1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,540 ♪ Made a decision ♪ 2 00:00:03,540 --> 00:00:06,600 ♪ Out face is sunny and sunlit ♪ 3 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:09,300 ♪ On a head of vision ♪ 4 00:00:09,300 --> 00:00:14,140 ♪ Boy, light, be light ♪ 5 00:00:14,140 --> 00:00:15,140 ♪ To reach ♪ 6 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:16,480 - What's up everybody? 7 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:17,920 It's for crying out loud. 8 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:19,280 - How's the coffee? 9 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:20,280 - It's going. 10 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:22,080 - So you're having some coffee? 11 00:00:22,080 --> 00:00:23,120 - I'm having some coffee. 12 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:24,280 - You're in a coffee? - Coffee to walk. 13 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:25,280 - Uh huh. 14 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:26,680 All right, tell me all about Vegas. 15 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:27,680 I'm gonna settle in. 16 00:00:27,680 --> 00:00:30,640 - Vegas, fuckin' sick of Vegas. 17 00:00:30,640 --> 00:00:31,840 I'm so bad. 18 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:32,840 I'm leaving. 19 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:34,320 I got back from Vegas. 20 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:35,160 - Yeah. 21 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:36,160 - Going back again. 22 00:00:36,160 --> 00:00:38,200 I'm going, I got back, yes, two days ago. 23 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:41,520 I'm going back again to day off Thursday. 24 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:43,080 - Mm-hmm. 25 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:43,920 What? 26 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:46,800 - Going back again in a couple days, Thursday. 27 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:50,280 - Let me tell you something. 28 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:51,440 - That's a lot. 29 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:53,440 - Tell me everything. 30 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:56,400 - Well, so, you know, 31 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:58,040 when you're flying to Vegas, 32 00:00:58,040 --> 00:01:02,520 you only have like Southwest Airlines Delta spirit, 33 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:04,160 and then you get this jet sweet thing. 34 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:08,560 Now, jet sweet is interesting because it's owned by jet blue. 35 00:01:08,560 --> 00:01:10,400 Jet blue too, did I say jet blue? 36 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:11,240 Jet blue. 37 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:12,440 Southwest jet blue. 38 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:13,680 - Love jet blue. 39 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:15,000 - I love jet blue. 40 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:17,240 And I love, I fly jet blue. 41 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:18,080 I try to fly. 42 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:19,880 I have the jet blue miles, so. 43 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:23,360 - Jet blue, by the way, were the first airline, 44 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:24,520 as far as I'm concerned. 45 00:01:24,520 --> 00:01:26,160 I'm not like a big traveler. 46 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:27,000 - Yeah. 47 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,760 - But it had TVs in every plane, 48 00:01:29,760 --> 00:01:32,680 and I found that to be so helpful, 49 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:35,120 'cause I like to watch TV on a flight. 50 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:35,960 - Definitely. 51 00:01:35,960 --> 00:01:38,600 - And I didn't know that places like United, 52 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:40,120 they're like, maybe we do maybe we don't? 53 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:40,960 - Yeah, I know. 54 00:01:40,960 --> 00:01:42,840 - I'm like, no, maybe you do, maybe you don't. 55 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:44,560 Make sure that you're the one that does. 56 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:45,560 - Yeah. 57 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:46,680 - Yeah. 58 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:49,640 - I, you know, Ryan, remember when jet blue first came out 59 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:54,640 on the scene because one of the writers at the man show, 60 00:01:55,440 --> 00:01:57,720 was she at the band show at the time, or was it Kimmel? 61 00:01:57,720 --> 00:01:58,560 I don't know. 62 00:01:58,560 --> 00:02:02,600 One of the guys's wives was pregnant, 63 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:05,120 and she was on jet blue, and it was circling, 64 00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:06,760 Burb, it couldn't land. 65 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:08,040 It was on the news. 66 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:10,320 And she said that because of something, 67 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:12,160 and they were like, you know, they were, 68 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:13,600 she was watching the local news, 69 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:15,160 and they were like breaking in, you know, 70 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:17,720 as jet blue airlines circling Los Angeles, 71 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:18,560 'cause they can't land, 72 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:21,120 because of some kind of like technical difficulty. 73 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:21,960 - Uh-huh. 74 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:23,640 - And she's watching it as, 75 00:02:23,640 --> 00:02:26,160 I was like thinking to myself, oh my God, 76 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:28,080 I cannot imagine being on the plane, 77 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:30,880 watching your plane on the news. 78 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:33,520 That's how I always think of what I hear jet blue, 79 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:37,320 and that, of course, my brain, because it's me, 80 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:40,320 and I have a little ADD, I'm like, okay, so she's pregnant, 81 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:41,600 so is this gonna be a story about, 82 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:43,640 so she ended up having to give birth on the plane? 83 00:02:43,640 --> 00:02:46,560 - Right, and then, but then I went a little farther than that, 84 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:48,880 and I was like, well, that's, couldn't have been, 85 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:50,200 because why would she be flying? 86 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:51,960 Then it's on her, not matter her. 87 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:53,400 - Now, was she doing what you're flying 88 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:55,680 when your nine months pregnant? 89 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:56,520 - Stay home. 90 00:02:56,520 --> 00:02:57,360 - She's 12 months. 91 00:02:57,360 --> 00:02:58,200 - You're about to have a baby. 92 00:02:58,200 --> 00:03:00,000 (laughs) 93 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,760 - So I ended the story in my mind being pregnant with her. 94 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:04,920 - Yeah, baby turned out just fine. 95 00:03:04,920 --> 00:03:09,200 Yeah, so I take jet, so I take, 96 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:10,480 I've been taking jet sweep, 97 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:14,320 because I have the jet blue miles and stuff like that, 98 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:18,600 and so I love jet sweep, and it's so interesting, 99 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:20,800 because you just go to a hangar, 100 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:23,120 you drop your car off, or you take a cab, 101 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:26,280 you show up, you walk into this little lobby, 102 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:27,880 and you give them your name, 103 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:29,560 you show them your eye, government ID, 104 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:31,080 they take your temperature. 105 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:34,000 There's like, you know, a hangar, it's an airport hangar, 106 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:37,720 and that's it, then they take your bag, no security, nothing. 107 00:03:37,720 --> 00:03:39,480 But I was never pre-checked, 108 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:41,120 I was never had a sudden, 109 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:44,040 any kind of documentation from the government, or any, 110 00:03:44,040 --> 00:03:46,440 it's just, you just go there, you show up, 111 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:48,120 there's, I don't know how they get away with that. 112 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:50,200 How do they, does anybody know 113 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:53,640 how they get away with no security? 114 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:55,480 - Interesting. - You know? 115 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:57,880 There's no, I'm sure that, but I saw, 116 00:03:57,880 --> 00:04:00,160 I watch my suitcase, they take my suitcase, 117 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:03,560 they put it on a cart, and then they load it 118 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:04,520 into the airplane. 119 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:06,520 - Never ran it through any security. 120 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:09,480 - Maybe they do, but I don't see it, no. 121 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:11,440 No, there's no, like, they don't put it on the thing, 122 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:13,040 and you don't have to walk through security? 123 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:15,280 - No, that is so weird. 124 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:17,000 - Is it privately owned? 125 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:18,560 - It's owned by jet blue. 126 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:21,000 - I don't know, and it's just, it's like, 127 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:24,960 it's like a block away from the Burbank airport. 128 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:27,560 It's not far, it's in a big airport hanger, 129 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:30,520 and their airplanes look, they're different colored, 130 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:33,240 but they're smaller, they're like a commuter jet, 131 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:37,800 you know, really smaller, but probably like 60 seats, 132 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:39,720 I think, not very many. 133 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:42,400 Yeah, maybe 80. 134 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:44,400 - 60 is not too big. - That's so pretty big. 135 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:47,160 - It's pretty, I mean, it's not that big, it's not a lot, 136 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:48,160 not a lot of people. 137 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:49,680 - Well, it's not like five. 138 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:50,680 - Yeah, it's not like that. 139 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:54,280 No, it's not, like, Garagos is babies. 140 00:04:54,280 --> 00:04:56,880 - Right. - But, yeah, I don't know. 141 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:59,960 Anyway, I love jet sweet, so I flew out on jet sweet, 142 00:04:59,960 --> 00:05:02,240 I flew back on Southwest. 143 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:03,240 (laughs) 144 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:04,800 Why, you ask? 145 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:08,920 'Cause I left my ID and credit card at the strip club, 146 00:05:08,920 --> 00:05:10,760 9.4. 147 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:15,240 - Oh my God, Lynette, how many times is this gonna happen to you? 148 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:17,560 This is not the first time you left all your shit 149 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:19,240 at a strip club. - I know. 150 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:20,840 - I do, that's what I do. 151 00:05:20,840 --> 00:05:21,840 (laughs) 152 00:05:21,840 --> 00:05:23,640 That's so Lynette. 153 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:26,200 Okay, first of all, I need some math. 154 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:27,200 - I think I need some math. 155 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:29,160 - Follow me around, back up. 156 00:05:29,160 --> 00:05:33,760 Also, why wouldn't you fly home on the airline 157 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:35,160 that doesn't check your ID? 158 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:36,000 How are you? 159 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:36,840 - I know, right? 160 00:05:36,840 --> 00:05:38,440 - I'm quite commercial with no ID. 161 00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:40,520 Okay, well, first of all, 162 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:42,160 that story does not make any sense. 163 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:45,240 - Yeah, I know, doesn't, the story, my life. 164 00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:47,920 But, so-- - I thought they don't check your ID at JetSuite. 165 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:50,280 - No, they do check your ID, that they do check. 166 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:51,880 They just don't check your bags. 167 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:53,480 They check your ID, yeah, they take your, 168 00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:58,480 you walk into the lobby, you give them your ID, 169 00:05:58,480 --> 00:06:00,840 they take your ID your temperature, 170 00:06:00,840 --> 00:06:01,920 and then that's it. 171 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:03,600 They take your bag and they put it on the plane. 172 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:06,240 - Okay, so-- - But you didn't have ID, 173 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:08,000 so how did you get on Southwest? 174 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,920 (laughs) 175 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:11,440 Okay, so what happened was? 176 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:12,560 - What happened? 177 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:17,000 - My girlfriend, Dawn, okay, separate, separate. 178 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:19,320 So, all right, I was in Vegas over the weekend 179 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:21,920 for a Corolla drinks event on Saturday. 180 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:27,120 Saturday night, they had a tasting at the X-Pot 181 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:30,680 at the Venetian, thank you very much, to the X-Pot people. 182 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:33,040 It's a spa that's like, there's one in Chicago, 183 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:34,680 there's one in Vegas, so it's really nice. 184 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:36,520 Everybody's very nice there. 185 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:40,200 And they did a 188 whiskey tasting on Saturday night. 186 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:45,200 So, we went and it was, so it was me, Patrick and his wife, 187 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:49,920 Cherie, Jennifer and Dylan, that went. 188 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:53,400 All of us flew, except for who watched Patrick's baby. 189 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:55,880 - They have, I think, their nanny, right? 190 00:06:55,880 --> 00:06:59,240 - Oh, okay. - Or his dad, or his, her dad. 191 00:06:59,240 --> 00:07:00,320 - Okay, her parents. 192 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:01,440 - Her parents. - Or somebody watched the baby. 193 00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:02,880 - So, grandparents, they got to have the baby. 194 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:04,680 - That's a big face timed with the baby. 195 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:05,960 - Okay. - Yeah. 196 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:10,120 - Grandparents, so, my girlfriend, 197 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:14,920 Dawn, okay, don't ask, but she's a big time gambler, 198 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:18,160 and she would go to see Seasors and gamble all the time. 199 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:20,160 And because of COVID, she hasn't been there in a long time. 200 00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:21,960 So, now she's been going again. 