♪ Made a decision on me ♪
♪ I'll face the sunny sun ♪
♪ What on our head of vision ♪
♪ What is life be like? ♪
- What's up, everybody?
Welcome to For Cry Not Loud.
Hello.
(laughs)
When I tell you that I wasn't very excited to see you,
'cause I always think like,
"Oh, I got nothing to talk about."
And then as I'm getting closer,
I'm like, "Oh, wait, I gotta tell her this."
And I gotta tell her this.
I gotta tell her this.
I know.
And then anytime anything happens,
I'm like, "Oh, I can't.
"I'm gonna talk about that on the show."
- Right, right.
Well, yeah, I have questions for you
because I saw that you had a colonoscopy,
so I sure did.
- Curious to hear how that was.
I did my mammogram and I got,
I had to call,
I think kept saying seven to 10 days,
you're gonna get the results
and they're gonna be sent to your doctor.
I called Dr. Knockaround twice, left a message,
finally got somebody on the phone in that office.
And I said, I had a mammogram
like three and a half weeks ago.
Did you get my results?
And they were like, "Nope, we don't have anything for you."
So then I go back to the place that I had my mammogram
and they said, "Go on your patient portal
"and blah, blah, blah, I go on the patient portal."
There's the results with the letter
and the end said,
sent electronically to Dr. Knockaround.
- Yeah, it's not great.
- Yeah, he's not great.
I don't know, maybe he's getting knocked
around a little too much.
But anyway, the good news is I'm all clear.
- Oh, good, okay.
Yeah.
(clears throat)
But.
- Well, spoiler alert, I'm my colonoscopy,
I'm all clear too.
- Okay, good, that's good.
We're clear.
- We're clear.
One of the things, so I know that like everybody's talking
about a known number, yeah, on Netflix.
And we talked about it last week.
Yeah, remember we stopped it, we ended the show,
we did a fake ending.
- Yes.
- And then we talked about it the rest of the time
so that people could just be done
with the show if they hadn't seen it.
- Yes, and did you know, there's like a trend
on TikTok right now of women taping their husbands,
watching the show when they find out
that it was the mom.
(laughs)
That was doing it all along.
And they're like, what the, they're like flipping out.
But anyway, I just wanted to tell you,
Natalia called, "Face time me with her roommate."
Like, you know, in the middle of the week,
excuse me, last week at like 10 o'clock at night,
she's with her roommate in bed.
And she's like, "Mom, we, I just have to call
"to tell you how much I love you
"and I am so appreciative of you."
And I'm like, "Why?"
- You're not stalking me.
- Yes.
- So she goes, "I just watched, she goes,
"have you heard about it?"
And I go, "Yeah, I heard about it.
"Talked about it on my podcast."
She watched it and she was like, "Think, oh my."
She's like, "I was floored."
Yeah.
And then I had to remind her,
remember this kind of a similar thing?
Not the same thing, but you got those letters, you know,
and then I had to like confront the mom
that was sending the letters.
And yeah, she was like, "Yeah, that was bad."
But yeah, so she was, yeah.
So that's, we should all get t-shirts to say,
at least I'm not Kendall LeVacari.
- I mean, it is Sadie watched it too.
And she was just like, "I said, did you, did you suspect?"
And she goes, "Not at all."
I said, "So what, what was your reaction when you found out?"
She was like, "I was floored."
I was just like, "What the hell?"
- Yeah. - That's crazy.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- It's pretty crazy.
- I read somewhere that they had to make a whole fake,
kind of a fake documentary to, for the mom.
'Cause they did like a fake out thing
so that she would be part of the documentary.
But then they changed the whole thing when they released it.
Oh, that's interesting.
- They did a little bait and switch on her.
But I don't know how they, yeah,
I guess they showed her something that kind of represented it
in a different way.
- Right, right.
- But even though the whole point was how crazy she is.
- Yeah.
Yeah.
There was that article that I think I sent to you.
I also posted it in our Facebook group
but kind of went deeper into like the, how she,
it kind of was a little obvious to some people
that it could have been her from the get go.
Like we talked about that was there one couple that said,
yeah, you should look at her, the mom.
But for, not people watching it,
but you mean people in the story?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They didn't show that.
- Yeah, they didn't show that until after.
- Yeah.
But there was like, she was like texting,
she wanted her daughter to really like be his good girlfriend
to him like, she's like texting her daughter during a game
while they were watching him play or, no, they were at some game.
He wasn't playing because she was saying,
why are you sitting next to him?
Go move your ass, move your ass, go sit next to him.
Like text messages to her daughter.
Like why aren't you like taking care of him?
Kind of thing.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- But why when she was the one who wanted him?
- Because she was a little,
- She tried to get them to break up.
- It was a little bit of both.
Like I don't, she was just so obsessed.
Maybe it was like that in the beginning
that she wanted to,
because she wanted the boy to stick around maybe
to be part of their family
and like be able to go on trips with him
because she liked him.
Maybe it was that.
- I'm trying to find the cover.
I can't read the article,
but you sent me a thing with like a bunch of the texts.
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah.
- Where she's saying,
hold on, I have to look at it close up
or she's saying Friday will be epic when it's announced.
She's saying to your daughter basically like,
oh, only one of you got voted on homecoming court.
This is epic.
Friday will be epic when it's announced.
They'll look on your faces,
watching one of you,
watching one in F you
with your arm around another person holding hands
and being all adorable, smiling, flirting.
