:06,740 --> 01:00:08,340 - I was like, I'm gonna fucking idiot. 1614 01:00:08,340 --> 01:00:09,420 It's a moor. 1615 01:00:09,420 --> 01:00:12,580 - I saw that and I was like, no freaking way. 1616 01:00:12,580 --> 01:00:13,580 - So pretty. 1617 01:00:13,580 --> 01:00:15,420 I said, you guys, oh my god, 1618 01:00:15,420 --> 01:00:18,020 I'm so sorry, the story is hilarious. 1619 01:00:18,020 --> 01:00:23,700 I'm so sorry to tail in our video editor/socialmedia 1620 01:00:23,700 --> 01:00:28,100 with social media like Queen. 1621 01:00:28,100 --> 01:00:28,940 - Yep. 1622 01:00:28,940 --> 01:00:29,940 - I was trying to think of something. 1623 01:00:29,940 --> 01:00:33,940 - She's more than just the best. 1624 01:00:33,940 --> 01:00:35,140 - She's all of the things. 1625 01:00:35,140 --> 01:00:38,020 She's the glue holding this whole operation together. 1626 01:00:38,020 --> 01:00:39,220 - Yeah, and I'm an asshole. 1627 01:00:39,220 --> 01:00:40,580 And I didn't know that she's like, 1628 01:00:40,580 --> 01:00:45,580 definitely afraid of moss and butterflies apparently. 1629 01:00:45,580 --> 01:00:46,940 - I didn't know that either. 1630 01:00:46,940 --> 01:00:49,300 And I said to picture of a moth in her text thread. 1631 01:00:49,300 --> 01:00:51,620 And I was like, oh my god, look at this cute moth. 1632 01:00:51,620 --> 01:00:53,500 And this was just like a couple of days ago. 1633 01:00:53,500 --> 01:00:54,340 - Oh my god. 1634 01:00:54,340 --> 01:00:57,180 - She's like, I'm gonna have a panic attack. 1635 01:00:57,180 --> 01:00:58,460 And I was like, oh sorry. 1636 01:00:58,460 --> 01:01:00,300 I'm so sorry. 1637 01:01:00,300 --> 01:01:01,140 Oh no. 1638 01:01:01,140 --> 01:01:01,980 Oh my god. 1639 01:01:01,980 --> 01:01:05,180 But then she sent a picture of a spider 1640 01:01:05,180 --> 01:01:06,540 and I felt better. 1641 01:01:06,540 --> 01:01:08,100 I'm sorry and not a spider. 1642 01:01:08,100 --> 01:01:10,340 - Not better about either of these things. 1643 01:01:10,340 --> 01:01:11,300 - Not, by the way. 1644 01:01:11,300 --> 01:01:14,340 Just in case anyone was wondering how I felt. 1645 01:01:14,340 --> 01:01:15,180 - It's fine. 1646 01:01:15,180 --> 01:01:16,220 - It was one of the daddy long legs. 1647 01:01:16,220 --> 01:01:17,500 That's not a spider. 1648 01:01:17,500 --> 01:01:20,180 - Oh my god, they are spiders. 1649 01:01:20,180 --> 01:01:23,820 Oh there's, I thought I was done. 1650 01:01:23,820 --> 01:01:25,260 You guys, she hates it. 1651 01:01:25,260 --> 01:01:27,340 She threw it on the ground. 1652 01:01:27,340 --> 01:01:28,980 (laughing) 1653 01:01:28,980 --> 01:01:30,660 - Thrown on the ground. 1654 01:01:30,660 --> 01:01:32,220 - It's a little pan. 1655 01:01:32,220 --> 01:01:34,380 This is carry yourself with the confidence 1656 01:01:34,380 --> 01:01:36,500 of a mediocre white man. 1657 01:01:36,500 --> 01:01:38,300 - Yay. 1658 01:01:38,300 --> 01:01:39,740 - I do wear this everyday. 1659 01:01:39,740 --> 01:01:41,580 - We should be so lucky, am I right? 1660 01:01:41,580 --> 01:01:42,420 - Seriously. 1661 01:01:42,420 --> 01:01:43,420 - For cereals. 1662 01:01:43,420 --> 01:01:44,740 - For cereals. 1663 01:01:44,740 --> 01:01:47,420 - Oh cute. 1664 01:01:47,420 --> 01:01:50,020 - That's a little skull. 