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♪ Made a decision on me ♪

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♪ What on our head of vision ♪

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♪ What is life be like? ♪

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- What's up, everybody?

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Welcome to For Cry Not Loud.

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Hello.

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Hello.

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(laughs)

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When I tell you that I wasn't very excited to see you,

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'cause I always think like,

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"Oh, I got nothing to talk about."

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And then as I'm getting closer,

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I'm like, "Oh, wait, I gotta tell her this."

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And I gotta tell her this.

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I gotta tell her this.

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I know.

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And then anytime anything happens,

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I'm like, "Oh, I can't.

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"I'm gonna talk about that on the show."

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- Right, right.

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Well, yeah, I have questions for you

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because I saw that you had a colonoscopy,

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so I sure did.

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- Curious to hear how that was.

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I did my mammogram and I got,

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I had to call,

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I think kept saying seven to 10 days,

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you're gonna get the results

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and they're gonna be sent to your doctor.

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I called Dr. Knockaround twice, left a message,

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finally got somebody on the phone in that office.

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And I said, I had a mammogram

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like three and a half weeks ago.

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Did you get my results?

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And they were like, "Nope, we don't have anything for you."

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So then I go back to the place that I had my mammogram

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and they said, "Go on your patient portal

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"and blah, blah, blah, I go on the patient portal."

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There's the results with the letter

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and the end said,

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sent electronically to Dr. Knockaround.

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- Yeah, it's not great.

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- Yeah, he's not great.

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I don't know, maybe he's getting knocked

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around a little too much.

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But anyway, the good news is I'm all clear.

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- Oh, good, okay.

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(clears throat)

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But.

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- Well, spoiler alert, I'm my colonoscopy,

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I'm all clear too.

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- Okay, good, that's good.

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We're clear.

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- We're clear.

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One of the things, so I know that like everybody's talking

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about a known number, yeah, on Netflix.

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And we talked about it last week.

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Yeah, remember we stopped it, we ended the show,

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we did a fake ending.

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- Yes.

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- And then we talked about it the rest of the time

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so that people could just be done

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with the show if they hadn't seen it.

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- Yes, and did you know, there's like a trend

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on TikTok right now of women taping their husbands,

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watching the show when they find out

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that it was the mom.

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(laughs)

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That was doing it all along.

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And they're like, what the, they're like flipping out.

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But anyway, I just wanted to tell you,

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Natalia called, "Face time me with her roommate."

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Like, you know, in the middle of the week,

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excuse me, last week at like 10 o'clock at night,

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she's with her roommate in bed.

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And she's like, "Mom, we, I just have to call

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"to tell you how much I love you

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"and I am so appreciative of you."

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And I'm like, "Why?"

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- You're not stalking me.

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- Yes.

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- So she goes, "I just watched, she goes,

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"have you heard about it?"

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And I go, "Yeah, I heard about it.

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"Talked about it on my podcast."

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She watched it and she was like, "Think, oh my."

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She's like, "I was floored."

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And then I had to remind her,

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remember this kind of a similar thing?

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Not the same thing, but you got those letters, you know,

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and then I had to like confront the mom

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that was sending the letters.

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And yeah, she was like, "Yeah, that was bad."

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But yeah, so she was, yeah.

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So that's, we should all get t-shirts to say,

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at least I'm not Kendall LeVacari.

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- I mean, it is Sadie watched it too.

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And she was just like, "I said, did you, did you suspect?"

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And she goes, "Not at all."

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I said, "So what, what was your reaction when you found out?"

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She was like, "I was floored."

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I was just like, "What the hell?"

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- Yeah. - That's crazy.

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- It's pretty crazy.

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- I read somewhere that they had to make a whole fake,

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kind of a fake documentary to, for the mom.

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'Cause they did like a fake out thing

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so that she would be part of the documentary.

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But then they changed the whole thing when they released it.

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Oh, that's interesting.

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- They did a little bait and switch on her.

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But I don't know how they, yeah,

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I guess they showed her something that kind of represented it

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in a different way.

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- Right, right.

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- But even though the whole point was how crazy she is.

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There was that article that I think I sent to you.

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I also posted it in our Facebook group

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but kind of went deeper into like the, how she,

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it kind of was a little obvious to some people

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that it could have been her from the get go.

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Like we talked about that was there one couple that said,

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yeah, you should look at her, the mom.

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But for, not people watching it,

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but you mean people in the story?

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- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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They didn't show that.

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- Yeah, they didn't show that until after.

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But there was like, she was like texting,

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she wanted her daughter to really like be his good girlfriend

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to him like, she's like texting her daughter during a game

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while they were watching him play or, no, they were at some game.

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He wasn't playing because she was saying,

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why are you sitting next to him?

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Go move your ass, move your ass, go sit next to him.

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Like text messages to her daughter.

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Like why aren't you like taking care of him?

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Kind of thing.

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- Really?

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- But why when she was the one who wanted him?

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- Because she was a little,

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- She tried to get them to break up.

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- It was a little bit of both.

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Like I don't, she was just so obsessed.

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Maybe it was like that in the beginning

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that she wanted to,

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because she wanted the boy to stick around maybe

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to be part of their family

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and like be able to go on trips with him

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because she liked him.

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- I'm trying to find the cover.

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I can't read the article,

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but you sent me a thing with like a bunch of the texts.

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- Uh-huh.

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- Yeah.

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- Where she's saying,

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hold on, I have to look at it close up

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or she's saying Friday will be epic when it's announced.

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She's saying to your daughter basically like,

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oh, only one of you got voted on homecoming court.

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This is epic.

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Friday will be epic when it's announced.

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They'll look on your faces,

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watching one of you,

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watching one in F you

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with your arm around another person holding hands

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and being all adorable, smiling, flirting.

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Could this be the end of the A.K.A. golden couple

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with their relationship everybody idolizes?

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We promise, we will break you up.

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You know he's cheating.

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Plan is an action.

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This is like the diabolical.

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- Yeah.

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- You, you, F and will be crying every day.

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We could fucking care less.

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He never came back to you.

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He didn't even talk to you.

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Get the fucking point.

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He hates you.

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Now we ruin your life.

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You fucking did this.

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Now we ruin your life.

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- There are all texts that weren't in the,

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- Right.

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- In the documentary.

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- You sent this to me.

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And then she has a picture of her daughter

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with a like a throwing up face,

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emoji over her face

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and calling her anorexic trash something.

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- That is just unbelievable.

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I just feel like the people that give her a pass,

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not a pass, but the people that are like,

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well, she has like, much housing.

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She just wanted attention.

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Like, I don't think that's it.

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- I think she hated her daughter and wanted the guy.

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- I think so too.

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I think she was in love with the guy.

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- Like cutting his steak and going to his games

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and shit like that.

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And then it also, when he started dating somebody,

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another town over and then she started stalking that girl.

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- Exactly.

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Why would she do that unless it was about the guy?

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- Not about her daughter.

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She just made her own daughter the enemy

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because she wanted the guy so bad.

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Fuckin' nuts, man.

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It's just so funny though.

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So many people are all talking about it now.

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It's all over, it's like tick tockin'.

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- I know.

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- It's great.

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And she's just out of jail, just walking around.

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- Her daughter's life.

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- No.

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And I just, I mean, I know it's her daughter,

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but I just, the fact that her daughter still wants to have

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a relationship with her.

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I just don't get it.

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- That's so sad.

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It's like what happens to victims of abuse.

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It's really sad.

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- I don't know that the dad is so awesome either

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'cause like how in the world did he not notice all the lies?

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All the, she's not making a paycheck.

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She's not gonna work.

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She's tech on her phone all day and night texting her daughter.

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- Yeah, I don't get it.

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I don't, and I know.

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And then like when the daughter found out on camera,

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people were like, you know, she didn't seem surprised.

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Maybe she was in on it.

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And at first I was like, no,

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I just think she was young and confused

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and didn't know what to believe.

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But then it's like, I don't know,

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mate, do you think maybe she kind of had her suspicions?

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- I don't think so.

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- No.

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- I think she was very shocked and just like didn't

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paralyzed by like, what?

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- I think she's just, I don't know.

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Just crazy.

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- She just looked so vacant, you know, after everything.

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Just so-- - She looked shell shocked.

272
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- Yes.

273
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- Yeah.

274
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- Yeah.

275
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- And then she's just like, I wanna have a relationship

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with my mom.

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I mean, of course she wants to believe that her mom,

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sorry and loves her.

279
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You don't wanna believe that your mom just like,

280
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literally doesn't love you.

281
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- That would be insane, right?

282
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- Yeah.

283
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- Maybe she just just like wants to believe her mom's sick

284
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and she's getting the help she needs.

285
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But then we all know from seeing the documentary,

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her going like, I mean, whatever like--

287
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- Everybody does the legal stuff.

288
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Like, come on.

289
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- I know, just they don't get caught.

290
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- Yeah.

291
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- Yeah, it's just, yeah, she got a lot of help.

292
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What do you think the daughter's reaction is

293
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to seeing the documentary?

294
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- I don't know.

295
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I'm wondering too.

296
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Maybe she's, maybe she'll change her outlook.

297
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I don't know.

298
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But yeah, I want you to see it together.

299
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And then I hope she's not like, I don't know.

300
00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:18,280
There's people that are saying that she's getting like,

301
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you know, threatening messages.

302
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Like, you knew all along that this was going on

303
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and you let your, you were in on it with your mom

304
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and stuff like that.

305
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Of course that's gonna happen

306
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when a documentary like this comes out.

307
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And it's just like, you know, it just takes off

308
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so popular everybody's talking about it on the internet.