Could this be the end of the A.K.A. golden couple
with their relationship everybody idolizes?
We promise, we will break you up.
You know he's cheating.
Plan is an action.
This is like the diabolical.
- Yeah.
- You, you, F and will be crying every day.
We could fucking care less.
He never came back to you.
He didn't even talk to you.
Get the fucking point.
He hates you.
Now we ruin your life.
You fucking did this.
Now we ruin your life.
- There are all texts that weren't in the,
- Right.
- In the documentary.
- You sent this to me.
Yeah.
And then she has a picture of her daughter
with a like a throwing up face,
emoji over her face
and calling her anorexic trash something.
- That is just unbelievable.
I just feel like the people that give her a pass,
not a pass, but the people that are like,
well, she has like, much housing.
She just wanted attention.
Like, I don't think that's it.
- No.
- I think she hated her daughter and wanted the guy.
- I think so too.
I think she was in love with the guy.
- Yeah.
- Like cutting his steak and going to his games
and shit like that.
And then it also, when he started dating somebody,
another town over and then she started stalking that girl.
- Exactly.
Why would she do that unless it was about the guy?
- Right.
- Not about her daughter.
She just made her own daughter the enemy
because she wanted the guy so bad.
- Right.
Fuckin' nuts, man.
Yeah.
It's just so funny though.
So many people are all talking about it now.
It's all over, it's like tick tockin'.
- I know.
- It's great.
And she's just out of jail, just walking around.
- Right.
- Her daughter's life.
- No.
And I just, I mean, I know it's her daughter,
but I just, the fact that her daughter still wants to have
a relationship with her.
I just don't get it.
- That's so sad.
It's like what happens to victims of abuse.
- Yeah.
It's really sad.
- I don't know that the dad is so awesome either
'cause like how in the world did he not notice all the lies?
All the, she's not making a paycheck.
She's not gonna work.
She's tech on her phone all day and night texting her daughter.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I don't get it.
I don't, and I know.
And then like when the daughter found out on camera,
people were like, you know, she didn't seem surprised.
Maybe she was in on it.
And at first I was like, no,
I just think she was young and confused
and didn't know what to believe.
But then it's like, I don't know,
mate, do you think maybe she kind of had her suspicions?
I don't know.
- I don't think so.
- No.
- I think she was very shocked and just like didn't
paralyzed by like, what?
- Yeah.
- I think she's just, I don't know.
- Yeah.
Just crazy.
- She just looked so vacant, you know, after everything.
Just so-- - She looked shell shocked.
- Yes.
- Yeah.
- And then she's just like, I wanna have a relationship
with my mom.
I mean, of course she wants to believe that her mom,
sorry and loves her.
You don't wanna believe that your mom just like,
literally doesn't love you.
- That would be insane, right?
- Yeah.
- Maybe she just just like wants to believe her mom's sick
and she's getting the help she needs.
But then we all know from seeing the documentary,
her going like, I mean, whatever like--
- Everybody does the legal stuff.
Like, come on.
- I know, just they don't get caught.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, it's just, yeah, she got a lot of help.
What do you think the daughter's reaction is
to seeing the documentary?
- I don't know.
I'm wondering too.
Maybe she's, maybe she'll change her outlook.
I don't know.
But yeah, I want you to see it together.
And then I hope she's not like, I don't know.
There's people that are saying that she's getting like,
you know, threatening messages.
Like, you knew all along that this was going on
and you let your, you were in on it with your mom
and stuff like that.
Of course that's gonna happen
when a documentary like this comes out.
And it's just like, you know, it just takes off
so popular everybody's talking about it on the internet.
Of course, like, you're gonna have a negative backlash
but I just, I worry about her.
She's still young.
She's only 18 now or 19, you know?
- Yeah.
- That's still a baby.
- I know.
You have to deal with it.
Yeah, I feel bad.
- The internet really sucks.
You have to be cruel.
So bad.
I hate that like everybody has access to everybody.
Yeah.
I missed the days where like celebrities were just celebrity.
Like, remember the days where somebody like a Robert Redford
or a Meryl Streep?
- Yes.
- They didn't even do, they didn't do,
the most you'd ever see them and it was kind of rare
was like in an interview on like a talk show.
There was no way to like see what they're doing
in their day to day beta.
So, drinking all their green smoothies
and doing yoga and working out and talking about the next,
you know, doing their gel puff on nails.
There was none of that.
Yeah, they were just, you know, they were movie stars
or celebrities, but yeah, you'd see like short form interviews
and that was it.
There was a mistake, right?
You didn't feel privy, you didn't feel entitled
to know everything about their personal life.
- Yeah.
- I just don't like the fact that people think they should have
access to anybody that they feel like it.
- Right, I know.
- And that they can talk to you or even just go in the
comments sections of stuff and trash people.
- Right, yeah.
I mean, listen, I mean, we get it, you know,
on our little level, I just imagine, you know,
how other people- - Oh my God, people are obsessed with us
and it's so funny to be like, we're nobody.
- Yeah.
- Like we're literal nobody's.
- Right.
- Like why?
I understand being obsessed with us in a good way.
I understand the feel.
Well, and I say that to be funny, but also like,
I understand like, I understand having a pair of social
relationship.
You listen to people unfiltered talk about their lives
and you go like, oh my gosh, I feel like they're my friends.
- Oh yeah.
- But I don't understand how people get like obsessed
in a negative way with people that aren't oversat,
that aren't like all over your TV screen, aren't like,
you know how to get it?