1665 01:01:50,020 --> 01:01:51,820 - Like a skull ghosty guy. 1666 01:01:51,820 --> 01:01:52,660 - I would like to. 1667 01:01:52,660 --> 01:01:55,020 - He looks like, I mean he's obviously a skull 1668 01:01:55,020 --> 01:01:57,020 but he kind of also looks ghosty too. 1669 01:01:57,020 --> 01:01:57,860 - He does. 1670 01:01:57,860 --> 01:01:58,700 - Yeah. 1671 01:01:58,700 --> 01:01:59,540 - Yeah. 1672 01:01:59,540 --> 01:02:01,380 - I was like, okay, well obviously I know 1673 01:02:01,380 --> 01:02:02,660 where you need to live. 1674 01:02:02,660 --> 01:02:03,500 - Okay. 1675 01:02:03,500 --> 01:02:06,420 - I put a bunch of my pins now on that coffin. 1676 01:02:06,420 --> 01:02:08,260 The coffin word. 1677 01:02:08,260 --> 01:02:09,100 - Yeah. 1678 01:02:09,100 --> 01:02:10,820 - A little message board. 1679 01:02:10,820 --> 01:02:13,220 - Yeah, I put my pins all over that now, whatever. 1680 01:02:13,220 --> 01:02:15,860 - Love it. 1681 01:02:15,860 --> 01:02:17,020 - Thank you. 1682 01:02:17,020 --> 01:02:18,660 - You love everything. 1683 01:02:18,660 --> 01:02:20,900 - Yeah, it's like your smallest gift 1684 01:02:20,900 --> 01:02:22,420 like in the history of ever. 1685 01:02:22,420 --> 01:02:23,900 - I mean, I got you like one thing. 1686 01:02:23,900 --> 01:02:24,740 So I was like, 1687 01:02:24,740 --> 01:02:26,500 our wedding's coming up, it's fine. 1688 01:02:26,500 --> 01:02:27,340 - Yeah. 1689 01:02:27,340 --> 01:02:28,180 - It's like a little change. 1690 01:02:28,180 --> 01:02:29,180 - She's got enough coming. 1691 01:02:29,180 --> 01:02:30,180 - I know. 1692 01:02:30,180 --> 01:02:31,420 - It's a lot right now. 1693 01:02:31,420 --> 01:02:32,580 She's just a lot. 1694 01:02:32,580 --> 01:02:33,420 - Yeah. 1695 01:02:33,420 --> 01:02:34,260 - She's just a lot. 1696 01:02:34,260 --> 01:02:35,580 - But it's a good one, I promise. 1697 01:02:35,580 --> 01:02:36,420 Good gift. 1698 01:02:36,420 --> 01:02:37,860 - I'm excited. 1699 01:02:37,860 --> 01:02:38,980 (laughing) 1700 01:02:38,980 --> 01:02:41,380 - I think I know what it is, you guys. 1701 01:02:41,380 --> 01:02:42,380 - I knew when I brought mine. 1702 01:02:42,380 --> 01:02:43,220 I was like, 1703 01:02:43,220 --> 01:02:44,100 ooh, she's gonna be so jealous. 1704 01:02:44,100 --> 01:02:45,780 She doesn't even know I already got her one. 1705 01:02:45,780 --> 01:02:47,340 - Sure was. 1706 01:02:47,340 --> 01:02:48,180 Okay, guys. 1707 01:02:48,180 --> 01:02:53,180 This, I think you can probably make out what this is. 1708 01:02:53,180 --> 01:02:55,460 Oh boy. 1709 01:02:55,460 --> 01:02:57,180 Oh, put it right up to my face 1710 01:02:57,180 --> 01:02:59,180 'cause that's where we have the camera focused. 1711 01:02:59,180 --> 01:03:02,260 - I love how it is. 1712 01:03:02,260 --> 01:03:03,820 - And I have the infinity sign on it 1713 01:03:03,820 --> 01:03:06,260 that we also just talked about with this card. 1714 01:03:07,780 --> 01:03:09,700 - Okay, so it's like a cello night with, 1715 01:03:09,700 --> 01:03:12,780 in case you can't quite puzzle this one out. 1716 01:03:12,780 --> 01:03:13,780 (laughing) 1717 01:03:13,780 --> 01:03:14,780 - It's a magician. 1718 01:03:14,780 --> 01:03:16,140 Or no, no, no, I'm sorry. 1719 01:03:16,140 --> 01:03:18,660 It has the infinity symbol like the magician. 