201 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:24,400 So, they give her a two bedroom suite. 202 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:28,120 So, I stayed with her in one of the bedrooms, 203 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:31,680 and then the rest of the gang got their bedrooms, 204 00:07:31,680 --> 00:07:36,000 and got their rooms, and Jennifer had to drive the product. 205 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,840 Somebody had to get the, the whiskey out there. 206 00:07:38,840 --> 00:07:42,080 So, Jen drove, and we rented her a car, 207 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:44,960 and, "Honon, the poor girl had to drive, 208 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:47,000 "you know, it's about a four and a half, five hour drive." 209 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,560 Depends on the traffic, but it's like Memorial Day weekend, 210 00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:53,400 and everybody's back, and everybody's vaccinated. 211 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:55,960 It was, Vegas was packed. 212 00:07:55,960 --> 00:07:59,200 It was, I mean, it was all back to normal, no masks, 213 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:02,120 and traffic was back to normal. 214 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:03,600 The traffic getting into Vegas, 215 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:06,360 traffic getting out of Vegas, poor Jen. 216 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:10,760 So, I get to Vegas, and I'm, Dawn's been there, 217 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:12,240 like two days, and her and her husband. 218 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:16,000 He gambles on like the ponies, and she gambles, 219 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:19,840 she plays Blackjack, or she'll play poker sometimes, 220 00:08:19,840 --> 00:08:22,440 but I think Blackjack is her thing. 221 00:08:22,440 --> 00:08:25,280 And she lost 18 grand over the weekend. 222 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:26,440 (laughs) 223 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:29,880 What the fuck? 224 00:08:29,880 --> 00:08:31,640 Can you believe that? 225 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:33,840 I don't know, she wants me to say that, but I don't know. 226 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:35,200 I think she's a great, dude. - She's too late. 227 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:37,520 - What? - Mm-hmm. 228 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:39,760 - How do you learn her husband? 229 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:40,600 - Mm-hmm. 230 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:43,160 - Yeah, I know. 231 00:08:43,160 --> 00:08:44,240 - I don't know. - All I think is like, 232 00:08:44,240 --> 00:08:47,080 well, girl, you had 18 to lose then. 233 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:48,720 - Right. - Right. 234 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:49,720 - I don't know how she does. 235 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:52,440 - I mean, unless you're financially entering 236 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:53,280 - I don't know what they do. - I don't know what they do. 237 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:54,120 - For gambling and ditching. 238 00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:54,960 - Yeah, I know. 239 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:56,840 - Then I guess it wasn't a big deal. 240 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:59,360 - She didn't, I mean, she was, 241 00:08:59,360 --> 00:09:01,160 that's a pride woman. - I wouldn't get a chance. 242 00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:04,800 I know, though I know, but not my problem. 243 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:07,440 - No, I know, but it's a problem. 244 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:09,240 - Yeah, I don't know. - It all kids, right? 245 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:11,920 She has a grown daughter that works 246 00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:14,200 and she lives with her boyfriend. 247 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:16,320 - Mm-hmm. - Ouch. 248 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:17,160 - Yeah. 249 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:18,880 Her parents were gamblers, too. 250 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:21,400 Her parents were married for like 45 years 251 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:24,560 and they'd go to Laughlin, Nevada and Gamble 252 00:09:24,560 --> 00:09:27,400 and Don would go, "My girlfriend, Don." 253 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,120 I mean, I've noticed since we were teenagers, 254 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:32,120 but as when she got in her 30s, 255 00:09:32,120 --> 00:09:33,320 she started really gambling. 256 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:36,800 She would, I heard stories of her driving to like, 257 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:40,440 Chimash by herself at night and just gamble 258 00:09:40,440 --> 00:09:42,080 and you know, stay that wind, 259 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:44,400 but she wins a lot of money, too. 260 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:46,200 So, yeah, but here's the thing, 261 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:47,480 here's the thing about gambling. 262 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:49,120 - Yeah. 263 00:09:49,120 --> 00:09:51,720 - You will always lose more than you win. 264 00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:54,400 First of all, that's because of how Vegas, 265 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:56,560 because of how gambling is set up. 266 00:09:56,560 --> 00:09:57,920 You will always lose. 267 00:09:57,920 --> 00:10:00,360 There's always more of a chance of losing than winning 268 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:02,120 and then the problem is, 269 00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:06,720 unless you are, unless this is like a one off thing for you 270 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:10,400 and you go to Vegas and you hit something really big 271 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:12,920 and you're like, "Oh my God, what? 272 00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:14,440 "I've never happened to me." 273 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:17,560 And then you just put pocket all that money and go home 274 00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:19,200 and don't go back to Vegas, 275 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:20,720 eventually you will lose that money. 276 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:22,800 If you're somebody who gambles regularly 277 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:26,000 that odds are just unfortunately not in your favor. 278 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,000 So even if you have some huge wins, 279 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,680 at some point you will also have huge losses. 280 00:10:30,680 --> 00:10:31,840 - Yeah. 281 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:35,000 - You know, her and her husband, they had the one kid 282 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,480 and then I was thinking about it. 283 00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:41,480 So he does mortgages and she, her grandparents, 284 00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:46,560 well now she runs it is a cemetery out in, 285 00:10:46,560 --> 00:10:49,240 bummed like it's far. 286 00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:50,760 She runs a cemetery. 287 00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:53,480 So their whole thing, they've been married, 288 00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:54,920 Donna and her husband probably been married. 289 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:59,120 I think they've been married for like 27, 28 years now 290 00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:02,240 and they bond, I mean, I don't know, they bond, 291 00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:03,080 but that's what they do. 292 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:07,160 They go out of town, they go and they stay, they live it up 293 00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:09,000 and then they come back and they go like, 294 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,400 they're like retired people. 295 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:11,600 - Yes, they are. 296 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:15,360 They are totally like retirees. 297 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:17,520 - Yes, yeah, they are. 298 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:20,640 And that's gonna be me when I retire. 299 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:23,280 I'm gonna start hitting the bottle again. 300 00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:24,680 - Just can you imagine? 301 00:11:24,680 --> 00:11:26,080 - Yeah, gambling. 302 00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:28,000 - Oh my God, my life would spiral. 303 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:30,960 So that would be like, oh no, I'm just gonna be retired. 304 00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:33,560 I'm gonna, John and I are gonna move to like Arizona 305 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:35,360 and just be able to live that retired life 306 00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:36,520 and it would last like two weeks 307 00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:37,600 and then I'd be in rehab. 308 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:38,440 - Right. 309 00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:39,320 (laughing) 310 00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:40,600 - For multiple things. 311 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:43,040 - Donna's probably going to rehab right about now. 312 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:44,120 - Tuesday morning. 313 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:49,120 - She, I mean, she like, that sounds like a good idea. 314 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:49,960 - Doesn't it? 315 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:54,960 - As a lifestyle, it never is, I think in action, 316 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:57,840 in reality, it's never as good as like, 317 00:11:57,840 --> 00:11:59,600 yeah, it's not for me. 318 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:01,720 - I can't imagine going to Vegas all the time. 319 00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:04,040 - Me neither. 320 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:06,600 I mean, you're living that life right now and, 321 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:08,600 well, I'm not about that life. 322 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:10,400 - No, God. 323 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:13,120 I mean, I remember I had to go to Vegas for a week 324 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:17,680 and work at Nappy National Association of Television 325 00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:21,120 Programming Executives conference once a year 326 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:23,120 and I would have to be there for a week 327 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:26,160 and I remember one time they put us at the MGM 328 00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:30,240 and it was like the MGM is like a big city on its own. 329 00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:31,080 - Right. 330 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:32,000 - And you just walk out, you just wanna, 331 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:35,120 you go stir crazy, you feel unhealthy after a while. 332 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:36,600 After like day three, day four, 333 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:38,320 like you don't get to see the daylight. 334 00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:40,160 You're inside all the time. 335 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:42,000 It's not fun. 336 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,880 I don't know, like, it's so depressing to me. 337 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:47,640 When I'm leaving Vegas, you know, like on Sunday morning 338 00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:49,280 and I look around and I see these people 339 00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:51,080 that are just like in an up all night game, 340 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:53,640 like just sit there, it's like a depressing, 341 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,800 like I can't wait to get home and take a shower 342 00:12:55,800 --> 00:13:00,080 and just scrub these strippers and smoke off of me, you know? 343 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:05,440 - Okay, so bring me back to Don 344 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:07,080 and tell, finish that part of the story 345 00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:08,240 before we take them for a good break. 346 00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:10,080 - Well, so I'm just telling you about my weekend. 347 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:12,120 It really, like, but doesn't Don have to do 348 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:13,360 with how you got home? 349 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:17,360 - So basically, yeah, I mean, what happened was I got there 350 00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:20,240 and I stayed at Don's in Don's room 351 00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:22,920 so my, and my own entrance and whatever. 352 00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:25,120 I was there 24 hours, I wasn't there. 353 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:28,520 I got there at like three o'clock in the afternoon 354 00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:33,400 and then left at 4.35 o'clock the next day. 355 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:36,560 Was supposed to leave at 11.55 the next day, 356 00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:39,080 but because I didn't have my ID. 357 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:41,600 - Yeah. - So anyway, so what did you get there? 358 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:44,040 - So we go to the thing on Saturday night 359 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:47,560 and our pals were there. 360 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:51,080 So Lewis Juarez showed up. 361 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,320 - Love Lewis. 362 00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:54,080 - I saw the picture of him dying. 363 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:56,120 - Lewis, I was dying. 364 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:59,800 I know, by the time I saw him, I was like-- 365 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:01,120 - Did you meet his wife too? 366 00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:03,560 - Yeah, I don't remember. 367 00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:07,280 Maybe in the picture he posted, he said that the first thing 368 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,800 he said was, I'm sorry, I'm really fucked up right now. 369 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:11,800 - Yeah, because-- 370 00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:12,640 - Amazing. 371 00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:15,400 - Somebody gave me a head off of a joint 372 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:16,760 and before we left. 373 00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:19,880 And then, which is bad because I usually don't, 374 00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:21,280 I sound small pot. 375 00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:22,920 - Right. - I haven't smoked pot in a long time. 376 00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:25,480 - So then I had a little teeny hit of weed. 377 00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:28,400 Then now I'm like, that's it, like I'm done now. 378 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:33,240 I'm like, oh shit, you know, now I'm like really stoned. 