I know.
- Or don't have a humongous following like,
how do you decide you absolutely hate people
that have a podcast that you don't have to listen to?
- That you don't have to listen to.
- Right.
- It's not for you anyway.
It's not for people like you.
- It's not on NBC.
- No.
- It's not like, well, you're putting your podcast in my feed
in my main, I only have three channels on my TV
and you're on one of them, so I'm in mad way.
It's like, oh my God, you have to go,
you have to search real hard.
- Yes, that's right.
You do.
Yeah, I don't get it.
But yeah, there's always just gonna be a negative
when people are in that, you know,
in that eye, or like the daughter on Netflix,
you know, she's gonna get backlash, but it's sad.
Yeah, I don't know.
- Why can't we just keep it to the mom?
The mom deserves all of our backlash.
- And the dad a little bit too.
- If you wanna give him a little, he's an adult, you know?
- Yeah.
- Why you gotta go after her?
Who did she hurt?
- Right.
- Exactly.
Even if you think, oh, you knew it was your mom.
Let's say, let's just say that you think,
this girl knew it was her mom the whole time.
How does that make you mad at her in any way?
- Right.
Yeah, like what is she gonna do?
Stop her mom?
Or what is she gonna do?
Report her mom to the police?
Or maybe she could have had a feeling,
but she didn't wanna say anything or verbalize it.
She just kinda made, I don't know.
I don't know what she knew, but yeah,
what is she doing to hurt anybody?
- Sure.
- And also, I feel a little bit sorry for the guy,
because people are also coming down on him,
like he didn't even care, he didn't stay with her, whatever,
but let's say you're a young teenage boy.
- Yeah.
- You don't want that shit?
- No.
- You don't wanna be in a relationship with somebody
that somebody is clearly so mad.
- You know of course.
- Especially at her, but you guys are gonna break up.
- Yeah, he was a kid too.
He was just a baby.
He was 14, 15.
- Yeah.
- That's young.
- Let the guy live his life.
(laughs)
- And maybe his parents, which was not included
in the documentary, 'cause it could have been
a little bit leading, but maybe his parents
were just like something's off about that mom.
- Yes.
- Like stay away.
- Maybe, 'cause they were saying like,
oh my God, she was weirdly obsessed with them.
She went to all his games even after they broke up.
Maybe the parents were just like, dude, something's weird.
- Yeah.
- Maybe you should break up with her.
- Right.
Yeah.
I would.
- I would too.
The good news is that I think he's single now,
so he's available.
(laughs)
- There you go.
- For me, just because.
(laughs)
- He could reach out to him.
He's got social media probably.
- Exactly.
I got access.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I hope it doesn't go into his other file or whatever.
(laughs)
It does make me mad when like, I want to send a message
to Heather DeBrow from Orange County.
Of course, nothing hateful.
I literally want to just reach out to her.
But you can't, because you do, if you have a certain
about a follower, you're not gonna read your message requests.
- Yes.
So in that way, you're a little bit unreachable.
- Right.
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, that's true.
What do you want to talk to Heather and DeBrow about?
- Well, Heather and I have something in common.
- Okay.
- Literally, I think that people are--
- You invite the matter about the wrong thing.
- Well, I feel like Tamara's son is so gross.
And I wanna get her take on it.
- Oh, yeah.
- I'm filming with Tamara, whose son has done some
like really horrendous things.
- That's a good point.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
And I really, I want an answer from her.
I wanted an answer to that.
(laughs)
- I just watched the lie detector episode.
- Oh, you did?
- Yes.
That was just, I mean, I didn't like how everybody
had to gang up on, and we could talk about maybe on Friday,
but how everybody ganged up on Katie Janella,
like, fucking what's her name?
Emily, you should leave.
It's like, okay.
Calm down.
Everybody just turned on her.
Well, but for good reason too though,
'cause she failed off the fucking question.
She was a liar.
- It's like, I am so torn on this whole thing.
I think, you know what, let's do an ad.
- Okay.
- And I want to, I have a couple of things to say about this.
- Yes.
- I just see people fast forwarding already.
They're like, add and ornge county housewives.
But stay with us.
- So here's my thinking about Katie.
I want to know what you think.
But so, okay.
Last season, I was like, I was not on her side,
'cause she came hard for Heather right out of the gate.
And she had a whole thing about how Heather
called the paparazzi on herself.
And she probably did.
- Yeah.
- And she also, Heather also failed that question
on her lie detector test.
- And she did.
- So the whole season was basically Katie trying
to take Heather down and Heather being like,
I swear to God, I swear my kids lives
that I do not call the paparazzi.
And it turns out she probably did call the paparazzi.
So Katie wasn't lying, but also,
I think part of the problem with Katie,
is that she got a lot of sketchy stuff in her background
and is kind of a liar.
So it's like, when they called her the girl who cries wolf,
- Yes.
- Do you remember that this came out about her?
And they tried not to, they somebody brought it up
on the show and then they were like,
oh my God, you shouldn't be bringing that up.
But she got into this road rage incident.
- Yeah.
- Right?
And she totally lied about it.
'Cause she claimed that this guy was following her
and like, and like, tried to attack her, whatever,
and was coming after her.
Unfortunately for her, he had taken video.
And she was the aggressor and it happened.
She followed him home.
She's the one who got road rage.
She's the one who got off the freeway
and followed him to his house
and then confronted him in his own driveway.
