Sherry asked some guy who was always sitting in front of the grocery store asking for money.
She thought the guy would go in there right now bringing out a sandwich.
You know, he wanted money to eat, he said.
He goes, "I don't want anything from there.
I want McDonald's."
I'm just wondering if you take it orders now?
Damn.
You asking?
I know.
I know it seems very agreeable.
But if you ask me what I want, I'ma tell you what I want.
Well, the guy sitting in front of the grocery store, there's no McDonald's near there.
The guy sitting in front of a grocery store with a sign that says, "I need something to eat."
Sherry says, "I'm going in.
I'm bringing back a sandwich for you what he wants because I want McDonald's."
See, that's where she messed up.
He said, "I need something to eat."
But when she said, "What do you want?"
He said, "Hey, this is my opportunity."
I said.
McDonald's.
(laughing)