379 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:34,560 But I pulled myself out of it. 380 00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:36,080 We go to the event. 381 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:41,080 And then, they gave me, I got a whiskey 382 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:43,320 and everybody's trying the whiskey drink 383 00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:46,520 and I'm drinking water in between. 384 00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:52,120 And then I did a shot of the 818. 385 00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:53,480 And then that was that. 386 00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:56,320 And then Lewis showed up and then I was like, sorry, 387 00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:58,720 I was, he showed up right when I was flying high 388 00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:00,040 and feeling good about myself. 389 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:04,240 - See, I can't with pot, I can't feel good. 390 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:08,160 Like, I have to be, I know we've talked about this a million times, 391 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:11,440 but I have to be just in four walls watching TV 392 00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:12,920 with no threat of having to interact 393 00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:14,800 with any outside forces. 394 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:17,000 I don't, I can't even need, I don't, 395 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:20,240 if the thought of even going to the store is very threatening. 396 00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:21,760 Like, if it was just taking a walk. 397 00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:23,440 I'm like, I can't, I'm not gonna rate. 398 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:24,280 - I know. 399 00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:25,840 - We have something rung up. 400 00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:26,680 - Right. 401 00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:27,520 - Like, what are you doing? 402 00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:28,360 - I can't, see? 403 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:29,200 - Oh, no. 404 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:32,520 - So the idea of even navigating from my hotel room, 405 00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:37,080 high, like, getting in a cab, am I walking? 406 00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:38,280 How would I find it? 407 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:40,680 Who somebody would need to lead me around like, 408 00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:41,520 I'm a toddler. 409 00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:42,560 - Right, I know. 410 00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:43,400 - Me too. 411 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:44,240 - That's why. 412 00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:45,240 - I would need a handler. 413 00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:46,760 Like, okay, here you are. 414 00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:47,760 We're at the bar. 415 00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:48,600 - Right. 416 00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:49,440 - I'd be like, don't leave me. 417 00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:50,600 - And don't talk to me. 418 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:51,840 (laughs) 419 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:52,840 - Don't make eye contact. 420 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:53,680 - Right. 421 00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:55,360 That's how I usually am. 422 00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:56,560 You know, here's the thing too. 423 00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:58,200 I hate with this weed nowadays, 424 00:15:58,200 --> 00:15:59,960 'cause people are like, oh, this week, 425 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,040 did we just talk about this? 426 00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:02,040 Were we talking about this? 427 00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:04,880 This weed's gonna make you feel like happy 428 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:07,040 and you get things done and you're productive. 429 00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:08,440 And then this weed's gonna melt away. 430 00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:09,760 - No, you have a met me. 431 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,320 - Everything is gonna be bad. 432 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:12,160 - Totally. 433 00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:13,080 It's all the same. 434 00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:16,120 So, and so I think to my, all right, here I go. 435 00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:18,000 And then I'm like, oh, it's still the same. 436 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,400 I feel paranoid. 437 00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:21,680 Am I talking new loud or whatever. 438 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:24,840 But I'm in Vegas, so it's a different kind of vibe. 439 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:26,280 And I'm on the go and I'm like, 440 00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:28,080 adrenaline's going. 441 00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:31,920 But I still was like, I was so tired when I got there, 442 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:32,760 by the way. 443 00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:36,480 And I just didn't, I wasn't, 444 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:39,840 I haven't been sleeping good because I go to my other place. 445 00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:41,200 And I don't know. 446 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:43,120 I just, I go through these days sometimes 447 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:45,440 where I just don't, I haven't been sleeping very good 448 00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:46,280 at my other house. 449 00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:48,800 So, so I was like the night before Vegas, 450 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,960 I'm thinking myself, okay, I wanna get a good night's sleep. 451 00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:52,000 Well, I didn't. 452 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,640 And so I got there tired. 453 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:57,560 So then we're drinking, we're having a good time. 454 00:16:57,560 --> 00:16:58,560 Lewis is there. 455 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,720 - Did you fly in a loan or with Don? 456 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,560 - I flew in a loan. 457 00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:03,400 - Uh-huh. 458 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:05,680 - Yeah, no, Don was there two days before I got there. 459 00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:06,520 - Oh boy, okay. 460 00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:08,480 - Yeah, she was there like in the middle of the week. 461 00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:10,920 - And then Patrick and, they all got there. 462 00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:11,760 They flew. 463 00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:13,800 They flew separately from the blue though. 464 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,320 And Jen drove. 465 00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:17,160 - Okay, so I get there. 466 00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:20,040 Yeah, and we get to the club that night. 467 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,200 So we get to the bar. 468 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:22,680 - And were you staying at the hotel? 469 00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:24,040 - Where the event was? 470 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:25,440 - No, we were at a different hotel. 471 00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:26,280 - Okay. 472 00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:28,760 - So, Lewis was there. 473 00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:30,800 Who else was there? 474 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:33,040 Oh, so David. 475 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:35,480 Heroes, son. 476 00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:37,080 - David, yes. 477 00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:39,320 - And he's a sweetie and he brought, 478 00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:40,920 I sent him a bottle. 479 00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:45,120 He bought a bottle of 818 and he asked if I would sign it. 480 00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:45,960 - Oh. 481 00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:48,080 - I know, but I didn't realize who it was for. 482 00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:50,480 Just Emmy said, here can you sign this bottle? 483 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:52,320 'Cause Emmy does our shipment. 484 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:56,760 And I signed it and then I found out later on it was for him. 485 00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:58,840 It was for his father and I was like, oh. 486 00:17:58,840 --> 00:17:59,680 Yeah. 487 00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:01,520 So then he brought the bottle. 488 00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:04,080 It wasn't opened and he was like, can you personalize it? 489 00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:06,520 So I personally, anyway, he sends his love to you. 490 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:07,360 - Oh. 491 00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:08,840 - And so does Lewis, by the way. 492 00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:09,680 - Oh. 493 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:12,080 - I know of some chalice. 494 00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:13,800 - You know, it was really cute. 495 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:14,640 It was really nice. 496 00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:16,520 And there was a bunch of other people that showed up 497 00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:21,520 and we had a good time and that was fun. 498 00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:24,160 And then we all went to eat. 499 00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:26,560 I took everybody to dinner at Nobu. 500 00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:29,000 - Did you really? 501 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:29,920 - Yes. 502 00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:30,760 Oh my God. 503 00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:33,680 - Yeah, because Don's guy at the casino, 504 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:37,000 Don's guy at the casino that gets her room, 505 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,680 her room was comped. 506 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:40,920 So then he was able to get me discount rooms 507 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:44,360 and then he called me the casino host and he said, 508 00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:46,480 "Hey, doll, you're coming to town." 509 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:48,840 I don't know if he'd talk like that, but he's like, 510 00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:50,200 "You know, we're gonna be very busy. 511 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:51,800 "Do you want reservations?" 512 00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:53,360 'Cause all our restaurants are gonna be booked. 513 00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:55,120 It's Memorial Day and I said, "Great. 514 00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:56,400 "Good idea." 515 00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:59,480 And I said, "All right, what restaurant you got?" 516 00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:00,720 And he's like, "Mr. Chal's?" 517 00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:02,000 I was like, "Uh, no." 518 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:02,760 He's like, "No, boo." 519 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:04,760 I was like, "What else you got?" 520 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:08,120 How about a food court for these people? 521 00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:09,480 - How about a shrimp cocktail? 522 00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:10,920 - Yes, right. 523 00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:12,320 And while we're gambling, 524 00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:14,400 what are we having in the days of Vegas? 525 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:17,720 - Can you get prime red for $2.99? 526 00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:18,560 - Yeah, no matter. 527 00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:19,560 - Is that not a thing anymore? 528 00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:21,480 - No, you gotta go downtown. 529 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:22,560 - You gotta go downtown. 530 00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:26,040 - Oh my God, Vegas was so great for poor people. 531 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:26,880 - Oh yeah, I know. 532 00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:28,760 When I was-- - You could eat and drink, 533 00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:31,240 you could bring $100 to Vegas. 534 00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:32,240 - Oh, hold on. - Gambling, 535 00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:33,560 have all meals. 536 00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:36,280 We would stay at, like, I'm not exaggerating. 537 00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:37,880 We would stay at like a motel six, 538 00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:40,960 like right off the strip for like, 1999 a night. 539 00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:43,160 - Yeah, 'cause they would always have some kind of special. 540 00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:44,280 - Yes, yeah. 541 00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:45,480 I'm not even kidding. 542 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:49,400 I remember the, what's the one that's like an Asian theme? 543 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:50,640 Really old though. 544 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:54,880 Can't remember, but it was so cheap. 545 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:56,720 - And yeah, it was on though, it was on the strip, 546 00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:58,400 but it was like the cheapest hotel in the strip. 547 00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:00,040 It was right next to the flamingo. 548 00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:00,880 - Yeah. - I can't remember. 549 00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:02,040 That's where we always stayed, 550 00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:03,040 I'll think of the name of it, 551 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:06,160 but it would literally be like $11 a night. 552 00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:07,240 - That's what we used to do. 553 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,200 We used to stay at like, you know, 554 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:12,840 lousy lairies and down down and like, it would be so cheap. 555 00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:13,840 Yeah, yeah. 556 00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:17,640 And then your meals were just like buffet would be like $1.99. 557 00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:18,480 - Right, yeah. 558 00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:19,880 - You can eat none of that anymore? 559 00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:21,600 - No, not really. 560 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:25,080 So it was a really nice, fun night. 561 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:26,960 Everybody says hi to you, Stephanie. 562 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:27,800 - That's so cool. 563 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:28,640 - Yeah. 564 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:31,320 So if we went to No Boom, we had a good time at dinner. 565 00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:33,640 - So first the event, the whiskey tasting, 566 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:34,960 then you go to No Boom for dinner. 