There's video of this?
- Yes.
So wow.
- So she tried to call the police when it was going on
and claimed that he was attacking her.
So he got arrested.
Finally, the police looked at, he was like,
that is not what happened.
I promise you, here's the video, I have video of it.
And once they realized, oh no, that was his house
and they saw that she was being the aggressor.
- Yeah.
- Then she got in trouble for it, right?
- Oh shit.
- So there's been stuff where she's like
doubled and triple down and played victim
that she was fully lying about.
Yeah.
Now, do I think that Gretchen said I went to the hospital?
Yes, because she's on fucking video saying it.
- Yeah.
- So I don't know how Katie, so like this is where I'm stuck
because Katie is a liar.
- Yeah.
- Also, the thing that they kicked her out of the house for
was not a lie.
Gretchen was lying.
- Well see, Gretchen, that's the weird thing.
Does she not realize that she's on tape in the back
of the car in New Orleans going,
I did go to the hospital the next morning?
- She said that.
- Yeah.
- So what, so she's trying to cover it up.
And also, what I think happened.
- Yeah.
- I think Gretchen, and the reason I say this
is because it's happened to me.
I think Gretchen was so drunk that night.
I think what happened to her,
we're all, in case you don't remember,
we're talking about where Tamara sent her,
they tried to get her naked waisted.
They kept giving her shots and she was super drunk.
She could barely walk.
And then they sent Ryan,
Tamara sent her disgusting son Ryan
into the bathroom with her.
- Oh, that's right.
- And they said this thing about like,
when two in the pink, one in the stink.
- Oh.
- Like they made this hand gesture.
Like he was gonna go for,
can sexually assault her.
And he went in the bathroom with her
and he was trying to get with her.
And she just kept saying, no, no, no, no, no,
like I'm married or whatever.
And he was like, come on, come on, come on.
And she finally left the bathroom.
So the whole situation is disgusting.
Also though, I think she was so, so drunk
that the next day she went to the hospital
'cause she had a horrible hangover.
Then I think she got embarrassed about that
and only wanted her close friends to know,
I don't think it had anything to do
with her thinking she was drugged.
- Uh-huh, okay.
- And she knew she had shot after shot after shot
and got really, really drunk.
- Yeah.
- I don't think she got tested for roofie or anything like that.
I think she just didn't, once she told some friends
and I think she felt bad, like, oh God, I was so drunk
that she just didn't want that coming out.
So then when it came out, like, oh, she was so,
she went to the hospital.
- Yeah.
- Maybe she said like, why didn't know?
Maybe I was drugged.
- Yeah.
- And now I think she's trying to deny the whole thing.
- I agree.
And also it's weird that Katie's husband was showing
the, his, his call log going, look at how many times
I've been talking to Slade.
What do you think?
We're just chitchatting.
- Yeah.
- You know, it's like, yeah, that makes sense.
Yeah, I think Rechen is a liar.
- Oh, horrible liar and she's a bad person.
- Yeah, I don't like her at all.
She drives me nuts.
And I don't know why they have to bring back her and Joe
and all these people, like, that show just kind of sucks now.
I mean, it has been for a long time.
There's other people in Orange County
that you could, you know, have a part of that show.
- Even Heather doesn't even want to be on that show.
- I know.
- That was the best.
- She does belong on Beverly Hills.
- She does belong.
- Yeah.
- She's actually rich.
- Yeah, she should be, yeah, she's probably like,
what am I slummin' it with these people for?
- And we do need to see anymore scenes with Gina?
- No, I know.
I just, it's like in Shannon Bedore, I mean,
oh, I can't with Shannon.
- I can't, no.
And Tam, it's been long enough.
They get rid of them.
They need a reboot or put it on ice or something.
- I agree.
And now they have to do this whole Kiki Monique thing, you know,
or they're like breaking the third wall down
or the fourth wall, like they don't,
it's like they don't have any other story lines.
It's all just them talking to an influencer.
- You know what's funny is that I recently met Kiki Monique
at a party and I had never heard of her before.
Now she's everywhere.
- So Ronnie Caram, my old co-host from the Roseprix
current post to watch what crap ends, the show ever,
the best podcast.
So Ronnie invited me to this party, which I went to.
- I remember.
- And Meredith was there, our friend Meredith Lynch was there.
And I was sitting at a table with, it was me,
Meredith's friends, Kiki Monique,
and this other guy who's just recently been in the news
for something and now I can't remember what it is.
But and we were totally chatting with Kiki, Zach Peters.
No.
The names like Yosef or something like,
I'm gonna remember it, but I can't remember it right off the top
of my head.
Anyway, and she co-hosts a show with Derinda,
like a radio show.
- Okay.
- Like an exome radio show, maybe a series.
- Kiki Monique does.
And anyway, I was totally like chit chatting with her
and she did not spill any of this tea and I'm so mad.
- We literally sat and talked to her for like over an hour.
- Really?
- Yeah.
So what does she just get like the,
I don't know, some of these influencers,
they get the tea from these housewives.
They reach, housewives reach out to them.
- Yeah.
- Well, and she's apparently friends.
Okay, did I tell you this,
that we were sitting at this table and Meredith,
and I was talking about, it was before Elby got a job
and I was talking about, I need,
Meredith was asking like how Elby is,
and I said she needs a job,
trying to get her like a hostessing job.
And then Meredith goes, she should host us at Tom,
not so yet. - Oh yeah.
