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♪ I made a decision ♪

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♪ Our face is sunny and sun-heared ♪

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♪ On a head of vision ♪

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♪ A light ♪

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♪ Light be light ♪

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- Hey everybody, what's up?

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It's for crying out loud on a Monday morning.

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- Monday morning.

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- It's Tuesday for you.

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- I know, you know what?

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- You know what?

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- You're the Jews in the house.

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- Hey, hey, Jews.

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- Hey, Jews.

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- Hey, Jews.

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- Get Jew-y.

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- Get Jew-y.

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- Get Jew-y.

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(laughs)

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- Oh my God.

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- We're home not celebrating.

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- Why aren't you celebrating?

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I suppose you're celebrating.

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- Oh, you're not singing.

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- It's a day of atonement.

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- How come you're not at Tony?

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- I'm not exactly fasting either

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because I'm Jewish as I've told you many times.

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(laughs)

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I'm culturally Jewish.

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I don't, I'm always surprised when the holidays come up.

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I'm like, oh, yeah.

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- Tupish-va.

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(laughs)

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- That's party.

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(laughs)

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- What's the one you make us a coat?

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I think it's Tupish-va.

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- Is that the one?

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- Any kind of there used to have a funny joke about,

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like the holidays, Jewish holidays.

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It's like, you know, it's Tupish,

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it's like it's Hanukkah and the next thing you know,

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it's Tupish-va.

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(laughs)

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- Well, it's fast.

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- It is suddenly it's poor.

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- It's a weird flash, yeah.

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- Yeah, yeah.

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- What, it's good just, yeah.

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- Yeah, it was just Russia-shana, right?

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Yeah, nah.

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- Was it?

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- No.

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- Yes, it was.

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- It was.

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- Russia-shana and Yom Kippur kind of related.

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- I see.

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- I think.

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- Uh-huh.

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- Okay, do not quote me on this,

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but I'm pretty sure Russia-shana you celebrate the new year

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and then Yom Kippur is like a,

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- You did.

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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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- Yeah, you keep it in real.

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- I think they're,

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they're next to each other for a reason.

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- Okay, yeah.

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- I got you.

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(laughs)

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- Hey, let's say hi to our party people,

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some of whom we saw on the Zoom.

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- We sure did.

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We had a great happy hour, Friday night.

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- Some of these people were there.

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It was kinda nice though,

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'cause it was a similar amount of people,

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so we got to talk to everybody.

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- Yeah, totally.

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- But a lot of different people.

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- Yes, we give each person a chance to,

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so hi and chit-chat.

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- And tell us what they like about us.

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- Right, no, just kidding.

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- 'Cause it makes us feel good.

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(laughs)

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- How was your week, Steph?

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I went to our pal, the doctor that we,

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don't say his name.

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- Okay.

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- Okay.

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- I want.

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- You know I'm Diamond?

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- Yes.

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- Our doctor?

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- Yeah.

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- I love him very much.

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- Okay, but.

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- No, there's no but,

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but I am gonna change doctors.

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- No, he like opened up to me.

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(sighs)

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- Okay, well that's me too.

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- Oh, we did it to you too?

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- Yes.

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(laughs)

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- And then I have another friend, the friend that,

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oh my God.

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- We should talk about this on Patreon.

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- Okay, all right, all right, we should.

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- Because I feel like we could get caught.

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- I know, I don't wanna get caught.

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- I know.

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- And did he swear you to secrecy?

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Was he like, please don't tell anybody else?

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- No, he never said that.

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- He told me this, he really,

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he was like, please don't, please don't,

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and then he was going,

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when he probably did to you,

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he was like, "I usually don't open up like this,

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but if you're asking me questions."

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- Yes.

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- But look at how good you are.

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You didn't tell me that he said anything to you.

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- I know, but I did tell my other friend

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who referred me to him.

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I told her and she was like, "What?"

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- Yeah.

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- She's like, "What are you talking about?"

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I've been going in for years.

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He's never told me that.

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- That's crazy.

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- And I felt special, but now,

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oh my God.

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- Okay, Patreon.

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- All right.

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- Okay.

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- Yeah, 'cause it's kind of juicy.

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- I know, and awkward when your GP is like,

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when you're sitting in their office

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and it becomes like a therapy,

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so it's just like, look, all right.

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So am I healthy?

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Am I dying?

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- So am I vitamin D levels, by the way?

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- Yeah.

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- You just want to insert that in the conversation

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somewhere, just like, just work it in.

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- Yeah.

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- How are my sugar levels?

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- It's good.

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- Oh, okay.

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Back to you, please, proceed.

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- Yeah.

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- Isn't that weird?

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- Yeah.

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- All right.

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Well, there it goes, that story.

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We'll save it for Patreon.

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- Well, were you really gonna talk about him?

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- Well, it was just a little in--

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- Oh, just you were just not gonna say his name,

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so then you thought,

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- Yeah, I mean, I could, you wanna talk about it?

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- Or no.

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I don't know, is it really a Patreon?

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I don't know.

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Oh my God.

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- I, I restart the show.

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- Okay.

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- I'm concerned.

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Let's not, let's not.

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- Let's be on the safe side.

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Listen, if you're already a member of Patreon,

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you'll probably enjoy the story.

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- Yeah.

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- And if you are not,

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then you won't, maybe wait a week.

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- Wait a minute, wait a minute.

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- I'm just kidding.

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So how is your health?

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- I don't know, they said if they don't call me by Tuesday.

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Now, I think I'm good,

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but he's ordering all these things, you know.

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- Why'd you go in, just for a year or a while?

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- Just as my year.

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- Oh, okay.

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- So I went in, they took my blood, you know, all that stuff.

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And did they tell you to have a call onoscopy?

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- BS.

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- Mm-hmm.

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It's one of the reasons why I know I should.

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So I'm gonna send you to my guy.

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- Okay, oh good.

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- But one that he normally sends to, okay.

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- Oh, this is awesome.

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- He sent me to somebody.

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Remember, I told you this story, but it was a few years ago.

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- Yeah, I remember, I remember a lot of it.

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- Remember I went,

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I went into the doctor's office,

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to the, he recommended this guy,

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and he had some kind of like a German name.

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And I go in and he's like an older guy,

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but one of these doctors, it's like,

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"Listen, dude, you're a but doctor.

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"Like, don't be so excited about yourself, you know?"

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(laughing)

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He acted like he was some kind of like a Beverly Hills

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plastic surgeon, right?

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- And the building was,

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this is not gonna be interesting to anybody.

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- But where is it?

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- But you know when you're driving,

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when you're almost at the target in Woodland Hills,

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is that big building house?

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- Yeah, it looks like the white house.

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- Yes.

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(laughing)

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- Is there at the white house?

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- Have you ever wondered, is anybody

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that was so weird?

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- It was so weird, I was so weird.

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- What's happening there?

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- Yeah.

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- Every time we drive by it,

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I act like it's some kind of historical lesson

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for the kids and like, there's the white house.

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(laughing)

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You guys, it's this building that really does look

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like the white house.

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It's got all these pillars,

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and you drive by it on the one hand,

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- It does.

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- Freeway and you're like,

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"Oh my God, what is that?"

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- It's one of those buildings that stick out,

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and you're like, there's a target, and there's all those,

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like strip malls, and then there's this white house.

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- Yes.

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- And you're like, "Who is?

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Who lives there?"

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- Who's the real itters in there?

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- Yeah.

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- And who is there offices?

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- Yeah.

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- So the one good part of being recommended

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to this doctor, the butt doctor, is,

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I was like, "Wow, I've never heard of anybody

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who actually is in there, so now I get to see

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inside that building."

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- Yeah.

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- So I go in, and then,

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and it was just like a regular office building inside.

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Maybe a little bit more like a courthouse than an office building,

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which is appropriate, but so I go in the office,

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and the guy comes in to greet me,

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and he's wearing like a shirt that's unbuttoned.

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Remember, it's like, "Are you serious?"

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- Well, it's just like, you know, and I had to do something.

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- It's a tough job.

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- No, it's like he was wearing like a polo shirt.

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- Oh, okay.

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- That was unbuttoned, so you could see kind of tufts of hair,

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and he was like, "Oh, older Jewish man."

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He was wearing a big like, you know,

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and he had that like, "Well, hello."

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And then, remember, he was going like,

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"You're old enough to be having a call at all."

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- Excape, and I was like, "Oh, God, that's not what you're..."

275
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- That's not what you want when you're going to the butt doctor.

276
00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:25,200
- You're doing it in my face, looks like you're right.

277
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- Literally, you see my butt.

278
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(laughing)

279
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- That's old.

280
00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:29,520
- No, that's terrible, but.

281
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- So there is, the point of this story is that he started saying,

282
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"Well, listen, you're gonna wanna be put out,

283
00:07:38,320 --> 00:07:40,080
but your shirt doesn't cover it."

284
00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:40,920
- I remember that.

285
00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:42,960
- But I got all anxious because I was like,

286
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"Well, everybody, I know just does like the toilet sleep."

287
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Shouldn't that be good?

288
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- Yes.

289
00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:50,040
- And he's like, "Ah, you know, I mean, if that's what you wanna do,

290
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you know, if you can't, basically implying like,

291
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if you can't afford the anesthesia,

292
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which is like $250, if you can't afford it,

293
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yeah, I mean, yeah, sure, go with the toilet sleep.

294
00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:01,040
I mean, I don't like it.

295
00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:03,480
He's like, you know, you're a thin person.

296
00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:04,600
- Fuck, you might feel it.

297
00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:06,080
- You're a thin person.

298
00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:07,400
- Yeah, but don't worry about it, don't worry about it.

299
00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:10,040
I mean, you probably will pop out your stomach.

300
00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:10,880
- I know.

301
00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:12,800
- I was like, what?

302
00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:14,480
So then I'm all paranoid.

303
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- Right.

304
00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:16,880
- I come home, I'm like, John,

305
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who's already had his colonoscopy.

306
00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:19,720
- Yeah, I remember my shoulder then,

307
00:08:19,720 --> 00:08:20,800
my back's a year's older than me.

308
00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:21,640
- Yeah.

309
00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:25,040
- And he says, "I don't know, I didn't pay for any extra anesthesia.

