1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 ♪ Meet a messenger on my face ♪ 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:07,600 ♪ The sunny sun went on ♪ 3 00:00:07,600 --> 00:00:10,640 ♪ I had a vision like ♪ 4 00:00:10,640 --> 00:00:15,640 ♪ Like the light to reach the stars ♪ 5 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:18,400 - What's up everybody? 6 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:22,560 Welcome to a latest episode of For Crying Out Loud. 7 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:23,880 Hello, hello, hello. 8 00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:24,720 - What's up Stephanie? 9 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:27,240 - Woo, woo, woo, woo. 10 00:00:27,240 --> 00:00:30,320 - So, summer is here. 11 00:00:30,320 --> 00:00:31,320 - Yeah. 12 00:00:31,320 --> 00:00:33,720 - Today is Friday for everybody. 13 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:35,720 Our Zoom is tonight. 14 00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:36,560 - Yes. 15 00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:37,720 - If you're listening to this and you're like, 16 00:00:37,720 --> 00:00:38,960 "Shit, I forgot about that." 17 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:42,400 Go sign up right now 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listened it to Drunkish this week. 35 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:16,320 Sorry for shamelessly promoting my other podcast, 36 00:01:16,320 --> 00:01:17,720 but I'm really proud of it. 37 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:18,560 - You should be. 38 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:20,240 - It's a sobriety podcast 39 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:24,520 and it's apropos for one of our topics 40 00:01:24,520 --> 00:01:26,280 that we wanna talk about today. 41 00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:30,120 But I do wanna say that my kids are out of school 42 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:33,720 and I gotta say for the first time, 43 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:36,960 maybe ever in the life of us doing this podcast 44 00:01:36,960 --> 00:01:39,160 and my kids being in school. 45 00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:42,560 I'm actually a little bit sad for them that it's summer. 46 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:44,040 I don't wanna tell you why. 47 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:48,080 I mean, really, honestly, for all three of my kids, 48 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:53,000 because right now, knock on this desk, yeah. 49 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:56,120 All of my kids are kind of thriving in school right now. 50 00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:59,640 Now, I know that Sadie does not like the academics, 51 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:04,640 but the schedule is keeping her socializing 52 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:08,200 and involved in things. 53 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:11,400 And I worry about, and Zander is, as you know, 54 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:13,680 like just involved in a million things 55 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:16,720 and he's so happy, you know. 56 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:19,000 If it wasn't for the school work, 57 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:22,760 I think they would be not wanting it to be summer. 58 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:23,600 Right. 59 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:25,440 It's just interesting because for the very, 60 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:27,800 I usually live for it to be summer. 61 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:28,640 Yeah. 62 00:02:28,640 --> 00:02:31,400 But it's just like, oh my God, I can't wait until, 63 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:35,040 but it's been so much easier because I do get up 64 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:36,840 to wake them up, but I wake up anyway. 65 00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:37,680 Yeah. 66 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:38,720 But Sadie drives them to school. 67 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:39,560 Right. 68 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:41,720 So I don't have to drive them to school every day. 69 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:42,800 Right. 70 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:44,760 They have pretty good days. 71 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:47,160 And now it's gonna be like, oh my God, 72 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:49,960 my kids are gonna sleep till noon or one. 73 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:50,800 Right. 74 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:52,280 I'm gonna have to be like, get a job, 75 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:53,120 get a job. 76 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:53,960 Are you looking for work? 77 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:54,800 Are you doing this? 78 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,160 Can you help me in the house? 79 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:57,000 Mm-hmm. 80 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,840 And they're gonna be bored all the time. 81 00:02:58,840 --> 00:02:59,480 Right. 82 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:00,560 Yeah. 83 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:01,760 Yeah. 84 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:02,600 I remember. 85 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:05,760 Zander's a go-getter when he has, when he's given parameters. 86 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:06,600 Right. 87 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:07,440 Join this. 88 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:08,280 Do this. 89 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:09,280 You have to be here. 90 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:11,920 But it's harder for him to like, yeah. 91 00:03:11,920 --> 00:03:14,080 A lot of kids are that way too, I think. 92 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:16,760 But yeah, I mean, I just, the summertime, 93 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:20,800 I just remember it as the kids got older, 94 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:24,480 it was like, wait a second, I liked you guys being at school 95 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:27,520 and having something to do and being productive and doing stuff, 96 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:28,400 you know? 97 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:30,400 And then like, because then, 98 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:32,520 because then after a while, they, you know, 99 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:34,280 the more self-sufficient they are, 100 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:36,920 they made their own lunches, they went and walked to school 101 00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:39,040 or they drove to school or whatever. 102 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:42,160 And then you don't have to do that much anymore. 103 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:45,280 So then when summer came, it's like, you know, we're bored. 104 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:48,520 Well, go, you know, now go get jobs. 105 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:50,320 So that's, yeah. 106 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:53,200 And Natalia started her job and she loved it. 107 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:54,200 Did I tell you that? 108 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:55,120 No. 109 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:57,040 Yeah, she, I told you that she did. 110 00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:58,720 Oh, but yeah, but you make him look at you. 111 00:03:58,720 --> 00:03:59,720 Yeah. 112 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:02,480 Oh, so she art, but you didn't tell me she started it last week. 113 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:04,680 She just had the interview and they called back that day 114 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:05,720 and he said she got it. 115 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:06,720 Yeah. 116 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:07,720 Oh, yeah. 117 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:08,720 She started. 118 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:09,720 I'm not talking about it. 119 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:10,720 Yeah, she, she loves it. 120 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:13,400 I mean, she just, she likes being in that environment. 121 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:16,080 She likes being that fast paced. 122 00:04:16,080 --> 00:04:19,120 She didn't see Jimmy last week at all. 123 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:23,440 And the other thing that's kind of a bummer is that he's going 124 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:27,760 like on vacation to the rest of, like starting in three, 125 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:30,600 two or three weeks, he's going to be gone the rest of the summer. 126 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:34,240 So she's, he's not even to be there while she's there 127 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:37,960 because then by the time she comes back, then he'll, you know, 128 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:40,360 he'll be back after she leaves or whatever. 129 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:44,200 So it'll be all guest hosts, but she loves it. 130 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:45,520 Yeah, she loves it. 131 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:51,200 And she, you know, turns out like there's a lot of people there 132 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:54,560 that she knows all, you know, from being around everybody, 133 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:57,600 you know, some of the writers and stuff. 134 00:04:57,600 --> 00:05:01,360 And she got to do a man on the street where she was like, 135 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:04,000 out there holding the microphone. 136 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,960 But yeah, she got to do that. 137 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:08,920 And she got to be in the audience. 138 00:05:08,920 --> 00:05:11,280 And when they were doing like audience warm up, 139 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:15,160 like asking questions to Jimmy, she would hold the microphone. 140 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:18,640 And she started, yeah, she started the, and then she had to go on 141 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:21,280 to like, you know, lunch runs and stuff like that. 142 00:05:21,280 --> 00:05:23,600 And then she started the same day. 143 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:24,720 And another girl started. 144 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:28,120 So they were kind of like, like, we're in this together kind of thing. 145 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:32,760 And the girl, her mom is friends with, maybe I shouldn't say it. 146 00:05:32,760 --> 00:05:35,520 Sarah Sellerman was her mom. 147 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:37,640 So she was like, you know, so that's, 148 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:39,480 Sarah Sellerman is not her mom. 149 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:41,240 No, her mom is friends with Sarah Seller. 150 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:41,760 Oh, okay. 151 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:42,160 Got it. 152 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:42,560 Yeah. 153 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:46,120 So she, that's how like she got her job or whatever. 154 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:48,760 But they were hanging out like getting, you know, 155 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:50,080 she's like, we got along great. 156 00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:52,280 We got to get, we went and ran errands together. 157 00:05:52,280 --> 00:05:54,880 And, but yeah, I was like, they got, she got 158 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:57,720 learned the ropes of where to go and got her ID. 159 00:05:57,720 --> 00:05:58,960 And she loves it. 160 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:00,560 No, is it every day? 161 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:03,880 No, you said it's only two days a week for now. 162 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:04,600 For now. 163 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:04,880 Right. 164 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:08,080 Hopefully she picks, it kicks up more hours. 165 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:10,440 But it was a all day, you know? 166 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:10,960 Yeah. 167 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:12,960 It's like, yeah, I don't want it to just be two days a week. 168 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:14,880 I wish it was every day. 169 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:20,200 So hopefully that, I know that's like, that's LB2. 170 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:23,280 LB likes to like, if she's doing something, she, that's it. 171 00:06:23,280 --> 00:06:24,280 Yeah. 172 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:25,280 She has to be doing it. 173 00:06:25,280 --> 00:06:26,280 Yeah. 174 00:06:26,280 --> 00:06:27,280 Sure. 175 00:06:27,280 --> 00:06:28,280 She would be the same if, you know, when she gets the draw, 176 00:06:28,280 --> 00:06:29,280 I'm going to manifest it for her. 177 00:06:29,280 --> 00:06:32,800 When she gets the job in insomniac, it'll be every day. 178 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:34,760 No, it'll be once a week. 179 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:35,760 Yeah. 180 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:39,240 Where is this for that thing is for a paid fall intern. 181 00:06:39,240 --> 00:06:40,240 Oh. 182 00:06:40,240 --> 00:06:42,320 She even find out for a while. 183 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:43,320 Okay. 184 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:45,040 So that doesn't start to the fall. 185 00:06:45,040 --> 00:06:46,320 It wouldn't start to the fall. 186 00:06:46,320 --> 00:06:47,320 Yeah. 187 00:06:47,320 --> 00:06:48,320 Yeah. 188 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:49,560 So she needs, the girl needs a summer job. 189 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:50,560 Yeah. 190 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:51,960 I wanted to make cash like tips. 191 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:52,960 Yes. 192 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:53,960 You know? 193 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:54,960 Yeah. 194 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:55,960 Yes. 195 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:56,960 It's hard. 196 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:57,960 I know. 197 00:06:57,960 --> 00:06:58,960 It's hard to get a job right now. 198 00:06:58,960 --> 00:06:59,960 Yeah. 199 00:06:59,960 --> 00:07:04,400 And Zander had Bad Luck with, he was trying to get a job at Trader Joe's, but like, yeah, 200 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:05,400 here it's tough. 201 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:06,400 It's really tough. 202 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:08,280 You have to go in. 203 00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:10,200 You have to put it, you have to do, submit your resume. 204 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:13,120 You have to submit your resume online, but then you have to walk in there and say, hi, 205 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:15,400 and you have to talk to the manager. 206 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:19,040 And he tried like two or three times and the manager wasn't there when he was there. 207 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:20,760 And then he was like, I feel like a stalker. 208 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:21,760 Yeah. 209 00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:26,480 Like, not an STO CK, but like an STALK, like a stalker. 210 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:29,680 He's like, I feel like a stalker. 211 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:31,120 I just go in there and for free. 212 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:33,600 I'm just emptying boxes and like putting things on the shelf. 213 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:35,080 And I'm like, well, that's your mistake. 214 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:36,080 Right. 215 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:37,480 You're not even an employee yet. 216 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:38,480 Yeah. 217 00:07:38,480 --> 00:07:39,480 They probably thought that was weird. 218 00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:40,480 Yeah. 219 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:43,680 He was like, oh, I thought you said, right? 220 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:45,800 Stop some a little bit. 221 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:49,560 Well, that's so cool for an Italian. 222 00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:52,560 And Sonny's, well, he's home now. 223 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:53,560 Right. 