- Tom Schwartz is restaurant.
- Right.
- And then she was like, Kiki, why don't you text Tom
and get Elby a job at his restaurant?
And she was like, oh my god, I totally will.
And I was like, oh, that'd be at Tom Tom.
- Yeah.
- And then I got all excited.
And then I messaged her on Instagram
and then she never read it or got back to me.
- Yeah.
- Full circle to me.
- Yeah.
- She's not, but now she follows me on Instagram.
Oh, she does.
Yeah, but she never read, she never got back to me.
So I guess she did not want to message Tom Schwartz
for a stranger like me.
- Yeah.
- But yeah, she's in with all those people.
- Yeah, that's crazy.
Yeah, these housewives,
like they just, they reach out to these people
and like wanting to plant stories
and or talk about their narrative
of what's going on in the show.
And I don't know, it's kind of strange.
- It's like, stay, stay in your lane.
(laughing)
- Oh my god, I'm gonna call all three shows this week,
stay in your lane.
- It's the name of our Patreon tomorrow.
That's so funny.
Yeah.
- So I have a little story for you.
- Yeah.
- This is crazy.
Well, when's this story, should I tell you?
Okay, this is a little crazy story.
The other day,
LB, I guess went to like the, went to get a bagel
and okay, I come home the other day.
I'll start here.
I come home and LB's car is gone.
So I'm assuming LB went to work.
So I walk in the house and there's LB.
And I was like, oh, where's your car?
And she goes, I have to leave my car at Target.
Crazy fucking story happened to me.
And I was like, what?
And she goes, a guy started stalking me around Target.
Oh, whoa.
So scary.
And this is not like the IKEA thing.
This was like, for real.
- I just gotta say.
- This was not an IKEA situation.
It was like actual, so she says at first,
so she goes, I was looking in like,
I was in like the girl section, like makeup, nails, right?
And she goes and there was like a guy
who like kept looking at me, who was just walking in there.
I go, how old?
Like how old?
She goes probably like mid 30s.
- Oh, boy.
- Okay, gross.
She's like, he, but I didn't think anything of it at first
because like, okay, like he's like maybe
chopping first girlfriend, you know?
Like maybe his girlfriends like wandered off somewhere
and as they, so she goes, so I didn't, she goes,
he was looking at me though, like a staring at me.
She goes, but I was like, oh, maybe he's just,
so she goes, so you know, I've kind of walked away from him.
Just stayed with me.
He just like kept walking where I was walking.
So then she goes, so then I started getting like a little bit,
a little bit weirded out.
- Yeah.
- She goes, so then I tried to like double bat,
like do a, you know, walk to a totally different random aisle
away and she goes, sure enough, within like two seconds,
he was like, right near me.
- Oh my God.
- She was, so then I started getting a little bit scared.
So she said that she ducked behind and she goes,
he wasn't like on the phone with anybody,
like cause that would have been more of a telltale sign
that he was doing something for a girlfriend.
- Yeah.
- You know when you're in the grocery store
and there's a guy in there and they're on their own,
they're on their own with a wife.
- Where's the clam sauce?
- Exactly.
She's like, he wasn't on the phone.
He wasn't doing anything but like staring at me.
So she goes, so my stomach was hurting,
listening to this story, you know?
So then she's like, so I ducked behind like a,
I hide behind an aisle until I think I've lost him
and she goes and then I, I like did like a surptitious
serpentine.
- Surpentine, serpentine.
- Surpentine.
- Yeah.
- So she goes, I serpentine like,
I, and she goes and I go upstairs.
So there's an upstairs in this target.
She goes, I can see because she's like looking down,
she's on the escalator, she sees that he's like,
looking all around for her.
- Oh my.
- And she's like, now she's nervous
but I was like, why didn't you go and tell an employee?
- Yeah.
- And she goes, I don't know.
She goes, I just got scared.
So she goes upstairs, he's looking around.
She is able to like buy her stuff there.
She's like, I just wanted to buy my stuff
and then get the hell out of there.
- Yeah.
- Buys her stuff, goes to leave.
He's sitting right outside on a chair,
like waiting for her.
And he stairs right at her and she's like,
oh my God, it was like a horror movie,
listening to the story.
- Yeah.
- He's like sitting outside of the door
and then he, so she walks towards the parking lot.
She said he got up and like stood there,
like watching her.
And then somehow, so she goes down the stairs
and then she walks over to the side.
And then she goes, sure enough,
within like one second he'd followed me, he'd come down.
He came down the stairs and then he was looking for me,
looking all around. - Oh, God.
- So she goes, she freaked out, she called John
and she was like, come pick me up.
And so John came and got her and she hid
behind like some trash cans.
- Oh my gosh.
- And then by the time John got there,
he had walked away and then she got in the car
and then they waited like an hour.
I guess John called the store and like reported it.
- Yeah.
- But I don't, I mean they didn't see the guy around
'cause he'd already left.
- Maybe they wish they could have looked
on security camera.
- Yeah, that's what I was just gonna say.
- I mean, I've done anything at that point.
You know what I mean?
- Yeah.
- But what the fuck?
- But what if he goes back tomorrow and does,
you know what I mean?
- I don't know.
- I mean, yeah.
- Like, I hope not.
- She's going back to school soon.
- That's, but you know what?
That's good.
Like she's paying attention to her surroundings.
- Yeah.
- I don't think all kids do that.
You know?
- She said it was just real obvious.
- Right.