309
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Of course, like, you're gonna have a negative backlash

310
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but I just, I worry about her.

311
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She's still young.

312
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She's only 18 now or 19, you know?

313
00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:48,480
- Yeah.

314
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- That's still a baby.

315
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- I know.

316
00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:52,920
You have to deal with it.

317
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Yeah, I feel bad.

318
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- The internet really sucks.

319
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You have to be cruel.

320
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So bad.

321
00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:04,240
I hate that like everybody has access to everybody.

322
00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:05,080
Yeah.

323
00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:11,160
I missed the days where like celebrities were just celebrity.

324
00:11:11,160 --> 00:11:15,240
Like, remember the days where somebody like a Robert Redford

325
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or a Meryl Streep?

326
00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:18,600
- Yes.

327
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- They didn't even do, they didn't do,

328
00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:23,880
the most you'd ever see them and it was kind of rare

329
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was like in an interview on like a talk show.

330
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There was no way to like see what they're doing

331
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in their day to day beta.

332
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So, drinking all their green smoothies

333
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and doing yoga and working out and talking about the next,

334
00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:40,640
you know, doing their gel puff on nails.

335
00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:41,840
There was none of that.

336
00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:43,920
Yeah, they were just, you know, they were movie stars

337
00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:47,840
or celebrities, but yeah, you'd see like short form interviews

338
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and that was it.

339
00:11:48,680 --> 00:11:50,440
There was a mistake, right?

340
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You didn't feel privy, you didn't feel entitled

341
00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:56,000
to know everything about their personal life.

342
00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:56,840
- Yeah.

343
00:11:57,560 --> 00:12:01,040
- I just don't like the fact that people think they should have

344
00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:03,840
access to anybody that they feel like it.

345
00:12:03,840 --> 00:12:04,840
- Right, I know.

346
00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:07,920
- And that they can talk to you or even just go in the

347
00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:10,720
comments sections of stuff and trash people.

348
00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:12,000
- Right, yeah.

349
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:15,920
I mean, listen, I mean, we get it, you know,

350
00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:19,160
on our little level, I just imagine, you know,

351
00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:23,120
how other people- - Oh my God, people are obsessed with us

352
00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:26,960
and it's so funny to be like, we're nobody.

353
00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:27,800
- Yeah.

354
00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:29,720
- Like we're literal nobody's.

355
00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:30,560
- Right.

356
00:12:30,560 --> 00:12:31,400
- Like why?

357
00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:33,640
I understand being obsessed with us in a good way.

358
00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:35,000
I understand the feel.

359
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:38,360
Well, and I say that to be funny, but also like,

360
00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:41,240
I understand like, I understand having a pair of social

361
00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:42,080
relationship.

362
00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:44,920
You listen to people unfiltered talk about their lives

363
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and you go like, oh my gosh, I feel like they're my friends.

364
00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:48,200
- Oh yeah.

365
00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:51,760
- But I don't understand how people get like obsessed

366
00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:54,840
in a negative way with people that aren't oversat,

367
00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:58,960
that aren't like all over your TV screen, aren't like,

368
00:12:58,960 --> 00:12:59,800
you know how to get it?

369
00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:00,640
I know.

370
00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:02,680
- Or don't have a humongous following like,

371
00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:06,520
how do you decide you absolutely hate people

372
00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:08,480
that have a podcast that you don't have to listen to?

373
00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:09,840
- That you don't have to listen to.

374
00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:10,680
- Right.

375
00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:12,120
- It's not for you anyway.

376
00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:13,680
It's not for people like you.

377
00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:15,200
- It's not on NBC.

378
00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:16,040
- No.

379
00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:18,760
- It's not like, well, you're putting your podcast in my feed

380
00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:22,080
in my main, I only have three channels on my TV

381
00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:24,800
and you're on one of them, so I'm in mad way.

382
00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:26,720
It's like, oh my God, you have to go,

383
00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:28,040
you have to search real hard.

384
00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:29,440
- Yes, that's right.

385
00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:30,440
You do.

386
00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:32,120
Yeah, I don't get it.

387
00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:34,760
But yeah, there's always just gonna be a negative

388
00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:36,840
when people are in that, you know,

389
00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:41,480
in that eye, or like the daughter on Netflix,

390
00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:44,560
you know, she's gonna get backlash, but it's sad.

391
00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:47,840
Yeah, I don't know.

392
00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:50,360
- Why can't we just keep it to the mom?

393
00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:52,760
The mom deserves all of our backlash.

394
00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:54,040
- And the dad a little bit too.

395
00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:57,280
- If you wanna give him a little, he's an adult, you know?

396
00:13:57,280 --> 00:13:58,120
- Yeah.

397
00:13:58,120 --> 00:13:58,960
- Why you gotta go after her?

398
00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:00,440
Who did she hurt?

399
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:01,280
- Right.

400
00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:02,120
- Exactly.

401
00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:05,360
Even if you think, oh, you knew it was your mom.

402
00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:08,160
Let's say, let's just say that you think,

403
00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:10,760
this girl knew it was her mom the whole time.

404
00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:13,760
How does that make you mad at her in any way?

405
00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:14,600
- Right.

406
00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:15,840
Yeah, like what is she gonna do?

407
00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:17,160
Stop her mom?

408
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:18,000
Or what is she gonna do?

409
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,840
Report her mom to the police?

410
00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:22,280
Or maybe she could have had a feeling,

411
00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:25,120
but she didn't wanna say anything or verbalize it.

412
00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:27,760
She just kinda made, I don't know.

413
00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:30,160
I don't know what she knew, but yeah,

414
00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:32,840
what is she doing to hurt anybody?

415
00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:33,520
- Sure.

416
00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:38,360
- And also, I feel a little bit sorry for the guy,

417
00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:40,520
because people are also coming down on him,

418
00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:43,600
like he didn't even care, he didn't stay with her, whatever,

419
00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:46,960
but let's say you're a young teenage boy.

420
00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:47,800
- Yeah.

421
00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:49,200
- You don't want that shit?

422
00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:50,040
- No.

423
00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:51,360
- You don't wanna be in a relationship with somebody

424
00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:54,080
that somebody is clearly so mad.

425
00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:55,000
- You know of course.

426
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:58,720
- Especially at her, but you guys are gonna break up.

427
00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:00,080
- Yeah, he was a kid too.

428
00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:01,840
He was just a baby.

429
00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:03,360
He was 14, 15.

430
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:04,280
- Yeah.

431
00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:05,120
- That's young.

432
00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:06,800
- Let the guy live his life.

433
00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:08,160
(laughs)

434
00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:11,800
- And maybe his parents, which was not included

435
00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:13,280
in the documentary, 'cause it could have been

436
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:16,040
a little bit leading, but maybe his parents

437
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:18,560
were just like something's off about that mom.

438
00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:19,400
- Yes.

439
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:20,240
- Like stay away.

440
00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:23,360
- Maybe, 'cause they were saying like,

441
00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:25,720
oh my God, she was weirdly obsessed with them.

442
00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:28,440
She went to all his games even after they broke up.

443
00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:30,800
Maybe the parents were just like, dude, something's weird.

444
00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:31,640
- Yeah.

445
00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:32,480
- Yeah.

446
00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:33,480
- Maybe you should break up with her.

447
00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:34,480
- Right.

448
00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:35,640
Yeah.

449
00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:36,480
I would.

450
00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:37,320
- I would too.

451
00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:41,000
The good news is that I think he's single now,

452
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,000
so he's available.

453
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,560
(laughs)

454
00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:44,400
- There you go.

455
00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:45,400
- For me, just because.

456
00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:47,520
(laughs)

457
00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:49,200
- He could reach out to him.

458
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:50,960
He's got social media probably.

459
00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:51,800
- Exactly.

460
00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:52,640
I got access.

461
00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:53,480
- Yeah.

462
00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:54,320
- Yeah.

463
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:57,200
- Yeah, I hope it doesn't go into his other file or whatever.

464
00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:58,360
(laughs)

465
00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:01,840
It does make me mad when like, I want to send a message

466
00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:04,440
to Heather DeBrow from Orange County.

467
00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:05,800
Of course, nothing hateful.

468
00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:07,920
I literally want to just reach out to her.

469
00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:11,480
But you can't, because you do, if you have a certain

470
00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:16,480
about a follower, you're not gonna read your message requests.

471
00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:18,120
- Yes.

472
00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:20,800
So in that way, you're a little bit unreachable.

473
00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:21,640
- Right.

474
00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:23,280
- Mm-hmm.

475
00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:25,040
- Yeah, that's true.

476
00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:27,600
What do you want to talk to Heather and DeBrow about?

477
00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:31,160
- Well, Heather and I have something in common.

478
00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:32,200
- Okay.

479
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:35,200
- Literally, I think that people are--

480
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:37,120
- You invite the matter about the wrong thing.

481
00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:41,600
- Well, I feel like Tamara's son is so gross.

482
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:46,280
And I wanna get her take on it.

483
00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:47,120
- Oh, yeah.

484
00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:49,400
- I'm filming with Tamara, whose son has done some

485
00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:50,880
like really horrendous things.

486
00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:52,680
- That's a good point.

487
00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:54,000
- Yeah. - Yeah.

488
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,640
And I really, I want an answer from her.

489
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:57,040
I wanted an answer to that.

490
00:16:57,040 --> 00:17:00,040
(laughs)

491
00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:02,600
- I just watched the lie detector episode.

492
00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:03,440
- Oh, you did?

493
00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:04,280
- Yes.