224 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:54,560 If we're being literal. 225 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:55,560 Right. 226 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:57,560 Well, if we're being figurative on the show. 227 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:59,920 If we're talking about literally, he's not home yet. 228 00:07:59,920 --> 00:08:00,920 Right. 229 00:08:00,920 --> 00:08:01,920 Literally, he's not. 230 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:04,440 Yeah, so and LB has a final. 231 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:08,080 So he had a final today is Monday. 232 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:16,040 And then he's coming home and then LB has a final today and then she has one on Wednesday. 233 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:20,400 Then they do this thing at UCLA called the Undy run. 234 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:21,400 Uh-huh. 235 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:23,360 There's always really funny things. 236 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:24,360 Okay. 237 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:27,040 So I'm talking to LB last night on the phone. 238 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:28,040 It's really funny. 239 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:31,480 LB, I am closer to LB. 240 00:08:31,480 --> 00:08:34,000 Closer to LB now that she's gone to college. 241 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:37,480 Then I was the entire year that she was living at home and depressed. 242 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:38,480 Yeah. 243 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:39,480 It's so nice. 244 00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:40,480 Yeah. 245 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:41,480 She calls me to tell me things. 246 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:44,560 I'm up on all her tea. 247 00:08:44,560 --> 00:08:46,800 She'll text me, oh my god, mom, I have news. 248 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:48,280 We need to go over it. 249 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:54,040 And then she'll, yeah, she called me late last night to tell me about a friend of hers who 250 00:08:54,040 --> 00:08:55,040 had a breakup. 251 00:08:55,040 --> 00:09:00,760 And, you know, yeah, because I was like, okay, well, when you find out the deal, go to 252 00:09:00,760 --> 00:09:01,760 me. 253 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:03,680 And then she was like, are you still up? 254 00:09:03,680 --> 00:09:04,680 Yeah. 255 00:09:04,680 --> 00:09:05,680 I'm going to call you. 256 00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:06,680 Okay. 257 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:12,000 And while I was talking to her, I guess it was mid, it turned midnight. 258 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:14,400 I hear all this screaming. 259 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:15,680 And I'm like, what is going on? 260 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:17,480 And she was like, oh my god, that's so funny. 261 00:09:17,480 --> 00:09:19,760 I haven't been home for this before. 262 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:21,120 I haven't been at school for this before. 263 00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:22,720 And I was like, what is it? 264 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:29,520 And she's like, finals week, every night at midnight, in finals week, everybody does these 265 00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:31,800 finals scream. 266 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:35,200 So they all open the windows to their apartment and just scream. 267 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:36,200 Really? 268 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:37,200 Yeah. 269 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:38,200 At midnight. 270 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:39,200 At midnight. 271 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:46,040 So, remember during COVID, every day at like six o'clock or whatever, people would open 272 00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:49,280 their windows and like bang on thoughts and pans for the first responders. 273 00:09:49,280 --> 00:09:50,280 Yeah. 274 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:51,280 Remember that? 275 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:52,280 Yes. 276 00:09:52,280 --> 00:09:55,040 Well, this is like that, but not anything like good. 277 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:56,040 Right. 278 00:09:56,040 --> 00:09:59,760 Just so there, they would open their way more narcissistic. 279 00:09:59,760 --> 00:10:02,760 They open their windows and they just scream. 280 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:08,080 I guess like to let off steam, right, every day of finals week, every day of finals week. 281 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:09,080 Yes. 282 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:10,080 That's cute. 283 00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:11,080 I know. 284 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:11,560 I wonder if other campuses do that. 285 00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:13,520 I have no idea. 286 00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:14,520 And it's called what? 287 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:15,520 Underwear? 288 00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:16,520 No. 289 00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:21,680 That's another thing that they do after finals on Wednesday night. 290 00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:23,680 I guess all the finals are done by then. 291 00:10:23,680 --> 00:10:24,680 Yeah. 292 00:10:24,680 --> 00:10:25,680 Because then they're all moving. 293 00:10:25,680 --> 00:10:26,680 All right. 294 00:10:26,680 --> 00:10:27,680 Maybe some kids have finals on Friday. 295 00:10:27,680 --> 00:10:32,000 But anyway, they do something called an undy run where they all strip down to their 296 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,840 underwear and go running through campus. 297 00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:36,840 Oh my God. 298 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:37,840 Yeah. 299 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:43,800 Which by the way, not a big difference than what the girls are wearing these days. 300 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:49,240 I mean, I have not done an Italian laundry in a long time. 301 00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:50,760 I forgot. 302 00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:52,920 But now that she's home, I'm like helping her. 303 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:58,600 She's got a lot of close laundry, folding, blah, blah, blah. 304 00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:02,520 She does the first half. 305 00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:03,280 My half is helping her fold everything. 306 00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:09,440 I mean, her shorts, which I'm sure you probably see this like with Elby. 307 00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:14,600 When they're washed and dried, they shrivel up into like a frickin napkin. 308 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:18,640 Like you would have like when you like just when you're at a restaurant and you take the napkin 309 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:21,920 off of around your chest and you like you crumbling up. 310 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:24,120 That's what her jeans shorts look like. 311 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:28,560 Because then they're shredded and then they're you know like jeans they curl up and 312 00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:29,560 stuff. 313 00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:32,240 Like what are you going to, how are you going to put these back on? 314 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:35,400 They're like, they're forever bent upwards. 315 00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:36,400 Yeah. 316 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:40,760 And then the stuff that they wear, like they're just wearing like, you know, when I went 317 00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:45,240 to go get her and Santa Barbara driving down the street, the girls are not, they're 318 00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:49,800 like walking around not in bathing suits, but like in lingerie. 319 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:50,800 I know. 320 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:51,800 It's crazy. 321 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:52,800 Yeah. 322 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:57,080 And again, like here, I sound like an old lady with the music, with the clothes. 323 00:11:57,080 --> 00:11:58,080 I'm with you. 324 00:11:58,080 --> 00:11:59,080 It's weird. 325 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:03,400 Like we started out starting to get a little upset about Brandy. 326 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:04,400 Yes. 327 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:06,920 Brandy Melville. 328 00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:13,520 And we started to go like, I remember when Elby was like 11 and starting to be like, oh my 329 00:12:13,520 --> 00:12:16,320 god, I'm not dressing like the other girls. 330 00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:19,200 And I remember she cried in the mall. 331 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:20,200 She was really quiet. 332 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:21,200 We were walking around the mall. 333 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:23,560 She was teeny frickin tiny at 11. 334 00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:24,560 Yeah. 335 00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:28,560 And then I was like, I'm not dressing like the other girls. 336 00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:31,560 I was like, I'm not dressing like the other girls. 337 00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:34,560 I was like, I'm not dressing like the other girls. 338 00:12:34,560 --> 00:12:36,560 I was like, I'm not dressing like the other girls. 339 00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:38,560 I was like, I'm not dressing like the other girls. 340 00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:40,560 I was like, I'm not dressing like the other girls. 341 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:42,560 I was like, I'm not dressing like the other girls. 342 00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:43,560 I was like, I'm not dressing like the other girls. 343 00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:44,560 I was like, I'm not dressing like the other girls. 344 00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:45,560 I was like, I'm not dressing like the other girls. 345 00:12:45,560 --> 00:12:46,560 I was like, I'm not dressing like the other girls. 346 00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:47,560 I was like, I'm not dressing like the other girls. 347 00:12:47,560 --> 00:12:48,560 I was like, I'm not dressing like the other girls. 348 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:49,560 I was like, I'm not dressing like the other girls. 349 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:56,560 Brandy Melville. 350 00:12:56,560 --> 00:12:56,560 Brandy Melville. 351 00:12:56,560 --> 00:12:57,560 Brandy Melville. 352 00:12:57,560 --> 00:12:58,560 Brandy Melville. 353 00:12:58,560 --> 00:12:59,560 Brandy Melville. 354 00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:00,560 And I was like, I didn't even know what it was. 355 00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:01,560 I was the first one on the complaining train about that. 356 00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:02,560 I was the first one on the complaining train about that. 357 00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:03,560 Because I brought her in. 358 00:13:03,560 --> 00:13:04,560 And I was like, OK, but even those little halter tops, 359 00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:05,560 at least on her, go down to the waist of her jeans. 360 00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:06,560 Right. 361 00:13:06,560 --> 00:13:07,560 Because she was so little. 362 00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:08,560 Right. 363 00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:09,560 So I was like, all right. 364 00:13:09,560 --> 00:13:10,560 I'll get you something. 365 00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:11,560 But that's when I started to see like, oh my god. 366 00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:12,560 Yes. 367 00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:14,560 And I brought her to like, holster kids. 368 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:15,560 Holster kids. 369 00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:16,560 Holster is like a kids. 370 00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:17,560 Yeah. 371 00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:21,560 And I was like, oh, so that I can spend $40 on a t-shirt. 372 00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:24,560 On a t-shirt that's like the size of like a lunsy. 373 00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:26,560 That says squad goals. 374 00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:27,560 Right. 375 00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:28,560 Yes. 376 00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:29,560 Yes. 377 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:32,560 And then we started to realize, oh my god, our kids, our little girls 378 00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:34,560 are being dressed like hos. 379 00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:35,560 Yep. 380 00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:36,560 Yeah. 381 00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:37,560 Yeah. 382 00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:38,560 And it just kept going. 383 00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:39,560 It kept going. 384 00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:40,560 It kept getting worse. 385 00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:41,560 It's just kept worse. 386 00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:42,560 Teenier and tinier tinier. 387 00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:43,560 It's crazy. 388 00:13:43,560 --> 00:13:44,560 But yes. 389 00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:46,560 So they go running out in their underwear. 390 00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:47,560 Yes. 391 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:48,560 Which yes. 392 00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:51,560 I totally agree with you is not that much different than what they normally wear. 393 00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:53,560 Is she going to do it? 394 00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:54,560 Oh yeah. 395 00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:55,560 Oh, she can't wait. 396 00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:57,560 She did it last year. 397 00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:58,560 They do it. 398 00:13:58,560 --> 00:14:04,560 I think it's twice a year because they do it at the end of every, every time there's finals. 399 00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:05,560 Uh-huh. 400 00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:09,560 So there's two, two sessions of no three. 401 00:14:09,560 --> 00:14:11,560 Because there's three quarters. 402 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:12,560 Right. 403 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:13,560 So there was fall. 404 00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:14,560 So finals for fall quarter. 405 00:14:14,560 --> 00:14:19,560 And then there were finals for winter and then fall. 406 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:20,560 Okay. 407 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:21,560 Yeah. 408 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:22,560 Wow. 409 00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:24,560 A lot of running around in their underwear. 410 00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:25,560 Okay. 411 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:26,560 Yeah. 412 00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:27,560 Well, that's fun. 413 00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:28,560 Yeah. 414 00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:29,560 But so yeah. 415 00:14:29,560 --> 00:14:31,560 So I don't even know why we started talking about that. 416 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:33,560 Oh, just just just summer. 417 00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:35,560 I'll be in the gossip and that. 418 00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:36,560 Yeah. 419 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:37,560 Yeah. 420 00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:39,560 So we can talk about the club. 421 00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:40,560 We're in. 422 00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:41,560 Oh. 423 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:42,560 Hell. 424 00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:43,560 Yeah. 425 00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:44,560 Yeah. 426 00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:45,560 Yeah. 427 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:46,560 This is so funny. 428 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:47,560 Um. 429 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:48,560 Okay. 430 00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:49,560 So. 431 00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:50,560 Lynette sent me this. 432 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:51,560 I'm just trying to. 433 00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:52,560 I came across this. 434 00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:54,560 This Instagram video. 