1720 01:03:18,660 --> 01:03:20,740 It always reminds me of the magician, 1721 01:03:20,740 --> 01:03:21,900 which is similar. - Yeah. 1722 01:03:21,900 --> 01:03:22,860 - Yes. 1723 01:03:22,860 --> 01:03:24,220 But it's the string card. 1724 01:03:24,220 --> 01:03:25,060 - It is. 1725 01:03:25,060 --> 01:03:26,220 - It's the string card. 1726 01:03:26,220 --> 01:03:27,780 - 'Cause you guys, I don't know if you knew this, 1727 01:03:27,780 --> 01:03:29,060 but I'm a Leo. 1728 01:03:29,060 --> 01:03:29,900 - She is. 1729 01:03:29,900 --> 01:03:31,740 - So. 1730 01:03:31,740 --> 01:03:32,580 - And. - It's like, 1731 01:03:32,580 --> 01:03:34,020 has a lion on it? 1732 01:03:34,020 --> 01:03:36,420 - Yeah, they didn't have the magician one. 1733 01:03:36,420 --> 01:03:38,180 - I got my stuff for cool. 1734 01:03:38,180 --> 01:03:39,020 - Yeah. 1735 01:03:39,020 --> 01:03:42,540 - It's like your zodiac card is cooler than mine, 1736 01:03:42,540 --> 01:03:44,580 mine's just the chariot, which is like, it's cool. 1737 01:03:44,580 --> 01:03:46,060 - It's like the chariot's cool. 1738 01:03:46,060 --> 01:03:47,580 - It's like, you know. 1739 01:03:47,580 --> 01:03:48,900 - You're not excited about it. 1740 01:03:48,900 --> 01:03:50,940 - It's like a string card, you know? 1741 01:03:50,940 --> 01:03:52,100 So I was go for the fool, 1742 01:03:52,100 --> 01:03:53,860 which is like my other favorite card. 1743 01:03:53,860 --> 01:03:54,700 So. 1744 01:03:54,700 --> 01:03:58,500 - Well, you know, I think typically when people think of me, 1745 01:03:58,500 --> 01:04:01,700 what they think of is obviously, you know. 1746 01:04:01,700 --> 01:04:02,860 - Strength. 1747 01:04:02,860 --> 01:04:03,700 - Yeah. 1748 01:04:03,700 --> 01:04:04,860 (laughing) 1749 01:04:04,860 --> 01:04:07,140 - It's not strong, tall, 1750 01:04:07,140 --> 01:04:09,980 is it a upper body strength? 1751 01:04:09,980 --> 01:04:12,180 - I feel like the strength you have is more. 1752 01:04:12,180 --> 01:04:13,220 (laughing) 1753 01:04:13,220 --> 01:04:14,580 - Inside. 1754 01:04:14,580 --> 01:04:16,380 - Yeah, like we're no inconsious. 1755 01:04:16,380 --> 01:04:17,220 - Yeah. 1756 01:04:17,220 --> 01:04:18,620 (laughing) 1757 01:04:18,620 --> 01:04:19,460 - You guys, it's there. 1758 01:04:19,460 --> 01:04:21,260 We swear, like you just can't see it. 1759 01:04:21,260 --> 01:04:22,540 So. 1760 01:04:22,540 --> 01:04:23,780 I don't know when to tell you. 1761 01:04:23,780 --> 01:04:26,620 - Happy birthday. 1762 01:04:26,620 --> 01:04:27,620 - Leo. 1763 01:04:27,620 --> 01:04:29,140 - Leo season is coming. 1764 01:04:29,140 --> 01:04:30,420 - Leo season. 1765 01:04:30,420 --> 01:04:31,940 - But it's cancer season right now, bitch. 1766 01:04:31,940 --> 01:04:34,100 And we're about to go to my pool party. 1767 01:04:34,100 --> 01:04:35,180 - Pool party. 1768 01:04:35,180 --> 01:04:37,380 - My summer win party. 1769 01:04:37,380 --> 01:04:38,900 Wait, did I even show? 1770 01:04:38,900 --> 01:04:40,660 I mean, I showed them in like, 1771 01:04:40,660 --> 01:04:43,100 when we were being silly, but let me show my shirt. 1772 01:04:43,100 --> 01:04:44,460 - Show me a lot of pop. 1773 01:04:44,460 --> 01:04:46,580 (laughing) 1774 01:04:46,580 --> 01:04:48,420 - Wearing my Halloween costume, 1775 01:04:48,420 --> 01:04:49,540 which I was a dead mermaid. 1776 01:04:49,540 --> 01:04:52,580 So I have a skeleton top with sea shells on my boobs. 1777 01:04:52,580 --> 01:04:53,660 - Sea shells. 1778 01:04:53,660 --> 01:04:56,060 - And that is my summer win costume. 