- There's like the store is empty
and there's just a guy following her around.
- That's insane.
- It's not like she was at IKEA
where you have to follow one direction
and it's like kind of coincidental
that you're in the,
- Right.
- You know she was like,
there weren't a lot of people in the store.
- That's kind of crazy.
- It's like 11 a.m.
on a, you know,
- Yeah.
- Thursday or Friday.
- That's crazy.
- That's a crazy story.
Totally creepy crazy story.
- That is creepy.
Yeah.
You gotta like, I mean,
- She happened to you.
- No.
No, that I remember.
I remember a guy like,
and when I was young, like 12,
that would follow me and my girlfriends home from school.
And like,
but he lived in our neighborhood
but he would always at the same time,
and I follow us but always at the same time
happened to be driving up and down our street
when we're walking home from school.
It was always on our street
and we thought that was creepy.
And then one day he pulls out his wing
and starts jacking on.
- Oh my God.
I was, where did God I was thinking about
when we talked a long time ago,
probably a few years ago
about we both had that same,
yeah, pulled up to a car was sitting there staring at us
and then he opened the door
and then he was like jacking it.
- Yeah.
I guess it was a thing back in the 70s and 80s maybe.
I don't know.
It happened a lot to like my friends and stuff.
- Yeah.
- And it happened to you and yeah,
it was a thing back then
where guys would just expose themselves.
- Well, there wasn't really like the internet,
there wasn't the way I couldn't like scroll through Facebook.
- Yes.
- So what are you gonna do for fun?
- Right, that was exactly.
There was no porn hub back then, nothing.
- Right, so they got off on just like,
but I do the first time that ever happened to me,
I was pretty young.
- Yeah.
- It was like pretty shocking.
- Yeah.
But I wasn't shocked like,
oh my God, I'm gonna call the police.
I was shocked like, wow.
- Yeah, so I'm gonna call the police.
- We were like that too,
'cause I was with my friend Wendy and that happened
and we were both like, what the hell?
We were like laughing.
- Yes, me.
- There's something and then like Wendy told her mom,
'cause her mom was young and hip and cool.
And like, I was never gonna tell my crazy parents that,
'cause then they'd be like, you're not going anywhere ever.
You're never leaving the house.
But we told her, her mom and she was just like,
okay, well, stay away from that truck.
- No, I was it.
- That was it.
- Yeah, that was it.
There was no like police report, all the police, nothing.
Just, you know, that was it.
Just, I can remember a couple of times being followed
when I was young, like probably in my 20s
being followed on the road.
- Have you ever had that happen?
Like some guy, I don't know, saw me or whatever
and then started like, tailing me in their car.
I do remember once or twice, I remember once really well,
where I had to start like, trying to lose the person
and having that freak out of like, what do I do?
- Yeah. - So I call the police.
I gotta go, I gonna pull into a police station,
but somehow I think I lost him before I got to the,
and you didn't, I didn't have Google back then,
so you couldn't go where's the nearest police station?
So I think I was like, well, I don't know where police station is.
- Of course.
- But I didn't wanna go home
'cause I didn't want them knowing where I live.
So I do remember if that happening where I was like,
okay, I'm gonna go to like a grocery store or something
and then have to, but then I lost him.
- Yeah.
- Wow.
- Of course, that's probably gonna come off
like the IKEA story where I'm like, no,
I swear to God, they're following me.
- Like the IKEA story.
(laughs)
- Everybody thinks they're getting sex traffic,
does the problem.
- Right.
And I don't think by the way that Elby was gonna get sex traffic,
but I think she might have, the guy might have tried to like,
abduct her.
- Oh yeah, that, that, I mean, you never know.
Like it's, it's scary when you have a young daughter, you know?
Like there's just, it reminded me there was a date lines,
there was a story where a guy was following the girl in target
and they show her leaving the target
and the guy followed her out of target
and abducted her at the car and took off
and kidnapped her and killed her.
- Oh my God.
- Yeah.
Yeah.
I remember the story because the, the, the girl's dad was a cop
and they found her car in the parking lot
and they found like she went to the park,
she went to target to buy her boyfriend like an anniversary gift
and card and that was it.
And then she was missing.
- But was that also, was that at a mall?
It was in a target parking lot.
- Oh God.
Yeah.
- Well now I'm re-scared.
- Yeah.
- That's so sad.
- Yeah.
- That's awful.
- I know.
- Well, all right.
I have another thing to tell you which is that I got the car,
- Yeah.
- Electric car, sorry everybody, after your story last time
and I was like, oh no, I'm kind of scared.
I got a little bit scared.
I was like, okay, am I gonna be like knowing me
and my anxious personality?
Am I gonna wanna be like driving around looking for a plug-in
or whatever?
- Yeah.
- So I saw our friend Adam at a learner at a party,
Labor Day, went to a Labor Day party,
eight way too much junk food.
- Yeah.
- But saw Adam there and I was like, Adam.
So I don't know why I'm like a little bit scared
about this electric, I'm having second thoughts
about an electric car and he's like, no, I totally get it.
But you do have a car that is already a hybrid.
So you do have a gas car.
It's not like you have one car, but also I get it.
So like, let me look for, do you guys want like a second hybrid
and I was like, that'd be great if you could get it
in at the price point.
- Right.
- We were gonna get the ID for it
'cause we got the ID for in the threes.
- Yeah.
- Our payment is low.
- Mm-hmm.