494
00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:08,920
That was just, I mean, I didn't like how everybody

495
00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:12,520
had to gang up on, and we could talk about maybe on Friday,

496
00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:16,680
but how everybody ganged up on Katie Janella,

497
00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:19,760
like, fucking what's her name?

498
00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:22,200
Emily, you should leave.

499
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:23,640
It's like, okay.

500
00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:26,200
Calm down.

501
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:28,520
Everybody just turned on her.

502
00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:31,040
Well, but for good reason too though,

503
00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:32,720
'cause she failed off the fucking question.

504
00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:34,600
She was a liar.

505
00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:37,800
- It's like, I am so torn on this whole thing.

506
00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:40,000
I think, you know what, let's do an ad.

507
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:40,840
- Okay.

508
00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:43,680
- And I want to, I have a couple of things to say about this.

509
00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:44,520
- Yes.

510
00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:46,160
- I just see people fast forwarding already.

511
00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:49,600
They're like, add and ornge county housewives.

512
00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:51,120
But stay with us.

513
00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:53,360
- So here's my thinking about Katie.

514
00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:55,040
I want to know what you think.

515
00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:58,560
But so, okay.

516
00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:03,000
Last season, I was like, I was not on her side,

517
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:06,960
'cause she came hard for Heather right out of the gate.

518
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:09,280
And she had a whole thing about how Heather

519
00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:11,240
called the paparazzi on herself.

520
00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:13,960
And she probably did.

521
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:14,800
- Yeah.

522
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,560
- And she also, Heather also failed that question

523
00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:17,720
on her lie detector test.

524
00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:18,560
- And she did.

525
00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:21,080
- So the whole season was basically Katie trying

526
00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:22,880
to take Heather down and Heather being like,

527
00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:25,160
I swear to God, I swear my kids lives

528
00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:27,600
that I do not call the paparazzi.

529
00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:30,480
And it turns out she probably did call the paparazzi.

530
00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:33,800
So Katie wasn't lying, but also,

531
00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:36,240
I think part of the problem with Katie,

532
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:39,560
is that she got a lot of sketchy stuff in her background

533
00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:41,080
and is kind of a liar.

534
00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:45,360
So it's like, when they called her the girl who cries wolf,

535
00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:46,280
- Yes.

536
00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:49,760
- Do you remember that this came out about her?

537
00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:52,160
And they tried not to, they somebody brought it up

538
00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:54,560
on the show and then they were like,

539
00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:55,960
oh my God, you shouldn't be bringing that up.

540
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:58,560
But she got into this road rage incident.

541
00:18:58,560 --> 00:18:59,400
- Yeah.

542
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:00,240
- Right?

543
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,960
And she totally lied about it.

544
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:05,880
'Cause she claimed that this guy was following her

545
00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:10,760
and like, and like, tried to attack her, whatever,

546
00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:12,600
and was coming after her.

547
00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:16,640
Unfortunately for her, he had taken video.

548
00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:19,640
And she was the aggressor and it happened.

549
00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:21,280
She followed him home.

550
00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:23,080
She's the one who got road rage.

551
00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:25,120
She's the one who got off the freeway

552
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:26,720
and followed him to his house

553
00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:29,080
and then confronted him in his own driveway.

554
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,160
There's video of this?

555
00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:31,000
- Yes.

556
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,240
So wow.

557
00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:35,880
- So she tried to call the police when it was going on

558
00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:37,840
and claimed that he was attacking her.

559
00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:39,520
So he got arrested.

560
00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:42,440
Finally, the police looked at, he was like,

561
00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:44,040
that is not what happened.

562
00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:47,200
I promise you, here's the video, I have video of it.

563
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:50,280
And once they realized, oh no, that was his house

564
00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:52,240
and they saw that she was being the aggressor.

565
00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:53,080
- Yeah.

566
00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:54,600
- Then she got in trouble for it, right?

567
00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:55,440
- Oh shit.

568
00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:57,760
- So there's been stuff where she's like

569
00:19:57,760 --> 00:20:01,360
doubled and triple down and played victim

570
00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:02,880
that she was fully lying about.

571
00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:03,720
Yeah.

572
00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:07,720
Now, do I think that Gretchen said I went to the hospital?

573
00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:10,360
Yes, because she's on fucking video saying it.

574
00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:11,200
- Yeah.

575
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:14,520
- So I don't know how Katie, so like this is where I'm stuck

576
00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:16,120
because Katie is a liar.

577
00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:16,960
- Yeah.

578
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:19,000
- Also, the thing that they kicked her out of the house for

579
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,000
was not a lie.

580
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,480
Gretchen was lying.

581
00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:23,760
- Well see, Gretchen, that's the weird thing.

582
00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:26,920
Does she not realize that she's on tape in the back

583
00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:28,680
of the car in New Orleans going,

584
00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:30,800
I did go to the hospital the next morning?

585
00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:31,640
- She said that.

586
00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:32,720
- Yeah.

587
00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:38,000
- So what, so she's trying to cover it up.

588
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,760
And also, what I think happened.

589
00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:40,600
- Yeah.

590
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:43,760
- I think Gretchen, and the reason I say this

591
00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:45,360
is because it's happened to me.

592
00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:47,720
I think Gretchen was so drunk that night.

593
00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:48,920
I think what happened to her,

594
00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:50,960
we're all, in case you don't remember,

595
00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:54,760
we're talking about where Tamara sent her,

596
00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:56,960
they tried to get her naked waisted.

597
00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:59,800
They kept giving her shots and she was super drunk.

598
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,160
She could barely walk.

599
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:02,440
And then they sent Ryan,

600
00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:04,320
Tamara sent her disgusting son Ryan

601
00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:05,600
into the bathroom with her.

602
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:06,440
- Oh, that's right.

603
00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:08,520
- And they said this thing about like,

604
00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:10,760
when two in the pink, one in the stink.

605
00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:11,600
- Oh.

606
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:13,400
- Like they made this hand gesture.

607
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:14,480
Like he was gonna go for,

608
00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:16,160
can sexually assault her.

609
00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:17,720
And he went in the bathroom with her

610
00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:20,160
and he was trying to get with her.

611
00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:22,400
And she just kept saying, no, no, no, no, no,

612
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:23,880
like I'm married or whatever.

613
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:26,280
And he was like, come on, come on, come on.

614
00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:28,560
And she finally left the bathroom.

615
00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:30,640
So the whole situation is disgusting.

616
00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:36,280
Also though, I think she was so, so drunk

617
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:38,400
that the next day she went to the hospital

618
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:40,720
'cause she had a horrible hangover.

619
00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:43,160
Then I think she got embarrassed about that

620
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:45,280
and only wanted her close friends to know,

621
00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:46,680
I don't think it had anything to do

622
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,160
with her thinking she was drugged.

623
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:49,000
- Uh-huh, okay.

624
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:52,040
- And she knew she had shot after shot after shot

625
00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:53,920
and got really, really drunk.

626
00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:54,760
- Yeah.

627
00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:58,160
- I don't think she got tested for roofie or anything like that.

628
00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:01,000
I think she just didn't, once she told some friends

629
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:05,760
and I think she felt bad, like, oh God, I was so drunk

630
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:09,560
that she just didn't want that coming out.

631
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:12,320
So then when it came out, like, oh, she was so,

632
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:14,080
she went to the hospital.

633
00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:14,920
- Yeah.

634
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:16,840
- Maybe she said like, why didn't know?

635
00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:17,960
Maybe I was drugged.

636
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:18,880
- Yeah.

637
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:20,840
- And now I think she's trying to deny the whole thing.

638
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:21,680
- I agree.

639
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:23,160
- I agree.

640
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:27,360
And also it's weird that Katie's husband was showing

641
00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:30,320
the, his, his call log going, look at how many times

642
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:31,520
I've been talking to Slade.

643
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:32,360
What do you think?

644
00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:33,200
We're just chitchatting.

645
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:34,040
- Yeah.

646
00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:36,440
- You know, it's like, yeah, that makes sense.

647
00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:38,160
Yeah, I think Rechen is a liar.

648
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:40,360
- Oh, horrible liar and she's a bad person.

649
00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:41,960
- Yeah, I don't like her at all.

650
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:43,280
She drives me nuts.

651
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:47,120
And I don't know why they have to bring back her and Joe

652
00:22:47,120 --> 00:22:50,280
and all these people, like, that show just kind of sucks now.

653
00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:52,400
I mean, it has been for a long time.

654
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:54,400
There's other people in Orange County

655
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:57,200
that you could, you know, have a part of that show.

656
00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:59,160
- Even Heather doesn't even want to be on that show.

657
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:00,000
- I know.

658
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:00,840
- That was the best.

659
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:01,680
- That was the best.

660
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:03,440
- She does belong on Beverly Hills.

661
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:04,440
- She does belong.

662
00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:05,280
- Yeah.

663
00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:06,120
- She's actually rich.

664
00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:07,600
- Yeah, she should be, yeah, she's probably like,

665
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:09,600
what am I slummin' it with these people for?

666
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:12,520
- And we do need to see anymore scenes with Gina?

667
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:14,440
- No, I know.

668
00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:18,200
I just, it's like in Shannon Bedore, I mean,

669
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:20,000
oh, I can't with Shannon.

670
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,400
- I can't, no.

671
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,800
And Tam, it's been long enough.

672
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:24,800
They get rid of them.

673
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:27,720
They need a reboot or put it on ice or something.

674
00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:28,560
- I agree.

675
00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:29,400
- I agree.

676
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:30,240
- I agree.

677
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:33,160
And now they have to do this whole Kiki Monique thing, you know,

678
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:35,200
or they're like breaking the third wall down

679
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:37,240
or the fourth wall, like they don't,

680
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:39,360
it's like they don't have any other story lines.