310
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I just got what was like covered on the thing.

311
00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:27,880
I was fine."

312
00:08:27,880 --> 00:08:28,720
- Did they put him out?

313
00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:31,600
- Then I started asking people, "No, he had the toilet sleep."

314
00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:32,600
- I was like, "You're out."

315
00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:33,440
- Right.

316
00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:35,600
- But I asked a bunch of people and they said,

317
00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:37,360
"Yeah, I don't know.

318
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Like I think, no, I don't think I was fully out.

319
00:08:39,680 --> 00:08:40,520
I don't know."

320
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- Right.

321
00:08:41,360 --> 00:08:44,360
- So then I got like paralyzed with fear.

322
00:08:44,360 --> 00:08:45,200
- Right.

323
00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:46,040
- I just never did it.

324
00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:47,360
So the next year I go back to our doctor.

325
00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:48,600
- Oh, Stephanie, you're just like me.

326
00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:49,440
- No, I'm not done with that.

327
00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:50,280
- But I have done it.

328
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- I know.

329
00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:52,600
- So then I go back to the doctor the next year.

330
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He's like, "So did you have the colonoscopy?"

331
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And I was like, "No, not so much."

332
00:08:57,120 --> 00:09:01,360
So I'm like, "Okay, so then he says me."

333
00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:03,600
- I said, "Well, I would have done the same.

334
00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:05,200
It would have taken me another year."

335
00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:06,040
- It took me.

336
00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:07,520
So I was like, to be honest with you,

337
00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:09,520
I said, "The doctor kind of freaked me out

338
00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:10,520
and I told him the story."

339
00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:13,120
I was like, "I just didn't really feel that comfortable."

340
00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:16,720
And then I, but I had paid the $75

341
00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:18,200
for the specialist appointment.

342
00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:20,640
- So you have to go in for an appointment first?

343
00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:22,040
- Well, yes, in this case.

344
00:09:22,040 --> 00:09:22,960
- He said, "Yes."

345
00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:26,280
- So then he said, "I was like, and then I feel like

346
00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:28,480
you told me that that was the only game in town,

347
00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:29,320
that's the only guy."

348
00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:32,480
So I sort of like decided not to do it for then.

349
00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:34,920
And then I said, "Can't I do that thing I hear

350
00:09:34,920 --> 00:09:36,040
the ads about all the time?"

351
00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:39,040
Where you just like poop in a cup and then they just

352
00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:39,880
check it out for you.

353
00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:40,720
- Right, right.

354
00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:41,560
- Like, why can't I do that?

355
00:09:41,560 --> 00:09:42,400
- Right, right.

356
00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:46,400
- He's like, "I just rather that you have a colonoscopy

357
00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:49,920
because they can find polyps,

358
00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:52,200
they can start anything that's already there."

359
00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:54,800
And then if you want the next time, five years later,

360
00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:57,440
you can just do the test and then when you're 60,

361
00:09:57,440 --> 00:09:58,440
do it again.

362
00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:01,520
So I was like, "All right, but I need a different doctor."

363
00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:05,680
So then he says, and I was like, "Dude, you buried the lead."

364
00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:08,520
He's like, "Well, the doctor I personally use

365
00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:09,800
is really great."

366
00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:10,640
- Right.

367
00:10:10,640 --> 00:10:12,400
- Well, why don't you give me the one you have to use?

368
00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:13,240
- Yes, yes.

369
00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:14,080
- Way back then.

370
00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:15,120
- Right.

371
00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:16,760
- I'm gonna use the old house doctor.

372
00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:17,600
- Right.

373
00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:18,760
- House burger.

374
00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:19,600
- Yeah, good.

375
00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:20,960
- When I could be using like the good doctor.

376
00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:21,800
- Yes.

377
00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:22,640
- Good doctor.

378
00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:24,400
- You don't want the ones with the bell pepper sticking out.

379
00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:28,240
- The parsley.

380
00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:29,240
- Parsley doesn't belong in here.

381
00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:30,080
- No.

382
00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:31,840
- God darn it is so hot in here.

383
00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:33,200
- It is hot.

384
00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:34,040
- I'm dying.

385
00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:38,120
Hot flashes, colonoscopies.

386
00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:39,120
- Yeah.

387
00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:43,480
- Okay, so it gives me the name of the good doctor who's,

388
00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:46,960
so you might now remember this story

389
00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:48,760
because now this happened more recently

390
00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:50,600
when I actually got the colonoscopy.

391
00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:53,760
So I go into the other one and he's kind of like

392
00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:54,760
between you and me.

393
00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:56,200
He's in North Hollywood.

394
00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:57,200
- Oh, nice.

395
00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:58,560
Oh, I like North, that's good.

396
00:10:58,560 --> 00:11:00,360
- Yeah, and I went in.

397
00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:03,760
He also is somewhere else that he has office hours.

398
00:11:03,760 --> 00:11:05,400
He's like, and I wanna say,

399
00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:07,000
calabassas or somewhere else.

400
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:07,920
- Right.

401
00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:08,760
- West like village.

402
00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:10,560
- Somewhere I don't ever frequent.

403
00:11:10,560 --> 00:11:11,400
- Right.

404
00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:13,240
- But anyway, I go in to see him.

405
00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:16,080
He's young, memories kind of cute,

406
00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:17,400
but he's really normal.

407
00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:18,240
- Yes.

408
00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:19,240
- No, but he was like kind of funny.

409
00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:20,080
- Right.

410
00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,920
- I felt much more at ease.

411
00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:23,840
And then he just didn't even give me a choice.

412
00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:25,680
He's like, no, you're paying for the anesthesia.

413
00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:26,520
- Uh-huh.

414
00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:28,520
- He's like, I don't even mess around.

415
00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:29,360
- Right.

416
00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:30,200
- He's like, that's it.

417
00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:31,040
- That's good.

418
00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:33,120
- He goes, I don't know, it's like $250,

419
00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:34,520
though they'll hit you up for it.

420
00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:36,360
He's like, but I just don't wanna,

421
00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:38,440
it's not worth making a decision about,

422
00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:39,280
let's just put you out.

423
00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:40,960
And I was like, oh, okay, I like that.

424
00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:41,800
- Yeah.

425
00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:44,600
So did you have to have somebody pick you up?

426
00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:47,000
- I got, yeah, I got dropped off.

427
00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,040
Yeah.

428
00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,320
But you could take an Uber, I think.

429
00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:50,160
- Yeah.

430
00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:51,000
- Maybe not.

431
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:51,840
- Maybe not.

432
00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:53,040
- Just who was Wendy's out here?

433
00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:54,960
- Not yet, but all right.

434
00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:56,960
Okay, so now I know what to look forward to.

435
00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:58,800
Now I know what to plan for.

436
00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:01,400
- And then that, and then remember I did the prep,

437
00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:04,120
and it was that part does suck.

438
00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:05,440
I'm not gonna lie to you.

439
00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:08,240
But not as bad as I thought it would be.

440
00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:11,920
People paint it to be this horrible,

441
00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:14,120
the worst part was being hungry,

442
00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:15,480
but you drink all that stuff,

443
00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:16,960
and then you don't eat that much anyway.

444
00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:17,800
So what do you do?

445
00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:18,640
- Do you notice?

446
00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:19,800
- You don't drink anything.

447
00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:20,640
- You just drink everything.

448
00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:22,120
- Okay, so they tell you,

449
00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:23,640
- This isn't interesting for anybody.

450
00:12:23,640 --> 00:12:24,640
- I think so, right?

451
00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:26,920
- I think so, they tell you not to eat anything,

452
00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:31,320
but I still had a little, I had a light breakfast at 8 AM.

453
00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:32,840
'Cause I was like, you had no meal in your house.

454
00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:34,840
- There's no possible way I'm gonna,

455
00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:38,440
no, I had some egg whites and a piece of toast.

456
00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:39,960
- Oh, okay, with butter.

457
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,840
I felt like that might hold me over better,

458
00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:44,240
but honestly, by 10 AM I was already hungry again.

459
00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:45,080
- Right.

460
00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:46,240
- Didn't do that much for me.

461
00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:47,800
- I am hungry in the morning.

462
00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:51,840
But it was fine, by the afternoon you start drinking the stuff,

463
00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:53,240
by four o'clock in the afternoon,

464
00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:55,640
and then you're full from drinking that,

465
00:12:55,640 --> 00:12:57,560
and then I fell asleep that night,

466
00:12:57,560 --> 00:13:02,880
and it's not, she made it sound like it's the worst thing

467
00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:05,280
that's ever happened, it wasn't that bad.

468
00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:07,640
If anyone's ever been on a fast,

469
00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:10,120
so you don't eat anything the day before?

470
00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:11,040
- Mm-hmm.

471
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:12,840
- Oh, fuck.

472
00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:14,480
No, I had breakfast that morning though, that's what I said.

473
00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:15,840
- The morning of the thing.

474
00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:17,560
- No, the morning before the thing.

475
00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:18,400
- Oh, before the thing.

476
00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:20,040
- I had breakfast, then I didn't eat

477
00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:22,280
for the rest of the day, then you go to sleep that night,

478
00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:23,600
then the next morning you go in,

479
00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:25,400
have the procedure, and then you can eat whatever you want.

480
00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:27,480
- Okay, got it.

481
00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:30,040
- The procedure itself was fine.

482
00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:31,200
- Right.

483
00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:33,560
You might recall that I was in the office

484
00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:35,400
getting ready for it, and I was trying to jook around

485
00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:36,800
with people, and they were not in the mood.

486
00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:37,800
- Right.

487
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:39,920
- I was like, I get it, I get it.

488
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,240
You know?

489
00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:42,240
- Who's hungry?

490
00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:43,440
(laughing)

491
00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:45,760
- Oh, would you have her breakfast this morning?

492
00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:47,280
(laughing)

493
00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:48,680
- Well, call it, ask her to be humorous.

494
00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:49,520
- Right, right.

495
00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:50,840
- You're like, mm-hmm.

496
00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:53,960
(laughing)

497
00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:55,360
- Then I go to sleep.

498
00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:58,040
Night night.

499
00:13:58,040 --> 00:13:59,120
- Yes.