435 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:55,560 Yesterday. 436 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:56,560 And immediately I thought of you. 437 00:14:56,560 --> 00:15:00,560 I was like, I didn't know how it came across my feed. 438 00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:02,560 And it's for a club. 439 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:03,560 Yeah. 440 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:04,560 We want to join up. 441 00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:04,560 Yes. 442 00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:06,560 Well, we're already kind of. 443 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:07,560 Honorary members of. 444 00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:08,560 I would say we are. 445 00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:09,560 Yeah. 446 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:11,560 It's called the, we do not care club. 447 00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:12,560 Right. 448 00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:14,560 And it's, it's a. 449 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:15,560 Founder. 450 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:17,560 Somebody we can really get behind. 451 00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:19,560 We're going to, we're going to play it for you. 452 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:20,560 Okay. 453 00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:23,560 So I started this club called a, we do not care club. 454 00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:25,560 And this is for anybody going through. 455 00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:26,560 Paramanopods and mental powers. 456 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:29,560 I posted a video asking who wanted to join. 457 00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:31,560 And when I take, we got so many members in this club. 458 00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:35,560 What I did was compile a list of all the stuff that we don't care about no more. 459 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:36,560 Okay. 460 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:38,560 We don't care about bras no more because bra suffocators. 461 00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:40,560 We don't need that no more. 462 00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:41,560 We don't care. 463 00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:42,560 We look pregnant. 464 00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:43,560 We really not pregnant. 465 00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:46,560 We don't care about matching clothes and wearing PJs all day. 466 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:47,560 Clothes is clothes. 467 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:48,560 That's it. 468 00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:49,560 That's the standard. 469 00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:51,560 We don't care about being on time for that baby. 470 00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:54,560 Be happy that I showed up because I don't need one to be here. 471 00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:59,560 We don't have to, we don't care about unpainting the big toenails and when flip flops with them. 472 00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:02,560 Listen, that's a luxury to be able to paint your toenails. 473 00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:05,560 Tonails is toenails just what I'm going with my flip flops. 474 00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:06,560 And that's that. 475 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:08,560 We don't care about the brand of state. 476 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:09,560 We got shit of attitudes. 477 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:10,560 We don't care about watching tits. 478 00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:11,560 I can still clean up. 479 00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:12,560 Don't know about it. 480 00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:13,560 I'm trying to clean up no way. 481 00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:16,560 I mean, really, truly, if people around us putting mess in up, then maybe we would clean 482 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:17,560 up. 483 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:18,560 But that's out. 484 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:19,560 When we get killed, we look like Adam, Sam, and William, and this is night. 485 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:20,560 That's it. 486 00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:21,560 If I, that's how I look, then that's how I look. 487 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:23,560 God made me this way. 488 00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:25,560 We do not care that I had not come. 489 00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:26,560 Baby has a luxury. 490 00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:28,560 We don't care about that no more. 491 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:29,560 We don't care about having a cell. 492 00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:30,560 Like it's just a little bit more. 493 00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:31,560 We don't care about that. 494 00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:32,560 We don't care about having a cell. 495 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:33,560 We don't care about that. 496 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:34,560 We don't care about that. 497 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:46,560 We don't care about that. 498 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:48,560 We don't care about that. 499 00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:49,560 We don't care about that. 500 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:50,560 We don't care about that. 501 00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:51,560 We don't care about that. 502 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:52,560 We don't care about that. 503 00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:53,560 We don't care about that. 504 00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:54,560 We don't care about that. 505 00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:55,560 We don't care about that. 506 00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:56,560 We don't care about that. 507 00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:57,560 We don't care about that. 508 00:16:57,560 --> 00:16:58,560 We don't care about that. 509 00:16:58,560 --> 00:16:59,560 We don't care about that. 510 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:00,560 We don't care about that. 511 00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:01,560 We don't care about having a cell. 512 00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:02,560 Like it's short shorts. 513 00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:03,400 - I found you like Ann. 514 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:04,220 - Yeah. 515 00:17:04,220 --> 00:17:05,800 - Hair is a luxury. 516 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:08,120 (laughs) 517 00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:09,820 Who cares if he look like Adam Sandler 518 00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:11,400 who has a sweet face? 519 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:12,400 - It's just how we look. 520 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:15,580 - Oh my god, my face hurts from laughing at that. 521 00:17:15,580 --> 00:17:19,820 She has a lot of like surprising weapons in it. 522 00:17:19,820 --> 00:17:22,200 We have to post it on the page, 523 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:23,660 yeah, we'll post it on our. 524 00:17:23,660 --> 00:17:26,280 - Because then there if you read the comments, 525 00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:28,360 the comments just keep adding on to it. 526 00:17:28,360 --> 00:17:29,360 And I adding on to it, 527 00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:30,220 - More stuff people don't care about. 528 00:17:30,220 --> 00:17:32,120 - More stuff that people don't care about. 529 00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:35,900 Like, and then there was another video that came out too. 530 00:17:35,900 --> 00:17:37,200 There's a couple of them now. 531 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:38,600 After I saw that one, 532 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,680 now a couple of more of her popped up 533 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:42,580 with more list of things 534 00:17:42,580 --> 00:17:44,440 that she just doesn't give a fuck about anymore. 535 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:47,640 - She's like our new that except for the opposite 536 00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:49,320 are just liby. 537 00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:50,320 - Oh, yes. 538 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:53,040 - That was if you and I having a good day. 539 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:55,080 - Sit there and ask yourself why? 540 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:58,040 Is it shit that bad that you can't have yourself a good day? 541 00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:01,040 Clouds out, my kids still go. 542 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:02,800 Clouds out, clouds is out. 543 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:04,320 I love that video. 544 00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:07,880 Yeah, this is sort of like Los Angeles feeling good. 545 00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:10,080 (laughing) 546 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:12,000 - Yeah, this is like the opposite of that. 547 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:12,840 - Yes, yes. 548 00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:13,680 - Because I don't care. 549 00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:16,240 If you, I'll clean up if you stop messing stuff up. 550 00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:17,240 - Yes. 551 00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:19,600 - Bros, we're not wearing bras. 552 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:20,440 I don't care about bras. 553 00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:21,640 They're suffocating us. 554 00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:22,840 Clothes are clothes. 555 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,320 - Where in my pajamas? 556 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,760 - We're in the same things every day. 557 00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:27,680 Don't match. 558 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:30,440 - Oh, oh, my favorite is the toenails one 559 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:32,560 because I literally was thinking that the other day 560 00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:36,120 I was like, I put on some flip flops and my toes are not painted 561 00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:39,200 and I was like, I gotta get my toenails done 562 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,600 if I'm gonna start wearing flip flops 563 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:42,040 and then I was like, but do I? 564 00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:43,960 (laughing) 565 00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:45,120 Do I? 566 00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:46,680 'Cause toenails are toenails. 567 00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:48,280 - toenails are toenails. 568 00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:49,600 This is the way it is. 569 00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:50,440 - Legs and legs. 570 00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:52,040 - Legs are my toes. 571 00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:53,360 I'm wearing my flip flops. 572 00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:54,360 (laughing) 573 00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:55,680 What are you gonna do? 574 00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:59,200 I was like, honestly, I had a thought in my head 575 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,840 of like, oh my God, I have to make an appointment. 576 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,600 I have to go get a pedicure. 577 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:06,640 I've been paid $30. 578 00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:07,480 - Yes. 579 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,800 - While I'm there, I'm gonna be like, well, my brows. 580 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,880 I'm gonna have a wall in Rome. 581 00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:14,640 Get my brows done, then I'm gonna get my lips waxed 582 00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:16,440 and then they're gonna rip some skin off again. 583 00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:19,080 I'm gonna have a big scab that looks like herpes. 584 00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:22,160 It's all like, why not just wear the flip flops? 585 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:24,480 (laughing) 586 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:28,760 If you give a mouse a fucking cookie, you know? 587 00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:30,200 (laughing) 588 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:31,880 He's gonna want you to get your mustache waxed. 589 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:32,720 - Right. 590 00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:33,920 - I'm not about that anymore. 591 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:34,920 I don't care. 592 00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:35,760 - Yeah. 593 00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:36,880 - I'm 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the discussion. 637 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:12,720 - Hello. 638 00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:13,560 - Hi, John. 639 00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:14,680 - Hi. - Sitting behind me. 640 00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:16,240 (laughing) 641 00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:17,360 - Do I make you nervous? 642 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:18,680 - No. 643 00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:19,600 - Okay. 644 00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:22,200 Yes, I wanted to talk about the valley. 645 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:23,840 - Yeah. 646 00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:26,440 - Which, I'm starting to warm up to it. 647 00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:29,600 I didn't like any of these people. 648 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:32,000 - I still don't. - I still don't either. 649 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,160 - Do you, John? 650 00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:34,640 It's kind of a shit show. 651 00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:36,920 I mean, there's one grounding person. 652 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:38,560 I'll keep that to myself for a second. 653 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:43,040 But they're, even they are not likeable. 654 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:44,480 They're just not evil. 655 00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:46,720 - Right, right. 656 00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:47,560 - Which is? 657 00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:48,960 - It's Danny. 658 00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:52,200 Danny's, he's got his issues and he's basic as hell, 659 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:55,240 but he's just, he's not diabolical and evil 660 00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:56,240 like the rest of them. 661 00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:57,320 - I, I, yeah. 662 00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:58,400 I could see that. 663 00:21:58,400 --> 00:21:59,440 I agree. 664 00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:01,280 He's just a dorky. 665 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:02,400 - Yeah, he's super basic. 666 00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:06,360 He says the most chalk thing to every response, 667 00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:09,800 every situation, he sounds like a meme. 668 00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:14,800 But he's not, you know, I don't think either here is wife 669 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:19,760 or driven by, you know, wanting to be the center of every drama. 670 00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:22,280 They're not trying to create, you know, 671 00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:26,400 screen time for themselves where most of the others are. 672 00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:27,520 - I agree. 673 00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:31,400 I think, so I mean, yeah, the, the rest of them is just like, 674 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:35,080 I mean, first of all, Jackson's the worst person. 675 00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:37,320 He's the worst human being ever. 676 00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:42,320 And then I don't know Brittany from Vanderbump. 