681
00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:42,640
It's all just them talking to an influencer.

682
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:47,640
- You know what's funny is that I recently met Kiki Monique

683
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:51,480
at a party and I had never heard of her before.

684
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:52,760
Now she's everywhere.

685
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:56,480
- So Ronnie Caram, my old co-host from the Roseprix

686
00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:59,840
current post to watch what crap ends, the show ever,

687
00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:00,960
the best podcast.

688
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:03,560
So Ronnie invited me to this party, which I went to.

689
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:04,600
- I remember.

690
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:07,960
- And Meredith was there, our friend Meredith Lynch was there.

691
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:10,360
And I was sitting at a table with, it was me,

692
00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:13,360
Meredith's friends, Kiki Monique,

693
00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:17,120
and this other guy who's just recently been in the news

694
00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:19,480
for something and now I can't remember what it is.

695
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:24,240
But and we were totally chatting with Kiki, Zach Peters.

696
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:25,240
No.

697
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:30,000
The names like Yosef or something like,

698
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:34,640
I'm gonna remember it, but I can't remember it right off the top

699
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:35,880
of my head.

700
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:40,880
Anyway, and she co-hosts a show with Derinda,

701
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:44,120
like a radio show.

702
00:24:44,120 --> 00:24:44,960
- Okay.

703
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:46,640
- Like an exome radio show, maybe a series.

704
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:48,680
- Kiki Monique does.

705
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:51,640
And anyway, I was totally like chit chatting with her

706
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:55,520
and she did not spill any of this tea and I'm so mad.

707
00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:58,520
- We literally sat and talked to her for like over an hour.

708
00:24:58,520 --> 00:24:59,360
- Really?

709
00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:00,680
- Yeah.

710
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:02,680
So what does she just get like the,

711
00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:04,400
I don't know, some of these influencers,

712
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:09,400
they get the tea from these housewives.

713
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:12,000
They reach, housewives reach out to them.

714
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:12,840
- Yeah.

715
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:14,520
- Well, and she's apparently friends.

716
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:16,480
Okay, did I tell you this,

717
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:18,680
that we were sitting at this table and Meredith,

718
00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:21,440
and I was talking about, it was before Elby got a job

719
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:23,760
and I was talking about, I need,

720
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:25,600
Meredith was asking like how Elby is,

721
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,200
and I said she needs a job,

722
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:29,440
trying to get her like a hostessing job.

723
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:34,200
And then Meredith goes, she should host us at Tom,

724
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:35,200
not so yet. - Oh yeah.

725
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:36,440
- Tom Schwartz is restaurant.

726
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:37,280
- Right.

727
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:40,080
- And then she was like, Kiki, why don't you text Tom

728
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:42,080
and get Elby a job at his restaurant?

729
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:44,120
And she was like, oh my god, I totally will.

730
00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:46,600
And I was like, oh, that'd be at Tom Tom.

731
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:47,440
- Yeah.

732
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:48,560
- And then I got all excited.

733
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:50,960
And then I messaged her on Instagram

734
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:53,040
and then she never read it or got back to me.

735
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:53,880
- Yeah.

736
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:55,400
- Full circle to me.

737
00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:56,240
- Yeah.

738
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:58,800
- She's not, but now she follows me on Instagram.

739
00:25:58,800 --> 00:25:59,640
Oh, she does.

740
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:02,400
Yeah, but she never read, she never got back to me.

741
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:05,360
So I guess she did not want to message Tom Schwartz

742
00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:08,360
for a stranger like me.

743
00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:09,200
- Yeah.

744
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:10,520
- But yeah, she's in with all those people.

745
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:12,240
- Yeah, that's crazy.

746
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:13,400
Yeah, these housewives,

747
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:15,920
like they just, they reach out to these people

748
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:18,520
and like wanting to plant stories

749
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:21,280
and or talk about their narrative

750
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:22,760
of what's going on in the show.

751
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:25,240
And I don't know, it's kind of strange.

752
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:27,240
- It's like, stay, stay in your lane.

753
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:30,160
(laughing)

754
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:32,200
- Oh my god, I'm gonna call all three shows this week,

755
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:33,120
stay in your lane.

756
00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:36,160
- It's the name of our Patreon tomorrow.

757
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:39,960
That's so funny.

758
00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:40,800
Yeah.

759
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:42,520
- So I have a little story for you.

760
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:43,680
- Yeah.

761
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:45,720
- This is crazy.

762
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:47,200
Well, when's this story, should I tell you?

763
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:49,560
Okay, this is a little crazy story.

764
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:50,680
The other day,

765
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:56,520
LB, I guess went to like the, went to get a bagel

766
00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:58,320
and okay, I come home the other day.

767
00:26:58,320 --> 00:26:59,480
I'll start here.

768
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:02,240
I come home and LB's car is gone.

769
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:04,000
So I'm assuming LB went to work.

770
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,280
So I walk in the house and there's LB.

771
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:09,280
And I was like, oh, where's your car?

772
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:12,200
And she goes, I have to leave my car at Target.

773
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:14,480
Crazy fucking story happened to me.

774
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:15,560
And I was like, what?

775
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:19,880
And she goes, a guy started stalking me around Target.

776
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:22,440
Oh, whoa.

777
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:25,280
So scary.

778
00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:27,400
And this is not like the IKEA thing.

779
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:28,640
This was like, for real.

780
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:29,480
- I just gotta say.

781
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:31,280
- This was not an IKEA situation.

782
00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:35,520
It was like actual, so she says at first,

783
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:37,520
so she goes, I was looking in like,

784
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:41,240
I was in like the girl section, like makeup, nails, right?

785
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:43,800
And she goes and there was like a guy

786
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:47,040
who like kept looking at me, who was just walking in there.

787
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,600
I go, how old?

788
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:49,640
Like how old?

789
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:52,560
She goes probably like mid 30s.

790
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:53,400
- Oh, boy.

791
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:54,600
- Okay, gross.

792
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:58,720
She's like, he, but I didn't think anything of it at first

793
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:02,360
because like, okay, like he's like maybe

794
00:28:02,360 --> 00:28:04,440
chopping first girlfriend, you know?

795
00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:06,760
Like maybe his girlfriends like wandered off somewhere

796
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:10,120
and as they, so she goes, so I didn't, she goes,

797
00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:13,920
he was looking at me though, like a staring at me.

798
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:15,720
She goes, but I was like, oh, maybe he's just,

799
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:19,240
so she goes, so you know, I've kind of walked away from him.

800
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:20,640
Just stayed with me.

801
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:23,920
He just like kept walking where I was walking.

802
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:27,200
So then she goes, so then I started getting like a little bit,

803
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:28,680
a little bit weirded out.

804
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:29,760
- Yeah.

805
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:32,320
- She goes, so then I tried to like double bat,

806
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:35,600
like do a, you know, walk to a totally different random aisle

807
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:39,400
away and she goes, sure enough, within like two seconds,

808
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:42,040
he was like, right near me.

809
00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:42,880
- Oh my God.

810
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:44,760
- She was, so then I started getting a little bit scared.

811
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:48,120
So she said that she ducked behind and she goes,

812
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,200
he wasn't like on the phone with anybody,

813
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:52,240
like cause that would have been more of a telltale sign

814
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:54,800
that he was doing something for a girlfriend.

815
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:55,640
- Yeah.

816
00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:56,520
- You know when you're in the grocery store

817
00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:58,240
and there's a guy in there and they're on their own,

818
00:28:58,240 --> 00:28:59,480
they're on their own with a wife.

819
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:01,000
- Where's the clam sauce?

820
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,640
- Exactly.

821
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:03,920
She's like, he wasn't on the phone.

822
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:06,720
He wasn't doing anything but like staring at me.

823
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:09,600
So she goes, so my stomach was hurting,

824
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:10,840
listening to this story, you know?

825
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:14,200
So then she's like, so I ducked behind like a,

826
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:18,280
I hide behind an aisle until I think I've lost him

827
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:23,000
and she goes and then I, I like did like a surptitious

828
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,000
serpentine.

829
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,160
- Surpentine, serpentine.

830
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:26,240
- Surpentine, serpentine.

831
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:27,160
- Surpentine.

832
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:28,000
- Surpentine.

833
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:28,840
- Surpentine.

834
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:29,680
- Yeah.

835
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:30,840
- So she goes, I serpentine like,

836
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:33,080
I, and she goes and I go upstairs.

837
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:35,560
So there's an upstairs in this target.

838
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:39,640
She goes, I can see because she's like looking down,

839
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:43,000
she's on the escalator, she sees that he's like,

840
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,160
looking all around for her.

841
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:45,320
- Oh my.

842
00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:46,800
- And she's like, now she's nervous

843
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:49,320
but I was like, why didn't you go and tell an employee?

844
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:50,160
- Yeah.

845
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:51,000
- And she goes, I don't know.

846
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,120
She goes, I just got scared.

847
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:57,080
So she goes upstairs, he's looking around.

848
00:29:57,080 --> 00:30:01,840
She is able to like buy her stuff there.

849
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:03,400
She's like, I just wanted to buy my stuff

850
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:04,600
and then get the hell out of there.

851
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:05,600
- Yeah.

852
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:09,280
- Buys her stuff, goes to leave.

853
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:12,800
He's sitting right outside on a chair,

854
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:14,920
like waiting for her.

855
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:18,080
And he stairs right at her and she's like,

856
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:19,840
oh my God, it was like a horror movie,

857
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:20,840
listening to the story.

858
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:21,680
- Yeah.

859
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:24,280
- He's like sitting outside of the door

860
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:29,280
and then he, so she walks towards the parking lot.