- So I was like, that would be so great and he goes,
okay, I totally got you.
And then he looked around and then he was like, yeah, no.
Okay.
- Really?
- He's like, you're gonna stick with electric
and I was like, all right.
- He'll be fine.
- But it's so cute and it is like, this is not just,
this is not an ad for Adam, but it is so great how John was like,
yeah, so Adam's bringing the car.
- Right.
- Right how it works.
- Yeah.
- And he just, we did the paperwork ahead of time.
Then Adam just, well, not the paperwork, the credit check.
Then the deal is done.
Adam came over.
We were sent, we signed off on our phones.
- Mm-hmm.
- So I did.
- The guy from the dealership came, gave us our keys,
showed us how to work the car, got our phones set up in it
and like, have a good day.
- Hey, isn't that great?
- Yeah.
- That's the best.
That's what happened with me.
- Yeah.
- And it's fine.
- And it's really well actually.
I am, okay, so I would complain about the Tiguan
that we have because it's got this like a stutter.
You know when you're,
it does a little thing especially when you're first driving it
where it lurches a little bit.
And apparently that's just what it does.
- Yes.
- So I hate that.
- But the electric car is drive so smooth.
And it's got really good torque.
- Yes, it does.
That's what I like about those cars.
Yeah.
- And at the gas, it goes.
- It goes, yes.
- Yeah.
- It's like a fast driving golf cart is what it's like.
Driving one of those things.
Yeah, I like it.
I mean, it'll be fine.
And like I drove over the weekend an hour and a half away
from my house.
I went, listen, Suzanne took me for my birthday overnight.
The place they took me was the Teranello Spawn Hotel
in Palos, Verdes.
- Okay.
- Yeah, so it's a good hour and a half.
I didn't have to do any,
I didn't have to charge my car when I got there.
The Tesla, I think I might have to.
It was, I don't remember how many miles,
but it was an hour and a half away.
I still had a full like good charge on my car
when I got there and then all the way back.
So, you know, there was no need.
And a lot of times these places already have electric
charging stations for all kinds of cars.
Yeah.
- My kid's school has one.
There you go.
- There you go.
- There were electric spaces there.
- That's nice.
Yeah.
If I ever wanted to go to their school and charge up,
I don't know why I would.
But if I could go there if I was going for like a school event,
charge my car.
- Right.
- Well, I'm doing it.
(laughs)
Yeah, I like it.
And it also has this mode.
I'm sure yours does too regenerative mode,
which the only reason I don't like it,
I keep it in the, we keep it in the regular mode
because which is like a gliding mode.
So that when regenerative,
as soon as you take your foot off the gas,
it starts breaking.
- Right.
- But like a golf cart.
- Yeah, but the other mode,
I think it uses a little more battery.
But when you take your foot off the gas,
it kind of glides.
- Yes.
See, I like it the other way.
- You do?
- I like it when you take your foot off the gas.
It pretty much stops because I used it.
It was used to, that's how the Tesla was.
- Okay.
- You can change it with the Tesla too,
but I started off that way and I get used to it.
My kids hated driving the Tesla because of that.
- Oh.
- They get used to taking the foot off and having it glide.
So they would switch it,
you can switch it back and forth.
- Right.
- But I don't mind like,
'cause that way when I'm going fast on the freeway,
I just take my foot off and it,
it's still glides, doesn't like stop.
- Right.
- Yeah, it slows it down faster.
- It slows it down faster.
Yeah, I like it.
So that happened and then call anoscopy.
Listen, this is what I want to say,
this is a public service announcement.
- Yeah.
- A lot of buildup, I really didn't want to do it.
Now you've never done it.
You're, but we got a long time ago.
- I did a long time ago, but yeah.
- Oh, you did a long time ago,
but I'm due for another one.
- Interesting.
- Okay.
Did you do it because you had an issue?
- I did it when I was younger.
- Oh.
- Yeah, some like, I, because I was like,
I don't know, constipated all the time,
but my doctor recommended it and I did it.
And I was awake for it.
Like I was remembering being on my side
and being like in twilight.
- Oh, no, no, no.
- Yeah.
- This was a long time ago.
Like probably 30 years ago.
- Oh gosh.
Well, my doctor, remember that when I,
and I put this on a best of recently,
'cause you know, you gotta hear about my colonoscopy,
my bad appointment with the guy that was like,
well, you have to decide if you want the twilight
or you wanna be put out.
And then I was like, well, am I being a baby
if I wanna be put out?
And he was like, yeah, it's whatever you want.
And I was like, I don't think I wanna be awake.
- No.
- But so anyway, then I went to the doctor that I have now,
Dr. Trivedi, and he was like, oh, no,
we're gonna put you out.
And I was like, okay, good.
So yeah, so no, I was put out.
And then I also tell them, like make sure I'm out
before there's any butt stuff going on.
(laughs)
I don't even really wanna be laying on my side yet.
Like just roll me out and then do what you gotta do
and then I wanna wake up when it's done.
- Yeah.
- I don't even wanna know
that we're getting ready to do that.
- Yeah, yeah.
(laughs)
It's bad enough that I'm naked.
- I know.
- They make you get totally naked.
- They do?
- Yes.
- With no gown?
- Well, no, you're in a gown.
- Yeah.
- But you know, it closes in the back, obviously.
- Oh, me.
- You can't, they're like, don't tie it.
I'm like, okay.
(laughs)
I go like, can't keep my bra on.
They go, no.