677 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,200 I never watched Vanderbump. 678 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:48,800 But I don't, I don't get a, I don't know. 679 00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:53,080 She's, I, I feel for her for what her situation is. 680 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,240 But I don't like any of them. 681 00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:57,120 Like I'm not really brooding for anybody. 682 00:22:57,120 --> 00:22:58,120 - No, no. 683 00:22:58,120 --> 00:23:00,680 Michelle or what's his face? 684 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:04,520 Her husband, his, her, Jesse, he's gross. 685 00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:05,360 - So gross. 686 00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:07,480 - I mean, they're just, yeah. 687 00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:09,520 Here's the thing, how do you feel? 688 00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:11,440 And you, you brought this up to me. 689 00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:12,280 - Yes. 690 00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:16,320 - But it, it's, it is hard to watch. 691 00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:17,800 Okay. 692 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,160 How am I going to say this without? 693 00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:21,400 I don't want to be a hypocrite. 694 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,960 Danny clearly has something going on with his drinking. 695 00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:27,880 But the other ones have worse stuff going on with their drinking. 696 00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:31,760 So like, with all the attention on Danny's drinking, 697 00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:34,520 seems to get a little bit crazy when you're like, 698 00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:36,920 but Jackson's a freaking horrible co-catect 699 00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:39,240 and has been for years like, 700 00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:42,320 and but we're gonna really spend all of our time focusing 701 00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:44,320 on Danny drinking a pantry. 702 00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:46,520 - That's what I, is it because they don't have anything 703 00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:47,600 to talk about? 704 00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:49,240 I don't get what the premise of the show is. 705 00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:50,600 They all live in the valley. 706 00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:51,440 - Yeah. 707 00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:52,440 - They're all miserable. 708 00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:53,280 - Yeah. 709 00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:56,000 - They're, they're hot as shit, 'cause it's hot in the valley. 710 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:56,840 - Right. 711 00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:58,160 - But like, I don't get what the show is. 712 00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:01,680 Is it because they, where they all friends from Vanderpump, 713 00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:03,520 are they from, yeah. 714 00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:04,960 - I think I asked you this before, 715 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:07,160 but there's some from Vanderpump, it's some not. 716 00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:09,560 And then the other two, Sharmuth does, 717 00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:11,120 they show up from Vanderpump, what is, 718 00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:12,200 what are they doing there? 719 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:16,040 - Lala and Shayna, Shayna, what are they? 720 00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:16,880 - Shayna and Lala. 721 00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:19,680 - Basically, it's, I mean, the valley is a, 722 00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:24,680 is a hair ball that was coughed up by Vanderpump rules. 723 00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:25,880 - Okay. 724 00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:27,040 That's exactly what it is. 725 00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:29,240 - But some of the people aren't really from Vanderpump. 726 00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:30,760 - No, but they, you know, the, 727 00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:33,400 the hair ball caught some stuff coming up the esophagus 728 00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:35,640 and it's all, it lands on the floor 729 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:37,920 in front of us for, for viewing, which is, 730 00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:39,920 which is fine, that all so many reality shows, 731 00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:42,840 there's no reason, I mean, there's no real reason 732 00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:44,640 for them to be together other than the fact 733 00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:47,600 that they're on a reality show and they are, 734 00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:49,400 they're aware that they're, they're, 735 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:50,680 they're there to fight with each other. 736 00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:54,400 They're like, you know, they're like some sort of a Mexican 737 00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:57,480 fighting roosters, not to be, - Fighting cocks, 738 00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:58,480 you mean fighting cocks? 739 00:24:58,480 --> 00:24:59,480 I was trying to, yeah. 740 00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:00,320 - Cockfights. 741 00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:01,160 - Cockfights. 742 00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:02,000 - Cockfights. 743 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,080 - Yeah, I get like, it's so, okay, 744 00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:06,640 so they're just, they're just, just, start, 745 00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:08,800 that's why I feel like they're talking about Danny 746 00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:10,320 because they can't talk about Jack's 747 00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:13,480 'cause he's in, he's in his rehab. 748 00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:14,520 - He's in timeout. 749 00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:16,280 - He's in timeout, yeah. 750 00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:18,560 So they, so they have nothing, I just feel like they, 751 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:22,520 it's just seemed so cooked, everything seemed so cooked. 752 00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:23,360 - Yeah. 753 00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:25,080 - And, and I mean, - And I manufacture drama. 754 00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:29,120 - Especially Janet, to me, who just is trying to insert 755 00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:32,440 herself into every storyline, like she's just like 756 00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:33,280 a mosquito. 757 00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:34,600 - Yes. 758 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:38,160 - I think next week we'll have our ad for the Zingo, 759 00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:41,040 that we need the Zingo, we need Jiana Zingo. 760 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,520 - Jiana Zingo says she's so annoyed, is she? 761 00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:44,960 - She is, like, - Stop. 762 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:47,080 - With the, all right, with the pantry. 763 00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:49,600 Okay, he drank, he had a few swallows of tequila 764 00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:50,440 and a pantry. 765 00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:53,560 I know why, what's in it for her to go after them? 766 00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:54,920 - Screen time. 767 00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:57,160 - That what it is, 'cause I didn't get, 768 00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:59,600 if there's some background, then I don't know 769 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:00,920 that these people have. 770 00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:02,560 - And she keeps upping the stakes. 771 00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:05,040 Like if people don't really care, then she's like, 772 00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:06,400 no, but you don't understand. 773 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:10,320 I'm really triggered because my ex-husband 774 00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:14,120 had, is an alcoholic or had substance abuse issues. 775 00:26:14,120 --> 00:26:17,800 And then at some point she made a comment about 776 00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:20,360 like that she was kind of scared, like being alone 777 00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:21,200 in the pantry. 778 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:22,200 It's like, what are, 779 00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:23,040 - Oh, come on. 780 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:23,880 - What are you doing, Jiana? 781 00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:25,120 What are you scared of, Danny? 782 00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:25,960 - Yeah. 783 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,240 - You scared of that little dork? 784 00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:30,560 - Also, I really don't like Jason anymore. 785 00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:31,680 How do you feel, Jon? 786 00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:36,120 - Jason's just, I mean, he's an accept, 787 00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:38,320 well, yeah, one thing if Jason is, 788 00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:39,560 Janet's husband, right? 789 00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:40,400 - Yeah. 790 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:41,240 - Yeah. 791 00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:43,040 I mean, again, everybody by this, 792 00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:44,960 I mean, after 20 years of reality, 793 00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:49,960 everybody knows, and particularly Bravo is famous for 794 00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:53,680 culling their casts between seasons and then recasting. 795 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:55,960 And everybody who's on any reality show, 796 00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:58,440 but particularly a Bravo reality show, 797 00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:03,440 know that their contract is very contingent upon 798 00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:05,880 during the shit. 799 00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:06,880 And you can just see, 800 00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:09,000 and I mean, in this show more than almost any other, 801 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,360 you can see them going, 802 00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:11,800 I'm not getting enough screen time, 803 00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:15,320 I'm not injecting myself into enough storylines. 804 00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:18,080 And it's present with most of them, not all of them, 805 00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:20,840 but most of them, but Janet and Jason, 806 00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:22,200 you can just see them, they're like, 807 00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:24,480 "Oh my God, we're on the cut, we're on the cut, 808 00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:27,480 "if we don't step this up, we're not gonna be here." 809 00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,680 So what kind of shit can we stir? 810 00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:32,240 And they're trying to inject themselves into everything 811 00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:33,280 and inflate it. 812 00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:35,160 And it's just even more transparent 813 00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:36,680 than I think they realize. 814 00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:37,800 - Yeah. 815 00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:40,560 I mean, do the producers say, 816 00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:42,480 "Okay, you guys are gonna go to the beach 817 00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:43,800 "and then have at it?" 818 00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:45,360 Is that what they, like, yeah. 819 00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:46,600 - They have an outline. 820 00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:48,680 Usually if you're a reality producer, 821 00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:53,080 you usually give your cast an outline of things to talk about 822 00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:56,160 and sort of the things that you wanna service in this scene. 823 00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:59,520 You don't sit there and you don't typically feed them lines 824 00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:02,200 or anything, but you do brief them before. 825 00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:06,000 And there's, you know, every shoot is gonna cost, you know, 826 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,960 8, 10 grand with the entire crew. 827 00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:11,240 So you don't just wanna go out and get what you can get. 828 00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:13,040 You wanna make sure you get what you need. 829 00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:14,840 So you sit and everybody knows 830 00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:18,360 and you remind them of the things that were pissing them off 831 00:28:18,360 --> 00:28:20,880 and you stir them up and you give them a couple of drinks 832 00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:22,680 before and then you let them go 833 00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:25,400 and then you'll usually stop down in the middle 834 00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:28,880 and brief again, but it's generally guided 835 00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:32,160 but not scripted per se. 836 00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:33,240 - Interesting. 837 00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:36,440 For a lot of these people though, you know, 838 00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:39,840 they have, they get together and come up with like, 839 00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:44,400 okay, and the thing is it's kind of a hard line, 840 00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:47,400 I think, to walk because if you become like Alisa Rina 841 00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:49,760 on the housewives and you'd go too much, 842 00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:50,920 then they kick you off. 843 00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:52,720 If you don't do enough, they kick you off. 844 00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:54,800 So you gotta try to find that sweet spot 845 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,160 for your causing problems and instigating 846 00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:59,600 and then they're like, well, we need that person on that wall 847 00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:02,960 even though people are starting to hate them. 848 00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:04,000 - Right. - Yeah. 849 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,160 I get, I would be bad on these shows 850 00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:09,000 because like, you want me to instigate what? 851 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,840 Well, I'm gonna accuse a guy of drinking 852 00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:13,240 and being afraid of him in the closet 853 00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:14,840 or I'd be like, eh. 854 00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:16,080 (laughing) 855 00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:17,640 A sit in this one house. 856 00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:18,480 - That's one thing. 857 00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:19,320 - Interesting. 858 00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:22,360 Again, casting basically, reality is all casting 859 00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:26,080 and you wanna basically screen out the people 860 00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:29,920 with normal senses of shame and decency. 861 00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:32,840 Those you wanna get out as quickly as possible. 