567 00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:36,320 Took everybody to dinner. 568 00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:37,560 - Okay. - It was fun. 569 00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:39,920 So how many hands have Steve to dinner? 570 00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:41,320 - Don Steve. 571 00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:43,320 - Jen, patch, Don. 572 00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:44,160 - Don, me. 573 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,000 - Okay. 574 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,000 - And Shari, Patrick's wife. 575 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,000 - Okay. 576 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,560 So we had a nice dinner at No Boom. 577 00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:51,560 Very expensive. 578 00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:52,560 (laughing) 579 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:54,560 I was literally gonna say, 580 00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:57,280 were you like, was your butt clenching up a little bit? 581 00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:58,200 Like every time they're like, 582 00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:00,240 "Let's get another role!" 583 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:03,280 - I'm the one that was doing that, yeah, right? 584 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:04,880 I was so hungry and I was like, 585 00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:06,800 "Yeah, I get that way with my kids." 586 00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:07,800 But I'm like, really? 587 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,240 Yeah, I'm talking about those fancy roles. 588 00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:11,240 Can you just have like, just have another other salmon? 589 00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:12,240 You know what, Stephanie? 590 00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:14,960 A bunch of shots will really help that. 591 00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:16,880 Yeah, it makes the bill go down easy. 592 00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:19,200 (laughing) 593 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:20,600 Okay. - So it was all right. 594 00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:21,760 - All right. 595 00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:23,040 Plus it's a write off. 596 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:23,920 It's a write off. 597 00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:25,840 And also I didn't have to pay for my room. 598 00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:29,040 Like, Don gave me a room, like, yeah, I mean it was okay. 599 00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:29,880 Okay. 600 00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:32,760 So then we did some gambling. 601 00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:36,880 And then at some point everybody's like, 602 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:38,720 "Yeah, let's go to the strip club." 603 00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:39,560 All right. 604 00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:43,200 Now, I was like into it when I was younger. 605 00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:44,520 I'm tired now. 606 00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:47,880 I was like, "I kind of wanted to go to bed, 607 00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:51,520 but we were in Vegas for one night." 608 00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:52,960 Everybody, I mean, it was like, 609 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:55,720 "I've been to Vegas, yes, last weekend I was there." 610 00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:56,960 Was I in Vegas last weekend? 611 00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:57,800 Yes, I was. 612 00:21:57,800 --> 00:21:59,000 "Am I going again this weekend?" 613 00:21:59,000 --> 00:21:59,840 Yes, I am. 614 00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:00,680 But you know what? 615 00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:02,200 I still pulled it together 616 00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:04,480 and went to Crazy Horse 3 on Saturday night. 617 00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:05,320 Okay. 618 00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:07,240 Okay, because that's what a trooper I am. 619 00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:09,440 So you're somewhat of a hero. 620 00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:10,280 Thank you. 621 00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:12,440 Not all heroes were capes. 622 00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:13,640 That's right. 623 00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:14,480 Good for you. 624 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:15,480 Thank you. 625 00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:16,480 Good for you. 626 00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:17,480 Thank you. 627 00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:18,480 Made it to the strip club. 628 00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:19,920 Saw some boobs. 629 00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:21,080 Yes, I did. 630 00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:24,520 So we went there and just, but basically, 631 00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:27,320 Jen and I just sat there, everybody else left us. 632 00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:31,480 I don't, I thought, I think maybe it was kind of, 633 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:33,600 probably uncomfortable for some, 634 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:36,640 well, Patrick's with his wife, so they went off 635 00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:38,960 and then doing, they went off like, 636 00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:41,560 to a corner of the bar where they didn't come with you. 637 00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:44,080 Well, no, they were there in the Crazy Horse 638 00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:45,400 'cause we all came together. 639 00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:47,760 'Cause usually these strip clubs are on the, you know, 640 00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:49,720 on the edge of town as Bruce would say. 641 00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:52,680 Like they're off the beaten path a little bit, 642 00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:54,960 so everybody's got to get in the car and go. 643 00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:56,760 Right, you know, there's no like, 644 00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:58,320 "Hey, I walk over and meet you after I'm back." 645 00:22:58,320 --> 00:22:59,160 I'm betting it. 646 00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:00,880 Patrick's wife was like, 647 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:01,720 "I'm gonna go back into it." 648 00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:03,800 'Cause remember how she's right, 649 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,760 trying to wake up his sex drive a little bit? 650 00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:06,600 Yes. 651 00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:08,040 She was probably like, he was probably like, 652 00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:09,040 "Can we just come back to the room?" 653 00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:10,560 "I'm gonna sleep right." 654 00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:12,560 And she's like, "Absolutely not. 655 00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:15,040 "We are going into a goddamn strip club. 656 00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:17,240 "You are gonna see some tits and ass, 657 00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:18,080 "which kills you." 658 00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:18,920 Right. 659 00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:22,280 And he's like, it just might, it just might kill me. 660 00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:23,960 We should have Patrick on tired. 661 00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:25,560 We should have Patrick on. 662 00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:27,760 Yeah, no, yeah, they were, they were, 663 00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:29,240 so we got our table. 664 00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:33,760 We sat down, but then slowly but surely it was just Jennifer 665 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:36,320 and I just left like the two of us. 666 00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:37,520 And Jen's never been really, 667 00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:39,240 'cause there's second time at a strip club 668 00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:41,840 and then she's like, "Oh, you know, she's like, 669 00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:42,680 "Hmm." 670 00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:43,720 She's like, "Oh, so they don't get all naked. 671 00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:45,120 "Oh, that's fine." 672 00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:47,840 There's like a bunch of different stages 673 00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:49,960 and there, you know, these girls are dancing all 674 00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:51,360 on different stages and stuff. 675 00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:53,520 And then she's like, 676 00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:55,760 "I just, now I guess I don't feel so bad 677 00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:57,760 "about my body after." 678 00:23:57,760 --> 00:24:00,400 One thing she said, I remember, there's a positive. 679 00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:02,960 Then this girl comes over. 680 00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:03,800 Right. 681 00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:06,960 So then, so then they see two girls just sitting by us. 682 00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:07,960 We're just sitting there. 683 00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:09,880 I'm not in any mood to get a lap dance. 684 00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:11,040 I already just spent, 685 00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:13,360 I just got killed over at the Nobu restaurant. 686 00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:14,200 Right. 687 00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:15,040 And the last thing I wanted to do was man, 688 00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:18,120 but a couple hundred dollars for chosen 689 00:24:18,120 --> 00:24:20,840 with a Z to give me a lap dance. 690 00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:22,080 Right. 691 00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:23,480 So Jen was like, 692 00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:25,960 this girl, so a couple girls come over 693 00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:30,960 and I don't, so they were trying to talk us into 694 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:34,440 like two for one or whatever and Jen and I are like, 695 00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:35,840 "No, no, no, no, no, we're just like chilling. 696 00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:37,400 "We're just relaxing." 697 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:39,160 Like, you know, our friends are having fun. 698 00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:42,280 We're just, see, this is where I would get like, 699 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:44,800 even strip clubs, it's a business, you know? 700 00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:45,640 Totally. 701 00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:49,360 I feel like you'd be on basically a car lot, you know, 702 00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:50,840 that they'd be like, all right, who's up? 703 00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:52,280 Well, look at these next suckers. 704 00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:53,120 Okay. 705 00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:54,120 And then they would just hand you in, 706 00:24:54,120 --> 00:24:56,160 how would you make you feel bad about yourself? 707 00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:57,400 Like, what do you got in a sex drive? 708 00:24:57,400 --> 00:24:58,560 What do you like women? 709 00:24:58,560 --> 00:24:59,400 The anti-women? 710 00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:00,240 Yeah. 711 00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:02,000 Like until you're like, okay, 712 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,040 you're fucking dance for me now. 713 00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:03,880 Right now, I know. 714 00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:04,720 Okay. 715 00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:07,080 And now, like now, you want another song? 716 00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:10,680 They don't even dance like, like, I was like, okay, you know, 717 00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:12,840 here's 20 bucks to do it and they're like, nah, 718 00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:15,480 they want to take you to the back room. 719 00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:17,960 They don't even want to dance for you there for $30. 720 00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:19,720 They want to take you someplace else. 721 00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:20,560 What's happening? 722 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:21,920 I don't want to take you and shake you down 723 00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:23,960 in someplace where nobody can see, I guess. 724 00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:24,800 I don't know. 725 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:27,720 I mean, like, I guess they think you're gonna spend more money 726 00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:28,720 in the back room. 727 00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:30,800 I was like, I'm not falling for that. 728 00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:32,640 Jen, you don't fall for that either, by the way. 729 00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:33,840 And do they walk around? 730 00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:35,120 This is what I'm imagining. 731 00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:37,960 I'm imagining they walk around with their square, 732 00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:40,080 like so that you can just run your credit card. 733 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:41,800 You know, that's another thing. 734 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:43,440 No, I don't know. 735 00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:44,880 I think it is all cash. 736 00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:45,720 I don't know. 737 00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:47,280 I didn't pay for anything at that point. 738 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:52,400 Although I had to put my ID and my credit card down. 739 00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:53,240 Okay. 740 00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:54,600 So we could sit down. 741 00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:56,560 We couldn't even get inside to sit down 742 00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:58,000 unless they take your credit card. 743 00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:58,840 Okay. 744 00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:03,080 So of course they, you know, here's where my anxiety kicks in. 745 00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:04,080 Right. 746 00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:05,080 After the note down. 747 00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:07,280 You know, I have a thing about like not having my ID, 748 00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:09,080 my like losing my purse. 749 00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:10,080 Yes. 750 00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:11,720 Well, I mean, yeah, it's like, 751 00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:14,280 I know everybody does, but it's the worst. 752 00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:15,280 It's the worst with me. 753 00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:18,760 Oh, it's the, for me, Ooty, like the phone or the purse. 754 00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:19,760 Right. 