500
00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:00,840
And then I do remember telling them,

501
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,560
can you please put me out before you turn me over

502
00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:07,520
and expose my bum to everybody in this room?

503
00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:08,360
- And they did?

504
00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:09,200
- Yeah.

505
00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:10,040
- Okay.

506
00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:10,880
- All right.

507
00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:11,880
I was like, this is embarrassing.

508
00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:12,720
- And it doesn't hurt.

509
00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:13,560
- And it's the worst part.

510
00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:15,560
The worst part is, really, you guys are gonna be looking

511
00:14:15,560 --> 00:14:18,200
at my butt and putting things in there.

512
00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:20,920
Like, "Duh, I don't wanna know if anything that happens."

513
00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:22,080
- Right.

514
00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:22,920
- In my business.

515
00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:23,760
- Yes.

516
00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:24,600
- Just put me to sleep.

517
00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:25,760
- Absolutely.

518
00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:26,920
- Why would?

519
00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:28,080
- Yeah.

520
00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:29,600
- Imagine what I'd say.

521
00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:30,600
- Imagine what I'd say.

522
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,720
- So then when you woke up, there was no pain,

523
00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:33,960
no anything?

524
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,280
- Oh no.

525
00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:36,120
- Mm-mm.

526
00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:36,960
- Okay.

527
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:37,800
- No.

528
00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:41,560
And, as you know, when you wake up from surgery,

529
00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:44,320
that kind of anesthesia, it's hard to wake up, right?

530
00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:45,240
This is not that hard.

531
00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:47,640
It was a little bit more like waking up from a little nap.

532
00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:48,480
- Okay.

533
00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:50,000
- Like you wake up and you're like,

534
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,920
"Oh, where am I for a second?"

535
00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:53,360
But then you kind of feel fine.

536
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:54,200
- Yeah.

537
00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:55,040
- Okay.

538
00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:56,480
- I was, they told me not to drive for the rest of the day,

539
00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:58,880
but honestly, a few hours late.

540
00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:00,600
I went home, laid in bed for a little while,

541
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,600
not because I was in pain, just because I was a little tired.

542
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:03,440
- Right.

543
00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:04,280
- And then I was fine.

544
00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:05,120
- Okay.

545
00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:05,960
- I went to the store.

546
00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:06,960
- All right, still had to cook dinner, though.

547
00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:07,960
- Yeah, you know.

548
00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:08,960
- Of course.

549
00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:09,960
I know.

550
00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:10,960
- Nobody's like, "No, you, just rest."

551
00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:11,960
- Just the rest.

552
00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:13,600
- You had to call it Oscar, "Peace, sweetheart."

553
00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:15,120
You just, nobody says that, didn't you?

554
00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:16,720
- No, they don't.

555
00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:17,560
- Of course.

556
00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:18,400
- No one cares.

557
00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:19,240
- Nobody cares.

558
00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:20,240
- Mom, what's for dinner?

559
00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:21,240
- Mm-mm.

560
00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:22,240
I had a hysterectomy.

561
00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:23,880
I was asked, they asked me what's going on.

562
00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:24,880
What's for dinner?

563
00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:25,880
And they got home.

564
00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:28,920
Like, you know, laying in bed for how long?

565
00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:30,920
Come on now, you gotta get back on the horse.

566
00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:33,560
- Oh my God, I was just talking to Robin.

567
00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:34,400
- Robin.

568
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:38,040
- About, about men.

569
00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:43,040
And how they never, it's a weird, I think it's a male thing

570
00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:45,920
and some of you men are gonna get all offended.

571
00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:46,760
- Right.

572
00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:47,600
- And I don't really care.

573
00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:49,040
It seems to be a thing where,

574
00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:52,440
and maybe it's because when we were kids,

575
00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:56,400
there were more traditional roles and the mom figured out

576
00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:57,720
what's for dinner all the time,

577
00:15:57,720 --> 00:15:59,840
but I feel like there's a thing where,

578
00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:02,680
no matter how equal John is,

579
00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:05,400
he still wants to know like, what is the plan?

580
00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:06,240
Like, do you eat?

581
00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:07,240
- Totally, what's the plan?

582
00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:08,080
- They want to know.

583
00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:08,920
- They want to know.

584
00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:09,760
- I ain't got what I'm gonna do.

585
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:10,600
- Yeah, you're gonna be doing.

586
00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:11,800
- Absolutely.

587
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:13,920
Yeah, no matter how equal.

588
00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:16,200
- There is something to that.

589
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:19,760
I went out with my friend just to hang out

590
00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:21,280
and it was sort of in the evening

591
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:22,840
and I started getting texts from John,

592
00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:26,440
like, hey, just what's the plan for dinner?

593
00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:28,120
He's like, well obviously I'm not home.

594
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:28,960
(laughing)

595
00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:29,800
There's a plan.

596
00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:30,640
You make a plan.

597
00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:32,520
So before you go out, do you tell them,

598
00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:34,400
like, I'm not gonna be home in time for dinner

599
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:37,160
or I'm going out to dinner?

600
00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:40,680
That's your cue to, well, take care dinner.

601
00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:43,640
- So Tuesday night and Thursday night these days,

602
00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:44,720
I've been teaching.

603
00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:46,280
So from five to eight,

604
00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:49,000
which you think is right during dinner time.

605
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:52,000
But John's okay waiting for him to get done

606
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,080
to figure out what's for dinner.

607
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:57,640
Yeah, but finally recently he started,

608
00:16:57,640 --> 00:16:59,920
like, coming up with some sort of a plan

609
00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:02,320
but he usually doesn't get the plan in motion

610
00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:03,840
until after I'm already done teaching.

611
00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:06,120
So therefore I have to be included in it still.

612
00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:09,800
- Remember when I used to drive to Costa Mesa

613
00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:11,960
and I would complain 'cause I would get a call

614
00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:15,120
two hours away, like, being in traffic.

615
00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:17,560
- Hey, so I'm just trying to think about dinner.

616
00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:19,120
Well, think about it on your own time.

617
00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:20,960
I'm driving a listen to a podcast.

618
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:23,080
(laughing)

619
00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:25,240
Have some thoughts and you don't need to share them

620
00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:26,720
with me, just take care of it.

621
00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:27,560
- Execute them.

622
00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:29,720
(laughing)

623
00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:31,320
Wow. - I need to brainstorm.

624
00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:32,800
- No. - But need to always say,

625
00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:34,720
oh, okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

626
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,400
I'm just trying to ask because I thought

627
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,960
in case you had a plan, why would I have a plan?

628
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:40,920
Why would this time that I drove to Costa Mesa

629
00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:42,640
be different than any other time?

630
00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:44,920
Do you think I was, do you think I really this morning

631
00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:47,240
was like, well, tonight I'm making roast chicken?

632
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,080
- Mm-hmm.

633
00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:49,520
- When I get home, when I get home, our day.

634
00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:50,520
- Right.

635
00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:51,520
I know what to do.

636
00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:52,680
- They don't think.

637
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:53,520
- Or do they pizza?

638
00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:54,360
- Right.

639
00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:56,800
So they, yeah.

640
00:17:56,800 --> 00:18:01,000
I just, the whole, you take care of,

641
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:04,040
they never, my kids are always wanting to know

642
00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:05,800
where I am all the time.

643
00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:07,520
- You are. - You're talking to on the phone.

644
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:09,480
- Me too. - Always, always.

645
00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:12,200
Especially sunny nowadays, you know?

646
00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:13,800
And then they wanna know, okay, well,

647
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:16,280
we'll wait until mom gets home, then we'll eat.

648
00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:17,120
- Mom, what?

649
00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:19,320
- Why? - Right, you know?

650
00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:20,160
Right.

651
00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:22,880
Or we'll wait 'til she's done exercising, we'll eat.

652
00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:23,920
Just eat.

653
00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:26,480
- Right. - You guys, like, where, there's,

654
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:29,120
you know, there's leftovers, they're old enough,

655
00:18:29,120 --> 00:18:30,920
by the way, to make themselves.

656
00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:34,000
I make sure that the fridge is stock now.

657
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:37,360
They're 14, they need to learn how to make, you know,

658
00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:39,400
the day before it's like, what do we need for lunch?

659
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:42,160
I make sure they have their lunch the next day.

660
00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:44,480
And then like, I gotta watch the clock and go,

661
00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:47,040
oh, here they come, they're gonna come out in a minute.

662
00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:49,120
I gotta warm it up, I gotta get it.

663
00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:51,160
But, you know, I understand that part,

664
00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:52,600
but they're old enough.

665
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,560
And then of course they do this thing where it's like,

666
00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:56,680
yeah, well, it sounded good last night,

667
00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:59,000
but do we have anything else?

668
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,080
Sure we do.

669
00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:01,560
Make it, right?

670
00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:03,600
But do you think we did that to ourselves?

671
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,600
Yes, yes.

672
00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:09,080
I feel like we might have set the stage,

673
00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:10,440
not for our success.

674
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:13,200
- No, we didn't set us up for failure.

675
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:17,400
- Because I think it really does go back to me going,

676
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,400
do you want me to put some cream cheese on the bagel?

677
00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:20,480
- I know, absolutely.

678
00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:22,640
- Oh, I don't, there's too many buttons on the toaster I don't

679
00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:23,580
know with how to do to bagel.

680
00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:27,480
And instead of teaching them, how to fish, I just brought

681
00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:28,480
them some salmon on a plate.

682
00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:30,000
- Right, absolutely.

683
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,880
- I'm like okay, let me hear, I'll show you.

684
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:33,680
And then I show them and then they...

685
00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:34,760
The next time, they still.

686
00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:35,820
- Yeah.

687
00:19:35,820 --> 00:19:39,360
- Zander has learned how to do more stuff than Sadie.

688
00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:43,000
But if I offer, which I sometimes, it's like a,

689
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,080
knee jerk reaction, it's like,

690
00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:48,880
- I'm hungry, and I'm like, oh, there's some fried rice

691
00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:50,120
from Trader Joe's.

692
00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:51,600
Do you want me to make it for you?

693
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:52,840
Okay, sure.

694
00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:56,360
And then I'm like, I got a story for you.

695
00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:57,200
- What?