862 00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:37,840 You've got eight casting directors on these shows, 863 00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:44,000 plus at the very end, once they're down to their final 20, 864 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,680 you bring a psychologist in and they try to see, 865 00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:49,200 okay, who's the one that's got the real screw loose 866 00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:52,240 that's gonna be, we need a couple of unhinged 867 00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:54,600 villains and let's make sure that they're really ready 868 00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:55,440 to go off. 869 00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:57,120 It's a science. 870 00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:58,720 - Yeah, wow. 871 00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:01,080 Remember when you, didn't you get interviewed 872 00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:02,640 for real Hausses of Beverly Hills? 873 00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:06,240 - Yeah, you, you, didn't you, or no, somebody else. 874 00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:07,240 - I forgot for you. - Somebody else, yeah. 875 00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:10,440 You, somebody else set me up for that. 876 00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:13,760 And then you had a friend, yeah, they wanted to see pictures 877 00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:16,320 of our house and it was like in lock and yard, 878 00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:18,320 I don't live in Beverly Hills. 879 00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:21,200 And yeah, they were just like, no. 880 00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:22,320 Really? 881 00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:24,400 Yeah, but I didn't want to do it really. 882 00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:28,400 I mean, I answered them and I sent pictures just to see 883 00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:30,120 like what the next step would be, 884 00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:33,520 but then it was like, they never took it to the next step. 885 00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:35,480 And thank God, because I don't, I don't, 886 00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:38,200 I don't think I could have done, I could do it. 887 00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:39,440 Would you want to do it? 888 00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:41,000 - Oh, God no. 889 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,480 - No, never. 890 00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:47,480 First of all, people trump up charges against you, right? 891 00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:51,120 And then the whole internet turns against you. 892 00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:53,240 I can't take, it's, yeah. 893 00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:56,560 I don't like my family being talked about in general. 894 00:30:56,560 --> 00:31:01,560 Imagine like, no old guard, like people just go crazy 895 00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:05,760 and every, like, I don't know how people like Kyle, 896 00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:09,520 yeah, Kyle Richards, I don't know how she survives every day. 897 00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:11,960 Like people hate her. 898 00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:14,520 And like if you watch her on the show, you're like, 899 00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:17,680 she's, I'm not saying she's a normal person. 900 00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:19,440 Obviously she's not a normal person. 901 00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:23,000 She's very, very rich, but like other than being very rich, 902 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,080 she's a normal person. 903 00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:24,920 - Yeah, yeah. 904 00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:27,400 - Like some of those housewives on an exult like city, 905 00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:30,120 some of these housewives that have committed all these crimes. 906 00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:30,960 - Oh, yeah. 907 00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:33,200 - Imagine being them, but then imagine being one of the ones 908 00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:35,280 that's like kind of a normal person. 909 00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:38,960 - Yeah, I mean, she has no, yeah, I feel like she has, 910 00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:42,480 you could, I feel like she's more normal because you could tell 911 00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:43,400 by her relationships. 912 00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:46,440 She has friendships that she's had for years. 913 00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:49,320 And she seems like a loyal friend. 914 00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:54,120 And maybe her time is up on that show because she doesn't really 915 00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:56,520 seem to be stirring up drama. 916 00:31:56,520 --> 00:32:00,640 The drama comes to be going after her to the point where it's like, 917 00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:02,840 you're not even talking about your life or whatever. 918 00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:05,960 Like, you know, like, and why did Garceau quit? 919 00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:09,400 Did she quit because of, she was like sick of, 920 00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:12,440 she felt like she was being, they were being fake 921 00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:16,800 and not being themselves or why can't we talk about Kyle's, 922 00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:18,440 you know, girlfriend or whatever. 923 00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:23,440 - Just only seem to want to talk about Kyle and Morgan. 924 00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:25,800 - Right, that's all she wanted to talk about. 925 00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:26,320 - She wanted to talk about, yeah. 926 00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:29,800 - And then she felt like she didn't really have her own drama 927 00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:32,600 going on, but she was like, I'm an open book, 928 00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:35,800 even though she didn't have anything to be open about. 929 00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:36,640 - Yeah. 930 00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:38,080 - And then she was really mad. 931 00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:40,640 Well, she was also mad that she kept trying to get Sutton 932 00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:44,880 to go after Kyle and Sutton was trying to play bullsides. 933 00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:45,720 - Yeah. 934 00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:47,080 - So Sutton would be like, all right, all right, 935 00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:49,040 let's bring it up and then Garceau would bring it up 936 00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:50,520 and Sutton would just kind of sit there and go, 937 00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:52,000 well, let's not be crazy. 938 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:55,160 Like, and then, yeah, so, and I like Garceau, 939 00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:58,840 but I thought it was unfair for Garceau to go after Kyle like that 940 00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:02,760 because knowing, I mean, she's going through this divorce 941 00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:06,640 and it's not getting, it's not, it wasn't getting pleasant 942 00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:07,680 while they're filming. 943 00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:11,760 There's pictures of her ex kissing a girl at some airport 944 00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:15,360 or whatever, that can't be, you know, feel great. 945 00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:17,120 You know, I mean, you're going through this divorce 946 00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:19,960 and you have kids that you're trying to protect. 947 00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:21,480 You got your ex-husband that's out there, 948 00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:25,160 Philandra, Philandra thinking, yeah. 949 00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:27,560 - 475. 950 00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:30,800 - He's a Flander, right? 951 00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:32,960 And turned out that music, kids. 952 00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:34,960 And get off my lawn while you're at it. 953 00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:37,120 - I need to first throw in the cat. 954 00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:37,960 - A cat. 955 00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:39,760 - You don't know, cat. 956 00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:41,200 - Yeah, cat, cat. 957 00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:43,480 - Oh my God, everybody was wondering the direction 958 00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:45,760 that for crying out loud was going to take. 959 00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:46,600 This is it. 960 00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:47,760 - This is it. 961 00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:52,240 - Be fucking great gardens like old daughtering, 962 00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:54,000 we'll just be 80 and we'll just be like-- 963 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:55,880 - I think I think I think I think I think I think I could do. 964 00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:56,720 - 23 skiddo. 965 00:33:56,720 --> 00:34:00,200 - Completing about our grandkids and our great grandkids. 966 00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:01,040 - Yeah. 967 00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:02,560 - Just respectful. 968 00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:06,160 - People don't listen to podcasts anymore. 969 00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:09,040 We've been doing podcasts and you were in diapers. 970 00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:11,280 - Exactly, before you were born. 971 00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:13,520 (laughing) 972 00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:15,760 - But yeah. 973 00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:18,360 - What do you think at Rachel's Zell joining the cast? 974 00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:19,360 - Oh is she? 975 00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:20,200 Did you know that? 976 00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:21,040 - No, Beverly Hills. 977 00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:22,200 - She's turning Beverly Hills, yeah. 978 00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:23,440 - Oh, yeah. 979 00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:25,280 I don't know, should I care? 980 00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:28,560 I mean, she's, I think, got a big personality. 981 00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:29,880 - Is she dramatic? 982 00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:31,160 - Yeah, I think so. 983 00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:34,400 I watched her show on Bravo years ago 984 00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:37,720 when she was doing her own show on Bravo. 985 00:34:37,720 --> 00:34:38,560 - Mm-hmm. 986 00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:41,080 - And yeah, she's just got this big 987 00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:42,080 personality. 988 00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:44,800 I think she's gonna clash with some of them 989 00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:48,000 and she's got divorced, so she's got that. 990 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:52,200 So I can't stand to a read, to be honest with you. 991 00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:54,000 - Oh, I know, yeah. 992 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:57,320 I see, but there's another show that I have to watch 993 00:34:57,320 --> 00:35:01,280 and do recaps up for Roseprix that I don't like any of them 994 00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:04,360 and I don't, I don't, I used to look forward at least 995 00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:07,640 to like, I mean, you and I used to watch housewives 996 00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:09,800 before I ever complimented. 997 00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:11,360 And we couldn't wait to talk about it 998 00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:13,240 and then people couldn't wait to get mad at us 999 00:35:13,240 --> 00:35:14,080 for talking about it. 1000 00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:15,440 Remember when people would be like, 1001 00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:18,320 "Ah, I fast forward through the housewives talk." 1002 00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:19,240 - Right. 1003 00:35:19,240 --> 00:35:21,080 - But then people were like, 1004 00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:22,800 "Oh, if you guys like housewives so much, 1005 00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:26,000 you would love Ronnie and Ben from Watch What Crappens 1006 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:29,360 and then who did not have a big podcast at the time, 1007 00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:31,960 now they're like top 200 consistently." 1008 00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:33,960 And then I went and listened to them 1009 00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:36,080 and I was like, "Now that's funny, 1010 00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:37,520 they really snark on them." 1011 00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:39,280 Then we had them on our podcast. 1012 00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:40,120 - You remember that? 1013 00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:41,160 - Yes, many years ago. 1014 00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:42,240 - Yeah, they were great. 1015 00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:45,880 - Yeah, and then people were all about it. 1016 00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:48,880 Like, "Oh, they look, not us talking about housewives, 1017 00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:51,600 like we are committing a crime." 1018 00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:53,720 The things that we've gone through. 1019 00:35:53,720 --> 00:35:54,560 - I know. 1020 00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:57,640 - To bring entertainment to the masses. 1021 00:35:57,640 --> 00:35:59,800 They're like, "Get back to talk about your kids." 1022 00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:00,840 Then we talk about our kids. 1023 00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:03,560 They'd be like, "Oh my God, enough about like, 1024 00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:04,920 LB already." 1025 00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:09,680 We just need to get LB cast on the Valley. 1026 00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:10,520 - Oh yeah. 1027 00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:12,080 - Oh my God, the crossover. 1028 00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:12,920 - Oh my God. 1029 00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:17,080 - For our, well, there's that new generation NYC shell. 1030 00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:17,920 - Right. 1031 00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:21,240 - Which I don't find any interest in it. 1032 00:36:21,240 --> 00:36:23,160 I don't know me because I'm old. 1033 00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:24,720 - I don't care either. 1034 00:36:24,720 --> 00:36:27,840 - I don't care about Kim Zolziac's daughter. 1035 00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:29,200 - No. 1036 00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:33,160 - I mean, I don't care about Kim Zolziac, 1037 00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:34,520 but I'm a loner daughter. 1038 00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:39,120 Now it's like once removed from every time these news shows, 1039 00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:41,880 here's another one, the Mormon wife. 1040 00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:42,720 - Yeah, the Mormon wife. 1041 00:36:42,720 --> 00:36:43,720 - The Mormon wife. 1042 00:36:43,720 --> 00:36:45,280 I liked season one. 1043 00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:47,440 I genuinely thought it was good. 1044 00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:50,720 But then some kind of life force left my body 1045 00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:53,480 when I found out, "Oh, season two is out." 1046 00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:55,760 Or is it, "Are we on season three?" 1047 00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:57,200 Season two is out. 1048 00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:59,120 Okay, and I was like, 1049 00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:01,080 "I don't think I care anymore." 