861
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:31,920
She said he got up and like stood there,

862
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:33,480
like watching her.

863
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:38,480
And then somehow, so she goes down the stairs

864
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:41,600
and then she walks over to the side.

865
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:43,520
And then she goes, sure enough,

866
00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:46,400
within like one second he'd followed me, he'd come down.

867
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:49,840
He came down the stairs and then he was looking for me,

868
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:51,000
looking all around. - Oh, God.

869
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,880
- So she goes, she freaked out, she called John

870
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:56,760
and she was like, come pick me up.

871
00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:59,440
And so John came and got her and she hid

872
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:01,320
behind like some trash cans.

873
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:03,200
- Oh my gosh.

874
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:06,000
- And then by the time John got there,

875
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:09,160
he had walked away and then she got in the car

876
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:11,200
and then they waited like an hour.

877
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:15,880
I guess John called the store and like reported it.

878
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:16,720
- Yeah.

879
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:18,920
- But I don't, I mean they didn't see the guy around

880
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:20,520
'cause he'd already left.

881
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:21,960
- Maybe they wish they could have looked

882
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:23,120
on security camera.

883
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:24,440
- Yeah, that's what I was just gonna say.

884
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:25,960
- I mean, I've done anything at that point.

885
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:26,960
You know what I mean?

886
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:27,800
- Yeah.

887
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:28,960
- But what the fuck?

888
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:31,280
- But what if he goes back tomorrow and does,

889
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:32,120
you know what I mean?

890
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:32,960
- I don't know.

891
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:33,800
- I mean, yeah.

892
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:35,480
- Like, I hope not.

893
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:38,000
- She's going back to school soon.

894
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,600
- That's, but you know what?

895
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:40,440
That's good.

896
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:42,880
Like she's paying attention to her surroundings.

897
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:43,720
- Yeah.

898
00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:45,520
- I don't think all kids do that.

899
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:46,360
You know?

900
00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:48,480
- She said it was just real obvious.

901
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:49,320
- Right.

902
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:50,440
- There's like the store is empty

903
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:52,520
and there's just a guy following her around.

904
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:53,360
- That's insane.

905
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:54,880
- It's not like she was at IKEA

906
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:56,760
where you have to follow one direction

907
00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:58,440
and it's like kind of coincidental

908
00:31:58,440 --> 00:31:59,680
that you're in the,

909
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:00,520
- Right.

910
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:01,360
- You know she was like,

911
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:03,520
there weren't a lot of people in the store.

912
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:05,000
- That's kind of crazy.

913
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,480
- It's like 11 a.m.

914
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:07,800
on a, you know,

915
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:08,640
- Yeah.

916
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:10,120
- Thursday or Friday.

917
00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:10,960
- That's crazy.

918
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:11,800
- That's a crazy story.

919
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:12,960
Totally creepy crazy story.

920
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:14,040
- That is creepy.

921
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:15,080
Yeah.

922
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:16,280
You gotta like, I mean,

923
00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:17,360
- She happened to you.

924
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:18,360
- She happened to you.

925
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:20,200
- No.

926
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:23,520
No, that I remember.

927
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:25,120
I remember a guy like,

928
00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:27,400
and when I was young, like 12,

929
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:31,160
that would follow me and my girlfriends home from school.

930
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:32,680
And like,

931
00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:34,120
but he lived in our neighborhood

932
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:35,800
but he would always at the same time,

933
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:38,080
and I follow us but always at the same time

934
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:40,520
happened to be driving up and down our street

935
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:41,920
when we're walking home from school.

936
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:43,640
It was always on our street

937
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:44,800
and we thought that was creepy.

938
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:47,480
And then one day he pulls out his wing

939
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:49,360
and starts jacking on.

940
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:50,200
- Oh my God.

941
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:54,080
I was, where did God I was thinking about

942
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:56,560
when we talked a long time ago,

943
00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:57,520
probably a few years ago

944
00:32:57,520 --> 00:32:59,160
about we both had that same,

945
00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:02,440
yeah, pulled up to a car was sitting there staring at us

946
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:04,880
and then he opened the door

947
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:06,600
and then he was like jacking it.

948
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:08,000
- Yeah.

949
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:12,080
I guess it was a thing back in the 70s and 80s maybe.

950
00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:13,080
I don't know.

951
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:15,640
It happened a lot to like my friends and stuff.

952
00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:16,480
- Yeah.

953
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:18,000
- And it happened to you and yeah,

954
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,080
it was a thing back then

955
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:21,920
where guys would just expose themselves.

956
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:24,120
- Well, there wasn't really like the internet,

957
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:26,760
there wasn't the way I couldn't like scroll through Facebook.

958
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:27,600
- Yes.

959
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:28,760
- So what are you gonna do for fun?

960
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:30,560
- Right, that was exactly.

961
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:33,720
There was no porn hub back then, nothing.

962
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:35,880
- Right, so they got off on just like,

963
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:38,120
but I do the first time that ever happened to me,

964
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:39,360
I was pretty young.

965
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:40,200
- Yeah.

966
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:40,960
- It was like pretty shocking.

967
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:41,840
- Yeah.

968
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:43,440
But I wasn't shocked like,

969
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:45,280
oh my God, I'm gonna call the police.

970
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:46,920
I was shocked like, wow.

971
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:48,960
- Yeah, so I'm gonna call the police.

972
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:50,120
- We were like that too,

973
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:52,920
'cause I was with my friend Wendy and that happened

974
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:55,560
and we were both like, what the hell?

975
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:57,200
We were like laughing.

976
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:58,040
- Yes, me.

977
00:33:58,040 --> 00:34:00,120
- There's something and then like Wendy told her mom,

978
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:01,960
'cause her mom was young and hip and cool.

979
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:05,880
And like, I was never gonna tell my crazy parents that,

980
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:08,240
'cause then they'd be like, you're not going anywhere ever.

981
00:34:08,240 --> 00:34:09,600
You're never leaving the house.

982
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:11,960
But we told her, her mom and she was just like,

983
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:14,560
okay, well, stay away from that truck.

984
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:15,720
- No, I was it.

985
00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:16,560
- That was it.

986
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:17,920
- Yeah, that was it.

987
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:20,520
There was no like police report, all the police, nothing.

988
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:23,200
Just, you know, that was it.

989
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:26,920
Just, I can remember a couple of times being followed

990
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:29,320
when I was young, like probably in my 20s

991
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:30,880
being followed on the road.

992
00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:31,960
- Have you ever had that happen?

993
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:36,120
Like some guy, I don't know, saw me or whatever

994
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:38,680
and then started like, tailing me in their car.

995
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:42,840
I do remember once or twice, I remember once really well,

996
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:45,720
where I had to start like, trying to lose the person

997
00:34:45,720 --> 00:34:48,000
and having that freak out of like, what do I do?

998
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:49,320
- Yeah. - So I call the police.

999
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:52,280
I gotta go, I gonna pull into a police station,

1000
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:55,880
but somehow I think I lost him before I got to the,

1001
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:58,160
and you didn't, I didn't have Google back then,

1002
00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:00,440
so you couldn't go where's the nearest police station?

1003
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:02,920
So I think I was like, well, I don't know where police station is.

1004
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:03,760
- Of course.

1005
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:05,160
- But I didn't wanna go home

1006
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:06,920
'cause I didn't want them knowing where I live.

1007
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:09,960
So I do remember if that happening where I was like,

1008
00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:13,560
okay, I'm gonna go to like a grocery store or something

1009
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:15,560
and then have to, but then I lost him.

1010
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:17,120
- Yeah.

1011
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:17,960
- Wow.

1012
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:19,080
- Of course, that's probably gonna come off

1013
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:20,920
like the IKEA story where I'm like, no,

1014
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:22,520
I swear to God, they're following me.

1015
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:24,320
- Like the IKEA story.

1016
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:26,400
(laughs)

1017
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:28,360
- Everybody thinks they're getting sex traffic,

1018
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:29,360
does the problem.

1019
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:30,440
- Right.

1020
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:33,400
And I don't think by the way that Elby was gonna get sex traffic,

1021
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:35,960
but I think she might have, the guy might have tried to like,

1022
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:36,800
abduct her.

1023
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:38,960
- Oh yeah, that, that, I mean, you never know.

1024
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:42,560
Like it's, it's scary when you have a young daughter, you know?

1025
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:45,480
Like there's just, it reminded me there was a date lines,

1026
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:49,080
there was a story where a guy was following the girl in target

1027
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:51,240
and they show her leaving the target

1028
00:35:51,240 --> 00:35:53,920
and the guy followed her out of target

1029
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:57,000
and abducted her at the car and took off

1030
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,000
and kidnapped her and killed her.

1031
00:35:59,000 --> 00:35:59,840
- Oh my God.

1032
00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:00,760
- Yeah.

1033
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:01,600
Yeah.

1034
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:05,560
I remember the story because the, the, the girl's dad was a cop

1035
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:07,520
and they found her car in the parking lot

1036
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:09,360
and they found like she went to the park,

1037
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:13,400
she went to target to buy her boyfriend like an anniversary gift

1038
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:15,240
and card and that was it.

1039
00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:17,360
And then she was missing.

1040
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:20,400
- But was that also, was that at a mall?

1041
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:22,480
It was in a target parking lot.

1042
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:23,320
- Oh God.

1043
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:24,920
Yeah.

1044
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:26,560
- Well now I'm re-scared.

1045
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:28,000
- Yeah.

1046
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,040
- That's so sad.

1047
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:29,880
- Yeah.

1048
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:30,720
- That's awful.