755 00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:22,720 I mean, it's just, but it's not my first time losing shit 756 00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:23,720 at this point. 757 00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:24,720 I know. 758 00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:25,720 I know. 759 00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:28,680 So, and you're just a more laid back person than I am in general. 760 00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:29,680 Yeah. 761 00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:32,360 So like, I gave them my credit card and my ID. 762 00:26:32,360 --> 00:26:33,360 Right. 763 00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:37,760 And then we went and got a table and then we were there for, I don't know, like maybe two 764 00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:38,760 hours. 765 00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:39,760 I don't know how long we were there. 766 00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:40,760 You lose time. 767 00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:41,760 Yes. 768 00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:42,760 It's Vegas. 769 00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:43,760 Like you lose weekends. 770 00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:44,760 Yeah. 771 00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:48,320 And then, uh, so we're just sitting there and the, so Jen's like trying to talk to the 772 00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:51,160 girl about her like outfit or something. 773 00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:52,160 I don't know. 774 00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:53,160 I don't know. 775 00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:56,240 Jen's like, oh, I realize that they don't really want a chit chat with you. 776 00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:59,720 No, they don't want to get down to business to the brass tax. 777 00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:00,720 Right. 778 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:04,680 And, and I said, well, I'm not, if you want to, I'm not, I don't want to, and I don't 779 00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:05,680 need it. 780 00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:11,640 She was trying to like tell them, no, but then like her, so then she, she had to tell Jen 781 00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:14,720 her name was chosen with a Z. 782 00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:17,720 Then she was like, oh, then Jen's like, is that your real name? 783 00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:18,720 Is that your chosen name? 784 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:19,720 Is that your chosen name? 785 00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:23,440 She's like, no, her name was, uh, Twana was a real name. 786 00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:27,840 Sorry, Twana, but anyway, don't, that's not her last name. 787 00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:33,640 So we were hanging out and they realized they weren't getting anywhere pretty fast with 788 00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:35,560 Jen and I, right? 789 00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:40,520 Um, and then, uh, and then Dylan left and then he came back and I was like, all right, 790 00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:41,520 can we go? 791 00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:42,520 I was so tired. 792 00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:46,400 I remember saying a few times throughout the night, I think I'm going to go back to 793 00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:47,400 the hotel. 794 00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:48,760 Oh, no, no, no, no. 795 00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:52,160 You know when you do that, when you're trying to get out of it and you're like, I can, 796 00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:53,360 I'm going to go back to the hotel. 797 00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:55,120 I think you guys, you guys go have fun. 798 00:27:55,120 --> 00:27:56,720 No, no, no, no, no. 799 00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:58,320 Stay, stay, stay. 800 00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:05,440 Well I still remember when we went to San Francisco, you, Kaylin was Dylan with no, Kaylin 801 00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:10,840 Patrick, you and, and Sheree all drunk. 802 00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:16,600 And I was like, I, I'm going to go to bed and all, all y'all were like, what? 803 00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:18,040 No, you're not. 804 00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:20,680 Kaylin was the drunkest I've seen. 805 00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:22,280 He was like, come on. 806 00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:23,920 Let's have one more drink. 807 00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:24,920 One more drink. 808 00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:27,200 I'm like, you guys, it's 2 a.m. 809 00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:28,840 Like I have, I don't drink. 810 00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:30,720 So like I already did a show. 811 00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:31,720 Right. 812 00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:35,200 Creep show post show was at a bar for a while. 813 00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:37,080 I'm like, I'm done. 814 00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:41,160 You guys were like, hell, no, Kaylin was feeling good about himself because he did his 815 00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:42,560 first, uh, stand up. 816 00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:43,560 Yeah, yeah. 817 00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:44,560 Yeah. 818 00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:45,560 Yes, you sure did. 819 00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:47,560 Yeah, did you do anything? 820 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:49,240 Yeah, I did do anything since. 821 00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:50,800 Uh, I tried to do another set. 822 00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:52,960 I opened for Joe Koi one time. 823 00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:53,960 Hmm. 824 00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:54,960 It did not go nearly as well. 825 00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:58,160 Oh, it was in front of a way bigger audience. 826 00:28:58,160 --> 00:28:59,160 Well, that seems hard. 827 00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:01,480 That was the last time I tried to, yeah, do that. 828 00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:02,480 Yeah. 829 00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:03,480 Well, we should do it again. 830 00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:05,280 We got to stick with us with the loving crowd. 831 00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:06,280 Yes. 832 00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:07,280 Right. 833 00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:09,440 With the supportive people that are, that are excited to see you. 834 00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:10,440 Right. 835 00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:11,440 Exactly. 836 00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:12,440 And have some jokes. 837 00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:13,440 So kidding. 838 00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:14,440 Anyway, yes. 839 00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:17,560 So I understand the feeling of just wanting to go to sleep. 840 00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:20,760 That's all I wanted to do is go back to the hotel and go to sleep. 841 00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:26,520 Um, then finally, we just ran, we, so I was so tired when somebody said, let's go. 842 00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:28,040 I was like, yeah, let's go. 843 00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:32,920 And then we just left and we went and, and I went back to the hotel and I passed out. 844 00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:36,840 And then I remember waking up like 630 going, holy shit. 845 00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:40,760 I don't think I signed out and I didn't. 846 00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:43,520 So then I called, so Dylan, have you ordered stuff? 847 00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:45,520 Like did you have stuff on your bill? 848 00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:47,200 No, I didn't order anything. 849 00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:53,440 Somebody got, I think, I think Patrick and Dylan got us drinks, but I didn't have, they 850 00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:54,640 put it on their own tab. 851 00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:56,640 Oh, no, I probably put it on my tab. 852 00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:57,800 I put it on my tab. 853 00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:58,800 Okay. 854 00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:01,440 But it wasn't very much because everybody, as soon as we got there, everybody left us. 855 00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:03,040 It was just Jen and I just sitting there. 856 00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:04,040 Right. 857 00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:09,040 And then we left and then went back to the hotel and woke up and then I had a plane at 858 00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:13,480 1150 on Judd Sweet, which by the way, too, Judd Sweet is so nice. 859 00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:18,160 Because when you leave Vegas, I don't know, you know, what people know, what it's like coming 860 00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:24,080 back from Vegas, but you got to go to that Vegas airport, Southwest, the security line 861 00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:30,640 on a Sunday morning from Vegas to Burbank or LA is just, it just is a nightmare. 862 00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:32,560 It's always long. 863 00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:37,720 And with Judd Sweet, you got, again, you go to the hangar, you just give him your name, 864 00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:39,720 you sit down, you have, we're going to miss that flight. 865 00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:40,720 We're going to miss that flight. 866 00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:41,720 We're going to miss that flight. 867 00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:42,720 We're going to miss that flight. 868 00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:48,760 Well, they were, I thought slip strip clubs were open 24 hours, apparently they're not, but 869 00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:49,920 there was somebody there. 870 00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:57,640 I could have went and got it, but by the time I was going to go get it at 630, I woke up, 871 00:30:57,640 --> 00:30:58,840 I realized I didn't have it. 872 00:30:58,840 --> 00:30:59,840 I went back to sleep. 873 00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:06,360 I woke up at like nine and and there was a lot of, so, so then I called Dylan and I was 874 00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:07,840 not in any mood to get up. 875 00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:11,560 I was starving and I was like, can you see if there's other flights? 876 00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:15,280 So there's another flight at like 430, so I got on that on Southwest. 877 00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:17,560 So you went to and got your ID? 878 00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:18,720 So then I, yes. 879 00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:24,960 So then I went, got my ID and on the way to the airport and got on in South, got to the 880 00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:29,760 airport like an hour and a half, two hours early before going home. 881 00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:34,840 So I sat at the airport like exhausted by myself too, which is the worst. 882 00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:38,600 Like after you have a fun weekend like that in your, the worst is traveling home, you 883 00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:40,040 know, the next day. 884 00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:44,680 But I was like, but at least you have a friend with you to be like hungover with on the plane 885 00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:46,080 or on the drive home. 886 00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:47,080 Right. 887 00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:48,080 Now is by myself. 888 00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:49,680 Jen had a drive home by herself. 889 00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:51,400 She took her eight hours to get home. 890 00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:52,880 Oh my God. 891 00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:53,880 Yeah. 892 00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:59,080 Eight hours with traffic and cold road closures and poor girl. 893 00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:00,080 Ha, da. 894 00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:01,080 Yeah. 895 00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:02,080 I know. 896 00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:05,480 I was like in my, in my house and air conditioning, she was still on the road. 897 00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:07,240 I am too old for that. 898 00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:08,240 I know. 899 00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:10,240 I was a little old for all of this whole story. 900 00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:13,320 I was like, two, even two that was young. 901 00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:16,320 I was kind of an old person, even when I was, you know, I mean, don't get me wrong. 902 00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:22,760 I loved going to strip clubs, but I was always also sort of obsessed with like, like, can 903 00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:25,000 you have cellulite and still be a stripper? 904 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,600 Well, that's what Jen was saying. 905 00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:29,840 Because I really wanted to remember that story. 906 00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:31,800 How a girl tried to talk me into it. 907 00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:35,440 And I was so on the cusp of like thinking it was a good idea. 908 00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:36,760 But I was like, you don't understand. 909 00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:40,240 Like I have a really big butt with a lot of cellulite. 910 00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:42,440 Like I just don't think that's going to be a good look. 911 00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:44,520 And it's not, you'd be surprised. 912 00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:49,160 I, well, I was, I mean, I guess what the, the girl was trying to tell me. 913 00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:51,320 She's like, no, you don't understand the lighting. 914 00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:52,320 It's kind of dark. 915 00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:54,360 I was like, hey, no amount of lighting. 916 00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:55,880 I'm going to cure my butt. 917 00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:56,880 I could be surprised. 918 00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:57,880 Yeah. 919 00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:01,320 Now, there was, you can, you know, if you pay attention, if you're like Jen and I are 920 00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:05,400 just sitting there going, where is everybody looking at these strippers and then Jen going, 921 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,880 I don't feel so bad about my body anyway. 922 00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:13,080 And she's a beautiful girl like, yeah, he, he, you don't have to be perfect to be a stripper. 923 00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:14,080 Right. 924 00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:18,120 But it's tough and as a notion that I was, that was the only thing putting me out of the 925 00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:19,120 race. 926 00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:22,520 I'm like, no, my butt, like my boobs. 