1050 00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:01,920 - Yeah. 1051 00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:04,080 - I don't know what happened between season one 1052 00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:06,360 when I was like, couldn't wait to get on the mic 1053 00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:07,360 to talk about that. 1054 00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:09,800 And now I'm like, "Ah, ah." 1055 00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:12,040 And people are like, "No, but it's really dramatic." 1056 00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:15,440 And I'm like, "I've forgotten who all of them are." 1057 00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:16,280 - Right. 1058 00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:17,240 - I remember we used to talk about this, 1059 00:37:17,240 --> 00:37:20,680 like our memories where the older you get, 1060 00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:23,840 it's not old age that's ruining our memory. 1061 00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:27,720 It's that we just have memorized too much shit at this point. 1062 00:37:27,720 --> 00:37:28,560 - Yeah. 1063 00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:30,720 - So we would have to lose something important 1064 00:37:30,720 --> 00:37:33,400 like our social security number to take on, 1065 00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:36,200 like who Whitney is and what her backstory is. 1066 00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:37,040 - Right, right. 1067 00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:39,440 - We would lose, and that's the thing about our kids, 1068 00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:40,760 why they remember everything 1069 00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:43,560 'cause they have so much less to remember. 1070 00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:45,040 - Yes, it's like that, you know, 1071 00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:47,520 when you look on your computer or your phone, 1072 00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:49,400 it's like the memory space. 1073 00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:51,160 - Yeah, the memory space. 1074 00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:52,320 - Yeah, we're using too much. 1075 00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:54,480 - Yes, and we need to like clean it out. 1076 00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:57,040 We need to get like an app for our brains 1077 00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:59,760 where it goes, you don't need season one 1078 00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:01,360 of the real housewives. 1079 00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:03,840 You don't need to know who Kim Richards is anymore. 1080 00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:04,680 - Right. 1081 00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:06,600 - Right, and then people would be like, 1082 00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:08,320 oh my God, you don't remember Kim Richards, 1083 00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:10,040 but that would be like our kids, age. 1084 00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:12,800 And we'd be like, no, I had to clean that out. 1085 00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:13,960 (laughing) 1086 00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:15,680 But I would have to do a disc sweep. 1087 00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:17,240 - I wanna keep Paradise Hotel. 1088 00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:21,280 - I love Paradise Hotel. 1089 00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:23,840 See, and 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00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:20,160 but then it pivoted and I just got a blank look in my eyes 1162 00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:22,360 'cause I can't watch the housewives. 1163 00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:25,760 The Valley has some appeal, I think because who's the, 1164 00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:29,840 I was gonna call him Jason, but it's not Jason. 1165 00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:32,600 Who's the one who's calling? 1166 00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:36,880 No, who's the one that's calling his ex-wife, Carl Girl? 1167 00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:37,720 - Jesse. 1168 00:41:37,720 --> 00:41:38,560 - Jesse. 1169 00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:39,400 - Jesse Lolley. 1170 00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:40,240 - Jesse Lolley. 1171 00:41:40,240 --> 00:41:41,240 - I know there's all these, Jesse. 1172 00:41:41,240 --> 00:41:42,080 - All these, Jesse. 1173 00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:45,480 - Jesse, but yeah, he's the hook for me because I look at him 1174 00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:48,200 and he's straight, I think that he may be, 1175 00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:51,200 I mean, he seems in my opinion to be like, 1176 00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:54,160 on the, he's out of his mind. 1177 00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:58,200 And just, I think that that goes beyond reality TV. 1178 00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:00,160 He's just got that look. 1179 00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:01,640 - Well, he's a co-catic. 1180 00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:02,560 - He is too? 1181 00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:03,400 - Yes. 1182 00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:07,720 Michelle went on a podcast and basically said exactly 1183 00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:10,640 what is going on with him and how crazy he is 1184 00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:14,520 and how he came in to do the season with a binder 1185 00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:16,480 of like exactly what they're gonna say, 1186 00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:18,040 what their storylines are gonna be, 1187 00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:18,880 what they're gonna, 1188 00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:21,800 and she was like, fuck this, I'm not doing that. 1189 00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:24,320 And he's super controlling. 1190 00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:27,200 He didn't want her to get Potosan. 1191 00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:29,960 The doctor wanted to, during her childbirth, 1192 00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:33,240 her laborer was taking way, way, way too long 1193 00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:35,160 and the baby's heart rate was going down 1194 00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:37,160 and the doctor wanted to use Potosan. 1195 00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:40,360 And Jesse was like, nope, no, I don't know enough about it 1196 00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:41,200 or whatever. 1197 00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:42,040 - Dr. Jesse. 1198 00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:43,720 - Dr. Jesse, right. 1199 00:42:43,720 --> 00:42:45,040 - Dr. Jesse Lolley. 1200 00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:46,040 - Yeah, from the Lolley. 1201 00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:46,880 - Yeah, so. 1202 00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:49,320 - Basically, he started doing Coke. 1203 00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:52,160 Well, she claims we should say allegedly, just to. 1204 00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:53,360 - Well, that's what she says. 1205 00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:54,680 - All right, so allegedly. 1206 00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:56,440 - So I don't know, I wasn't there. 1207 00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:57,920 I didn't drug test him. 1208 00:42:57,920 --> 00:42:59,080 (laughing) 1209 00:42:59,080 --> 00:42:59,920 - I don't know. 1210 00:42:59,920 --> 00:43:00,760 - I wasn't there. 1211 00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:01,600 - I drug tested him. 1212 00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:02,440 - Your honor. 1213 00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:04,360 (laughing) 1214 00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:05,200 - This is so rude. 1215 00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:07,920 I literally went to his house and drug tested him 1216 00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:09,880 and now you're saying like, I didn't see 1217 00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:12,400 with my own eye in the positive drug test, okay. 1218 00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:13,480 (laughing) 1219 00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:15,280 - Yeah, but he's just so, there's, 1220 00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:16,880 I mean, I need that kind of hook. 1221 00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:18,480 I'm like, he could go off the rails 1222 00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:22,360 in a big way that transcends, you know, 1223 00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:24,200 usual reality production. 1224 00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:26,960 And I'm like, okay, that's, I'm kind of hooked. 1225 00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:27,800 - Yeah. 1226 00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:30,680 - And obviously, Jack's is out of his fucking mind. 1227 00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:31,520 - Yes. 1228 00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:33,720 - And it's just the, when you've got, again, 1229 00:43:33,720 --> 00:43:36,640 we've always, Stephanie, even back, 1230 00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:38,480 you know, when I was producing some of these things, 1231 00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:41,880 is like, you need durable narcissists. 1232 00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:44,520 But these guys go beyond durable narcissists. 1233 00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:47,240 These are beyond that. 1234 00:43:47,240 --> 00:43:52,200 I mean, and again, Jack's is, he's so unhinged 1235 00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:54,400 and Jesse is so unhinged. 1236 00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:56,520 And some of the other ones are so craven 1237 00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:58,640 that it just, I'm like, oh, it's psychology. 1238 00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:02,720 It's interesting psychology that bursts beyond 1239 00:44:02,720 --> 00:44:04,760 the producers' best efforts. 1240 00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:06,920 And to me, that's what makes a good show. 1241 00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:10,000 Now, I watch housewives and I know, you know, 1242 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:13,720 some of the producers on the current iterations. 1243 00:44:13,720 --> 00:44:14,840 And they're great producers. 1244 00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:18,280 And I can almost see their Andy Wins, like, well done, 1245 00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:19,440 momentaged and everything. 1246 00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:21,480 But I just, I look at the value. 1247 00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:24,560 I'm like, they are barely controlling a couple 1248 00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:25,400 of those people. 1249 00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:27,400 The rest are, we'll do anything to stay on the show 1250 00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:28,400 like we talked about. 1251 00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:29,240 - Right. 1252 00:44:29,240 --> 00:44:32,440 - But there are a couple of them that are just so bad shit 1253 00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:34,000 that I'm like, ooh, I'm bought in. 1254 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:34,840 Let me see this. 1255 00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:35,680 - Yeah. 1256 00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:36,680 - I'll watch that for the season. 1257 00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:39,680 That's literally, I think, the only reality show I watch. 1258 00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:42,840 But because it's just for the psychology of about two of them. 1259 00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:43,680 - Yeah. 1260 00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:44,840 You know, yeah, you're right. 1261 00:44:44,840 --> 00:44:49,000 You want somebody to watch, somebody to watch 1262 00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,800 that you could like, go, this guy can go off the rails 1263 00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:52,800 at any second. 1264 00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:55,400 - Yeah, beyond any producers' outline, beyond any 1265 00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:58,520 pre-agreed, beyond any phone call behind the scenes 1266 00:44:58,520 --> 00:44:59,800 from Andy Cohen. 1267 00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:03,600 They are just, they're riding that line of, 1268 00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:05,920 and you can, I mean, I think anybody can see it. 1269 00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:07,520 But if you've worked in this kind of TV, 1270 00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:08,520 you really can see it. 1271 00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:10,880 And it's like, oh, oh my goodness. 1272 00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:11,720 - Yeah. 1273 00:45:11,720 --> 00:45:14,000 - Maybe this is good, maybe it's bad, 1274 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,000 but it's certainly it's, you can't look away. 1275 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,640 That's why, that's why I watch the ballet. 1276 00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:21,320 - Right, yeah, bless you. 1277 00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:23,360 Oh, you'll edit that out and post. 1278 00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:24,200 No, I won't. 1279 00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:25,040 - Okay. 1280 00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:25,880 - I know. 1281 00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:26,720 - Floon A's, our new sponsor. 1282 00:45:26,720 --> 00:45:28,840 (laughing) 1283 00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:31,640 - The only thing I don't like is when you can really see 1284 00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:34,200 the producing, like, remember the scene 1285 00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:36,880 where Jack's was talking to the guy 1286 00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:39,360 that was supposedly like from rehab. 1287 00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:41,520 This was so faked, and they had 1288 00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:45,400 the guy calling him and he's like, hey, buddy. 1289 00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:46,440 - Oh, and he was on the phone. 1290 00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:47,280 - Yeah. 1291 00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:50,760 - He was like suddenly being polyshore, like, hey, buddy. 1292 00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:52,080 You need some help. 1293 00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:54,280 Like, and Jack was like, yeah, man. 1294 00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:56,440 Like, I need to go to like, I don't know, rehab 1295 00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:58,800 or whatever, and the guy's like, all right, buddy. 1296 00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:01,160 Like, let's, maybe let's get you like, 1297 00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:02,720 let's like, that's not what happened. 1298 00:46:02,720 --> 00:46:04,680 And that is, that guy probably does not even work 1299 00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:05,960 for any kind of rehab. 1300 00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:06,800 - Right. 1301 00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:08,160 - That's like a PA on the show. 1302 00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:09,000 - Oh, okay. 1303 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,480 - That's like Natalia working on Jimmy Kimmel. 1304 00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:12,760 - Yeah, they just like pulled it. 1305 00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:14,120 They're like, you're here twice a week. 1306 00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:14,960 Get in here. 1307 00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:16,040 We need you to be in a scene. 1308 00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:16,880 - Right. 1309 00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:17,720 - Right. 1310 00:46:17,720 --> 00:46:18,560 - Be on the phone. 1311 00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:19,400 - Yeah. 1312 00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:20,200 - And oddly, that person was probably wearing 1313 00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:22,120 some Jack's bar swag today. 1314 00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:22,960 - Totally. 1315 00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:25,280 - Jack's will not, he is not to my eye. 1316 00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:29,320 He has not been in a single shot this season without either 1317 00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:33,240 a hat or a hoodie that advertises his bar or both. 1318 00:46:33,240 --> 00:46:34,080 - Right. 