696
00:19:57,200 --> 00:20:02,040
- So you're gonna lose your mind, Stephanie, except,

697
00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:03,440
but all right.

698
00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:05,760
So it's about a bagel.

699
00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:08,640
- Once upon a bagel.

700
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:10,160
- I'm gonna be so mad.

701
00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:12,560
I'm getting mad, my blood pressure just went up.

702
00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:14,080
- I gotta go see our doctor.

703
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:15,280
- Right, and hear about his life.

704
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:16,120
- Yes.

705
00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:19,000
- Go to my doctor and hear about his life.

706
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:19,840
- Go on.

707
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:22,720
- So, all right, yeah.

708
00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:26,440
The other day, okay.

709
00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:27,600
Let's back up for a second.

710
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:30,400
Couple months ago, when they were still in school,

711
00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,960
or months back when they were still in school.

712
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:35,200
You know, I don't know if you've heard this before,

713
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,560
but Adam doesn't like sunny.

714
00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:39,840
Doesn't really care that much about Natalia.

715
00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:40,880
And I ask him why.

716
00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:42,520
And he said, because you tell me all the time,

717
00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:43,960
how healthy she is.

718
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:45,160
So I don't know to worry about her.

719
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:47,560
And I'm like, not really though.

720
00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:49,640
I don't think that's the reason why I think it's,

721
00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:53,360
'cause she's gonna do what the fuck she wants to do.

722
00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:56,040
And she ain't give a shit what you want her to do.

723
00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:57,520
And I think you know that.

724
00:20:57,520 --> 00:20:59,760
So that's why you're leaving Natalia alone.

725
00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:01,800
That's why Natalia is not jumping into the freezing cold.

726
00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:03,840
- Story about a bagel.

727
00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:04,680
About a bagel.

728
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:07,160
- Once upon a bagel.

729
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:10,640
- Okay, way back, when they were still going to school,

730
00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:13,120
we were arguing about what they were gonna need

731
00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:14,920
for breakfast constantly.

732
00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:18,960
And so Brittany comes up with a solution like she does

733
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:24,120
and was saying, okay, so what do you think Adam could do

734
00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:25,000
to help you?

735
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:28,000
Because there's a weird thing between sunny and night.

736
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:31,880
He does not eat anything I make.

737
00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:33,080
- Really? - Really?

738
00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:37,120
I mean, unless Olga made it and I heated up, maybe,

739
00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:40,400
but for the most part, or if I'm like heating up a pizza,

740
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,680
like frozen, whatever, frozen food,

741
00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:45,280
but if I take the time to cook it,

742
00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:47,680
like if I make him oatmeal in the morning, you know?

743
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:50,480
- You're allowed to defrost, but if you put any

744
00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:52,360
of your own ingredients in there, not so much.

745
00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:53,200
- Not so much.

746
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:54,040
- No, I don't know.

747
00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:57,640
He's been that way since he was a baby before he could talk.

748
00:21:57,640 --> 00:22:02,640
Like he just doesn't want to, if Olga makes the exact same dish,

749
00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:04,600
he'll eat it up.

750
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:07,240
I make it, he'll have like one or two, you know,

751
00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:09,920
he plays it down really, you know?

752
00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:10,760
- Right.

753
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:12,680
- He's just got this thing, but there's just that thing between us.

754
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:13,760
I don't know, it's weird.

755
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:14,600
- What do you think?

756
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,080
- I think so, yeah.

757
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:18,440
Like from when, we know they say it's kind of a power struggle

758
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:19,280
when they're a kid.

759
00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:21,680
Yeah, I think he's holding onto that fucking thing forever.

760
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:23,240
It's going to the great.

761
00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:27,520
'Cause he still just doesn't want to eat anything I make, make,

762
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:29,000
you know, cook.

763
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,240
So, I have that hard time.

764
00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:32,840
So I was telling Brittany about that stuff.

765
00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:34,880
I go, I scramble him his eggs.

766
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:37,720
He loves an egg and cheese burrito.

767
00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:39,680
I can make that all day long.

768
00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:42,160
I'm a great scramble egg person.

769
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:43,000
- Okay.

770
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:46,080
- And doesn't, I just made him that a couple days ago.

771
00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:48,200
Takes two bites and it's like, yeah, okay.

772
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,600
That's fine, I'm good.

773
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:50,440
He just doesn't.

774
00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:53,320
- A lot of downwind.

775
00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:54,160
- Okay.

776
00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:55,000
- It's not that great.

777
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:55,840
- Right.

778
00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:56,680
- Don't get too excited.

779
00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:57,520
That's what it's like.

780
00:22:57,520 --> 00:22:58,360
- Yeah, a lot of it.

781
00:22:58,360 --> 00:22:59,200
- Yeah, a lot of it enough.

782
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:00,040
- Right, not cheesy enough.

783
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:00,880
- But good try, good effort.

784
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:04,360
A lot of kids are like that, you think?

785
00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:06,040
- I think so.

786
00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:08,920
Well, I actually not about that,

787
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:12,080
but about not eating, you know, having two bites.

788
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:13,400
If you're trying to force them to eat

789
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:14,840
when they're not that hungry.

790
00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:16,840
- Right, yeah, I know.

791
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:19,680
So, you know, some mornings he is hungry.

792
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:21,920
Some mornings, not so much.

793
00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:24,080
All right, so now we're homeschooling

794
00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:26,200
and he doesn't have to eat before he leaves.

795
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:28,560
He can have something at break time, whatever.

796
00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:33,240
The other morning, he wanted a bagel.

797
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:35,680
And I've been making bagels for him, you know?

798
00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:37,880
I just automatically get up.

799
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:41,200
I make myself one, yeah, I totally have to sneak, yeah.

800
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:42,680
- You may have like a second house

801
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:44,000
that's got it just a toaster in there.

802
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:44,840
- Just a toaster?

803
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:45,840
- Just a toaster.

804
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:46,840
(laughing)

805
00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:49,000
- Sneak over, get in the car, drive over there,

806
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,000
get your bagel out, toast them a bagel.

807
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,320
- Right, no, you know what I do is I toast it up

808
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:55,720
and pray that Adam doesn't walk in the kitchen.

809
00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:57,040
- Oh my God, it's like postmates.

810
00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:57,880
- Uh-huh.

811
00:23:57,880 --> 00:23:58,720
- And it's exactly.

812
00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:02,080
And then just because I don't wanna hear his, you know,

813
00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:05,600
nagging, so then it comes up, it pops up,

814
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:08,320
then sometimes I hear him coming down the stairs, you know,

815
00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:10,520
from he just wakes up, I had a bedroom door open.

816
00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:11,360
- Right.

817
00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:13,120
- And my hurry up, hurry up, I could see where he's coming

818
00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:16,040
and then I'll pop it up, I'm like, that's good enough,

819
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:19,360
put it on the paper plate and then I'll go into the other room

820
00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:21,400
with the cream cheese.

821
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:22,800
- My God.

822
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:25,360
- Into the closet and the pantry closet,

823
00:24:25,360 --> 00:24:27,680
'cause he doesn't go in there and I just,

824
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:30,200
I, you know, spread it up in there.

825
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,160
- Oh my God, and then send Sunday attacks.

826
00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:33,000
- Yeah, I have it.

827
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,360
- Okay, go down to the pantry.

828
00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:35,640
- I left it in there.

829
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:38,560
- Totally, that's exactly, I do that,

830
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:40,040
or if I know he's gonna be in the kitchen,

831
00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:44,080
then I hurry it up and then I rush it down to his room.

832
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:44,920
Yeah.

833
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:46,760
- So that's what I have to do.

834
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:51,760
- John doesn't like it when I make frozen meals in the thing.

835
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:55,960
Okay, so he's got this thing about how

836
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:57,840
microwaving plastic is terrible.

837
00:24:57,840 --> 00:24:58,680
- Yeah.

838
00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:00,440
- Which, I know, I'm sure it is.

839
00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:03,640
It totally is, it causes Alzheimer's, that's what he says.

840
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:08,120
And I'm sure that he's right, but I am so fucking lazy.

841
00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:08,960
- I know.

842
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:11,920
- But when I'm hungry, I just wanna put the thing in the microwave.

843
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:12,760
- Yes.

844
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:14,880
- So he went and bought all these,

845
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:16,960
- I was, he went, he didn't go anywhere.

846
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:19,640
He ordered them on Amazon, all these pyrrex dishes,

847
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:21,840
and others, so I have no excuse.

848
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:24,680
- So when I make something for the kids,

849
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:26,880
I dump the frozen meal into a pyrrex thing,

850
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:28,400
cover it and put it in the microwave.

851
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:30,160
- But a lot of times I don't do it for myself,

852
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:31,360
I just can't be bothered.

853
00:25:31,360 --> 00:25:33,680
But same thing, I have to sneak, like if I,

854
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:34,840
I don't want him to come out,

855
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:36,840
and I don't want him to see the telltale,

856
00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:40,480
like the box without the empty plastic,

857
00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:41,480
because then he'll know,

858
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:42,320
- Right.

859
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:43,680
- Right, scared he's gonna like peek into the microwave

860
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:44,880
to be like, what's in there?

861
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:45,720
- Right.

862
00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:46,560
- Is there plastic in there?

863
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:47,400
- Right.

864
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:49,200
- And then it has happened before where he's caught me,

865
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:51,640
and then he's been like, I just asked this one thing.

866
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:52,800
- Ah.

867
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:54,640
- I just asked this one thing,

868
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:55,480
- That's the only thing.

869
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:56,320
- That's the only thing.

870
00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:59,600
- And then I'm like, I know I usually do, but,

871
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:02,440
okay, so what happened with the big ol'?

872
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:03,800
Maybe if you made them dinner,

873
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:06,160
I wouldn't be so tired and lazy.

874
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:08,880
- So, yeah, so, all right, he wants a bagel.

875
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:10,680
So I go and make him his bagel,

876
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:15,080
and he goes, wait, one more, oh no!

877
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:18,840
Wait, no, sorry, sorry, it wasn't a bagel at this point,

878
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:22,880
it was oatmeal, 'cause Natalia, yay.

879
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:23,720
- Wait.