1779 01:04:56,060 --> 01:04:57,140 - I love it. 1780 01:04:57,140 --> 01:04:58,700 I love it. 1781 01:04:58,700 --> 01:05:01,580 - I mean, it's approximately 8,000 degrees. 1782 01:05:01,580 --> 01:05:05,100 So I am not wearing my mermaid costume. 1783 01:05:05,100 --> 01:05:05,940 - Yeah. 1784 01:05:05,940 --> 01:05:06,780 - No. 1785 01:05:06,780 --> 01:05:09,420 - We did use it in our alter setup though. 1786 01:05:09,420 --> 01:05:10,260 - Yeah, we did. 1787 01:05:10,260 --> 01:05:11,740 - We might have to take a couple of like, 1788 01:05:11,740 --> 01:05:14,180 still shots of it so that you can like, 1789 01:05:14,180 --> 01:05:16,860 see that it's like the mermaid. 1790 01:05:16,860 --> 01:05:17,700 - Yeah. 1791 01:05:17,700 --> 01:05:20,260 - I mean, you can kind of tell in the tarot video. 1792 01:05:20,260 --> 01:05:21,260 - Yeah. 1793 01:05:21,260 --> 01:05:22,100 - Yeah, well, okay. 1794 01:05:22,100 --> 01:05:24,300 - Really, I really want to drive at home. 1795 01:05:24,300 --> 01:05:26,460 Like, mermaid is fuck you guys. 1796 01:05:26,460 --> 01:05:27,740 - It's so mermaid. 1797 01:05:27,740 --> 01:05:28,820 - It's so mermaid. 1798 01:05:28,820 --> 01:05:31,140 - I had that mermaid skirt, the skeleton skirt. 1799 01:05:31,140 --> 01:05:32,700 Obviously, I wasn't gonna wear that today 1800 01:05:32,700 --> 01:05:34,700 'cause it's like a full length. 1801 01:05:34,700 --> 01:05:35,540 Yeah, no. 1802 01:05:35,540 --> 01:05:36,380 - No. 1803 01:05:36,380 --> 01:05:39,220 - Again, we're sitting on the surface of the sun. 1804 01:05:39,220 --> 01:05:40,060 - Yeah. 1805 01:05:40,060 --> 01:05:40,900 - Currently. 1806 01:05:40,900 --> 01:05:41,820 - You're not under the sea? 1807 01:05:41,820 --> 01:05:42,660 Unfortunately. 1808 01:05:42,660 --> 01:05:43,500 - No. 1809 01:05:43,500 --> 01:05:44,340 (laughing) 1810 01:05:44,340 --> 01:05:45,180 - No, not the sea. 1811 01:05:45,180 --> 01:05:47,260 - Okay, we know we gotta stop because I will. 1812 01:05:47,260 --> 01:05:48,540 - Yeah, yeah, okay. 1813 01:05:48,540 --> 01:05:52,540 - Okay, well, we need to go so we can get to my Jacolanna 1814 01:05:52,540 --> 01:05:54,820 and watermelon that I carved. 1815 01:05:54,820 --> 01:05:59,340 And the other fun summer win stuff we have to do. 1816 01:05:59,340 --> 01:06:01,820 - Yeah, we need to go do a little tasty test. 1817 01:06:01,820 --> 01:06:03,920 - Oh yeah. - To the sangory. 1818 01:06:03,920 --> 01:06:04,760 - The sangory, yeah. 1819 01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:06,940 It's like a fall/summer sangory. 1820 01:06:06,940 --> 01:06:08,980 - Yeah, thanks for bringing this in a min. 1821 01:06:08,980 --> 01:06:14,100 - I was like walking all over Jardir Joe's. 1822 01:06:14,100 --> 01:06:16,820 Like, they don't have cinnamon in any kind. 1823 01:06:16,820 --> 01:06:17,660 - Oh no. 1824 01:06:17,660 --> 01:06:18,820 - It's like, what is happening? 1825 01:06:18,820 --> 01:06:20,940 - I have cinnamon sticks so I can grind them up 1826 01:06:20,940 --> 01:06:23,620 in my mortar and pestle and be witchy. 1827 01:06:23,620 --> 01:06:25,300 Put them in jars. (laughing) 1828 01:06:25,300 --> 01:06:26,300 - Yeah. 1829 01:06:26,300 --> 01:06:27,140 - Wow. 1830 01:06:27,140 --> 01:06:28,620 - All right. 1831 01:06:28,620 --> 01:06:31,100 - I threw them in so they're cinnamon- 1832 01:06:31,100 --> 01:06:32,420 - Okay, perfect. 