1319 00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:35,920 - He will not do a setup without-- 1320 00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:37,440 - I know, I know that. 1321 00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:39,880 And is she changing it to Britz bar? 1322 00:46:41,240 --> 00:46:43,160 - I don't, I think they're joking. 1323 00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:44,000 - Are they joking? 1324 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,080 - I think they're just like hyping her up, you know? 1325 00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:47,200 - And is that bargett? 1326 00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:50,360 It does seem like nobody's in there every time they go in there. 1327 00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:51,200 Like, I don't know. 1328 00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:55,680 - No, I drive by it sometimes when I'm going to make 1329 00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:58,320 a run down there and I just, it seems quiet. 1330 00:46:58,320 --> 00:46:59,160 It does not. 1331 00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:02,800 I'm sure that probably during filming, they probably-- 1332 00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:05,520 - It's where the Old Sportsman's lodge was, right? 1333 00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:07,960 - Across the other side of the street. 1334 00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:08,800 - Oh, it is? 1335 00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:09,640 - Yeah. 1336 00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:10,480 It's right there. 1337 00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:15,080 - Just as you turn right where Coenga kind of turns into Ventura. 1338 00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:17,960 And it's right and it's on the other side of the street. 1339 00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:18,960 - Oh, that's not where I was thinking. 1340 00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:20,440 I was thinking more like cold water. 1341 00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:22,480 - No, it's further east. 1342 00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:24,600 But it's pretty quiet. 1343 00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:25,920 I mean. 1344 00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:28,560 - Seems empty when they're there, when they go in there. 1345 00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:29,560 - I know. 1346 00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:31,280 I don't know what's going on. 1347 00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:33,720 What is this room where you guys hearing about, 1348 00:47:33,720 --> 00:47:37,920 or did you hear about Andy Cohen doing cocaine? 1349 00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:38,760 - Oh. 1350 00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:39,600 - Like offering any other-- 1351 00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:40,920 - What's her name? 1352 00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:41,760 Who's suing? 1353 00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:42,600 - Leah. 1354 00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:43,440 - Leah. 1355 00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:44,280 - Yeah, it's in there. 1356 00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:47,080 - I read that in some like TMZ thing, 1357 00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:51,200 but yeah, she's saying that she's really, really on event data, 1358 00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:52,520 whether it's true or not, who knows. 1359 00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:54,840 But that I think that's one of the claims. 1360 00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:56,000 - Yeah. 1361 00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:59,760 She was claiming that he was doing it in front of them 1362 00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:02,000 and encouraging them to do it or whatever. 1363 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:05,320 I mean, I could, if you think about it, 1364 00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:08,200 and you watch Andy Cohen watch what happens live, 1365 00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:10,440 100%, I could see him doing cocaine, 1366 00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:14,040 because how the hell does he have all that energy every single night? 1367 00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:16,680 Like, I just get exhausted just watching him. 1368 00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:19,920 He's so, you know, he's coming with all this energy. 1369 00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:22,480 Although I don't see him like going, 1370 00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:24,520 hey, like, how about you do a little coke? 1371 00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:26,080 - Yeah, I mean, he's-- 1372 00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:27,160 - What a little tootsky? 1373 00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:28,640 - Never say, never say never, 1374 00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:29,640 because there've been, you know, 1375 00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:31,400 100 times ago, I could never say, 1376 00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:35,640 but Andy Cohen is a, is a bright tactical guy. 1377 00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:39,120 I mean, he was, he's the only, he was a behind the scenes. 1378 00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:39,960 - Yes. 1379 00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:40,960 - Exactly. 1380 00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:41,800 Bravo for years. 1381 00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:43,800 I know a couple of people that used to be friends with him 1382 00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:44,800 and it's like, oh yeah. 1383 00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:47,600 And he wants to be on, but they're never gonna put him on TV 1384 00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:50,200 and suddenly, you know, 10 years hence. 1385 00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:50,840 But-- 1386 00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:53,880 - When I worked at ABC, he was coming in all the time, 1387 00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:56,160 meeting with Michael Davies, who was our, 1388 00:48:56,160 --> 00:48:58,400 he was the head of our reality set. 1389 00:48:58,400 --> 00:48:59,560 - Yeah, alternative in reality. 1390 00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:02,040 - Now he's, you know, embassy is his company. 1391 00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:02,880 - He's a Brit. 1392 00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:03,960 - Yeah, yeah. 1393 00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:05,160 He's a nice guy. 1394 00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:08,280 And Andy Cohen would come in there all the time, you know. 1395 00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:09,880 Yeah, he was an executive. 1396 00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:10,920 So he is a bright guy. 1397 00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:12,240 So I don't, that's, yeah. 1398 00:49:12,240 --> 00:49:14,520 - It just, it would seem very out of character. 1399 00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:18,760 He's not that, I mean, that is an exposure beyond exposure. 1400 00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:21,600 I can't see him doing that, but again, 1401 00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:24,520 people have moments, but I tend to doubt it. 1402 00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:25,360 - Yeah. 1403 00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:28,320 What's a rough business? 1404 00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:29,200 It is. 1405 00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:31,120 - It's a shrinking business. 1406 00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:32,040 - Reality is? 1407 00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:36,680 - Yeah, well, Bravo is the only really thriving network right now 1408 00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:38,560 that's doing a lot of reality. 1409 00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:40,200 - Netflix does a ton of reality. 1410 00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:42,520 - Yeah, but mostly, I mean, the things that are being greenlit 1411 00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:45,000 right now are game shows and true crime. 1412 00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:47,200 Everything else is on hold except for Bravo. 1413 00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:50,040 Bravo is doing all of their, but. 1414 00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:52,640 - Well, that's not true, because Netflix does tons 1415 00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:53,840 of dating shows. 1416 00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:55,120 - But they're on the way. 1417 00:49:55,120 --> 00:49:58,880 Their numbers are going down and a lot less are being greenlit. 1418 00:49:58,880 --> 00:49:59,720 - Really? 1419 00:49:59,720 --> 00:50:04,280 - I feel like what's the one, not blind date, but love is blind. 1420 00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:05,360 - Love is blind. 1421 00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:06,200 - Our favorite. 1422 00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:07,040 - Yeah. 1423 00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:07,880 - That's good. 1424 00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:08,720 It has another season. 1425 00:50:08,720 --> 00:50:09,720 - Yeah, that's not hurting them out. 1426 00:50:09,720 --> 00:50:11,800 - You'll see that, but I think you won't see, for instance. 1427 00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:13,640 - And they're doing the ultimatum. 1428 00:50:13,640 --> 00:50:16,520 And there's like, every time I go to Netflix, 1429 00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:18,480 there's more dating shows. 1430 00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:19,320 - Yeah, I don't think so. 1431 00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:23,000 - There's another one called something like twist the, 1432 00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:23,840 - Oh, I see. 1433 00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:26,440 - It's like the situation where they have a couple, 1434 00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:28,680 but then they bring in one of their situations. 1435 00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:29,520 I'm like, 1436 00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:30,360 okay, yeah. 1437 00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:32,560 Sure. 1438 00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:34,960 I'm not gonna watch it, but I mean, I'm like, wow, 1439 00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:35,960 that's really stretched. 1440 00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:38,480 That seems like two people that are kind of high 1441 00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:42,600 sitting around like going, like we need another dating show. 1442 00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:43,800 What if? 1443 00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:44,640 - Right. 1444 00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:47,640 - Yeah, the numbers, according to all of the, like the, 1445 00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:50,320 the Mipcons and all of the, 1446 00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:55,320 the contracting conventions that is that nobody, either, 1447 00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:58,200 I mean, and they pay attention to who's buying one in Europe 1448 00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:00,000 and who's buying one in the States. 1449 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:01,920 People are buying a lot less dating shows. 1450 00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:03,840 Netflix is kind of the outlier 1451 00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:06,360 and they're mostly going on their legacy shows, 1452 00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:08,760 but what exists still of, you know, 1453 00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:10,960 what used to be basic cable, 1454 00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:13,040 they are just, you know, frozen in place 1455 00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:17,120 and they will only oxygen is buying only true crime. 1456 00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:19,200 You know, it's true crime in game shows 1457 00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:21,640 and game shows mostly that they can produce, 1458 00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:25,400 you know, in Ireland or Mexico cheaper than in the States. 1459 00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:26,720 So it's, - Yeah, I'll go. 1460 00:51:26,720 --> 00:51:27,560 - You go, okay. 1461 00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:29,640 - You said, "Jump, do you, do you know?" 1462 00:51:29,640 --> 00:51:32,640 - Before we, before we wrap, 1463 00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:35,720 have you told the terror read story in a long time? 1464 00:51:35,720 --> 00:51:39,720 Like speaking of being produced, doing being a producer, 1465 00:51:39,720 --> 00:51:41,320 John has this embarrassing story, 1466 00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:43,880 which I just, I just got reminded of, 1467 00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:44,720 you should have told it. 1468 00:51:44,720 --> 00:51:46,200 - Anything that has to do with terror read, I'm gonna say. 1469 00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:48,560 - Yeah, it's, I mean, it's, you know, 1470 00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:51,840 I am the butt of the story and, and rightfully so, 1471 00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:55,360 it was, God, this has got to be 15 years ago 1472 00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:58,000 and I was working for a company in the valley 1473 00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:02,000 and the company was on, most of the shows 1474 00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:03,920 that they were doing were on hiatus. 1475 00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:06,240 So normally there'd be like 40 people, 1476 00:52:06,240 --> 00:52:07,560 but it was an open concept, 1477 00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:09,040 one of these open concept offices 1478 00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:11,760 where even the partners were out in the open, 1479 00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:14,160 so open communication, it was loud as hell, 1480 00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:19,160 but there were probably four people in an office 1481 00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:22,000 of, you know, that would normally have 35. 1482 00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,760 And I was just wrapping up the end of some show 1483 00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:26,280 that I had produced and, you know, 1484 00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:28,240 just turning in the clearances 1485 00:52:28,240 --> 00:52:29,800 and the production bible and the budget 1486 00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:30,800 and all this boring stuff. 1487 00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:33,880 So everybody was just, and there was an editor, 1488 00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:36,960 there was one of the partners in the company 1489 00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:40,560 and there was an agent who represented the company 1490 00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:44,000 who I knew and he had just this guy with him 1491 00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:46,200 and he was just keeping the guy a little walk around. 1492 00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:47,600 This is the company I represent 1493 00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:50,000 and they're gonna do big things and here's the, 1494 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,960 and the clearance supervisor, 1495 00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:55,320 really lovely woman walked in who I knew 1496 00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:57,680 and I knew her husband as well. 1497 00:52:57,680 --> 00:53:00,240 He was a degenerate Patriots man. 1498 00:53:00,240 --> 00:53:02,960 And this is between the two Patriots, 1499 00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:05,640 Patriots had one big surge of super bowls 1500 00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:08,480 that, you know, in the early odds 1501 00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:11,920 and then they had a bit of a valley they went into 1502 00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:13,960 and then they had a second golden period. 1503 00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:15,480 So this is in between the two 1504 00:53:15,480 --> 00:53:17,720 and so the Patriots are kind of down on their, 1505 00:53:17,720 --> 00:53:20,160 not down on their luck, but they're middle of the pack 1506 00:53:20,160 --> 00:53:22,920 and I'm sitting there and the clearance woman's husband, 1507 00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:26,040 and used to buy a new Patriot hat for every game 1508 00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:29,800 and if they won he'd put it on a trophy case forward 1509 00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:31,480 and if they lost he'd place it backwards. 