1049
00:36:30,720 --> 00:36:31,880
- I know.

1050
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:32,720
- Well, all right.

1051
00:36:32,720 --> 00:36:38,040
I have another thing to tell you which is that I got the car,

1052
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:38,880
- Yeah.

1053
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:42,760
- Electric car, sorry everybody, after your story last time

1054
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:45,360
and I was like, oh no, I'm kind of scared.

1055
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:47,280
I got a little bit scared.

1056
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:50,040
I was like, okay, am I gonna be like knowing me

1057
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:51,400
and my anxious personality?

1058
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:56,000
Am I gonna wanna be like driving around looking for a plug-in

1059
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:56,840
or whatever?

1060
00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:57,680
- Yeah.

1061
00:36:57,680 --> 00:37:01,880
- So I saw our friend Adam at a learner at a party,

1062
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:04,240
Labor Day, went to a Labor Day party,

1063
00:37:04,240 --> 00:37:05,960
eight way too much junk food.

1064
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:06,800
- Yeah.

1065
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:09,000
- But saw Adam there and I was like, Adam.

1066
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:12,920
So I don't know why I'm like a little bit scared

1067
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:14,720
about this electric, I'm having second thoughts

1068
00:37:14,720 --> 00:37:18,400
about an electric car and he's like, no, I totally get it.

1069
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:22,200
But you do have a car that is already a hybrid.

1070
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:23,720
So you do have a gas car.

1071
00:37:23,720 --> 00:37:27,520
It's not like you have one car, but also I get it.

1072
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:30,760
So like, let me look for, do you guys want like a second hybrid

1073
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:32,640
and I was like, that'd be great if you could get it

1074
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:34,360
in at the price point.

1075
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:35,200
- Right.

1076
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:36,360
- We were gonna get the ID for it

1077
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:39,280
'cause we got the ID for in the threes.

1078
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:40,120
- Yeah.

1079
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:41,200
- Our payment is low.

1080
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:42,200
- Mm-hmm.

1081
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:45,240
- So I was like, that would be so great and he goes,

1082
00:37:45,240 --> 00:37:47,240
okay, I totally got you.

1083
00:37:47,240 --> 00:37:50,000
And then he looked around and then he was like, yeah, no.

1084
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:50,840
Okay.

1085
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:51,680
- Really?

1086
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:53,080
- He's like, you're gonna stick with electric

1087
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:54,440
and I was like, all right.

1088
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:55,280
- He'll be fine.

1089
00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:56,120
- He'll be fine.

1090
00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:59,360
- But it's so cute and it is like, this is not just,

1091
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:03,120
this is not an ad for Adam, but it is so great how John was like,

1092
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:05,000
yeah, so Adam's bringing the car.

1093
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:05,840
- Right.

1094
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:06,680
- Right how it works.

1095
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:07,520
- Yeah.

1096
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:09,760
- And he just, we did the paperwork ahead of time.

1097
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:13,880
Then Adam just, well, not the paperwork, the credit check.

1098
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:15,440
Then the deal is done.

1099
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:16,640
Adam came over.

1100
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:20,520
We were sent, we signed off on our phones.

1101
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:22,000
- Mm-hmm.

1102
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:22,840
- So I did.

1103
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:26,040
- The guy from the dealership came, gave us our keys,

1104
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:29,480
showed us how to work the car, got our phones set up in it

1105
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:30,720
and like, have a good day.

1106
00:38:30,720 --> 00:38:31,880
- Hey, isn't that great?

1107
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:32,720
- Yeah.

1108
00:38:32,720 --> 00:38:33,560
- That's the best.

1109
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:34,400
That's what happened with me.

1110
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:35,240
- Yeah.

1111
00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:36,080
- And it's fine.

1112
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:37,640
- And it's really well actually.

1113
00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:40,680
I am, okay, so I would complain about the Tiguan

1114
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:44,680
that we have because it's got this like a stutter.

1115
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:45,520
You know when you're,

1116
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:47,960
it does a little thing especially when you're first driving it

1117
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:49,320
where it lurches a little bit.

1118
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:51,160
And apparently that's just what it does.

1119
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:52,000
- Yes.

1120
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:52,840
- So I hate that.

1121
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:56,320
- But the electric car is drive so smooth.

1122
00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:58,080
And it's got really good torque.

1123
00:38:58,080 --> 00:38:59,080
- Yes, it does.

1124
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:01,000
That's what I like about those cars.

1125
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:01,840
Yeah.

1126
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:03,560
- And at the gas, it goes.

1127
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:04,800
- It goes, yes.

1128
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:05,640
- Yeah.

1129
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:08,400
- It's like a fast driving golf cart is what it's like.

1130
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:10,160
Driving one of those things.

1131
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:11,280
Yeah, I like it.

1132
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:12,680
I mean, it'll be fine.

1133
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:16,720
And like I drove over the weekend an hour and a half away

1134
00:39:16,720 --> 00:39:17,560
from my house.

1135
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:21,360
I went, listen, Suzanne took me for my birthday overnight.

1136
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:26,080
The place they took me was the Teranello Spawn Hotel

1137
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:28,000
in Palos, Verdes.

1138
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:28,840
- Okay.

1139
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:30,920
- Yeah, so it's a good hour and a half.

1140
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:32,040
I didn't have to do any,

1141
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:34,040
I didn't have to charge my car when I got there.

1142
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:37,800
The Tesla, I think I might have to.

1143
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:39,960
It was, I don't remember how many miles,

1144
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:41,920
but it was an hour and a half away.

1145
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:44,960
I still had a full like good charge on my car

1146
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:47,400
when I got there and then all the way back.

1147
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:49,280
So, you know, there was no need.

1148
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:52,400
And a lot of times these places already have electric

1149
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:55,520
charging stations for all kinds of cars.

1150
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:56,360
Yeah.

1151
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:58,160
- My kid's school has one.

1152
00:39:58,160 --> 00:39:59,000
There you go.

1153
00:39:59,000 --> 00:39:59,840
- There you go.

1154
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:00,680
- There were electric spaces there.

1155
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:01,680
- That's nice.

1156
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:02,680
Yeah.

1157
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:04,320
If I ever wanted to go to their school and charge up,

1158
00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:05,320
I don't know why I would.

1159
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:09,120
But if I could go there if I was going for like a school event,

1160
00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:09,960
charge my car.

1161
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:10,800
- Right.

1162
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:11,800
- Well, I'm doing it.

1163
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:14,040
(laughs)

1164
00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:14,880
Yeah, I like it.

1165
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:17,200
And it also has this mode.

1166
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:19,960
I'm sure yours does too regenerative mode,

1167
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:21,760
which the only reason I don't like it,

1168
00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:23,880
I keep it in the, we keep it in the regular mode

1169
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:26,640
because which is like a gliding mode.

1170
00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:28,400
So that when regenerative,

1171
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:30,280
as soon as you take your foot off the gas,

1172
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:32,520
it starts breaking.

1173
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:33,520
- Right.

1174
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:34,800
- But like a golf cart.

1175
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:37,200
- Yeah, but the other mode,

1176
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:39,520
I think it uses a little more battery.

1177
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:41,080
But when you take your foot off the gas,

1178
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:42,240
it kind of glides.

1179
00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:43,080
- Yes.

1180
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:44,440
See, I like it the other way.

1181
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:45,280
- You do?

1182
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:46,880
- I like it when you take your foot off the gas.

1183
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:49,120
It pretty much stops because I used it.

1184
00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:51,080
It was used to, that's how the Tesla was.

1185
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:51,920
- Okay.

1186
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:52,800
- You can change it with the Tesla too,

1187
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:55,480
but I started off that way and I get used to it.

1188
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:58,080
My kids hated driving the Tesla because of that.

1189
00:40:58,080 --> 00:40:58,920
- Oh.

1190
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:01,160
- They get used to taking the foot off and having it glide.

1191
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:02,320
So they would switch it,

1192
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:03,880
you can switch it back and forth.

1193
00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:04,720
- Right.

1194
00:41:04,720 --> 00:41:05,760
- But I don't mind like,

1195
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:07,760
'cause that way when I'm going fast on the freeway,

1196
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:09,200
I just take my foot off and it,

1197
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:11,560
it's still glides, doesn't like stop.

1198
00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:12,400
- Right.

1199
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:13,400
- Yeah, it slows it down faster.

1200
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:14,400
- It slows it down faster.

1201
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:16,120
Yeah, I like it.

1202
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:21,120
So that happened and then call anoscopy.

1203
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:25,160
Listen, this is what I want to say,

1204
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:26,640
this is a public service announcement.

1205
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:28,120
- Yeah.

1206
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:31,120
- A lot of buildup, I really didn't want to do it.

1207
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:32,520
Now you've never done it.

1208
00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:34,360
You're, but we got a long time ago.

1209
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:35,280
- I did a long time ago, but yeah.

1210
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:36,520
- Oh, you did a long time ago,

1211
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:38,000
but I'm due for another one.

1212
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:40,040
- Interesting.

1213
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:40,880
- Okay.

1214
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:42,400
Did you do it because you had an issue?

1215
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:44,040
- I did it when I was younger.

1216
00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:44,880
- Oh.

1217
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:47,400
- Yeah, some like, I, because I was like,

1218
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:49,000
I don't know, constipated all the time,

1219
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:52,600
but my doctor recommended it and I did it.

1220
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:54,360
And I was awake for it.

1221
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:57,520
Like I was remembering being on my side

1222
00:41:57,520 --> 00:41:59,320
and being like in twilight.

1223
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:00,240
- Oh, no, no, no.

1224
00:42:00,240 --> 00:42:01,080
- Yeah.