880
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:26,080
- He's also not allowed to have an oatmeal?

881
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:28,360
I mean, I've been eating oatmeal for breakfast

882
00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:29,200
for the last like, 20 more.

883
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:31,600
- Of course, yes, of course.

884
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:33,040
- What's wrong with oatmeal?

885
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:34,960
- 'Cause he's a growl, he's a corn,

886
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:37,440
corn, he needs his protein, I know.

887
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:39,280
- So he can have protein at the next meal.

888
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:41,080
- I get it. - But it's not gonna be the stomach.

889
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:42,320
- I know.

890
00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:43,480
- I'm gonna put it out of my phone.

891
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:44,320
- I know.

892
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:46,160
- Steel cut, too, by the way.

893
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:48,480
Steel cut, mother fucking oats.

894
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:49,600
- I'm sweetened.

895
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:53,400
I put the heavy cream, the milk, I stir it up,

896
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:56,400
I put the sugar and cinnamon and all that,

897
00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:58,480
and with sunny, I put blueberries in it.

898
00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:00,240
I was gonna say, little berries never hurt anyone.

899
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:01,560
- Right, it's the best.

900
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:02,560
- Not any omkippur.

901
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:03,400
- Right.

902
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:04,240
- Okay.

903
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:05,360
- Can't have it on berries on your own.

904
00:27:05,360 --> 00:27:06,640
- No, no, no, it's supposed to fast.

905
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:07,960
- Right, okay, anyway, go on.

906
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,960
- Well, okay, so it's young kippur every day.

907
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:10,800
And now, for some--

908
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:11,840
- 'Cause I was sounding a little Jewish,

909
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:13,200
that's why I was like a little sounding,

910
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:14,440
a little yenta.

911
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:15,440
- Yes, okay.

912
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:19,280
So I make, so what happened is, what happened?

913
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:21,760
Natalia sends me a text.

914
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:24,520
(laughing)

915
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:25,960
She sends me a text, she's like,

916
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:27,520
"Can you make me oatmeal?"

917
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:29,120
And I was like, "Yeah, that sounds good,

918
00:27:29,120 --> 00:27:30,560
"I haven't made it in a long time."

919
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:33,040
So I sent Sonia text and said, "You want some oatmeal,

920
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:34,120
"I'm making it for her."

921
00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:35,640
Sure, he says.

922
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:39,000
All right, so I make two bowls of oatmeal.

923
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,040
I bring her the bowl.

924
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:42,200
- I love that I'm getting tense,

925
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:44,480
like this is some kind of like a mafia movie.

926
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:46,080
Like is there gonna be a hit put out?

927
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:47,560
- Yeah, maybe.

928
00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:50,160
- I'm getting, like, "Oh, don't get caught."

929
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:52,160
- Leigh, don't take the gun and learn the--

930
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:54,480
- Stirring it on the, there's horror music playing

931
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:56,040
while you're stirring it on the stove.

932
00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:58,160
- Right, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don,

933
00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:01,320
so yeah, I circling like a shark.

934
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:03,720
So I bring,

935
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:06,720
"Himney oatmeal, I bring, I'm about to walk down the hall,

936
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:08,280
"he turns the corner."

937
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:09,480
Oh, what you got there?

938
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:11,640
I go, "Ah, that's for Natalia."

939
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:28,040
- Oh, would Sunny eat?

940
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:29,040
- No.

941
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:31,760
- I go, "Well, she asked for it, so I asked him if he wanted some,

942
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:33,280
"so I gave him some too."

943
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:36,520
Okay, so you didn't say anything at that point in time?

944
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:37,520
- No!

945
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:38,520
- I come back in the kitchen.

946
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:39,520
We'll on it.

947
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:41,520
We need to, we need to really, we gotta figure this out.

948
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:43,520
Bagels and oatmeal in the morning.

949
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:45,720
You wanna scramble up an egg for him?

950
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:47,320
By all means, get up and do it.

951
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:48,320
That's what I told them.

952
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:50,160
- I don't understand, it's so controlling,

953
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:52,040
like you can't have a bowl of oatmeal.

954
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:53,680
- Right.

955
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:55,880
Right, because he's a growing boy,

956
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:57,320
and he needs his protein and--

957
00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:58,160
- So what?

958
00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:00,920
- So he can have some protein as soon as he gets hungry again.

959
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:02,120
That's what I do.

960
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:04,040
I eat my cream of wheat in the morning,

961
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:05,240
it used to be oatmeal.

962
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:07,360
I go back and forth, cream of wheat.

963
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:08,200
- Me too.

964
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:10,440
- And then by like 1130,

965
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:11,720
I'm starting to get hungry again.

966
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:13,440
So then around there, I start thinking about what I want

967
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:14,800
for lunch and then by lunch time,

968
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:15,640
I make some protein.

969
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:17,200
- Right, no shit.

970
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:19,320
It's because he wants to control, exactly.

971
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:20,680
He wants to be able to control.

972
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:22,120
- And it doesn't matter.

973
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:23,800
The kids will eat when they're hungry.

974
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:25,680
They, I mean, and listen,

975
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:27,160
I'm not saying that across the board.

976
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:29,400
Yes, when Sadie was a baby, she didn't eat,

977
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:31,520
and it had to figure that out and got a nutritionist.

978
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:32,360
But, but, - Right.

979
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:34,120
- But when is, if there was a problem,

980
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:36,360
we're gonna address it, but there's not a problem.

981
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:38,720
They, Sunny will eat, if he's hungry.

982
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:39,560
- Right.

983
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:41,240
- So he eats a balance of foods.

984
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:42,080
- He cares.

985
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:42,920
- Right.

986
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:44,520
So, we're in the kitchen.

987
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:46,920
I tell him this and I tell him like, listen,

988
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:50,400
if you want to do it, by all means.

989
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:52,040
But I'm tired of this argument

990
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,080
and I'm not gonna continue.

991
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:55,480
Why would I make him scream?

992
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:57,760
I just, by the way, made him scramble eggs

993
00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:01,560
in cheese burrito yesterday and he took two bites

994
00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:02,840
and went back to class.

995
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:05,800
So, I try, but I don't, you know,

996
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:07,120
- Also, you're not a sous chef.

997
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:08,080
You're not, right.

998
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:09,720
You're not opening the restaurant in the morning

999
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:10,920
and taking everybody's order.

1000
00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:12,640
It's like if somebody says they want oatmeal

1001
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,040
and the other person agrees to it.

1002
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:14,880
- Right, right.

1003
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:15,720
- Right on the bowl, exactly.

1004
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:18,000
But I'm not like taking everybody's order.

1005
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,440
It's not a freaking room service.

1006
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:22,200
You're not slipping a sheet under their door

1007
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:23,040
with the check mark.

1008
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:24,040
Do you want to OJ with this?

1009
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:25,240
To large or small?

1010
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:26,080
Bacon?

1011
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:26,920
What kind?

1012
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:28,080
Turkey bacon, regular sausage.

1013
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:28,920
- Bacon, right?

1014
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:29,760
- Yeah.

1015
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:30,600
- With your eggs.

1016
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:32,040
I mean, if I had that though,

1017
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:33,520
they wouldn't even want all that.

1018
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:35,400
They would want what, you know,

1019
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,240
I said, Sunny doesn't really eat anymore.

1020
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:38,080
- Any other day in a...

1021
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:39,680
- Do you do like any more in the morning?

1022
00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:40,680
- Right, like he doesn't eat.

1023
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:43,080
He has like nuts and stuff once in a while,

1024
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:44,840
but he usually doesn't eat

1025
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:46,440
and don't get mad right now

1026
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:47,880
because she asks for the oatmeal.

1027
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:49,960
And by the way, why do you always pick on him?

1028
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:51,480
How come it's not a problem with her?

1029
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:54,200
And he goes, "Because you tell me she eats."

1030
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:56,400
So she eats healthy.

1031
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:59,960
Okay, but still, like, it's a control thing.

1032
00:30:59,960 --> 00:31:01,840
So he's like, I don't know why this has to be

1033
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:02,880
such a big discussion.

1034
00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:05,840
I said, well, obviously things don't,

1035
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:08,440
it's not working to your liking,

1036
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:11,040
so you figure out a solution.

1037
00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:13,600
I, by the way, told you months ago,

1038
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:15,480
'cause Brittany came up with something,

1039
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:17,600
what do you think would be a good way

1040
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:19,400
for the kids to eat healthy?

1041
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:23,280
I said, I would love for Adam to not come about it

1042
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:25,920
as a judgy person to go to Sunny and go,

1043
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:28,920
hey, on a Saturday, let's come with me to Trader Joe's

1044
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:30,440
or we're gonna go to the grocery store.

1045
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:31,920
Let's pick out some snacks

1046
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:34,320
and let's get something that you want to eat in the morning.

1047
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:36,840
And go shopping with him and find out, like,

1048
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:39,520
maybe he's only okay with protein in the morning.

1049
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:42,400
Fine, if that's what he wants, whatever he's okay with,

1050
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:43,440
I don't give a shit.

1051
00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:44,760
Whatever, Sunny is gonna eat.

1052
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:47,200
He's still forces Sunny to, okay, it has to be protein.

1053
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:49,520
No yogurt, no cereal.

1054
00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:52,880
I guess, but whatever, then fine.

1055
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:54,960
And if he's not hungry, he doesn't, yeah, cheese,

1056
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:56,720
there's stuffed, Sunny would like,

1057
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:59,200
but you take them and figure it out.

1058
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:01,280
You know, he loves avocados.

1059
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:03,320
He likes, he doesn't like avocado toast,

1060
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:07,000
'cause I make it, so, but he likes the leftovers I make for Natai.

1061
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,920
I slice up the avocado, he was eating that for a long time.

1062
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:11,640
Whatever, Adam, you figure it out.

1063
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:14,200
I have a lot of avocados and not avocado toast.

1064
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:15,840
'Cause I'm making it.

1065
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:17,240
I'm making it, that's why.

1066
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:18,080
Love carbohydrates.

1067
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:18,920
So, I know.

1068
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:19,840
Anytime there could be,

1069
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:21,600
- Togumnail, right? - Remy meal.

1070
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:22,440
- Amen.