1510 00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:33,800 He was that hardcore and I said, 1511 00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:36,400 "Hey, how was he doing?" 1512 00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:39,920 And you know, the Patriots were losing and I said, 1513 00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:44,920 "You know, and at that point Tom Brady was a dated, 1514 00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:46,400 "terroreed." 1515 00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:50,920 And there was a brief, it was one of those brief things 1516 00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:52,600 way before he married Jacelle Bunch 1517 00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:56,240 and so he was still a young, fairly single guy 1518 00:53:56,240 --> 00:53:58,960 and I said, "Oh, well," I said, "It's, you know, 1519 00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:01,600 "she said he's kind of bummed, they're not doing as well." 1520 00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:03,960 I said, "It's probably 'cause he dated terror read." 1521 00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:08,040 I said, "You know, you've got that terror read curse, you know?" 1522 00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:12,360 She comes in and maybe she brings a little coke with her 1523 00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:15,880 and suddenly she's bed hopping and every guy 1524 00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:19,440 that's gotten hooked up with her seems to go into 1525 00:54:19,440 --> 00:54:22,320 a bit of a downward trajectory 1526 00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:26,240 and she said, "Yeah, so I go back to what I'm doing." 1527 00:54:26,240 --> 00:54:31,240 And you know, just said that probably louder than I should 1528 00:54:31,240 --> 00:54:34,520 because it was, you know, it's an empty office 1529 00:54:34,520 --> 00:54:36,160 who really is paying attention. 1530 00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:40,360 So about 10 minutes later, the agent comes up to me 1531 00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:42,920 and he goes, "Hey, you're John, aren't you?" 1532 00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:45,880 And I'm like, "Yeah, you're so and so." 1533 00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:48,000 And he's like, "I just wanna tell you something, 1534 00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:50,120 "you've got a fucking big mouth." 1535 00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:55,120 And I said, "Okay, I said, is there anything with that?" 1536 00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:59,800 I said, and he said, "I've got a guest with me, you know what is?" 1537 00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:01,720 It's, it's, what's there? 1538 00:55:01,720 --> 00:55:05,320 I think his name was Paul Reed. 1539 00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:07,320 She said, "It's Paul Reed, you know who his sister is? 1540 00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:08,320 Terror read." 1541 00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:10,320 (laughing) 1542 00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:13,200 And I'm like, "Oh my God." 1543 00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:14,200 I said, "Yeah." 1544 00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:16,040 I said, "That John's biggest nightmare by the way, 1545 00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:17,840 "he's got the worst social anxiety." 1546 00:55:17,840 --> 00:55:21,240 I said, "All right, I think I said, I think I do have a big mouth 1547 00:55:21,240 --> 00:55:22,240 "and I'm so ahead." 1548 00:55:22,240 --> 00:55:25,880 And so, I finally, I went up to the guy I said, "Dude, I said, 1549 00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:28,120 "I am, you know, I've been working in entertainment 1550 00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:29,840 "for 20 years and I should know better." 1551 00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:34,840 And I basically, I am just repeating tabloid bullshit 1552 00:55:34,840 --> 00:55:36,640 and I said, "Oh." 1553 00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:38,760 Obviously your sister is, you know, 1554 00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:41,320 I'm training her like a commodity and not like a person 1555 00:55:41,320 --> 00:55:43,840 and that's something, you know, doing what we do. 1556 00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:46,560 I should know better and I'm sorry and-- 1557 00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:47,600 - Oh, John. 1558 00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:48,440 - Well, it was too-- 1559 00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:51,000 - It was way too much for light and she needed me. 1560 00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:54,080 - I know, but it was, you know, I never met her in my life. 1561 00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:55,040 I don't know her. 1562 00:55:55,040 --> 00:55:58,280 I only know what I was reading in us weekly. 1563 00:55:58,280 --> 00:56:01,080 And I was just regurgitating it like a moron. 1564 00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:01,920 And I did. 1565 00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:04,720 I know this guy, an apology. 1566 00:56:04,720 --> 00:56:06,200 - What did he say? 1567 00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:07,560 - He accepted it. 1568 00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:09,760 Not, I mean, he looked like he wanted to punch me. 1569 00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:10,840 I don't blame him. 1570 00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:13,200 Because, I mean, but it's just, it's got, 1571 00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:15,720 particularly at that time, I mean, certainly she's 1572 00:56:15,720 --> 00:56:17,160 out of the headlines these days, 1573 00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:19,640 but at that point she was, you know, always on-- 1574 00:56:19,640 --> 00:56:20,480 - Yeah. 1575 00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:21,320 - T.M. 1576 00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:23,760 - She was just a shade behind like Britney Spears 1577 00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:26,880 and Lindsey Lohan and right behind that, you'd have that. 1578 00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:30,000 And, you know, and I got, I mean, you got to feel bad 1579 00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:31,240 for her brother. 1580 00:56:31,240 --> 00:56:33,520 He's just seeing her sister being chewed up 1581 00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:36,920 in the mid-Auts tabloids, which were a different thing 1582 00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:38,400 before social media. 1583 00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:40,880 And it's just, you know, it was stupid. 1584 00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:43,040 - How are you supposed to know that Tara reads brother? 1585 00:56:43,040 --> 00:56:44,080 - Well, there, I mean-- 1586 00:56:44,080 --> 00:56:45,840 - That was, the one thing in my defense 1587 00:56:45,840 --> 00:56:48,760 and like, okay, there are five people in this audience 1588 00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:50,080 or in this office, rather. 1589 00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:51,440 There are five people. 1590 00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:55,840 And in Los Angeles County, we've got 40 million people 1591 00:56:55,840 --> 00:56:57,440 in Los Angeles County alone. 1592 00:56:57,440 --> 00:56:59,480 What's the chance that one of the five? 1593 00:56:59,480 --> 00:57:01,960 But, you know, I put my foot in my mouth and I, 1594 00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:03,840 yeah, it was stupid. 1595 00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:05,600 I should have known better. 1596 00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:09,040 - John did not feel bad for me when we were sitting at a table 1597 00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:11,560 with Mauricio behind us and people were 1598 00:57:11,560 --> 00:57:14,400 loudly discussing the fact that, oh my God, Stephanie's 1599 00:57:14,400 --> 00:57:15,520 pointing out Mauricio. 1600 00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:19,800 And I was like, how can you not feel for me 1601 00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:21,800 when you have had that happen? 1602 00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:25,200 - But I didn't, I mean, I was, 1603 00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:29,280 I didn't think that Mauricio was, foreign, 1604 00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:30,680 I mean, he wasn't across the room, 1605 00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:32,560 but he was-- - He was right behind me. 1606 00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:35,120 - He was, there was an empty table between us 1607 00:57:35,120 --> 00:57:36,520 and he and his daughter-- - No, it wasn't. 1608 00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:38,320 Yeah, we were sitting at a table. 1609 00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:41,200 The table right behind us was he was sitting at. 1610 00:57:41,520 --> 00:57:42,520 He was in front of me. 1611 00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:43,960 - There was a seat between us. 1612 00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:44,960 - I even took a seat. 1613 00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:45,960 - I've got a picture somewhere. 1614 00:57:45,960 --> 00:57:47,880 - You have the picture, I know we have a picture. 1615 00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:50,240 Anyway. - He was 12 feet behind you 1616 00:57:50,240 --> 00:57:51,760 in the lab restaurant. 1617 00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:54,440 - We got a rapid, a, oh my God. 1618 00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:57,640 Did we do our shots, our name shots yet? 1619 00:57:57,640 --> 00:57:58,680 I don't think we did. 1620 00:57:58,680 --> 00:58:00,000 - No, we did. 1621 00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:01,560 We did a last time on the first show. 1622 00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:02,400 - We did first show. 1623 00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:03,320 - So let's just do them. 1624 00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:04,760 Ashley, she's chic. 1625 00:58:04,760 --> 00:58:06,120 Stephanie is a stinker rinker. 1626 00:58:06,120 --> 00:58:09,760 Athena, we love your lipstick, especially when you do mat. 1627 00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:11,760 - It was really cute on you. 1628 00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:13,760 Sandra, you're green around the gills 1629 00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:16,160 'cause you ate something bad. 1630 00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:19,000 Jennifer, you need to stand up, don't fall. 1631 00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:20,600 Erin is a dirty stanchess. 1632 00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:22,080 Leslie, why? 1633 00:58:22,080 --> 00:58:24,000 - Why? - Alicia Scolante is still 1634 00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:25,360 from the city of El Monte. 1635 00:58:25,360 --> 00:58:27,080 I'm sorry, but Kelly Brandt. 1636 00:58:27,080 --> 00:58:29,480 - She will still take you and she is your aunt. 1637 00:58:29,480 --> 00:58:31,880 - Yeah, and Rebecca Lubin is so cute. 1638 00:58:31,880 --> 00:58:34,200 And Eshan Vajpay is for her aunt. 1639 00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:35,440 What are you-- - What are you? 1640 00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:36,640 - We can't change that. 1641 00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:38,760 - That's what you're saying. - That's what you're changing it. 1642 00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:40,240 Gabi and Missy. 1643 00:58:40,240 --> 00:58:41,600 - They're still hot mess. 1644 00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:43,680 - They're still hot mess. 1645 00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:46,200 Katarina from the city of Catalina. 1646 00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:47,040 - There you go. 1647 00:58:47,040 --> 00:58:48,640 - There. 1648 00:58:48,640 --> 00:58:50,160 Valerie. 1649 00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:51,000 - Bertnelli. 1650 00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:53,000 - Bertnelli is listening to our show. 1651 00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:56,240 Pauli knows where her bread is buttered. 1652 00:58:56,240 --> 00:58:57,800 Rita's a bassitound. 1653 00:58:57,800 --> 00:58:59,320 What? - No, that's cute. 1654 00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:00,400 - They're 'cause they're cute. 1655 00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:03,040 - Yeah. - They're fucking cute. 1656 00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:05,680 And Elizabeth Williamson, she does have a lot of kids. 1657 00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:07,080 You can't-- - What are we gonna do? 1658 00:59:07,080 --> 00:59:07,920 - What are we gonna do? 1659 00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:08,760 - Yeah. 1660 00:59:08,760 --> 00:59:10,280 - Not say that. 1661 00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:11,280 Nikki. 1662 00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:13,560 Yeah. 1663 00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:15,000 Come on now, Nikki. 1664 00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:16,240 Kelly, Laddina. 1665 00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:18,720 And Dick is still a frolicer. 1666 00:59:18,720 --> 00:59:21,120 You know, we can only do so much. 1667 00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:23,080 Also, Fern Candle. 1668 00:59:23,080 --> 00:59:23,960 Get a Fern Candle. 1669 00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:24,800 Get a Candle. 1670 00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:26,120 - I love my Candle. - From Kelsey. 1671 00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:27,120 - I love my Fern Candle. 1672 00:59:27,120 --> 00:59:28,040 - They smell so good. 1673 00:59:28,040 --> 00:59:30,600 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Crowley. 1687 01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:11,360 Also, every episode, Adam, Adam's got a car.com. 1688 01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:12,320 Just helped you. 1689 01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:13,240 - Love him. 1690 01:00:13,240 --> 01:00:14,480 Thank you, Adam. 1691 01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:16,560 It was a pleasure. 1692 01:00:16,560 --> 01:00:18,400 It was so simple and easy. 1693 01:00:18,400 --> 01:00:19,440 No problem, O. 1694 01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:22,240 He came, took the car, brought the new car, 1695 01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:24,080 got me a cheaper price. 1696 01:00:24,080 --> 01:00:25,240 And is he getting you? 1697 01:00:25,240 --> 01:00:27,840 - And now he's gonna help me get my next car, yeah. 1698 01:00:27,840 --> 01:00:29,520 - Yeah, and he's helping us right now too. 1699 01:00:29,520 --> 01:00:30,720 - We're working with him right now. 1700 01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:34,120 - We're looking at the VW, yes. 1701 01:00:34,120 --> 01:00:35,680 I go in electric. 1702 01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:38,080 - We're thinking about going electric. 1703 01:00:38,080 --> 01:00:39,760 One of them, we can't have two electric. 1704 01:00:39,760 --> 01:00:41,320 You got to have one gas car for-- 1705 01:00:41,320 --> 01:00:44,600 - Yeah, two electric avenue. 1706 01:00:44,600 --> 01:00:46,240 Then we'll take it higher. 1707 01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:48,160 See, now that's something that did not get erased 1708 01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:49,520 from my memory, even though-- 1709 01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:52,080 - Maybe you should clear it out to delete it. 1710 01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:56,640 - Okay, I think that's it. 1711 01:00:56,640 --> 01:00:57,680 I think that's everybody. 1712 01:00:57,680 --> 01:00:59,960 Okay, see you guys tonight. 1713 01:00:59,960 --> 01:01:01,160 - Tonight, on Zoom. 1714 01:01:01,160 --> 01:01:03,760 - On our Zoom, please go join up on Patreon. 1715 01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:06,640 Even if you just wanna boost it for right now, 1716 01:01:06,640 --> 01:01:08,840 and then you can go back down if you want. 1717 01:01:08,840 --> 01:01:09,680 I don't care. 1718 01:01:09,680 --> 01:01:10,520 - Do you want? 1719 01:01:10,520 --> 01:01:11,520 - Come and see us. 1720 01:01:11,520 --> 01:01:12,360 - Yeah. 1721 01:01:12,360 --> 01:01:15,120 - And also listen to Drunkish, Allison Rosen's 1722 01:01:15,120 --> 01:01:16,560 my guest this week. 1723 01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:17,400 - She's still here. 1724 01:01:17,400 --> 01:01:18,360 - She's still this week. 1725 01:01:18,360 --> 01:01:20,680 And thanks, John, for helping. 1726 01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:21,520 - Yeah, thanks, John. 1727 01:01:21,520 --> 01:01:22,360 - Thanks to all you guys. 1728 01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:23,360 Love you guys, you're a pair now. 1729 01:01:23,360 --> 01:01:24,200 - Don't eff it up. 1730 01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:26,800 (upbeat music) 1731 01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:29,760 ♪ It's a good, a day ♪ 1732 01:01:29,760 --> 01:01:31,600 ♪ Let it go ♪ 1733 01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:34,180 (upbeat music)