1833 01:06:32,420 --> 01:06:33,260 - A way. 1834 01:06:33,260 --> 01:06:34,100 - Awesome. 1835 01:06:34,100 --> 01:06:35,460 - Yeah. - Yeah, let's go drink it. 1836 01:06:35,460 --> 01:06:36,300 - Let's go. 1837 01:06:36,300 --> 01:06:37,860 - Okay. 1838 01:06:37,860 --> 01:06:40,460 - Have a creepy ass day. 1839 01:06:40,460 --> 01:06:41,540 - We'll see you next Tuesday. 1840 01:06:41,540 --> 01:06:42,540 - See you next Tuesday. 1841 01:06:42,540 --> 01:06:44,140 - Or-- - Or, 1842 01:06:44,140 --> 01:06:45,780 - Make sure under the sea. 1843 01:06:45,780 --> 01:06:47,140 - Yeah. - Swimming around 1844 01:06:47,140 --> 01:06:49,300 doing mermaid choreography. 1845 01:06:49,300 --> 01:06:50,300 (laughing) 1846 01:06:50,300 --> 01:06:51,860 - Living a silent life, 1847 01:06:51,860 --> 01:06:54,660 just flowing with the ocean, 1848 01:06:54,660 --> 01:06:56,340 smoking your seaweed, 1849 01:06:56,340 --> 01:06:58,940 which is what I'm about to do as soon as we cut. 1850 01:06:58,940 --> 01:07:01,180 (laughing) 1851 01:07:01,180 --> 01:07:02,220 - Why wait? 1852 01:07:02,220 --> 01:07:03,540 - I know, right? - Yeah. 1853 01:07:03,540 --> 01:07:06,300 - Oh, it's like kind of mermaid colored. 1854 01:07:06,300 --> 01:07:07,220 - Oh, cute. 1855 01:07:07,220 --> 01:07:09,180 I didn't even realize. 1856 01:07:09,180 --> 01:07:11,180 - It's everything that's everything. 1857 01:07:11,180 --> 01:07:13,760 (upbeat music) 1858 01:07:13,760 --> 01:07:17,580 - God, what is that called? 1859 01:07:17,580 --> 01:07:20,220 Is that on a monopia? 1860 01:07:20,220 --> 01:07:21,940 - Maybe. 1861 01:07:21,940 --> 01:07:22,940 - Yeah, that sounds great. 1862 01:07:22,940 --> 01:07:24,100 - Is that like a smell? 1863 01:07:24,100 --> 01:07:24,940 Wait. 1864 01:07:24,940 --> 01:07:26,100 - No. 1865 01:07:26,100 --> 01:07:26,940 - No. 1866 01:07:26,940 --> 01:07:27,780 - Hold on. 1867 01:07:27,780 --> 01:07:28,940 - Hold that, I'm gonna look at that. 1868 01:07:28,940 --> 01:07:31,020 - Yeah, where it's like a sound is a word. 1869 01:07:31,020 --> 01:07:33,700 - Okay, so on a monopia, 1870 01:07:33,700 --> 01:07:37,620 the formation of a word from a sound associated 1871 01:07:37,620 --> 01:07:39,540 with what is named. 1872 01:07:39,540 --> 01:07:40,380 - Broom! 1873 01:07:40,380 --> 01:07:42,060 - So like sizzle. 1874 01:07:42,060 --> 01:07:43,460 - Oh. 1875 01:07:43,460 --> 01:07:45,060 - Yeah. - Meow. 1876 01:07:45,060 --> 01:07:45,900 - Meow. 1877 01:07:45,900 --> 01:07:47,620 - Rough, rough. 1878 01:07:47,620 --> 01:07:50,020 - Real words that sound like real things, 1879 01:07:50,020 --> 01:07:53,580 real words made to evoke the sound of real things, 1880 01:07:53,580 --> 01:07:55,860 made up words that sound like real things 1881 01:07:55,860 --> 01:07:59,940 and a series of letters that mimic a raw sound. 1882 01:07:59,940 --> 01:08:01,140 - Ha ha ha ha. 1883 01:08:01,140 --> 01:08:03,140 (laughing) 1884 01:08:03,140 --> 01:08:05,540 - Oh good. (laughing) 1885 01:08:05,540 --> 01:08:08,380 - We're just gonna do an on a monopia episode. 1886 01:08:08,380 --> 01:08:09,940 - Sounds good. 1887 01:08:09,940 --> 01:08:11,300 - 'Cause I'm a p-on-a. 1888 01:08:11,300 --> 01:08:13,220 I'm an on-a mon p-on-a. 1889 01:08:13,220 --> 01:08:14,220 Okay, we're done. 1890 01:08:14,220 --> 01:08:16,860 Oh, stupid, cut that out. (laughing) 1891 01:08:16,860 --> 01:08:18,740 - Don't you dare. (laughing) pnwhauntsandhomicides.com