1071
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:24,400
- Right, deal with it. - So, I know, right?

1072
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:25,920
So, I told him that months ago,

1073
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:26,760
I go, what happened?

1074
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:28,840
And by the way, when I told that to him,

1075
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:30,840
I said, he, I said, that's, he goes,

1076
00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:32,200
"Oh, okay, that's a good idea."

1077
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:34,120
Did you ever do it?

1078
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:35,560
You know, if it was the other way around,

1079
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:37,680
I'd never hear the end of it, but did you ever do it?

1080
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:39,520
Now, I'm never hearing the end of it still,

1081
00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:40,920
because you have a beef with it.

1082
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:42,960
So, then take him to the grocery store,

1083
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:44,000
so, what does he do?

1084
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:47,880
That's a, he goes, that's not, how's that gonna work?

1085
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:49,360
I'm gonna, what?

1086
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:51,080
He was like, that's not gonna work.

1087
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:52,240
That's what he was saying.

1088
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:54,920
He goes, why, he goes, it doesn't have to be that's what he said.

1089
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:57,080
It doesn't have to be that difficult.

1090
00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:59,560
Just, and I go, stop.

1091
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:01,640
I don't wanna talk about this anymore.

1092
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:02,800
I'm gonna throw up.

1093
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:04,720
Let's, you figure something out.

1094
00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:07,120
You're the one with the issue, you figure it out.

1095
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:09,960
Until then, I'm gonna make him a bagel if he's hungry.

1096
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:12,200
I'm gonna make him oatmeal if he's hungry.

1097
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:15,520
And, so, he goes, oh, and I say, you know,

1098
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:17,240
I'm gonna talk to Brittany later today.

1099
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:18,440
I'll ask her what she thinks.

1100
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:20,920
I'll tell her about this argument and see what she says.

1101
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:22,720
And then, and then he leaves the kitchen.

1102
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:25,600
Then he comes back and he's still like an hour later.

1103
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:27,040
What time you have Brittany today?

1104
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:28,920
And I said, like, 130.

1105
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:31,440
And he goes, well, I'm gonna call in for five minutes.

1106
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:32,840
I just want five minutes.

1107
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:35,680
And I go, it's a radio show.

1108
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:37,040
By the way, I call in.

1109
00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:38,640
I'm gonna call in.

1110
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:39,880
Hey, everybody.

1111
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:42,040
That A's calling you guys.

1112
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:43,240
I'm not.

1113
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:45,040
Brittany, A's, go ahead.

1114
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:46,240
First time caller.

1115
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:48,560
What the fuck?

1116
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:51,880
You know, and I go, first of all, I don't have a lot to talk

1117
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:52,720
about with Brittany.

1118
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:57,000
I don't wanna spend my hour, like, five minutes in the middle

1119
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,960
of it to get you on the line to hear your take.

1120
00:33:59,960 --> 00:34:03,040
I just heard a cabillion times.

1121
00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:05,200
You talked to Brittany about it on your time.

1122
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:06,480
How about that?

1123
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:09,160
No, it's just a five minutes, five minutes, five minutes.

1124
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:10,600
And he's like, I gotta go, five minutes.

1125
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:11,560
I'm gonna call it 130.

1126
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:13,840
Gotta have your phone on you, whatever.

1127
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:15,920
I'm like, fine.

1128
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:20,040
I text Matt, because I talked to Brittany, and I text Matt.

1129
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:22,280
I said, Adam's gonna call me at 130.

1130
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:24,040
Call it off.

1131
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:26,320
Well, tell him you can talk to Brittany different time.

1132
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:27,760
I'm not spending my hour.

1133
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:30,120
'Cause Brittany too, she was like, do you remember?

1134
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:31,120
I forgot about this.

1135
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:33,880
'Cause you remember, Lynette, that I wanted you guys to come in

1136
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:37,400
and talk about this same situation about getting you to

1137
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:39,400
on the same page with the food.

1138
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:42,320
Oh my God, you're gonna have to spend 150 or 60 or 70

1139
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:45,120
or 80 or 200 dollars to talk about it.

1140
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:46,200
Right.

1141
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:47,640
So, but he didn't want to.

1142
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:52,120
She's like, she reminded, she goes, you asked him to come in

1143
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:56,280
to talk about it, and he was like, at the time, now we got it.

1144
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:58,920
Like, she's like, I think you two need to be on the same page

1145
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:00,920
as one of the things you're arguing about all the time.

1146
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:03,960
Okay, so let's go in and get on the same page, Adam.

1147
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:05,080
No.

1148
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:06,880
Maybe I should close this door.

1149
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:08,080
Okay, I'll quote it.

1150
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:09,560
So, go on.

1151
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:10,560
Okay, so.

1152
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:17,080
(bell rings)

1153
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:19,080
Anyway, all right.

1154
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:22,880
So I tell him this, I reminded him about that,

1155
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:24,720
which makes him even more angry or,

1156
00:35:24,720 --> 00:35:26,960
anytime I have a solution or something,

1157
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:29,280
or I put it back on him, makes him twice as angry.

1158
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:30,120
Right.

1159
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:32,400
Okay, so it shouldn't be that difficult with that.

1160
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:33,240
Just do it.

1161
00:35:33,240 --> 00:35:34,080
Just do it.

1162
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:35,200
Just do what I say.

1163
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:38,120
I said, obviously it's not working what you're doing.

1164
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:39,400
It's not working.

1165
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:43,720
And right then, so he was about to leave, by the way.

1166
00:35:43,720 --> 00:35:45,360
He was like, I'm gonna call in at one, three.

1167
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:48,240
He's walking down the hallway, Natalia, it's the break time.

1168
00:35:48,240 --> 00:35:49,680
They both walk out.

1169
00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:50,760
Natalia walks out.

1170
00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:52,120
He's about to get his keys walk in.

1171
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:54,120
Natalia, he's like, I'm just wanna,

1172
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:55,440
I'm gonna talk to you later today

1173
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:56,880
because I just don't,

1174
00:35:56,880 --> 00:36:00,920
Brit oatmeal, bagels, Natalia comes out and she goes,

1175
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:02,120
I hear, I didn't even see her.

1176
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:04,800
I hear her voice going, my coach told me to eat oatmeal

1177
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:05,640
every morning.

1178
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:09,160
Yes, girl, yes.

1179
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:10,000
Right?

1180
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:11,400
Woo, that's my queen.

1181
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:13,040
That's my queen.

1182
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:16,120
He goes, he just was like defeated.

1183
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:19,240
He's like, okay, I'll talk to you at one, 30.

1184
00:36:19,240 --> 00:36:21,320
Yeah, I was like, hi, five Natalia.

1185
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:22,200
She's like, he did.

1186
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:24,040
He told me I should eat steel cut oatmeal.

1187
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:24,880
I did.

1188
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:25,960
Yeah, that's good.

1189
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:26,800
Yeah.

1190
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:27,640
What's wrong with that?

1191
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:28,920
Okay, so you canceled the one, 30?

1192
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:31,280
So I set Matt a text and I called it off.

1193
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:33,520
I said, don't tell him not to call it one, 30.

1194
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:35,040
I'm talking, tell him, talk about it.

1195
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:36,560
It's only his problem.

1196
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:37,400
Yeah.

1197
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:38,240
So.

1198
00:36:38,240 --> 00:36:39,240
You're not having a problem.

1199
00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:40,080
I'm not having a problem.

1200
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:43,920
You're going by the gospel word of Natalia's coach.

1201
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:44,760
Yes.

1202
00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:45,760
Exactly.

1203
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:46,760
Yeah.

1204
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:47,760
Right.

1205
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:49,520
So that night, I come home.

1206
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:51,080
I didn't see him the rest of the day.

1207
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:53,400
I went to work in the evening, came back.

1208
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:55,400
By the way, did you tell Brittany about that argument?

1209
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:56,400
Oh, yeah.

1210
00:36:56,400 --> 00:37:02,760
Where she reminded me about, remember, you asked him to come in and talk about it and he

1211
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:04,160
said, no, we got it.

1212
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:05,160
Right.

1213
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:06,160
Remember that?

1214
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:07,160
Right.

1215
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:08,160
And she's like, absolutely not.

1216
00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:10,240
I'm not taking a few minutes out to hear the same thing.

1217
00:37:10,240 --> 00:37:13,240
We hear all the time.

1218
00:37:13,240 --> 00:37:15,680
Once again, she's like, that's your hour.

1219
00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:16,680
Period.

1220
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:17,680
I was like, yes, yes, girl.

1221
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:18,680
That's right.

1222
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:20,800
So I get home that night at like 10 o'clock a night.

1223
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:21,800
I open the fridge.

1224
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:22,800
She's like, I'm Brittany, bitch.

1225
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:29,400
I'm Brittany, bitch, filled with yogurt and salami and the cheese as sunny likes, filled.

1226
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:32,800
And he's like, yeah, dad and I went to the grocery store.

1227
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:33,800
Oh, see?

1228
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:37,800
He's a lot of to have yogurt.

1229
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:38,800
Yeah.

1230
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:39,800
Okay.

1231
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:40,800
That's not protein.

1232
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:41,800
I don't know what it is.

1233
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:42,800
I don't know.

1234
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:43,800
Fat.

1235
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:44,800
It's just carbs.

1236
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:45,800
It's got the fat.

1237
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:46,800
It's got the fat.

1238
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:47,800
The real.

1239
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:48,800
It's really.

1240
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:51,080
But it's got to be the right yogurt, the kind that Vinny likes.

1241
00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:53,080
The, what's it called?

1242
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:54,080
That one.

1243
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:55,080
Yeah.

1244
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:56,080
Like it's just one person.

1245
00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:57,080
Right.

1246
00:37:57,080 --> 00:37:58,360
And you know who I don't necessarily agree with.

1247
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:02,400
Not that my body is in any place to defend my position right now.

1248
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:03,800
But that's COVID's fault.

1249
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:05,800
That is not, you know, normal.

1250
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:06,800
Right.

1251
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:07,800
Normally.

1252
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:08,800
It's just too restrictive.

1253
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:14,400
I don't, I don't like if I may just go on record is saying, I don't like restricting

1254
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:15,960
getting kids into restricting.