927 00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:24,920 Yeah, I have natural, natural boobs. 928 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:25,920 Right. 929 00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:27,920 But I was like, the butt part is going to be what kills me. 930 00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:30,080 Like, they're, I'm not going to get tips. 931 00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:33,720 And I really was like calculating how much would I need to make? 932 00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:34,720 Like is it worth it? 933 00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:41,560 And I remember asking really specifically like how, because my whole thing that also caught 934 00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:45,280 me up was, but how am I going to learn how to dance on the pole? 935 00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:46,280 Quick enough to, right? 936 00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:48,320 Who, how do you do that for the first time? 937 00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:49,640 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 938 00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:51,240 And then the girl was like, ah, you just do it. 939 00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:52,240 You just like fake it. 940 00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:55,640 And to me, this was no different than trying to wing it on stage as a comment. 941 00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:56,640 Right. 942 00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:57,640 I was like, something I will not do. 943 00:33:57,640 --> 00:33:58,640 I need to script. 944 00:33:58,640 --> 00:33:59,800 I need to know exactly. 945 00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:01,840 I need to choreograph some moves. 946 00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:03,360 There was no S factor. 947 00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:04,360 There was no stripper. 948 00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:05,360 Stripping. 949 00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:06,360 Right, right. 950 00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:09,840 There was no like stripping as exercise classes back then. 951 00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:10,840 We're talking. 952 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:11,840 Yeah. 953 00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:12,840 90, early 90s. 954 00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:14,320 Yeah, there was none of that. 955 00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:16,400 No, it was not cool. 956 00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:18,040 It was still something sort of CD. 957 00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:19,040 Yeah, it was. 958 00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:20,040 It was. 959 00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:21,040 And I was fine with that. 960 00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:22,040 Right. 961 00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:23,040 Me too. 962 00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:24,040 I thought about it for like a day. 963 00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:26,960 She was like, oh, you just go to Vegas and you just like, you just get up there. 964 00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:28,280 I was like, just get up there. 965 00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:29,280 Have you met me? 966 00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:30,480 Like, I have a lot of anxiety. 967 00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:33,120 I'm going to be having anxiety about my body. 968 00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:34,320 What am I going to do with the poll? 969 00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:35,320 Can I avoid the poll? 970 00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:36,320 Right. 971 00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:37,320 Maybe you can do it without the poll. 972 00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:39,720 Well, I asked her, can you just do lap dances? 973 00:34:39,720 --> 00:34:42,280 Because I'm like, that seems sort of easy to figure out. 974 00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:43,280 Right. 975 00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:44,280 Right. 976 00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:47,120 You just climb on their lap and like, you know, grind around. 977 00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:48,120 I can do that. 978 00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:49,360 If your boobs in their face. 979 00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:50,360 Right. 980 00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:52,880 That's all about that's fine. 981 00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:55,160 She's like, everybody has to go up though. 982 00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:59,680 She's like, that's kind of how you get the business for the lap dances is you, you, they cycle 983 00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:03,400 through all the girls, you're going to have to go up and do a little poll dance at least 984 00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:04,400 twice a night. 985 00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:05,400 Right. 986 00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:07,400 And that's where I was like, well, I guess I'm out. 987 00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:08,400 I'm out. 988 00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:09,400 Yeah. 989 00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:12,640 That's too shy too. 990 00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:13,640 I know. 991 00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:17,720 And people are like, you should be a stripper when I like even I was in my 20s. 992 00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:18,720 Totally. 993 00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:19,720 You would have been a great stripper. 994 00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:20,720 Yeah. 995 00:35:20,720 --> 00:35:22,760 Skinny with the big boobs and the name. 996 00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:23,760 Look at me. 997 00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:27,520 I'm all like, let's go back in time and get you out there on the poll. 998 00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:29,320 Come on, man. 999 00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:30,320 You're wasting time. 1000 00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:32,320 You still do it. 1001 00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:35,240 I, yeah, I get still do it. 1002 00:35:35,240 --> 00:35:37,760 Let's start a new reality show. 1003 00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:40,400 Women in their 50s get back up there and do their stripper. 1004 00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:41,400 Yeah, side hustle. 1005 00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:43,880 Kaelin, you with us for this? 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1057 00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:27,600 My weekend to be in pat and my place, my little bungalow. 1058 00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:29,840 So thank God. 1059 00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:35,880 And it was weird because it was my like first three day weekend as a separate, as a, you 1060 00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:39,960 know, not a married woman, I guess. 1061 00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:46,240 And so Adam was with the kids and I was like, oh, so I don't know, that's too many things. 1062 00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:47,240 Hmm. 1063 00:38:47,240 --> 00:38:50,560 So yeah, I just slept pretty much. 1064 00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:52,400 Podcasts, listen to podcasts. 1065 00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:53,760 No, I slept. 1066 00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:54,760 I stayed in bed. 1067 00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:56,040 I didn't do anything. 1068 00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:57,720 I was so tired. 1069 00:38:57,720 --> 00:39:01,640 I've been, because I didn't sleep like days leading into Vegas. 1070 00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:02,640 What did I do? 1071 00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:05,120 I just talked on the phone. 1072 00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:07,040 Mmm, that's about it. 1073 00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:08,040 Sprelaxed. 1074 00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:09,040 That's nice. 1075 00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:11,520 What'd you do this three day weekend? 1076 00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:12,840 Oh my gosh. 1077 00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:14,520 Okay. 1078 00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:17,680 I took Zander clothes shopping. 1079 00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:18,680 You did. 1080 00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:26,520 I'm doing the hands-wing the things excitement level strip club in Vegas, taking my son to 1081 00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:28,680 the to pay them all. 1082 00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:32,520 So I guess what I'm trying to say, Lynette is my weekend was pretty exciting. 1083 00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:33,520 Really? 1084 00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:34,520 Yeah. 1085 00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:36,960 I'd rather have been into paying them all. 1086 00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:39,280 No, it was really cute. 1087 00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:47,280 So Zander, he's gone through a little grocery and none of his clothes, like he basically 1088 00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:48,920 just wears sweatpants. 1089 00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:49,920 He's like me. 1090 00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:50,920 Yes. 1091 00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:54,560 He's like a 40-50-year-old woman who just wears drawstring, but he just wears anything with an 1092 00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:55,560 elastic waistband. 1093 00:39:55,560 --> 00:40:00,360 So his jeans got too small and he just, he doesn't have any, he likes all his clothes to 1094 00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:01,360 be just comfortable. 1095 00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:02,360 Right. 1096 00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:03,880 So does this, is this so exciting? 1097 00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:07,720 Shorts with elastic waistband, holster, shorts and t-shirts. 1098 00:40:07,720 --> 00:40:13,160 But as you might remember about Zander, he's also kind of a brand-ho. 1099 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:15,400 And he doesn't, he gets in and out of stuff. 1100 00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:16,400 So like, holester? 1101 00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:17,240 No. 1102 00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:18,240 No more. 1103 00:40:18,240 --> 00:40:19,240 What's the new one? 1104 00:40:19,240 --> 00:40:21,120 Like, what are they like now? 1105 00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:22,920 What are these age? 1106 00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:35,520 He likes like skater brands, thrasher and like stuff from like Dickies, skate stores, vans. 1107 00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:37,320 So he's tough. 1108 00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:39,080 He's a tough to shop for. 1109 00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:40,080 Yeah. 1110 00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:43,880 But so I brought him, so but he needs je- so he doesn't have any jeans. 1111 00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:44,880 He had a- 1112 00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:46,880 So while he- 1113 00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:48,360 He wants some, he wanted some jeans. 1114 00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:49,360 Okay. 1115 00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:50,360 Because he likes to dress cool. 1116 00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:51,360 Yeah. 1117 00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:53,400 So he doesn't only want to be in like shorts. 1118 00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:58,600 Of course, me being the mom, I'm like, where are you gonna wear jeans to? 1119 00:40:58,600 --> 00:40:59,600 You're not gonna wear them. 1120 00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:00,920 Like I'm gonna buy you jeans. 1121 00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:01,920 Right. 1122 00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:02,920 And you're never gonna wear them. 1123 00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:03,920 Where are we going? 1124 00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:04,920 Right. 1125 00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:08,600 Like as far as his 13 year old self is concerned, it's still basically a pandemic. 1126 00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:09,600 They can't do that much. 1127 00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:10,600 Right. 1128 00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:11,600 There's nothing happening. 1129 00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:12,600 I know. 1130 00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:15,880 He requires putting on a pair of pants with a bike, right? 1131 00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:16,880 Right. 1132 00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:17,880 But whatever he wants them. 1133 00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:20,400 So, you know, and he doesn't ask for that much. 1134 00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:22,840 So I took him to American Eagle. 1135 00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:23,840 Yeah. 1136 00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:24,840 And we were walking around. 1137 00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:25,840 Yeah. 1138 00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:31,560 And I honestly was like, I wouldn't even know what size he is at this point. 1139 00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:36,760 So because I'm still- you know, you think of your kids, even though he's a teen, I still think 1140 00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:37,760 of him as a kid, right? 1141 00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:38,760 Right. 1142 00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:40,560 Where I would go shop for him in the boys section. 1143 00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:41,560 Right. 1144 00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:47,880 He's at that age where he's a man size, but like the smallest. 1145 00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:48,880 Uh-huh. 1146 00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:49,880 He's still pretty short. 1147 00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:50,880 Yeah. 1148 00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:51,880 So anyway, they're in between. 1149 00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:52,880 They're in between. 1150 00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:53,880 They're in it. 1151 00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:54,880 That's like that too. 1152 00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:55,880 Yeah. 1153 00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:56,880 Yeah. 1154 00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:57,880 So the guy who was working there was so nice. 1155 00:41:57,880 --> 00:41:58,880 I was like, what size do you think he is? 1156 00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:06,720 And he was like, oh, he is a, you know, a 26 or a 28 waist at 28 length. 1157 00:42:06,720 --> 00:42:07,720 Right. 1158 00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:08,720 Yeah. 1159 00:42:08,720 --> 00:42:11,520 So we sent him in with a couple different pairs of jeans and he put them on and he looked 1160 00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:12,520 so cute. 1161 00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:13,520 They fit him perfect. 1162 00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:18,880 Just so he knows what to, because like, does Sadie want to go and pick them out outfits? 