1225
00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:03,280
- This was a long time ago.

1226
00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:05,040
Like probably 30 years ago.

1227
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:06,400
- Oh gosh.

1228
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:10,200
Well, my doctor, remember that when I,

1229
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:13,760
and I put this on a best of recently,

1230
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:16,360
'cause you know, you gotta hear about my colonoscopy,

1231
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:18,840
my bad appointment with the guy that was like,

1232
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:21,640
well, you have to decide if you want the twilight

1233
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:23,120
or you wanna be put out.

1234
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:24,800
And then I was like, well, am I being a baby

1235
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:26,480
if I wanna be put out?

1236
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:28,800
And he was like, yeah, it's whatever you want.

1237
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:31,120
And I was like, I don't think I wanna be awake.

1238
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:31,960
- No.

1239
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:35,280
- But so anyway, then I went to the doctor that I have now,

1240
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:37,680
Dr. Trivedi, and he was like, oh, no,

1241
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:39,360
we're gonna put you out.

1242
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:40,760
And I was like, okay, good.

1243
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:42,200
So yeah, so no, I was put out.

1244
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:45,080
And then I also tell them, like make sure I'm out

1245
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:47,160
before there's any butt stuff going on.

1246
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:49,520
(laughs)

1247
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:52,040
I don't even really wanna be laying on my side yet.

1248
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:55,440
Like just roll me out and then do what you gotta do

1249
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:57,040
and then I wanna wake up when it's done.

1250
00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:57,880
- Yeah.

1251
00:42:57,880 --> 00:42:58,720
- I don't even wanna know

1252
00:42:58,720 --> 00:42:59,560
that we're getting ready to do that.

1253
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:00,400
- Yeah, yeah.

1254
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:02,280
(laughs)

1255
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:04,120
It's bad enough that I'm naked.

1256
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:04,960
- I know.

1257
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:06,640
- They make you get totally naked.

1258
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:07,720
- They do?

1259
00:43:07,720 --> 00:43:08,560
- Yes.

1260
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:09,720
- With no gown?

1261
00:43:09,720 --> 00:43:10,800
- Well, no, you're in a gown.

1262
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:11,640
- Yeah.

1263
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:13,840
- But you know, it closes in the back, obviously.

1264
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:14,680
- Oh, me.

1265
00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:15,640
- You can't, they're like, don't tie it.

1266
00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:16,720
I'm like, okay.

1267
00:43:16,720 --> 00:43:17,560
(laughs)

1268
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:18,760
I go like, can't keep my bra on.

1269
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:19,920
They go, no.

1270
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:20,760
- I'm gonna lie.

1271
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:21,600
- You know why?

1272
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:22,440
'Cause you're getting anesthesia.

1273
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:24,200
Like if something happened and you have like a,

1274
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:26,520
your heart stops, you wanna be able to get there.

1275
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:27,360
- Yeah.

1276
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:28,600
- But like, you could get there through my bra.

1277
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:31,040
(laughs)

1278
00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:32,680
- Oh, I can't even wear underwear.

1279
00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:33,520
- I know.

1280
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:34,360
- I know.

1281
00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:37,560
- So the worst part was definitely the,

1282
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:41,840
here's the thing, nobody can quite prepare you

1283
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:43,080
for how disgusting it is.

1284
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:47,400
You have to drink this stuff and the way I did it,

1285
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:49,600
which there's different ways they do it,

1286
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:53,600
but there's two bottles of stuff that you drink.

1287
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:54,600
- That's it, I don't wanna do.

1288
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:56,040
- And you gotta mix it with, like,

1289
00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:57,680
I mixed it with some crystal light.

1290
00:43:57,680 --> 00:43:58,520
- Yeah.

1291
00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:01,800
- And then it tastes pretty gross to me.

1292
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:05,200
Some people are not as sensitive to drinking gross stuff.

1293
00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:06,040
- Yeah.

1294
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:09,520
- I don't like it and I tried to drink it as fast as I could,

1295
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:10,640
but here's the problem.

1296
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:13,640
So you drink one bottle of the stuff at four o'clock.

1297
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:16,680
Then you gotta wash it down with 16,

1298
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:21,000
two, 16 ounces of water.

1299
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:21,880
- Okay.

1300
00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:24,600
- But you've just had 16 ounces of a liquid.

1301
00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:26,160
So that's, what is that?

1302
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:27,080
I'm not gonna mouth.

1303
00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:29,760
So that's 32 plus another 16,

1304
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:32,640
it's like, what, like, 48, right?

1305
00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:33,920
- Yeah, 40, 50.

1306
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:34,760
I don't know.

1307
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:36,720
It's a lot of ounces of liquid.

1308
00:44:36,720 --> 00:44:39,400
And then my brain starts going right away like,

1309
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:42,360
am I gonna die of like water toxicity?

1310
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:43,200
(laughing)

1311
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:44,040
- Right.

1312
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:44,880
- Can you die of drinking?

1313
00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:46,080
I think you feel like you can.

1314
00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:47,400
- Yeah.

1315
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:49,040
- Maybe, yeah.

1316
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:51,680
- I feel like that's happened in some hazing incidents

1317
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:53,920
as they make you drink so much water you die.

1318
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:55,560
So that's where my brain just goes,

1319
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:57,040
okay, that's enough.

1320
00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:58,800
(laughing)

1321
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:02,840
So then you poop, then at seven o'clock,

1322
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:04,000
you gotta do the whole thing.

1323
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:04,840
- Oh, okay.

1324
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:06,560
- So you gotta drink another bottle,

1325
00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:08,920
you gotta drink all that water again.

1326
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:10,880
By the time you're getting ready,

1327
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:14,160
done with the second thing of water,

1328
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:18,320
your like water is your enemy number one.

1329
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:19,160
- Yeah.

1330
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:20,880
- Just like, looking at that water and it's staring at you

1331
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:22,160
and you're staring at it and it's,

1332
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:24,360
you got another like bottle of it to go.

1333
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:25,440
- Oh, god.

1334
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:26,480
- You're like, oh, fuck off.

1335
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:28,120
I am not drinking all this water.

1336
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:29,240
But then you do,

1337
00:45:29,240 --> 00:45:31,840
'cause you're like, why don't wanna not,

1338
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:34,440
by the way, I had breakfast in the morning.

1339
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:35,280
- You did?

1340
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:36,920
- Yeah, some people will tell you,

1341
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:39,560
your doctor will tell you no food

1342
00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:40,880
to do before the procedure.

1343
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:41,720
- Right.

1344
00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:42,560
- Yeah.

1345
00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:43,600
I like to do, I do things my way.

1346
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:44,920
- Yeah.

1347
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:49,400
- Listen, in the prep box that has the bottles,

1348
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:52,160
it says you can have a light breakfast.

1349
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:56,200
The doctor said no, the box said yes.

1350
00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:59,320
So I took the advice that sounded better to me.

1351
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:02,360
I had a very light breakfast, nobody complained.

1352
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:03,520
- That's true.

1353
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:05,080
- I had two eggs.

1354
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:10,240
I had two, I scrambled two eggs and had a piece of toast.

1355
00:46:10,240 --> 00:46:11,440
- Okay, that's good.

1356
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:14,120
- Yeah, I had that at like eight a.m.

1357
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:15,920
And what time was your procedure?

1358
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:18,520
The following day at 11 a.m.

1359
00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:19,760
- The following day?

1360
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:20,960
- You have the following day.

1361
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:21,960
That's the problem.

1362
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:24,840
You have to fast the whole day before your procedure.

1363
00:46:25,720 --> 00:46:29,080
Oh God, I thought you were drinking that the night before

1364
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:29,920
of the procedure.

1365
00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:31,600
- Yeah, the night before the procedure.

1366
00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:35,480
- Oh, so the more you start fasting that morning,

1367
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:38,080
you're not supposed to eat anything the whole day

1368
00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:39,280
before your procedure.

1369
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:40,120
- Okay.

1370
00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:41,320
- Then you don't start the drinking stuff

1371
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:42,920
until four o'clock that afternoon.

1372
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:43,760
- The day before.

1373
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:45,200
- So you're already hungry.

1374
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:46,040
- Yeah.

1375
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:46,880
- Right?

1376
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:50,680
You can have chicken broth and you can have popsicles.

1377
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:54,360
Then I found out, which was good news to me

1378
00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:57,360
that you can have gummy bears just not red ones.

1379
00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:58,200
- Okay.

1380
00:46:58,200 --> 00:46:59,040
- So I bought gummy bears.

1381
00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:00,960
And now I don't wanna see another gummy bear

1382
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:01,960
for the rest of my life.

1383
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:04,600
(laughing)

1384
00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:06,040
- Fuck gummy bears.

1385
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:07,840
So yeah, so then,

1386
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:13,680
I drink the rest of the stuff then to top it off

1387
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:16,320
as a little appare, appareitif.

1388
00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:17,160
- Yes.

1389
00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:19,360
- You have to drink a bottle of magnesium citrate,

1390
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:22,320
which is the very, like, it's very tart.

1391
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:23,080
- Yeah.

1392
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:25,000
- It reminds me of the stuff you have to drink

1393
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:26,720
when you do a diabetes test.

1394
00:47:26,720 --> 00:47:27,560
- Okay.

1395
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:28,400
- When you're pregnant.

1396
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:29,240
- Yeah.

1397
00:47:29,240 --> 00:47:31,000
- That orange drink, it reminds me of that.

1398
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:31,960
It's pretty gross.

1399
00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:33,800
It's a whole bottle of it.

1400
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:38,160
So I sucked that down and then I just felt so gross.