1255
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:16,960
I agree.

1256
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:18,640
I agree that food is as bad or good.

1257
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:21,760
I, we shouldn't even have an argument over food with these kids.

1258
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:22,760
I mean, eat healthy.

1259
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:23,760
They eat healthy.

1260
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:24,760
They eat healthy.

1261
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:25,760
They eat healthy.

1262
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:26,760
They eat healthy.

1263
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:27,760
They eat healthy.

1264
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:28,760
They eat healthy.

1265
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:29,760
They eat healthy.

1266
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:30,760
They eat healthy.

1267
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:30,760
They eat healthy.

1268
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:31,760
They eat healthy.

1269
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:32,760
They eat healthy.

1270
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:33,760
I mean, eat healthy.

1271
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:34,760
They eat healthy.

1272
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:36,760
I mean, I'm not going to be the only one who is a little bit scared of that.

1273
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:37,760
I mean, I'm not going to be the only one who is a little bit scared of that.

1274
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:38,760
I mean, I'm not going to be the only one who is a little bit scared of that.

1275
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:39,760
I mean, I'm not going to be the only one who is a little bit scared of that.

1276
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:40,760
I mean, I'm not going to be the only one who is a little bit scared of that.

1277
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:43,760
I mean, I'm not going to be the only one who is a little bit scared of that.

1278
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:46,760
I mean, I'm not going to be the only one who is a little bit scared of that.

1279
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:50,760
I mean, I'm not going to be the only one who is a little bit scared of that.

1280
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:52,760
I mean, I'm not going to be the only one who is a little bit scared of that.

1281
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:53,760
I mean, I'm not going to be the only one who is a little bit scared of that.

1282
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:54,760
I mean, I'm not going to be the only one who is a little bit scared of that.

1283
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:55,760
I mean, I'm not going to be the only one who is a little bit scared of that.

1284
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:56,760
I mean, I'm not going to be the only one who is a little bit scared of that.

1285
00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:57,760
I mean, I'm not going to be the only one who is a little bit scared of that.

1286
00:38:57,760 --> 00:39:11,760
Because he was single and spending a lot of time at the gym with his friend.

1287
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:12,760
I didn't have anything to do with his body because he was too thin when I met him.

1288
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:14,760
It was from restricting his calories.

1289
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:15,760
It was like, dude, really?

1290
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:17,760
I have some hash browns.

1291
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:18,760
Yes.

1292
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:19,760
Be a drug.

1293
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:20,760
I know.

1294
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:23,760
I've already immediately did and everything has all been well.

1295
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:24,760
Yeah.

1296
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:26,760
I just don't think that's the best way to eat that.

1297
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:27,760
I feel like restriction either.

1298
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:29,760
I don't think it's good for the kids.

1299
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:34,760
And I don't think, like, listen, am I proud that my kids, you know, that Elby, when she's hungry,

1300
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:38,760
goes and makes a bowl of sugary cereal, like, is that my favorite thing?

1301
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:45,760
No, but I'm not going to go, um, sugary cereal is bad for you because I feel like that sets up a power struggle.

1302
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:46,760
Yeah.

1303
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:50,760
And then when I offer her healthy foods, she's going to want the unhealthy stuff even more.

1304
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:51,760
Right.

1305
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:58,760
And then she'll let it be like, hey, sometimes we eat pizza for dinner from Domino's and sometimes we eat a nice, healthy meal.

1306
00:39:58,760 --> 00:39:59,760
Right.

1307
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:04,760
You know, BLTs with turkey bacon, some oven baked French, like, right.

1308
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:05,760
Of course.

1309
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:06,760
I think it's moderation across the board.

1310
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:07,760
Yeah.

1311
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:08,760
I know.

1312
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:09,760
It is.

1313
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:14,760
And also, you don't want to be arguing about the food that they're eating, especially in front of them.

1314
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:15,760
100%.

1315
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:20,760
You know, like, and, and, and, sunny, I don't think he's going to have, like, a weirdo thing with bagels.

1316
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:24,760
I'm worried about that because he seems just fine accepting it when Adam's not around.

1317
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:26,760
It's when Adam's around.

1318
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:31,760
He, he, he has to make, you know, like, he likes a bowl of cereal at night, you know, for his dessert.

1319
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:36,760
And if he's walking down the hall, spilling in a little bit like he does, and then Adam comes walking out.

1320
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:37,760
A bowl of cereal.

1321
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:38,760
Right.

1322
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:39,760
A bowl of cereal.

1323
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:40,760
A bowl of cereal.

1324
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:44,760
A bowl of cereal.

1325
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:46,760
It's not a walking food.

1326
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:47,760
No.

1327
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:49,760
And not when you're a kid either.

1328
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:55,760
And then, actually, when they're holding it with one hand and doing something like trying to, like, fix the pillow on the couch just right so

1329
00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:56,760
when they sit down.

1330
00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:58,760
And I'm like, here, let me fix that for you.

1331
00:40:58,760 --> 00:40:59,760
He goes, no, I got it.

1332
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:03,760
And I see like the bowl is starting to fucking look like the lean tower pizza.

1333
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:06,760
Like, let me just let me hold it for you or let me do that.

1334
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:07,760
Just one of the other.

1335
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:08,760
Don't do balls because you can't.

1336
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:09,760
I can barely do it.

1337
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:10,760
Oh, my God.

1338
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:11,760
I got it.

1339
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:12,760
I got it.

1340
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:13,760
I got it.

1341
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:14,760
Sure.

1342
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:15,760
Spill.

1343
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:16,760
Yeah.

1344
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:20,760
Right between the couch that are soggy and it kind of caked on there.

1345
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:21,760
Totally.

1346
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:22,760
That's the worst.

1347
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:25,760
Adam comes, so he walks and he's like, he sees Adam.

1348
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:29,760
He's like, first thing he says is, this is my dessert.

1349
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:30,760
Like he's got to defend it.

1350
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:32,760
And at that time, Adam's fine.

1351
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:34,760
He's like, I don't care if you have it for dessert.

1352
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:37,760
I just don't want you having it first thing in the morning.

1353
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:39,760
You're a growing boy.

1354
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:42,760
Yeah.

1355
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:46,760
I'm, I just, I don't like it.

1356
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:48,760
I don't like it either.

1357
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:51,760
Um, hopefully Brittany is going to work on that with him.

1358
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:52,760
Yeah.

1359
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:54,760
I love that you stood your ground like not on my time.

1360
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:55,760
Yes.

1361
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:56,760
Absolutely.

1362
00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:59,760
Having her in the back of my mind all the time is great.

1363
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:00,760
Such a great.

1364
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:08,760
I highly recommend getting somebody that can get on your side and validate what you're thinking

1365
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:11,760
because you start to think like am I making the right decision?

1366
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:12,760
Yeah.

1367
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:13,760
Maybe I am wrong.

1368
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:14,760
Maybe.

1369
00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:17,760
But it feels you, you feel more empowered.

1370
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:18,760
Yeah.

1371
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:26,760
My thing is always that when John and I get into an argument, he tends to say that he didn't

1372
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:28,760
say something that he just said.

1373
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:29,760
Right.

1374
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:33,760
It could be right after he said it and I could say, argue it and he could be like, why didn't,

1375
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:34,760
I didn't say that.

1376
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:35,760
Like you just said it.

1377
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:36,760
Two seconds ago.

1378
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:37,760
Right.

1379
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:38,760
And then I get into a thing where I'm happy.

1380
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:40,760
I wish I had like a record or a photographer.

1381
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:41,760
Yeah.

1382
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:42,760
So I could be like, clear the tape.

1383
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:48,760
Do go back, go back literally 60 seconds and replay what he said.

1384
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:49,760
Right.

1385
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:52,760
And then it could be his voice going, I said I would clear more.

1386
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:53,760
I said, I would sweep.

1387
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:54,760
Why are you keep saying I won't sweep?

1388
00:42:54,760 --> 00:43:00,760
And then I could be like, John, you said, here's you saying I said I would sweep the floor.

1389
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:01,760
Exhibit A.

1390
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:02,760
Right.

1391
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:03,760
But no, because there's always one of you.

1392
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:05,760
How do you argue when the person goes, I never said that.

1393
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:06,760
I know.

1394
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:07,760
That's impossible.

1395
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:09,760
That's why it's always yes and by the way, when you're doing a show, I know.

1396
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:13,760
And then you say, you know, you're doing a show because you get nowhere when it's like, I disagree.

1397
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:14,760
Why?

1398
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:15,760
Well, because I do.

1399
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:18,760
You know, it's you got to you, you can't argue with that.

1400
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:19,760
Right.

1401
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:20,760
I didn't say that.

1402
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:21,760
Yes, you did say that.

1403
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:23,760
Then you start thinking, did he say that?

1404
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:24,760
Right.

1405
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:29,760
Even though when you first, when it first comes out of your mouth, when you say you said that, you're 100% sure.

1406
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:30,760
Right.

1407
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:35,760
But the more they go, I didn't say it, then the whole argument becomes about the wrong thing.

1408
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:39,760
Because now you're literally just arguing about, did they say that or didn't they say that?

1409
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:41,760
And then you finally get frustrated and go, well, who cares?

1410
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:45,760
It doesn't matter if you said it or not, let's move on to the thing that we're actually arguing about.

1411
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:46,760
Right.

1412
00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:47,760
Which is that you never sweep the floor.

1413
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:48,760
Right.

1414
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:50,760
And then you've told me, this is a hypothetical.

1415
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:54,760
Then you've told me every time we fight about this, you say, I'll sweep the floor.

1416
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:55,760
Right.

1417
00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:56,760
I never said that.

1418
00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:59,760
I said, why don't we rehire the housekeeper to sweep the floor?

1419
00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:00,760
Right.

1420
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:10,760
And then you said, why would I be having this argument?

1421
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:20,760
If you said, let's rehire the housekeeper, then that would have been, we would have rehired the housekeeper.

1422
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:21,760
Right.

1423
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:24,760
What you said was I'm happy to take on sweeping the floor.

1424
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:25,760
No, I didn't.

1425
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:27,760
And then you know what you got?

1426
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:29,760
You know what Adam does?

1427
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:31,760
He'll give you another, this is what he does.