1163 00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:22,320 Like I got like with Natalia wanting to buy sunny outfits and then sunny ever. 1164 00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:25,040 So he does not really like shopping. 1165 00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:27,040 She likes, you know what? 1166 00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:30,920 She likes to just buy stuff off that website, Shine. 1167 00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:32,440 Right. 1168 00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:33,880 She likes to just pick stuff out. 1169 00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:34,880 Yeah. 1170 00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:37,720 And then she doesn't want to go, she doesn't want to go shopping. 1171 00:42:37,720 --> 00:42:39,080 She doesn't want to try stuff on. 1172 00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:40,080 Yes. 1173 00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:42,440 So still really hit our miss with fitting rooms. 1174 00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:43,440 I know. 1175 00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:44,440 Some of them are open. 1176 00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:45,440 Some of them are not. 1177 00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:46,440 Yeah. 1178 00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:47,440 Yeah. 1179 00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:49,920 So American Eagle, the fitting rooms were open and that was a big draw. 1180 00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:51,320 The guy was like, we have fitting rooms. 1181 00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:52,320 I was like, all right. 1182 00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:53,320 Send us in with some stuff. 1183 00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:54,320 Right. 1184 00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:55,920 So he went in and he, he found two pairs. 1185 00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:56,920 He's very particular. 1186 00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:57,920 He knows what he likes. 1187 00:42:57,920 --> 00:42:58,920 That's good. 1188 00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:02,920 So he got two pairs of jeans and then I got him some shoes, some like kind of skater, 1189 00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:06,320 van, all black, black, this part. 1190 00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:07,320 What do you call that part? 1191 00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:13,160 The, the, the, the base, the rubber sole, black, black, suede. 1192 00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:14,160 They're very cool. 1193 00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:15,480 They're on sale. 1194 00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:19,320 Everything was on, uh, well, okay. 1195 00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:22,320 So anyway, decked him out. 1196 00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:24,440 Only found one t-shirt, but he was all happy. 1197 00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:27,120 But of course he's never, he hasn't worn it since. 1198 00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:28,880 Well, that was like Friday afternoon. 1199 00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:29,880 Yeah. 1200 00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:30,880 Yeah. 1201 00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:31,880 Well, yeah, that's what I'm saying. 1202 00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:33,960 I was like, see you weren't going anywhere. 1203 00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:34,960 Right. 1204 00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:35,960 But it was fun. 1205 00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:36,960 I felt like I was a bond with him. 1206 00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:40,080 It's fun to go and do something that they want to do the bond. 1207 00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:45,760 Like, sunny doesn't want to go shopping and, you know, Xander, this was like a once, I 1208 00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:48,320 haven't taken him shopping in a really long time. 1209 00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:49,320 Yeah. 1210 00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:52,360 But you know, it's kind of fun because you get to hear some of the school tee. 1211 00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:53,360 Mm-hmm. 1212 00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:54,360 Right. 1213 00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:56,280 And he's been going, he's been going one day a week. 1214 00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:57,280 One day a week. 1215 00:43:57,280 --> 00:44:00,600 Once our last day, this week? 1216 00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:02,240 No. 1217 00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:06,840 So this, so they go Wednesday and then they go, I think next Wednesday would be their 1218 00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:08,520 last one. 1219 00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:10,240 I think my kids are done this week. 1220 00:44:10,240 --> 00:44:11,240 Oh, really? 1221 00:44:11,240 --> 00:44:12,240 Mm-hmm. 1222 00:44:12,240 --> 00:44:13,240 Yeah. 1223 00:44:13,240 --> 00:44:15,080 I think they have Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. 1224 00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:16,240 That's it. 1225 00:44:16,240 --> 00:44:20,560 I think Albi has this week and the next week was supposed to be finals, but most of the 1226 00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:23,080 teachers made the finals projects. 1227 00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:24,080 Oh, really? 1228 00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:25,800 So they have like a final project. 1229 00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:26,800 Right. 1230 00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:30,120 So she's busy doing that, but then I think she won't have to sit for any finals. 1231 00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:31,120 Oh, okay. 1232 00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:32,680 But she's not in person at all. 1233 00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:33,680 She's not. 1234 00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:34,680 Mm-hmm. 1235 00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:36,520 And then back in the fall. 1236 00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:37,520 Yeah. 1237 00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:42,280 In person, starting in August. 1238 00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:44,200 I mean, I hope so. 1239 00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:45,680 I would think so. 1240 00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:47,920 L-A-U-S-D though. 1241 00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:48,920 I don't know. 1242 00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:49,920 We have an hour. 1243 00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:50,920 We have an hour. 1244 00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:52,320 These teachers are going to be like, we're not going to, I don't know, I don't know what 1245 00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:55,640 angle the teachers are going to like take. 1246 00:44:55,640 --> 00:45:00,520 I don't know if they're going to say like, we're not coming back or we don't feel safe. 1247 00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:03,800 I don't know or if they're going to come because hybrid. 1248 00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:04,800 I don't know. 1249 00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:05,800 I don't know. 1250 00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:08,320 I mean, God, please let them come back. 1251 00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:09,320 I would think so. 1252 00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:11,520 I mean, everything is coming back. 1253 00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:13,200 The Broadway is open today. 1254 00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:15,120 Do you know that? 1255 00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:16,120 No. 1256 00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:17,120 Yeah. 1257 00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:18,120 That's the opposite. 1258 00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:19,120 That's the opposite today. 1259 00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:22,560 Like Broadway as of this month. 1260 00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:28,520 I mean, as of the 15th, no masks in California unless small businesses want to endorse it. 1261 00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:29,520 Can you believe it? 1262 00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:30,520 I mean, in Florida. 1263 00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:34,240 I mean, in Florida, the entire world stopped for over a year. 1264 00:45:34,240 --> 00:45:35,240 I know. 1265 00:45:35,240 --> 00:45:40,360 Now it's like this week, I think stuff starting, like really open back up again. 1266 00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:44,920 Sadie's friend came over yesterday who is, was real. 1267 00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:50,680 This was the friend that Sadie could only see like in her backyard for like two hours. 1268 00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:54,200 She came in our house yesterday and it was a huge deal. 1269 00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:55,200 Oh, really? 1270 00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:56,200 Yeah. 1271 00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:57,200 That's nice. 1272 00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:58,200 Yeah. 1273 00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:00,800 I mean, she's vaccinated, but she's had one shot. 1274 00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:02,640 Sadie and Zander have had one shot. 1275 00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:05,360 They get their second shot this Thursday. 1276 00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:06,360 Nice. 1277 00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:07,360 Yeah. 1278 00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:10,360 Oh yeah, Natalia's getting her second shot this week. 1279 00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:11,360 Yeah. 1280 00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:12,360 I mean, so exciting. 1281 00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:13,360 It is exciting. 1282 00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:14,360 I know. 1283 00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:15,360 Oh my God, I'm excited. 1284 00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:16,360 Yeah. 1285 00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:18,960 The whole family will be 100% vaccinated. 1286 00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:20,840 Isn't that awesome? 1287 00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:22,600 I still sometimes feel naked. 1288 00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:25,640 Like if I go when I'm walking the dog because I used to get yelled at. 1289 00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:28,920 Remember, if I forgot the mask, I've had people say that. 1290 00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:30,280 But now I've had the opposite. 1291 00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:32,440 I've had somebody go, you don't need to be wearing a mask. 1292 00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:33,440 Oh, got some hair. 1293 00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:35,640 You can't fucking win. 1294 00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:36,640 You cannot. 1295 00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:37,640 Yeah. 1296 00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:43,640 I mean, I got used to being in Vegas now every weekend, like walking around no mask, getting 1297 00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:47,080 the cab didn't have to put out a mask, you know? 1298 00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:49,160 There was a, the dawn had a car. 1299 00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:50,160 Casinos? 1300 00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:51,160 They don't know masks. 1301 00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:52,160 No masks. 1302 00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:53,160 Mm-mm. 1303 00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:57,160 Well, from what I heard, like, Ari, I was the one Casino that you have to have a mask. 1304 00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:59,360 But the, Mike, I was in a bunch of them. 1305 00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:01,640 There are no masks. 1306 00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:03,640 How's the, like, the smoking level? 1307 00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:04,640 The same. 1308 00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:06,440 Oh, God, I just can't. 1309 00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:07,440 I know. 1310 00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:14,840 When we go to Vegas with Natalya, there's the Delano, which is a hotel that doesn't have 1311 00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:16,560 a casino. 1312 00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:21,120 So therefore, there's like a whole area when you walk in, there's no smoking, which is 1313 00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:22,120 nice. 1314 00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:25,240 And that's what I used to go and stay with Natalya, with Sunny for basketball. 1315 00:47:25,240 --> 00:47:30,320 But this time around, we're all staying at another hotel where the, where the convention 1316 00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:33,040 is, where the volleyball convention center is. 1317 00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:34,040 Right. 1318 00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:36,920 And that's all Casinos and smoke and blugh. 1319 00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:39,440 Like my hair smells like cigarette smoke right now. 1320 00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:40,440 I don't look. 1321 00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:41,440 It's so hard to get it out. 1322 00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:42,440 I know. 1323 00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:43,440 It's disgusting. 1324 00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:47,600 By the way, I'm listening to, uh, Kaelin, look alive for one second. 1325 00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:49,880 I'm listening to the vaping fix. 1326 00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:51,880 Have you heard it? 1327 00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:52,880 No, I haven't. 1328 00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:53,880 It's really good. 1329 00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:55,880 It's podcast one, I believe. 1330 00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:56,880 Mm-hmm. 1331 00:47:56,880 --> 00:47:57,880 And what is it? 1332 00:47:57,880 --> 00:47:58,880 Yeah, I haven't heard of it. 1333 00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:03,280 The whole, how the vaping, how the vaping thing started the, the, 1334 00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:04,280 cigarettes. 1335 00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:06,760 No, it's not e-cigarettes. 1336 00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:12,320 It's the, it's the vaping, mm-hmm, where with the cassettes where it looks like the little 1337 00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:14,680 cartridges and the, you know, it's a jewel. 1338 00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:15,680 Yeah, it's a jewel. 1339 00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:16,680 It's a jewel. 1340 00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:17,680 The thing that skewed you up. 1341 00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:18,680 Yeah, e-cigarettes. 1342 00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:20,080 Well, there's a difference. 1343 00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:24,720 E-cigarettes are one thing and jewels are another thing or another, it's, it's different. 1344 00:48:24,720 --> 00:48:28,680 Oh, some you plug in, some are, they're not. 1345 00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:33,280 The vaping is a vaporized, e-cigarettes are a different thing. 1346 00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:36,640 They're electric, right? 1347 00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:37,640 It's a different thing. 