1401
00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:41,160
- That's just not what I wanna do right now.

1402
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:44,880
- But once you do that, yeah, it was fine.

1403
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:47,360
The day of was fine, you know, they're so sweet.

1404
00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:48,880
They're very nice.

1405
00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:51,960
And, you know, you get your IV.

1406
00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:55,360
And I said, put me out and they were like no problemo.

1407
00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:56,200
- Yeah.

1408
00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:58,000
- And I was like, before I turn on my side,

1409
00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,960
they're like, okay, goodnight.

1410
00:47:59,960 --> 00:48:00,800
- Yeah.

1411
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:03,000
- They put me out, I woke up, you feel fine.

1412
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:04,360
- Okay.

1413
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:08,000
- Yeah, see, I need to find a good doctor in my area

1414
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:09,760
because I'm a true one.

1415
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:12,240
- Oh, for the, oh, that's right.

1416
00:48:12,240 --> 00:48:13,560
- Yes, okay.

1417
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:14,560
Yeah.

1418
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:16,600
Okay, I'm gonna call that person.

1419
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:17,600
But not now now.

1420
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:19,400
I'm not gonna do it.

1421
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:21,520
'Cause she really like now turn me off.

1422
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:25,080
Okay, so I made it sound bad, but it wasn't that,

1423
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:28,160
my whole public service announcement was once you drink,

1424
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:31,040
that was the worst part is just drinking the stuff.

1425
00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:33,040
But that's over in like a couple hours.

1426
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:34,480
And then you find out that like,

1427
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:37,120
it's really important to find out

1428
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:39,720
if there's anything going on, especially at our age.

1429
00:48:39,720 --> 00:48:40,560
- I know.

1430
00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:42,600
- It's super important and I'm very grateful

1431
00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:44,800
they have this testing.

1432
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:47,800
And it's a really nice feeling to be told like,

1433
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:48,640
you're good.

1434
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:49,480
- Yeah.

1435
00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:52,440
- And then they said to me, was that I need to be

1436
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:55,800
on a high fiber diet because I have some kind of

1437
00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:58,360
diverticuli, which is not diverticulitis.

1438
00:48:58,360 --> 00:48:59,640
That's when you have an infection.

1439
00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:03,040
But some kind of thing is going on that I told you

1440
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:04,920
the last one I got the consult,

1441
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:07,120
but they're like, it's good to be on a high fiber diet,

1442
00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:10,280
which, so I bought great nut cereal.

1443
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:11,120
- Oh, that's good.

1444
00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:14,200
- I've had great nut cereal for breakfast for today.

1445
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:15,040
- That's good.

1446
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:15,880
- Some berries.

1447
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:16,720
- That's good.

1448
00:49:16,720 --> 00:49:17,560
- Okay.

1449
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:18,560
- I got an apple here and there.

1450
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:19,400
- Yeah.

1451
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:20,240
- What are you gonna do?

1452
00:49:20,240 --> 00:49:21,080
- What are you gonna do?

1453
00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:21,920
(laughs)

1454
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:22,760
- Anyway.

1455
00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:25,840
Let's say hi to our fabulous people.

1456
00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:28,400
We got Dick Follaker and Nikki Collier girl

1457
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:30,440
in Elizabeth Williamson's got too many kids

1458
00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:34,040
and Rita rocks that bassinet with all of

1459
00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:36,240
Elizabeth Williamson's kids and Polly.

1460
00:49:36,240 --> 00:49:38,240
- We love your kids.

1461
00:49:38,240 --> 00:49:39,600
- We love your Polly, Polly a Butterface

1462
00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:41,840
and then I realize that's a terrible insult.

1463
00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:42,680
- Oh, that is, yeah.

1464
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:45,240
- Polly not Butterface.

1465
00:49:45,240 --> 00:49:46,480
Beautiful face.

1466
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:48,600
Valerie Bubba Fenwick and Katarina,

1467
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:50,960
check your molar and Gabby and Missy.

1468
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:54,240
- Mmm, they were outside the clinic.

1469
00:49:54,240 --> 00:49:55,840
Drinking down their juice.

1470
00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:58,200
- Yup.

1471
00:49:58,200 --> 00:50:00,400
And Eishan Vashpay.

1472
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:01,240
- Mmm.

1473
00:50:01,240 --> 00:50:02,080
- And Rebecca Lupin show cute.

1474
00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:04,920
And Kelly Brandt is gonna wait outside target

1475
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:06,520
and make sure nothing happens to you.

1476
00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:07,520
- That happens to you, that's right.

1477
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:09,440
- Polly Shesco Latte from the city of Almante.

1478
00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:10,560
Leslie is coughing.

1479
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:12,920
Erin is a dirty Sanchez Jennifer get up Sandra.

1480
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:14,000
It's not easy being green.

1481
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:15,880
Athena, we love your makeup.

1482
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:18,560
Stephanie is a stinker rinka and Christa gets strapped.

1483
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:23,560
Also, did you see if anybody saw on my Instagram,

1484
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:27,560
Zander's merch for his band Guyliner?

1485
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:30,560
That was all made by our friend Courtney Moore.

1486
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:31,560
- Uh, so nice.

1487
00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:33,200
- Who has E. embroidery.

1488
00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:35,880
And they do hats, polos, whatever you want

1489
00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:36,880
with cool embroidery.

1490
00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:39,840
It's very, very professional looking.

1491
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:40,680
- Yeah.

1492
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:41,520
- And cool looking.

1493
00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:44,320
So you can probably make some cool patches and write.

1494
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:45,680
- Personalize it, it's very cool.

1495
00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:49,560
So just find her on Facebook, i.e. embroidery.

1496
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:54,560
Also, a pop culture rescue.org.

1497
00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:58,680
Okay, that's Robyn's pet charity

1498
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:00,760
because she got her dog Bosco from there.

1499
00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:01,920
They do great things.

1500
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:04,560
All your donations are tax deductible.

1501
00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:05,920
What a way to make a difference.

1502
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:06,760
- Yeah.

1503
00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:07,760
- And a puppy's life.

1504
00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:08,280
- Yeah.

1505
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:11,640
- Also, United Farm Workers, that's Gabby Shoutout.

1506
00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:14,040
Go to ufw.org.

1507
00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:15,920
This was founded by Caesar Chavez.

1508
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:18,280
It's a labor union for farm workers,

1509
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:19,520
especially now you guys.

1510
00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:20,360
- Yeah.

1511
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:21,200
- The guys are hurting.

1512
00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:22,040
- Yes.

1513
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:23,760
- And Gal's absolutely.

1514
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:26,600
So go give them some money, ufw.

1515
00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:31,600
And my friend who has a column on medium.com called

1516
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:34,720
@unbecomingstories.

1517
00:51:34,720 --> 00:51:35,680
Go check that out.

1518
00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:37,880
You're gonna love the stories.

1519
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:39,880
Also, the family skepticals a podcast

1520
00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:41,920
about raising kids without religion.

1521
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:45,360
So go check them out.

1522
00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:47,800
Wilman Frida and Palm Springs and Palm Desert.

1523
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:49,320
Check them out.

1524
00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:50,440
Basic Becky.

1525
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:51,440
- Mm-hmm.

1526
00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:56,200
- T-shirts, mouse pads, everything.

1527
00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:57,200
(laughs)

1528
00:51:57,200 --> 00:51:58,040
- Everything.

1529
00:51:58,040 --> 00:52:01,840
Go to justbasicbecky.com or find her on Facebook at BasicBecky.

1530
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:05,000
If you're in Hawaii, go to Sugar Skull,

1531
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:09,280
Marins Giftshop and Bakery, or follow them on Instagram

1532
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:11,360
@sugarskull808.

1533
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:14,960
And why don't you get there by using waves and wonder travel?

1534
00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:19,320
That's Christine Concierge Travel Planner on Facebook

1535
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:22,520
or travel with Christine B on Instagram.

1536
00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:26,160
The ACLU, oh God, we need them more than ever.

1537
00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:29,080
Thank you, Jacob, for shouting them out.

1538
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:32,160
And Fern Candle, that's our friend Kelsey.

1539
00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:36,080
I just saw she has a new smell called like,

1540
00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:38,240
I wanna say Kashmir plum.

1541
00:52:38,240 --> 00:52:39,800
It sounded so good.

1542
00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:41,200
I saw it on Facebook today.

1543
00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:44,640
Go to FernCandle.com, get you some candles.

1544
00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:46,840
And I already talked about Adam Learner,

1545
00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:48,800
but he said, "Adam's got a car."

1546
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:50,440
And tell us about Mike.

1547
00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:55,360
- Mike, if you need any plumbing questions or services

1548
00:52:55,360 --> 00:52:58,960
in fear in the Maricopa County area in Arizona,

1549
00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:01,160
you can go to drain surgeons,

1550
00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:03,960
A-Z, like, Arizona.com.

1551
00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:06,840
And you can get his phone number, his email,

1552
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:11,840
and if you mention F-C-L-L, $99 sewer line inspection.

1553
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:13,200
And if you're not in the area,

1554
00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:16,040
you can just go there and give him a call

1555
00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:17,720
and ask him questions.

1556
00:53:17,720 --> 00:53:19,520
He helped me the other day fix a plumbing issue

1557
00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:20,720
in my kitchen.

1558
00:53:20,720 --> 00:53:22,400
So there you go.

1559
00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:24,960
All right, you're a parent now.

1560
00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:25,880
Don't eff it up.

1561
00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:28,480
(upbeat music)

1562
00:53:28,480 --> 00:53:33,480
♪ Let it take letting go ♪

1563
00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:43,480
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