Thank you, Sharon.
You look cute.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
She looks cute today.
Today.
Today, is she looking at me?
She's today, man.
Today she looks like dirt.
Oh my God.
Like dog food.
Dirt, huh?
It's lovely.
She doesn't take care of herself like I do.
Oh my God.
I love it when people get mad when I joke or I like this.
Because I think that I'm not joking.
Any time we do, I say something like this, I want to inevitably get probably about three messages today going.
You disrespect your wife.
I would do...
In your poor...
That's why they're mad.
That's why they're mad, they're poor.
They're mad.
They're messaging you and they're all tomorrow, aren't they?
They're sitting in their ultimate...
On their burner phone.
On their because they can't afford a real phone yet.
Burn a phone.
Get mad at me.
Get mad at me because they can give my wife a better life.
Shut up.