1348 00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:41,000 Believe me, if you listen to the vaping fix, you're going to hear it's, this is the next 1349 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:44,800 generation, jewels were the next generation of e-cigarettes and a lot of people didn't love 1350 00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:46,480 e-cigarettes, but they love jewels. 1351 00:48:46,480 --> 00:48:49,280 Right, you know, like those blues, yeah. 1352 00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:50,960 Yeah, the, yeah, jewels were different than those. 1353 00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:51,960 I remember them. 1354 00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:54,560 They were their own thing, which is, I guess, which is why they called on me. 1355 00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:56,520 And the jewels are the flavor with the flavor. 1356 00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:58,640 They, they used to be, yeah, before they, they did eventually. 1357 00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:00,880 They banned the flavors of the jewels. 1358 00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:04,200 I mean, I think you can get knock off ones still, but yes. 1359 00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:08,960 So this is a podcast about how it became really attractive to kids. 1360 00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:13,400 And then I think eventually in the series, I think today I was listening to episode four. 1361 00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:17,600 And then eventually I think it's going to get into the health, you know, problems. 1362 00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:22,840 Because it opens up with a guy, the whole series opens up with a guy who, this is by the 1363 00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:24,800 same like dirty John, right? 1364 00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:28,280 And those of the LA times is presenting it too. 1365 00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:34,760 So anyway, it opens up with a guy who has a major, like, health, like he ends up going to the 1366 00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:35,760 hospital. 1367 00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:36,760 He's a college kid. 1368 00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:43,200 And then they backtrack you to the origin of it and how is this young company and how they 1369 00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:46,080 were profiting a billion dollars, like within three years. 1370 00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:50,240 And, you know, and then how it became a huge thing because it was being marketed for kids. 1371 00:49:50,240 --> 00:49:55,560 And on Instagram and how they realized, oh, we have a problem first with the fact that 1372 00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:57,840 it was so many teenagers were doing it. 1373 00:49:57,840 --> 00:50:00,680 Yeah, I mean, I used to be heavily addicted to my jewel. 1374 00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:03,040 I would smoke it everywhere all the time. 1375 00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:04,360 So what do you smoke it inside? 1376 00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:07,800 I'd smoke it in movie theaters and I smoke it on an airplane. 1377 00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:14,280 Like it was different because before then you, the, the kind of vaping would always produce 1378 00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:18,440 like these big, huge clouds of smoke, you know, those annoying ones that people, but jewels 1379 00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:19,440 are different. 1380 00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:20,920 It was like you could smoke it and there wouldn't be any smoke. 1381 00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:23,480 So I could smoke it literally anywhere. 1382 00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:24,480 Wow. 1383 00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:25,480 And I would. 1384 00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:26,480 Wow. 1385 00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:32,960 And then until my health crisis issue happened, I went to the hospital and since then I've been 1386 00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:33,960 wearing nicotine patches. 1387 00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:34,960 So you don't have anything? 1388 00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:35,960 You still are. 1389 00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:36,960 I don't do anything. 1390 00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:37,960 Yeah, still one. 1391 00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:38,960 You still wear nicotine patches? 1392 00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:39,960 Yeah. 1393 00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:40,960 Well, good for you though, Kaylon. 1394 00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:41,960 Thank you. 1395 00:50:41,960 --> 00:50:42,960 So you don't smoke. 1396 00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:43,960 What do you do? 1397 00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:44,960 I do drink. 1398 00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:45,960 Don't smoke. 1399 00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:47,960 What do you do? 1400 00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:50,560 I do drink a little tiny bit every now and then. 1401 00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:51,760 I will just with Amy. 1402 00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:52,760 I'm sorry. 1403 00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:53,760 But that's it. 1404 00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:54,760 Yeah. 1405 00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:55,760 That's good for you. 1406 00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:56,760 Yeah, that's it. 1407 00:50:56,760 --> 00:50:57,760 Good for you. 1408 00:50:57,760 --> 00:50:58,760 So what else? 1409 00:50:58,760 --> 00:50:59,760 So what else? 1410 00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:02,080 Are you watching any new shows? 1411 00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:03,080 Are you kidding? 1412 00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:04,080 I haven't been able to. 1413 00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:06,600 What I would like to. 1414 00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:07,960 I haven't been watching anything. 1415 00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:10,200 I've been so busy. 1416 00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:12,000 What are you watching? 1417 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,600 I'm watching this show called HACTS. 1418 00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:15,600 No, HACTS. 1419 00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:16,600 HACTS. 1420 00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:17,600 Not HACTS. 1421 00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:18,600 That would be a totally different show. 1422 00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:19,600 HACTS. 1423 00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:25,560 It's with Gene Smart and Lorraine Newman's daughter, whose name is like Hannah Eimbinder. 1424 00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:26,560 I think it's her name. 1425 00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:27,560 Lorraine Newman's daughter. 1426 00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:28,560 Lorraine Newman's daughter. 1427 00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:30,880 Lorraine, you ignorant slut? 1428 00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:31,880 Yeah. 1429 00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:33,880 No, that was Jane Curtin. 1430 00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:34,880 Jane Curtin. 1431 00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:35,880 Same thing. 1432 00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:36,880 Jane, you ignorant slut. 1433 00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:37,880 Yeah. 1434 00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:38,880 Wow. 1435 00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:39,880 It's pretty. 1436 00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:40,880 It's so like it's good. 1437 00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:45,120 It's about this young comedy writer who ends up having to work for Gene Smart plays like 1438 00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:49,120 a Joan Rivers character who's sort of getting washed up. 1439 00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:53,280 But she's still doing these, you know, casinos. 1440 00:51:53,280 --> 00:52:01,360 Speaking of Vegas and then Hannah plays a girl who got kind of canceled on Twitter. 1441 00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:02,360 She sent out a tweet. 1442 00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:07,200 I don't remember what the tweet was, but she got canceled for it. 1443 00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:11,280 So she nobody will hire her as a TV writer because she's canceled. 1444 00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:20,320 So they her manager or agent gets her a gig against the Gene Smart doesn't want her, 1445 00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:23,240 doesn't want to have a young writer because she thinks she's doing just fine. 1446 00:52:23,240 --> 00:52:26,440 But I guess they have the same agent. 1447 00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:29,800 So he gets them together and it's like crazy. 1448 00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:31,800 What network is it? 1449 00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:32,800 HBO Max. 1450 00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:36,320 Hey, HBO Max, man, new thing now. 1451 00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:38,440 A lot of shows on HBO Max. 1452 00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:39,440 Yeah. 1453 00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:43,320 Speaking of which, me and Amy just finished one last night called mayor of East town. 1454 00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:44,920 Everybody saying that's good. 1455 00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:45,920 Yeah. 1456 00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:47,400 And Kate Winslet and it is. 1457 00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:48,400 It was very good. 1458 00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:49,400 It's like a murder mystery. 1459 00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:51,200 But is it is there going to be time travel? 1460 00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:52,200 No. 1461 00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:53,200 Is there a time travel? 1462 00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:54,200 Is it a spoiler alert? 1463 00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:55,200 Is it modern? 1464 00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:56,200 Yes. 1465 00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:58,200 It is the yes, it is modern. 1466 00:52:58,200 --> 00:52:59,200 Oh, okay. 1467 00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:00,200 I need modern. 1468 00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:05,640 Everything, there need to, I want entire shows in like tech speak at this point. 1469 00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:09,240 Like I want to feel like just happened. 1470 00:53:09,240 --> 00:53:10,240 Mm-hmm. 1471 00:53:10,240 --> 00:53:11,240 Me too. 1472 00:53:11,240 --> 00:53:16,480 At this point, even if it's like five years old and shit, no, please stop making shows about 1473 00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:17,480 queens. 1474 00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:20,400 Yeah, even if it is about chess, I don't want to, I don't want any queens. 1475 00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:24,120 I cannot tell you how much I don't care about royalty. 1476 00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:25,720 I mean, either, sorry. 1477 00:53:25,720 --> 00:53:31,720 I think this is the one area that we actually do agree on is the royalty. 1478 00:53:31,720 --> 00:53:32,720 Why? 1479 00:53:32,720 --> 00:53:34,720 Does anybody care so much? 1480 00:53:34,720 --> 00:53:35,720 I don't care either. 1481 00:53:35,720 --> 00:53:36,720 I don't care either. 1482 00:53:36,720 --> 00:53:37,720 Oh my god. 1483 00:53:37,720 --> 00:53:38,720 I know. 1484 00:53:38,720 --> 00:53:41,480 I have friends that are like up watching the weddings and shit when it happens. 1485 00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:42,480 No, thank you. 1486 00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:43,480 I know. 1487 00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:44,480 I know. 1488 00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:49,920 And every show has to have some sort of tie to like, right, royalty, right? 1489 00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:50,920 We kind of queens. 1490 00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:51,920 I'm out. 1491 00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:52,920 I don't care. 1492 00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:53,920 Yeah. 1493 00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:54,920 I agree. 1494 00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:55,920 Don't want it. 1495 00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:56,920 And I'm English. 1496 00:53:56,920 --> 00:53:57,920 I should be into that stuff and I couldn't care. 1497 00:53:57,920 --> 00:53:58,920 Yeah, what that is. 1498 00:53:58,920 --> 00:53:59,920 Yeah. 1499 00:53:59,920 --> 00:54:00,920 About real life or made up. 1500 00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:01,920 Yeah. 1501 00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:02,920 Couldn't care. 1502 00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:05,360 Hey, you know, it's a good show. 1503 00:54:05,360 --> 00:54:08,440 It's with Justin Thoreau on the Apple Plus. 1504 00:54:08,440 --> 00:54:11,160 It's a mosquito coast. 1505 00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:12,160 Okay. 1506 00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:13,160 It's really good. 1507 00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:14,160 Okay. 1508 00:54:14,160 --> 00:54:15,160 And you know what I like. 1509 00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:16,160 It's really good. 1510 00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:18,560 Well, I'm on like episode four. 1511 00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:19,560 Okay. 1512 00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:21,360 Justin Thoreau is a smart guy. 1513 00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:28,160 I don't think he would do a shitty, anything shitty or, you know, cheesy or anything. 1514 00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:32,080 He's and this is based on a book written by I think by his brother. 1515 00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:33,160 His brother wrote the book. 1516 00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:35,640 Oh, but it's really good. 1517 00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:37,400 Let me ask you this. 1518 00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:39,560 Who do you think was the cause of the Jenna Anderson? 1519 00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:40,560 I knew you said. 1520 00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:42,560 Ben Affleck. 1521 00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:43,560 Ben Affleck. 1522 00:54:43,560 --> 00:54:44,560 No, I'm kidding. 1523 00:54:44,560 --> 00:54:46,560 His fault was that. 1524 00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:48,840 Ben Affleck and Jennifer Aniston together? 1525 00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:49,840 No. 1526 00:54:49,840 --> 00:54:50,840 Yeah. 1527 00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:57,720 Um, I don't know what the deal is with those two, but her first Christmas Eve alone, she 1528 00:54:57,720 --> 00:54:59,240 was at Jimmy's house, right? 1529 00:54:59,240 --> 00:55:01,560 A picture of her with Natalia. 1530 00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:02,560 Should have asked her. 1531 00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:03,560 I should have. 1532 00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:05,560 But she was there too. 1533 00:55:05,560 --> 00:55:07,120 They were broken up, but he was there. 1534 00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:08,480 Oh, so maybe they're friends. 1535 00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:09,480 They are friends. 1536 00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:10,480 They get along. 1537 00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:11,480 Yeah. 1538 00:55:11,480 --> 00:55:12,480 Okay. 1539 00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:13,480 Thanks everybody. 1540 00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:14,480 Thank you. 1541 00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:15,480 Thank you. 1542 00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:23,720 I need advice.