- I'm gonna lie.
- You know why?
'Cause you're getting anesthesia.
Like if something happened and you have like a,
your heart stops, you wanna be able to get there.
- Yeah.
- But like, you could get there through my bra.
(laughs)
- Oh, I can't even wear underwear.
- I know.
- So the worst part was definitely the,
here's the thing, nobody can quite prepare you
for how disgusting it is.
You have to drink this stuff and the way I did it,
which there's different ways they do it,
but there's two bottles of stuff that you drink.
- That's it, I don't wanna do.
- And you gotta mix it with, like,
I mixed it with some crystal light.
- Yeah.
- And then it tastes pretty gross to me.
Some people are not as sensitive to drinking gross stuff.
- Yeah.
- I don't like it and I tried to drink it as fast as I could,
but here's the problem.
So you drink one bottle of the stuff at four o'clock.
Then you gotta wash it down with 16,
two, 16 ounces of water.
- Okay.
- But you've just had 16 ounces of a liquid.
So that's, what is that?
I'm not gonna mouth.
So that's 32 plus another 16,
it's like, what, like, 48, right?
- Yeah, 40, 50.
I don't know.
It's a lot of ounces of liquid.
And then my brain starts going right away like,
am I gonna die of like water toxicity?
(laughing)
- Right.
- Can you die of drinking?
I think you feel like you can.
- Yeah.
- Maybe, yeah.
- I feel like that's happened in some hazing incidents
as they make you drink so much water you die.
So that's where my brain just goes,
okay, that's enough.
(laughing)
So then you poop, then at seven o'clock,
you gotta do the whole thing.
- Oh, okay.
- So you gotta drink another bottle,
you gotta drink all that water again.
By the time you're getting ready,
done with the second thing of water,
your like water is your enemy number one.
- Yeah.
- Just like, looking at that water and it's staring at you
and you're staring at it and it's,
you got another like bottle of it to go.
- Oh, god.
- You're like, oh, fuck off.
I am not drinking all this water.
But then you do,
'cause you're like, why don't wanna not,
by the way, I had breakfast in the morning.
- You did?
- Yeah, some people will tell you,
your doctor will tell you no food
to do before the procedure.
- Right.
- Yeah.
I like to do, I do things my way.
- Yeah.
- Listen, in the prep box that has the bottles,
it says you can have a light breakfast.
The doctor said no, the box said yes.
So I took the advice that sounded better to me.
I had a very light breakfast, nobody complained.
- That's true.
- I had two eggs.
I had two, I scrambled two eggs and had a piece of toast.
- Okay, that's good.
- Yeah, I had that at like eight a.m.
And what time was your procedure?
The following day at 11 a.m.
- The following day?
- You have the following day.
That's the problem.
You have to fast the whole day before your procedure.
Oh God, I thought you were drinking that the night before
of the procedure.
- Yeah, the night before the procedure.
- Oh, so the more you start fasting that morning,
you're not supposed to eat anything the whole day
before your procedure.
- Okay.
- Then you don't start the drinking stuff
until four o'clock that afternoon.
- The day before.
- So you're already hungry.
- Yeah.
- Right?
You can have chicken broth and you can have popsicles.
Then I found out, which was good news to me
that you can have gummy bears just not red ones.
- Okay.
- So I bought gummy bears.
And now I don't wanna see another gummy bear
for the rest of my life.
(laughing)
- Fuck gummy bears.
So yeah, so then,
I drink the rest of the stuff then to top it off
as a little appare, appareitif.
- Yes.
- You have to drink a bottle of magnesium citrate,
which is the very, like, it's very tart.
- Yeah.
- It reminds me of the stuff you have to drink
when you do a diabetes test.
- Okay.
- When you're pregnant.
- Yeah.
- That orange drink, it reminds me of that.
It's pretty gross.
It's a whole bottle of it.
So I sucked that down and then I just felt so gross.
- That's just not what I wanna do right now.
- But once you do that, yeah, it was fine.
The day of was fine, you know, they're so sweet.
They're very nice.
And, you know, you get your IV.
And I said, put me out and they were like no problemo.
- Yeah.
- And I was like, before I turn on my side,
they're like, okay, goodnight.
- Yeah.
- They put me out, I woke up, you feel fine.
- Okay.
- Yeah, see, I need to find a good doctor in my area
because I'm a true one.
- Oh, for the, oh, that's right.
- Yes, okay.
Yeah.
Okay, I'm gonna call that person.
But not now now.
I'm not gonna do it.
'Cause she really like now turn me off.
Okay, so I made it sound bad, but it wasn't that,
my whole public service announcement was once you drink,
that was the worst part is just drinking the stuff.
But that's over in like a couple hours.
And then you find out that like,
it's really important to find out
if there's anything going on, especially at our age.
- I know.
- It's super important and I'm very grateful
they have this testing.
And it's a really nice feeling to be told like,
you're good.
- Yeah.
- And then they said to me, was that I need to be
on a high fiber diet because I have some kind of
diverticuli, which is not diverticulitis.
That's when you have an infection.
But some kind of thing is going on that I told you
the last one I got the consult,
but they're like, it's good to be on a high fiber diet,
which, so I bought great nut cereal.
- Oh, that's good.
- I've had great nut cereal for breakfast for today.
- That's good.
- Some berries.
- That's good.
- Okay.
- I got an apple here and there.
- Yeah.
- What are you gonna do?
(laughs)
- Anyway.
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