1428
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:38,760
He'll go, I, he'll go, I never said, then you go, you do that thing where you just said where you say, uh,

1429
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:39,760
well, forget it.

1430
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:40,760
That's not the point.

1431
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:47,760
The point is, and when you do that, he'll go, ah, the point is that you just said, why, that's why we're discussing that.

1432
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:48,760
What do you mean that's not the point?

1433
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:52,760
The point is that you said something that I said, but I didn't say.

1434
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:56,760
So he's got to get like all caught up in the semantic shit and what a fucking pension.

1435
00:44:56,760 --> 00:45:01,760
Yeah, John will, John will say like, well, that's a straw man argument.

1436
00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:04,760
And then like, first of all, I don't even really know what a straw man argument is.

1437
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:05,760
Right.

1438
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:11,760
I mean, I have a vague idea and I'm not going to stop the conversation, go, I don't really fully understand the definition of a straw man argument.

1439
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:13,760
Oh, wait, that's a straw man argument.

1440
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:17,760
If it is what I think if straw man argument is, then that's one.

1441
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:18,760
Mm-hmm.

1442
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:24,760
Because he gets into a thing where he's like, he basically acts like I change the subject when I'm like,

1443
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:27,760
no, no, no, no, no, that is what we know.

1444
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:31,760
I'm like, I should know because I'm the one who called for this conversation.

1445
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:32,760
Right.

1446
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:41,760
If I say, I want to talk to you because sometimes because I think that I'm a little bit better between the two of us as the one who said,

1447
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:50,760
like, like, okay, if John is upset about something, he just keeps it to himself and then he just acts powdery like he walks around the house and like, you know, just isn't as friendly.

1448
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:51,760
Right.

1449
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:56,760
I'm irritated about something. I just go, hey, I'm irritated about something that I tell him.

1450
00:45:56,760 --> 00:45:57,760
That's the better way.

1451
00:45:57,760 --> 00:46:01,760
I think it's, listen, it's more irritating in the moment for him.

1452
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:01,760
I'm sure.

1453
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:02,760
Right.

1454
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:04,760
Because it seems like I'm always picking on him.

1455
00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:05,760
Right.

1456
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:09,760
Or he, or he'll get into a thing, you and I know this very well, he's like, you're always irritable.

1457
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:11,760
But I'm like, I'm not always irritable.

1458
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:15,760
I'm just willing to tell you in the moment, like, something that irritates me.

1459
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:16,760
Right.

1460
00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:18,760
And then I'm done and I'm moving on.

1461
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:19,760
Right.

1462
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:22,760
And then he gets upset that I'm irritated at him.

1463
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:23,760
Yes.

1464
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:27,760
So now he's going to be irritated the rest of the day that I'm irritated at him for five minutes.

1465
00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:28,760
Right.

1466
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:29,760
Like, that's not productive, dude.

1467
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:30,760
Right.

1468
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:31,760
I know.

1469
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:34,760
What's better is if I just go, hey, you know what I'm irritated about?

1470
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:43,760
When you eat cereal, you take the bowl of cereal, you eat your cereal and then there's still some flakes in there, which harden into literal cement.

1471
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:44,760
Yes.

1472
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:50,760
And then I'm on the side of the bowl and who cleans that? Me. Well, who I should say who scrapes it?

1473
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:54,760
Who has to get a special scraping tool that's made for scraping dried cereal off of it?

1474
00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:57,760
But then his thing is like, well, no, I don't.

1475
00:46:57,760 --> 00:46:58,760
Oh.

1476
00:46:58,760 --> 00:47:00,760
Do I need to start taking pictures of it?

1477
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:01,760
Yeah, you do.

1478
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:03,760
So because that's what I have to do.

1479
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:09,760
But let's see, and that's, you know, okay, but let's say I let that happen for a while and I just go, whatever.

1480
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:11,760
Like, I'm not going to die on that hill.

1481
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:12,760
Right.

1482
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:19,760
But then he'll step it up and it'll be like not just leaving the bowl like in the sink, but now it's like there's one on his desk.

1483
00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:22,760
There's one in the sink. There's one in our bedroom or whatever.

1484
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:24,760
And then I'm finally like, okay, well, now I got to say something.

1485
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:25,760
Right.

1486
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:27,760
So I'm like, look, look, can you just can't?

1487
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:32,760
Can you just say if you're going to eat cereal like in bed and then can you just just put it in the sink?

1488
00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:33,760
Right.

1489
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:34,760
Put it in the sink afterwards.

1490
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:35,760
Right.

1491
00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:37,760
You know, and then he'll be like, oh, wow.

1492
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:38,760
Okay.

1493
00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:46,760
I do, usually I do, this one time I didn't know we're off to the races because then I have to go, well, that's not true.

1494
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:47,760
Right.

1495
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:50,760
Because I overlooked it because I didn't say anything about it the first 10 times I saw up.

1496
00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:56,760
And now I'm sort of like, why am I having a walk around after everybody and pick up their dishes?

1497
00:47:56,760 --> 00:47:57,760
Yeah.

1498
00:47:57,760 --> 00:47:58,760
Yeah.

1499
00:47:58,760 --> 00:47:59,760
I agree with that.

1500
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:03,760
But then he'll just deny my reality and go, that's not the problem.

1501
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:10,760
I'm a little bit on John's side at this point because Adam will just bring it up as soon as he sees it.

1502
00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:11,760
He'll call it.

1503
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:14,760
And I think I'm going along having a nice happy, go lucky day.

1504
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:15,760
Right.

1505
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:16,760
Right.

1506
00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:24,760
When he'll all of a sudden go and he'll point something out like, maybe I forgot, I dropped the ball on and he'll go, hey, remember I asked you about the phone number for the mirror company.

1507
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:26,760
Where is that phone number?

1508
00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:28,760
And I go, sorry, I forgot.

1509
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:35,760
I just write it down, that's all you need to do. You know, and then he's like moving on and I'm like, piss now like fuck off.

1510
00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:37,760
So I forgot about it or whatever it is.

1511
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:38,760
You know what I mean?

1512
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:41,760
Just it's the element of surprise is what it is.

1513
00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:42,760
Right.

1514
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:52,760
Because you're prepared because you are already noticing, thinking and then saying, right, when I'm the one that's like caught off guard.

1515
00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:58,760
You know, but while you were saying that, I was just thinking like, am I like that? And then I thought, I'm actually not.

1516
00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:06,760
Would it mind is more is I'm that reaction is usually also to the fact that he will yell at the kids to bus all their stuff.

1517
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:09,760
And then I'm like, but he doesn't bus his stuff.

1518
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:10,760
I do it.

1519
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:16,760
Like, you don't mean that I'm like, if anybody is going to be yelling at the kids about busing their shit, it should be me.

1520
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:17,760
Right.

1521
00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:27,760
And I'm like, why don't you set an example example? Why don't you set a good example? Right.

1522
00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:34,760
And listen, I do stuff that irritates him, but he just waits until we get to the end.

1523
00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:39,760
And he's like, why don't you set an example example?

1524
00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:40,760
Right.

1525
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:50,760
And listen, I do stuff that irritates him, but he just waits until we have an argument, which we don't have arguments that often.

1526
00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:57,760
But when we do, when he gets, when he denies my reality and then we start having a fight, then suddenly he brings up stuff.

1527
00:49:57,760 --> 00:49:59,760
And I'm like, well, why don't you just tell me that?

1528
00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:00,760
Right.

1529
00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:01,760
Before you're mad.

1530
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:03,760
Right. Yeah. I know.

1531
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:04,760
This is just to be helpful.

1532
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:11,760
But I'll tell you one thing too that he does, which drives me insane. And I pointed out and he's like, what are you talking about? You're crazy.

1533
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:18,760
You know, he doesn't like to me to leave, you know, the cup on the sink without rinsing it out or just put it in the thing.

1534
00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:24,760
Yeah. Well, he eats cherries all day long and leaves his pits every fucking place you got.

1535
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:30,760
And he just does it. I was telling Brittany that and she goes, she was quiet and she goes, he does that here, too.

1536
00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:41,760
Walks in with his cherries. I do Brittany over the phone, but he goes and he walks in with his cherries, sits down and then when he leaves, she has to clean them up.

1537
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:43,760
Oh, no.

1538
00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:48,760
Yeah. And I don't go, but I don't, I didn't want to throw Brittany under the bus, but I go, you do that all.

1539
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:51,760
No, I don't. What are you talking about? I just do it in the kitchen.

1540
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:57,760
I don't leave them. I know there's, there's one sitting on the, on the nightstand in our bedroom. There's a couple of them.

1541
00:50:57,760 --> 00:51:04,760
I step on them in the bathroom. I remember you had this thing with gum and he was like, I never chew my gum and just put it in places where he found it in the car.

1542
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:15,760
And he was like, Oh, I guess I do do that. Yeah. Yeah. I never chew gum. Oh, we had a whole thing at Brittany when I said he does that with gum. He takes his gum and he just puts it down or he puts it on the cup that he's, you know,

1543
00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:23,760
he just puts it on the counter of our bathroom sometimes like the brushes to you. There's something. And I'm like, what the fuck? And he's like, what are you talking about?

1544
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:28,760
What are you? He goes, when's the same so many chew gum when I was like, what do I?

1545
00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:35,760
I don't fucking keep track of a diary of when you shoot chew gum. And he's like, I don't, well, okay, when you race.

1546
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:41,760
Oh, when I race once every other year when I'm out racing and chewing gum, is that what you, that's your point?

1547
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:46,760
I don't know, dude. I don't know. I got, I never chew gum. Brittany, I know. I go, yeah, you do. He goes, I never chew gum.

1548
00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:58,760
We leave the appointment, get in the car, sit down, what's right there in the middle of his center council. It's gum. Oh, what did he say? I go, what? And he goes, typical.

1549
00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:06,760
All right. What a, yeah, of course he doesn't like go, oh, you're right. He just goes like, uh, hmm, of course.

1550
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:14,760
Oh, my God. I feel, I feel a little lighter. I mean, I'm, all right. Thanks, Kaylen.

1551
00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:17,760
Thanks guys, you're a parent now, don't ever let up.

